₦airaland Forum

Bigflamie:
See most of them here commenting as if they are different, leave them alone with the kid they'd still do more than the people that branded him witch, hypocrites.

The people that are hailing this woman for her kind gesture are the same people that believe in their juju, god and all sorts of imaginary creatures. Hypocrisy at its height.

I swear . Poverty and malnutrition is the bane of African Society. When u don't eat good food, your brain can start seeing ghosts in the thin air.

Unless extreme poverty is wiped out of Africa, people will always be lunatic.

ednut1:
. There is no proof to substantiate ur claims that the women are more spiritual. Female actresses too dey die. Omoge campus and bukky wright both died of recent in canada due to health issues. So ur yarn is bullocks

Bukky right die ke

The Southern Nigeria and Middle belt should make a representation to the United Nation to force the Nigerian Government to enshrined Referendum in our constitution.

What is happening today is a big disaster looming that can consume the entire Nigeria and the core north still think they have control.

Marine54:
They're the one in power, the security forces are under thier control ! Se/ss warns the yarubas in 2015/2019 they refused to listen......

I'm telling you. The SW is the reason these herdsmen are so popular in Southern Nigeria.

Yoruba Ronu.... I'm Yoruba !!

Iamgrey5:
My biggest concern is how these people have the nerve to issue statements like this

Anyways, Jogor is not far from where "Eru-iku" dey sha.

I tell you they are very bold and not timid. They are feared and well referred. How many Fulani do we have in Nigeria and the life and lives of above 200m lies in their hands.

I give it to them sha ... Miyyeti Allah secretary even called entire Yoruba race "primitive" on national Television ....

The price we pay for Division and lack of Cohesion in Southern Nigeria and eastern axis of the Middlebelt.

Nigsrdumb:
For those naive people, Britain will not let you in , what they'll do instead is to systematically re colonise your dumb asses, under UK Africa summit.

The growth rate of UK is expected to fall after Brexit, they need new sources for cheap raw materials.

But what do I know, our ancestors were also dumb. It's probably genetic.

.... Maybe the sun is harsh here and eating the brain ... Lol @ genetics !

Jackossky:
Dele Ashade

Wherever that man is, God will bless him bountifully. Seems there is need for a thread to be created specially for him.


"A-one in English" is tha bomb; especially the 50 commandments

Na that Book made me pass aswear!! Na Mile 2 I buy am that year .

Bbbwings:
If rapture happen today,se you go enter heaven?
No lie o

Unless God just pity me ooo ....
I believe He go pity me sha .... my fvck up nor much like that just that I failed to call him unlike b4!!

WAEC/NECO one time but na Village parolzz

JAMB 3 times ... That Village parolzz affected me ... after 3rd time I passed UME and Unilorin was d Answer ....

What I did differently..... I read my books using JAMB syllabus (Hardcopy) like my entire life will finish .... I read each each topic in Jamb syllabus per subject.... once I read the topic in a textbook, I will tick it in Jamb Syllabus .....
I already enrolled in PreND programme in a Federal Polytechnic.... I jack both PreND and Jamb together ... There are courses/Subjects that interlinked such as Maths, English and Economics (PreND helped me) while Government (na me be my Government teacher)

No tutorial ... I read OMO !!


I also worshipped God that year like my life will end ... if I die that year na heaven, e sure ....

I told God, Baba If I fail this 3rd time, e mean say U already destined me to Polytechnic as this will be the last time I will write UME.... I always pray and cry, cry .... " .... God na my padi, I enter University but Post UME miracle self happened

GOD Bless

essential textbooks (Kinda weak textbook though)

Comprehensive textbook (Government)/Civic Education handout

Olatunbosun (Lexics and Structure),

Dele Ashade (A-Z : My baby and the best) .... Ohhh, God bless Dele Ashade again ..... This textbook broke all the mystery in English necessary to pass Jamb just combine it with A-one meant for WAEC by same author .... The textbook will teach you as if you are seeing your teacher.

Mathmatics na my handout I used ...

2006 Nigga

Petyprincess:
You are a good brother
Make sure you always save your sister from f**k boys nd sugar coated mouth niggas.

Thanks, I always do .... As a guyman myself .... we know all the scopes but when a woman is looking for love they seem to abandon some tiniest redflags .... !!

Petyprincess:
"your face looks familiar"
"if i had met you b4 my wife i would have married you"
Ladies when you hear this two sentences please run for your life!!!

My younger sis nearly fell for this scam .... ThanGod she gat me.

God calmly configured most women head to receive lamba

Pascopele:
Apart from, *Let me call you right back*
What other scam do you know?


