₦airaland Forum

BumBae:
They try to touch u up n down the male ones anyway
Go they take time the measure chest area , hip area, ..... Fact

abegiii una don dey come again be that. even those wey no get nada go dey claim touch. even female tailor dey touch you. u sure say no be u dey touch yourself?

eitsei:
With all your listed factors I think you patronize local tailors

you patronize international tailor ba? una don dey start dey go be that.

wizzymate:
Still don't know why Nokia abandoned meego os.

*fistbump!* i wonder too. That was their game changer. With that Os they were at s5/iphone 5 level at 2010/2011. It was a self evolving os. A powerful system.

Okpueze1:
My Nokia N8 I bought in 2012 is still waxing strong with the follow come battery. The pix quality is unbeatable! I love Nokia!

I tell ya! That phone rocked my world. As far as camera goes, nokia 808 pure view is still the best I have seen. As far as nokia's downfall goes I believe it was solely of their doing. Imagine them dumping a flagship Os (symbian series) and two potential flagships(maemo and meego) for a new Os that is totally anti- Nokia and own by a new company in the telecom biz. Bad move! Lumia Os was a bad deal for them and I think it finally destroyed. We have just witnessed the demise of a Telecom mega-giant. Apple and samsung were mere watcher who had strong holds in their little niche. Stephen Elopp is either unfortunate or a bad luck or a unfit CEO. He was at the centre of it all. But I think Nokia had a good run and it's sad to see them lose like this.

mineANDurs:
I laugh in swahili
When we were faithful, guys were cheating on us Left, Right & Center and we were told to endure it. Now that we decided to play a "little bit" of "their" game, they become pissed.
See wat we r enduring on daily basis?
U r welcomed to d endurance club and pls pray harder k?

Job 2: 10a says it all

ladyF:
Sorry, no I haven't. I thought the "fa" was a Northern thing tho...

it maybe so. I know with Ilorin people. I've not been to the North. they say it with such commanding tone like they own it

Sealeddeal:
I do not believe she is a victim. we can call it youthful exuberance. Remember the guy they claimed kidnapped her is 18years according to investigation. So,the scenario look more like the choice of the girl. it may turn out to be a bad decision from her but she needs to be convinced and not forced.

too bad for the guy and his parents. in the eyes of the law, nigga is 18 he's going to jail!!!

ellacute45:
She's a juvenile and she should be returned to her parents if are supporting this in the name of love well that's your business

haa sister it's not their business o don't sugar coat it for them it is their foolishness. teenagers in love rub each other under trees, back of class room doors and do stuff in secret places not Elope. mehn that ain't love. it is in it's mildest a case of a MISSING CHILD!

Sealeddeal:
returning the girl forcibly to her parents is tantamount to imprisonment. The girl has exercised her freewill and nothing she did is unconstitutional.

brother at 17?? or 14? as long as it is not 18 is wrong. if you talk about free will here on this issue then you are one of the reasons buhari will have more sleepless nights.

ladyF:
I'm sure it's the money that OP is spending that is paining him. Abeg if you feel your love/money that you are giving out is too much, please release that girl from your lethal grip. Another guy is waiting in line to even give her double.

People funny sha, which one be too much love fa!!!

hey sister, do u live in ilorin or at any point live in Ilorin? the "fa" got my attention.

lepasharon:
For bleeps sake you Nigerians need to get a sense of humour.

I take it that you are cambodian right? And most definitely not Nigerian?

she lose the butt, she no lose am wetin concern us? Shey she fit use am help our naira win him fight against the Dollar? abegiii Next!!!!!
BTW who her yansh don help?

Oliseh's advice at this time is definitely not sought and not appreciated. he should leave the job alone and mind his business.

excel101:
Leave Siasia on this, like you said " people complained that he's not good for the job nd after he resigned, same people still complained abt the timing". What u meant in essence is dat he should be replaced. How come after his replacement u still said dat Siasia will still quit dat he can't do the job effectively?. Would an inexperienced Oliseh dat lacked human management skill be able to do better dan Siasia, i just dnt undstnd u.

what I meant by " Siasia would still quit" is that the same problem of coach management by the NFF Will still come back. it's a merry- go round with the NFF. for me Sia1 has been the best indigenous super Eagles coach we have had- I'm a big fan. always wish the guy success. But you remember he was sacked back then right? and it wasn't his fault. NFF Came up with their jungle approach to management and organizations and poof coach Siasia sacked. let's go to Stephen keshi a coach owed 10 months salary, no official car, his coaching staff owed salaries overtime( mind u our economy wasn't in this turmoil back then) and they expend him to perform miracles and then they came up with one cock and bull story about how he breach his contract( oh cry me a river!). Oliseh is a cheap villain in this whole saga coz he is just a guy who is too guilty and sinful to coach Nigeria. from his day one he was not a fit for that job( not cause he is not good enough - that was yet to be verified as at then)- because he was 1. inexperienced 2. lacked man management skill. 3 he has not coached any big team before this. and I tell you all these have been defiled by great coaches in this fantastic game and trade. I know he has his faults. We ( adopting the opinions of the majority though I don't share them) wanted him out and now he is out we are complaining about the timing. no no no for someone you have always wanted out, you have no right to say he should not go when his services are no longer needed. I agree Oliseh may not be the best and yes he did mess issues up himself. but what I am stressing is that the NFF Has the lion share of the blame because we have Had over 5 indigenous coach and not a single one of them had a successful hitch free term without having a major disagreement with the NFF While in sharp contrast we see the while guys coming in on a platinum plated contract, mess up, get huge severance packages and the back up local coaches are sent to do the gabage clearing. If we get our NFF right, I tell you that we would be light years ahead of our current predicament. Hope u consider my views. I look forward to an objective and stimulating reply from you. cheers

