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1xPOS:
play politics but don't forget certificates to gain power. Such attitude can end ones political life😜

See ur tongue 👅 wey be like Tinubu Cap ....

Shey ihm no get certificates

CSU say ihm no get certificates

Na typographical errors No Be Fraud ....

zinaunreal:
Only one person how many errors. May all tinubus errors affect your life. Shey you like it now

Suegbe .... If God be Man
Shaa dey careful with people u go dey launch Curses at Because ... hmmm ...

If Tinubu Errors affect My Life, On God, I would dust all of them off my Person ....

Nevertheless, There is no Holy Man in Politics, All Politics is not Holy any where in the world since Creation of Mankind .....

No Politician is Holy .... Politics na Madmen Games.

Saint Wouldn't join Politics .... Nahhh .... Know That & No Peace Then Shut Up

lordofstrings:
Deluded

I ain't a Boy Nigga ....I'm a Man.

I don't give and Take Back. I Wouldn't give What I can't afford ... He is a Poor Boy with All Toxicity ... That's Stupidities ....

Only Nonsense Dude Cap because a lady drop his Ass. Na so so Mumu Boyish thing ihm dey do wey make the lady comot his handle ... A Lady Wouldn't drop a Real Gee ... She go dey cry Up & Down for ya ass & Chases other rivals Away ....

The Earlier you nairaland boys realise A girl, not even a Lady talkless of a Full Fledged Woman would Only Respect a "Man" Not a Boy ... Na that day Una Sickness go end .....


Once we give ... We give & collect & Dem head dey bless us for more .... God bless Nigerian Ladies, Amen.

Bunch of Immature Boys everywhere wey their Mama don Spoil them Finish

ManirBK:
https://leadership.ng/diphtheria-states-consider-facemasks-as-cases-escalate/

THIS IS SERIOUS CASE WO!!!

Wetin be this one again, Which kain Thing be this ...

Most Epidemic usually come from Core North while Osun is usually first place in Yoruba Race.

Dpen11:
Funny
It is what it is

Stop Capping na Typewriter error!

Beremx:
My concern in all these certificate wahala is how will it affect him as president? I am sure the Supreme Court will not sack him because of his forged certificate

Nothing go affect him because Everything Was a "Clerical Error" !... Those days were days of Typewriters so Errors were uncommon in my WAEC Certificate I Did in 2003 had Female as my Gender But I'm Using Neco ....

No be ME commit the error...

Which court would fault a clerical error & plunged the nation into Chaos

Tinubu is on 8years Ooo Ceteris Paribus.

b0rn2fuck:
Too much drama , everything for Nigeria don tire baba God

God has just Begun With Us Aswear !
E go soon set !

Taylor92:
Five months after swearing this criminal in

We’re still stocked with dealing with his forgery and theft cases

If only Tinubu has kept his dealings upright Shebi we for don move ahead

But see where we are today because of a transgender president

Una Go Shalaye Tire

nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vHg0P91qjg?si=uB7jB4UJfCXGrtN_

He collected the kiosk he built for her when they stopped dating.

A beautiful lady, Amara Doris, has narrated how her ex boyfriend collected back the kiosk he built for her after they broke up.

Do you support what the guy did or is it childish?

Childish Dude ...Thank God they broke up ..

Whatever You gave in love is Gone to Love ... Kukuma no give ...

Madman.

Acekidc4:
Why is he in Prison in the First Place🤨🤨

No Matter The Why, He Ain't Suppose to Die like That ..

Afterall his Offences is not Capital Punishments.

StylesX:
One night she did that and I got aroused, I lost control and we got intimate, it was intense, but before we could have actual sex I came to my senses and made her stop, it was super awkward, we didn't talk about it because she has a partner and I do too, I thought we'd just pretend nothing happened and move on so we wouldn't sabotage our relationships, then the next day we were alone at home in my living room, she wore my Tshirt with undies and we were binge watching movies, suddenly she started kissing and touching me, and I lost it again and this time we had passionate sex, she left the next day, and ever since then I've been confused and guilt ridden, she told me it was a mistake she rejected me in the past that we can still start something if I want, that she is ready to be with me, but I wasn't buying it, I am confused because a part of me feel something fishy is up, and the other part wanted her but I don't know how to tell my girlfriend nor do I want to hurt my girlfriend, I don't love her like I loved this old time crush of mine, but she is a loyal girlfriend and I can't look her in the eyes since the sex thing happened, and every nerve in my body is telling me to confess and ask for forgiveness or keep quiet and move on with my life, what do I do?

What a Heart !
Do Nothing & Stop being a Woman .....

Your Heart Do Most of the thinking Not Your Head ...

Where you raised solely by your Mom

Na Pikin of Single Mothers dey behave this way, All Emotions No Liver .... But Fake Liver.