Me: I will see what i can do

Damn, I even did this 6pm tonight !! presently contemplating to call or not to call.

donstan18:
What's the meaning of this rubbish?

That girl no get parents?


Why on earth will a father be so mean enough to marry out her daughter to bald-headed ancestor?

Donstan18, u sha dey wreck Nairaland up and da ... I laugh sotey

We4all:
My sibling had your kind of mentality until she came to Nigeria and took up a job with the Federal Government. What she is experiencing now cannot be described. What you believe doesn't change the fact that evil abounds in the world.

U dey mind all this Ajebo and pako wey no go learn pikin. Most ogas u see at the top in topmost organisations na Jazz !!

We4all:
I once worked in the account section of a company where I was responsible for handling physical cash worth millions of naira. Some of my 'shallow minded' colleagues assumed that handling such cash meant that I had the privilege of diverting funds into personal use without being discovered.

There were times some would come to me and ask to give them a loan;stating that I should use my power to cover it up for a couple of days. I never succumbed to this madness, and I ended up with more enemies than friends.

Then the spiritual attack began! And when the center could no longer hold, I took a bow. One of them would later confess about 2-3 years later on how she tried to diabolically scheme her way to assume my position while I was working at that company. In fact, the plan was to oust me by snuffing life out of me, but fortunately, I got lucky.

Unfortunately, not many people were as lucky as I was. A couple of weeks ago, a family friend who worked with a Federal Establishment died after she had a disagreement with a co-worker over unaccountable funds.

She was threatened by this colleague and seven days later, she was struck with a strange and severe migraine. All evidence pointed to this colleague of hers because she usually appeared in a trance; and uses a heavy stick to hit her head continuously. The pain would be so severe that this family friend would just be screaming and calling out for help.

Then she went spiritual, and her suspicions were confirmed. But unfortunately, she died without respite.

The Federal Medical Center in one of the north central states is a dangerous zone. Deaths are recorded almost on a daily basis, and these people die in mysterious circumstances. They targets are mostly those in sensitive and highly competitive positions.

I know some people will argue that these things don't exist; and no one has the diabolical power to snuff life out of anyone. Saying these evil don't exist is tantamount to drawing conclusions that the devil doesn't exist either. The truth is, Africans are surrounded with lots of evil, and you will doubt it until it happens to someone close to you.

So to the question at hand: those of you occupying sensitive positions at work, how do you deal with diabolism in your work environment? Do you fight evil with evil, or do you commit everything into God's hand and watch as events play out?

You can contribute your inputs so others will learn how to handle such office menace and also master how to thread carefully.

I don't know what you called evils but God didn't teach us to be stupid.

if you draw me a cutlass I will draw you a sword !! ... No time ... I'm a Yoruba boy !!

The only thing I will never do is to beef someone but no sh.it if I draw some sword against a lion that want to attack me.

You can't commit such sh.it in the hand of God . It is time for you to ask God to bless ya weapon so it will strike the critical place

malele:
All plot to stop this security outfit have failed, now they wan bring religion into it.

Exactly, they want to use Religion to divide Christian and Muslim in the southwest. There is no average Yoruba family that doesn't have Christian, Muslim and Traditional Worshippers yet we are all one.

osram:
the last time I checked its nt easy anywhere i

congrats bro and welcome to Nairaland. home of trolls.

donstan18:
4.89cgpa in the Department of Geological science, Federal University Gusau?

Impressive and Congratulations bruv.

But in all honesty, a graduate with 5.00Gp from such department in your school is equal to a 1.5Gp graduate of any Engineering department in Universities like, Futo, UI, OAU, Uniben, Uniport, UniLag, UNN, Unizik, UniIlorin and Unijos.

This is me telling you the truth.


And please, if you are a graduate or student of IMSU and you expected me to call your School.....You are MAD!!

Mad ooooo ... Better by far!

klax:
Sorry Mr Kanu despite I have never be in same page with you ever since this issue of Amotekun has come to stay as you hsve spoken if fulani are not comfortable with they can hit their bloody heads on rock and damn go to hell.

Anything that will shut these bitch called fula herds down I will 100% support enough is enough of these terrorist infact I woudnt mind the worst case scenario if that is the only option for peace and respect for other tribes and region to be achieve.

These things in the north never believe Yoruba can pulled a string on them now the north are left in the cold as no region care or want them anylonger and I'm going to see if unexpected break out in this country how the north will survive it. Buhari has taught the Yoruba a bitter lesson with his nepotism and govt of the north for the north bull**hit now the Yoruba people has woken up. The north should blame buhari if things ends up go wrong.

South East are not with the north, SS no go area, their only allies is SW and now the red line had be drawn. North una see una lives wetin greed wan do una?