O'Boy ... Fvck or No Fvck ... if U wan do, Do & Live with the Consequences & if You No do, Don't then Also Live by the Consequences

Move dafuq On Like Nothing Happened... Sissy-Lilly-Livered!

BabaOfLagos:
Yes you can.

If indeed you want to do a court marriage for this purpose, Make sure the documents you are signing has nothing to do with your wife's influence, make sure to properly scrutinize every step with your lawyer,

Make sure you are not tying yourself by yourself.

E no even Good to get hypertension at old age .. Other Ailments would just be popping head .....

Dynamism Changed.

Risingsunn:
No big deal about court marriage, when you are tired you can file for divorce. Simple! Marriage no be by force.

Even if you don't file and say you are not doing again, no judge will send you to jail because you said you don't want to marry again.

Divorce is a civil matter and not a criminal matter

Divorce is easier than wedding itself nowadays ...

Na the property be the koko ..

xynerise:
Most of the people speaking against marriage and court marriage here are mostly kids or fuckboys.


When you are matured enough you will think differently

As dem they talk am I don dey fear ...

E be like say na Only Traditional I go do ... Or Do Court Marriage & Play the Hakimi Game ...

E no dey pain na ihm dey cause Hypertension small small ....

Trusting Gen Z Seems Expensive nowadays ... We are "Africropean" ....

Bliss62:
Some women are naturally foolish

Why will any adult tolerate assualt from their lover

He beats you and still fvck you

It's called "Dejavu Effect" .... She is Mentally Locked 🔒 & Blocked 🚫 ..... Unless You come from Sane Family or Raise Yourself well, it happens to Anybody.

Nevertheless, The Woman Would Kill Him One Day Once Her Toxicity Levels Gets Filled.

Unfortunately, That's when the World would arraigned her for Murder ... The World ain't saying Nothing Now Ooo

woginid967:
Good deeek and cool cash

Will make any woman your sllaavvee

This man has broken the matrix and showed every simp out there the way out.

Beast is an Animal. There are differences between Animal & Human.

68816419:
Thought he was Tinubu'S friend?

He didn't Support Tinubu Presidential Ambition & They Fell Out.

Akpabio is Using His Slot Same for Wike.

slimfit1:
I like him he has gone quiet like anyone who respect himself should.

That's a Good Politician... Lay Low, Take Note Then Fan Out.

essentialone:
Why do most wealthy Nigerians prefer to live in Nigeria than to relocate abroad permanently?

Money/Wealth/Freedom is Easily Made in Nigeria Than Abroad ...

I'm not Japaing Anymore ... I'm staying here & Making it On God ...

We go dey represent Nigeria Abroad either for vacation or conference ....

As Oyinbo dey develop dem own side, We go develop our own side too ... Whatever it takes, Amen.

Jennyclay:
It’s a general thing for both men and women. Nobody wants to settle for less. You must be extremely rich before you can even be my friend not to talk of being in a relationship with me.

I’m so allergic to broke, poverty stricken, good for nothing church rats wretched men.

If you’re doing dirty work like Keke driver, bus conductor, shoe maker, road side mechanic, carpenter, barber e.t.c and you approach me, I will give you the insult of your life. You’ll regret the day you were born.

Nobody wants to settle for less my dear. I didn’t come to this life to suffer.

Life is Choice & Maturities to Live Those Choices ....

Your Choice ain't Bad But Seemingly Inhumane.

God help You if You Don't have the Maturities to Live Your Choices..... It's Depressive

Offpointng:
There's just one Lady like that I've met during NYSC who I swore then I would have married if I made it. well I did made it but Bro she's way older than I am. she's 6years older than I am

But Mehnn this girl cared for me when I had nothing, respected me in that stage despite being older and would always do anything I asked if she really can do it. but that was the only coma , she's way older than I am. I'm thinking of opening a shop for her sometime next year just to appreciate her. May God bless her.

I just wish I can marry her tbh.

Her age no go matter if you can manage her Womanhood however Me I can't Marry a Woman Older(Despite I Can Manage Her) than Me cuz I love "Domino-Effect" & Her Being Older could be affecting my Chain Reactions in Some Spheres of the Relationships!

Triangles1:
Single life is the best, even when I marry my wife must have her own apartments.

This one is already divorced before marriage Once it pops e go start insulting Naija women up & down.

Na you go get your own apartment elsewhere ... The Matrimonial home belong to ya wife .... That's where she will raise your kids ....

Quality20:
I know some women might claim that its a gold mine for them, but for the male folks I'm still at a lost over whats driving them and what the gain is in engaging in illicit unlawful sex with women/prostitutes? Actually, if anything men stand to lose their wealth,health reputation and even religiosity

Fun, Relaxations, Anti-Depressant, Running from Reality, Genetic Disorder etc.