Majority of people criticising Kanu have not listened to d broadcast.

Kubernetes:
This whole issue about disintegration is looking as if northerners will be at the receiving end.
Let it be known that the North stand on a strategic pursuit of economic independence to diversify it's natural resources to a comparative advantage.

Leave Grammar and open ya eyes. without oil money, the north will be consumed by terrorism. There are too much terrorist groups in the core northeastern Nigeria.

double0seven:
This guy is a big disservice to the igbos. The earlier they separate their identity from this man, the better.

Joker or lunatic, I don't know which one best fits him.

What did Nnamdi said that was a lie other than Buhari being Jubril ....

The remaining speech are all spot on .... Nigeria is dragging ..... Almijiri system and lack of responsiveness from Northern Nigeria is the reason for all Terrorism..... Terrorism can not survive in Southern Nigeria .... They will have to migrate recruits and bypass middle belt first. unless they come through Antarctica from the ocean .....

naaija:
Few Highlights as regards Amotekun on Nnamdi Kanu's live broadcast on Friday 24th January

We Will Support Yorubas With 1million Men

Miyetti Allah Never Knew Yoruba People Will Come To Their Senses

Sending Yoruba Governors back to their state assemblies for resolve is a ploy to unravel Amotekun

FG will target an Islam dominated Yoruba state to flaw the Amotekun Push

The idea of a wider regional conflict in Africa if Nigeria breaks up is flimsy

No Igbo Governor can take the Gov Akeredolu stance on giving up second term ambition to serve his people.

No Biafran will fight any Yoruba man on behalf of Fulanis

CAN should stop asking for praying and fasting

South west and Middle belt should kneel down and ask Biafrans for forgiveness

Yorubas are going through what Igbos did 50 years ago between 1965 - 1970

Governors from the east conspired to destroy BSS, A similar body to Amotekun set up by IPOB in 2017


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na_OmmOcFLA

First time I ever listened to Nnamdi Kanu and I'm wowed. I find it difficult to terminate the YouTube Audio.

Nigeria will only know peace, unity and Progress when the fulanisation agenda is quashed until then Southern Nigeria need protection just like South Korea.....

if the bandits,ISIS, ISWAP, BokoHaram and Alqaeda in the Maghreb should overrun Northern Nigeria , trust the western world to protect the Southern Oil (at a cost though) .....

The North are still playing 18th century Usman Danfodio politics in 21st century..... Power change hand easily and nation become history easily while another nation will rise.

The North need to put core north in order ..... SW is the only alliance and if such alliance is broken ... Civil War is coming and The terrorism is Nigeria will consume the whole of Core Northern Nigeria first and part of Middle Belt.

also, The western world will protect Southern Oil (At a cost of course) .... The cost Southern Nigeria will gladly pay.

what a paid agent. PR to bad ooo !☝️

tooth4tooth:
Na now their day break.

I blame Channels TV for beaming their camera before that inconsequential herder to start spewing rubbish on the Amotekun issue.

I score them low on this one.

If them no beam their search light how would you know what Miyetti Allah have in cupboard for you. Now you know , thank Channel.

benzzyno:
Mine is more like craziest stunt av ever pulled in my life..

It was in my jss1, that was in 1999.. I had wanted to attend FGC or a catholic secondary school unfortunately all flooped so i had to miss the whole of first term.. Second term i resumed at a private secondary school with assurance from my parents i would leave when am going to ss1..which later happened.

Second term, i resumed when the term has already gone far almost close to exam period.. Fast forward exams came, i had no friends yet, my notes where not up to date it was just me myself and i...I had to improvise.. I had just one option, exam malpractice (i was 10yrs). Back then we used pages from long notebook 'fuscap' as we called it then..

THE ACT.

My first paper that term was agricultural science.. I took the Sunday night before Monday that the exam is scheduled for to draft my name, class date and all the necessary things written on the top right corner of a typical exam fuscap.. We used to have 20 objectives questions and 5 essays to answer 3. I would just number my fuscap from 1-20 and fill in alphabets from A-D as i deem fit.. Turn my fuscap and write out answers to four possible essay questions and go.

On the Monday of the exams i would enter exam hall with like four fuscap sheets and the one with answers amongst them.. Once exams starts i will busy my self for like 45 minutes solving the objective part i would then boldly remove the one with answers and strike lines on it like a canceled work, place it ontop of my desk and majestically write out the correct answers that are in them.. I did that for all my subjects then apart from maths and English without been caught for even a second.. (nobody thought a 10yr old cold could pull that kind of a stunt).. I came out tops in my class that term.. I introduced myself to my classmates ina grand style.. Nobody taught i would come out tops when i resumed barely weeks before exam...told my friends years later.. Them still no bliv me till today..

PS: I pulled that stunt just that term..

Damn Fresh boy .... hope u are a Yahoo boy now abi Marlian .... a 10yr pulling such stunt ..... Damn ... u get big bros wey dey do runz ni ... how u tey sabi dat shi.t

OlawaleBammie:
funny enof the guy didn't come down from the tree as d conversation was ongoing

its ekiti

The nigga go get Charm ooo and over age for secondary school or his class .... hiaaan , too bold to talk to a principal like that ... se Abare na ihm funny pass

OlawaleBammie:
There is this guy called a certain appellation, lemme conceal dat as necessary lemme call him kiridikiridi.
Kiridikiridi was a very stubborn boy, he had no fear for anybody whatsoever. It was a mango season wen the principal and the rest of his subordinates told us the student that we should not touch any of the mango trees to pluck mangoes but we would still not heed to their course...wetin consan us before?

this fateful day, kiridikiridi just wanted to answer his call of nature(stubbornness) den he climbed one mango tree which is beside the road which everybody ply, he went up the tree and began plucking some mangoes to eat, immediately he saw the principal coming he just threw one of the half-chewed mangoes from the top to the front of the principal, expectedly the principal shouted who is dat as he was looking up to the tree den kiridikiridi told him.. it's me.., the principal responded by sayin haven't we told u not to do dis again?? the response of dis stubborn boy was mouthwatering...

He just said in yoruba, Boya Abare logbin mangoro sibee waa so fun a.., Eyemi wa Lara ihonra foriru eso re a sibee, oyahi kaamoje.

Meaning; Weda na ur papa plant mango for here u go tell us, my mama dey among people wey use head carry d seed come here wen dem wan plant am and una dey say make we no eat am.

Pls is this Ekiti or Kogi Yoruba .... Aswear, Laugh yaff nearly kill me .... I was just imagining the nigga .... Stubborn guys dey

aimuan:
Why do you turned tinubu to your god?what has tinubu got to do with malami clarifying his earlier statement? Stop worshiping politicians abeg.

I am not a tinubu fan but he mediated this one. Miyetti Allah believe Amotekun is against them (It will be against them , they know , SW know, Tinubu know) .... they are all playing politics ...... Diplomacy is the answer.... the north fears the whole ethnic blocks would replicate "Amotekuns" and that is civil war loading.

mamaafrik:
Oya,we move,SE and NC,we need you to back this up with SW,NC must follow immediately to cut off the Fulani and Bokoharam menace and keep it to the NE and NW.

I hope they have the courage to do so. Because that's what they should all do. Nonetheless, I think the north was going east and south south before.... they know such move will end in tears ... Meanwhile, Any slight transgression from the Amotekuns would lead to Arrest of their members.... This is the time Southeast being another larger ethnic group in southern Nigeria to replicate their own "Leopard Move" ...... The issue of fulani herdsmen and scourge should be put to rest.

Whatever that will happen, international community under trump, Merkel, Macron will do referee .... UN will douse all tensions

Olominira:
Buhari is about to destroy Nigeria completely, actually I don't understand him. He takes Nigeria a step forward and Two steps backward. The recruitment of the so called repentant BH into the army is dangerous. He's too soft on all crimes committed by his people.

The current happening in the country is getting noticed by the world powers, the outcry against Amotekun by his government is been closely monitored. The statement came from EU accussing him of doing nothing to Safe the Christians, followed by Nigeria travel ban by the US. These are just warning, the next Maybe sanctions that could lead to recession and hardship.

My advice to him, reposition the security.....let him change the officers. He should stop listening to bad advisers and put national interest above that of Fulani ethnic group

Buhari is the president of Fulani first before the president Of Nigeria ..... Nigerians especially Southern Nigeria better come together before it is too late.

This world sha .... Hope it won't get worse sha .. ThanGod for WHO, CDC US and NCDC .....hmmm

HIV no cure, Ebola, Hepatitis.... One can not just enjoy this earth in peace ni ..... virus, bacteria auto accident, cancer ....

One Ogbanje Needle fish even wan suck blood comot person neck...

pacespot:
Only God knows the Fulani agenda for this country, maybe their aim is to colonize the rest of this country and turn it into their caliphate. What is wrong in regional police or community policing, especially in the face of Nigerian security challenges? Even the US practice state policing. We need to take back the kwara state from these evil nomads, Ilorin is an ancestral Yoruba land.

Forget about Ilorin. Protect the rest, They are coming against Amotekun. They will use NAF, NA and Nigerian Police once one Fulani is arrested or a cow is killed.