All I know for sure is that

"Problem no dey solve problem Nevertheless, There is No solution without It's Problems & There is No Problem without It's Solutions"

Chingyyy878:
What are you starting to dislike more as you grow older ?

Hypocrisy & Forming Sainthood .... !

It's not necessary to show all You But Be Sane Enough not to show the world what You ain't.

Jovialjune1:
See how your Inferiority complex is smelling everywhere, name one Nigerian man and white woman marriage that has lasted for 50 years let's see, yet we see Nigerian marriages lasting more than that everywhere in our society, but because you have to showcase how COONISH you Nigerian men are known for abroad, you had to bring down your women including your mother, or is she not a Nigerian woman? Is she also a curse to the society? What of your sisters, cousins, and every female in your family? You think Nigerian girls are like you below par men that prefer to be househusbands to white women, gleefully washing her pant and licking her feet simply because she has a pink skin, then when she's done with your sorry asś, she kicks you out to the streets and look for the next black Hot fool to take your place, you think we would tolerate such nonsense? No wonder black men are seen as bottom feeders, you people have no self worth whatsoever, you can't even produce anything or make your continent a little bit better or like theirs, because you have nothing upstairs except women, women and women, very disgusting lots.

🙆‍♀️🙆... Jesus ... See her Mouth like Crayon ....

Truer Words That Peirced the Heart 💘...

We African Men Really need to do something about Growth & Developments of Africa ... E be like Na Sex be the main thing here truetrue!

Greenfaces:
The way you use to say things like knack, fck, pssy.... its somehow nao. Or what do you think? Me I just feel there are some cleaner terms for all these things...
You can say sleep with, or have canal knowledge, or private parts or pudenda...

As a woman you shouldn't just freely be saying toto, pssy, fck, knack. It's somehow abi? How do you see it?

You go get Problem for this world ooo ... someone fit sue you one day ...

You wan dey project your morals on anonymous someone on Public online forum ....because she be woman

Omoh, Face Ya front abeg ... !

MadamExcellency:
When we were still adolescent, it only take chewing gum and sweet to express the love. I don't know what has become of love with this generation.

Economy Bro ... A woman Is meant to take care of her people.... So, if you are her man, You will be helping her in helping her home.

Men are meant to respond to the economics of the economy but if you fail to do your job & perform Ya role, That won't stop the opposite gender from asking you for securities... It's African Way ...

If you love the Oyinbos way, then go for the white pvssy bro ....

Some of us like it the African Way ... It Makes us Stronger ..!

BloomingDale:
Why won’t they knack anything for food when you have not provided the environment for your women and children to thrive? The white man has done all that. What is stopping you?

Why are you guys always coveting what the white man has? You covet his women, country, football clubs etc. The list is endless. No wonder they call you guys useless eaters that have no value. I shame for who no shame for una.

You too Dey yearn everything...
Chaiii

Boondocxs:
Carry your preferences and go
Leave us Nigerian women alone
Nobody forced you to date Nigeria women
Only Nigeria men hate on they own women
Foolish men
Carry your nonsense insecurities and go

Don't Mind what you see on Nairaland ... Nigerian Men love Nigerian Women .... Na just Online Rants.

Kobojunkie:
I believe people ought to stay away from intimate relationships until after they have first realized this.

Gisos, You agreed with that Assertion ... I think u be Arguements "Robot" !

Anonymoususher:
See ehhh for me personally at this stage of my life I don't think there is any benefit for me being single.

I'm 31yrs old and my life cycle is only work, church and house. Most times weekend I just find reasons to go to work so that I don't feel bored.

I have friends who are married so it shrinks my cycle because they spend more time with their family.

My case is even worse because I don't even go out, I neither drink, club or even go anywhere.

It's just me moving from room to parlour like that all day.

I crave for a family, I am sick and tired of being a bachelor, I want to see my kids like e dey hungry me.

I have been single for too long and see no benefit of being single anymore.

What Now Stops You From Marrying ... as e be so, You no even have gf ... Wetin na

Angelfrost:
Why do these always happen after the person has left office?!!

Is it now rocket science to put in place financial oversight and close monitoring of all transactions especially by political office holders and government appointees?!!


You allow them steal and do what they like in office, then start tossing figures of what they stole and diverted, like we are supposed to be impressed and clap for you?!


Diezani sat down and looted incredibly to her satisfaction before leaving the sinking ship of a nation because no one oversaw or bothered to keep a lid on her...!

We empower politicians and government officials to steal as they like, then sit back to watch investigative teams do a charade of an investigation when all is clearly gone.

Corruption will never allow this nation move an inch forward... This level of corruption in our system is inexplicably astronomical.

Emefiele is just a Fall guy .... Corruption as Massive as That Involves alot at Value Chains Including the Watch Dogs.