Speechless3:
People still dey write jamb? nawa o

No oo Na PLAB them dey write oo

Godsate:
NFF has the major blame on this. They keep on owning both the coaches and the player. They keep on sending team for competition without adecuate finance and they have enough money to go to places that they are not required.

I don't blame Oliseh at all.

mehn are you sure you are a Nigerian coz your thinking seems brighter than an average one. Don't mind these folks blaming coaches about. A coach is responsible for the failures when all he needs to work are delivered to him not when he is owed 4-8 months salary.

FrancisDiote:
Maybe Oliseh resigned for fear of loosing to Egypt...but wait, why should the match be taken to kaduna where security is not 100 percent guaranteed. This sensitive match is better taken to well known grounds where fans will come out in multitude to cheer SE to victory. Remember the match against Angola, NFF! When will they learn?

I don't know you, but this kinda statement make me want to find you and share a good meal and drinks with you. people are blaming the guy that he wasn't good enough now that he has left the job they are blaming him for the timing. the same old factor remains that the NFF are a bunch of incompetent wacky brains who can't just think like humans and not idiots and get the job done. even this Siasia will still quit coz he can't do his work effectively.

rheether:
The fool needed the 20million naira and he got it.

what are u saying now? do you have a problem with the fact that he quit or the timing of the quit? coz they aren't the same thing.

Jadekitana:
That's really cool, welcome to the club

sorry to burst ur bubbles ladies. you aren't "tall" if u don't know your heights. saying I don't don't know but I'm above average doesn't cut it. you have to know ur height. what height is average and how did u know u are above it? hope u get my drift? get some scales ladies....

misspicy:
Jadekitana HI5




Tall girls are never intimidated

says who? what kinda intimidation? height doesn't give u leverage in most situations.

bardella1:
Am 6ft7 I consider mysef tall

we all consider you tall. darn!! 6ft7 are u trying to whisper to God's Ears?

John knows we are a team we look out for each other. He can't try to embarrass me no. he's never done that.

I was going to say how is this piece of data relevant to the NL community? but boy! was I wrong?!!!

Didn't read it. hurtful to the eyes. All these how to do this and how to do that scripts all come in the same format- list some items, add a number jargon under them and move on.

the ideal should be that mother carries for 9 months, father starts thinking from start of that 9 months. And from when the child is born, they both do the thinking worrying and caring. of what use is a man if he leaves the care of his child to the woman alone( wife, gf or ex)? but then we now live in a messed up word.
to the picture, it's not totally right it's lacking some more details.

VaselineVirus:
we george by d tace of ha kitty Kat

hi, am vaseline an is nice to met u

God save the queen. Shakespeare is in pain in his grave right now

these days I think it's tough being a woman, one guy out there who knows how women think, how to get a woman to love u blindly, how to make a woman spend all her money on a guy without thinking twice and the list goes on like that. it's making me wonder if it would be a bad idea to create a field of study in tertiary institutions called "womenology" or something in that line. seems we have people who have written thesis about it already.
women are human beings( strange ones maybe, clumsy logic, I can't No) and like every human being they don't come in one version. everybody is a complex mix of experiences and influences. No manual for how to deal with people. definitely won't work for everybody. so the above write is likely to work for a small number of a very large pool of women(and men if the roles were reversed).
But I will definitely give the OP a 10 for effort (if it's his original work). I didn't read it to detail anyway- who has the time? But the practicality of this is definitely debatable on many grounds.

faustinalove:
Honestly speaking, I really dont know what telemundo is all about. Just heard about it here on nairaland

are u in anyway a Doctor,Lawyer or an Engineer? that may explain that or nepa pole no reach una area. I hope it's the first option or none of the Above.

kaziblake:
Lol very funny

Sometimes it's truly for ritual purpose at least i'v heard of this kind of story before.

You never can tell who us genuine in this country.

to set candle for ritual is expensive mehn! the gods won't reject a candleless sacrifice. it's the blood they need not the light.

scribble:
Social media expert?

More like retardeen

WTH is a social media expert?! who made her an expert in the field of social media? what is this aunty saying now?

At this juncture it may be right to distinguish between dwarf, short, mini, tall, long and giant. they come in that ascending order.
P.S- ladies please coz they said short is cute y'all should quit jumping on the " we shorty are cute" train while you all be LONG-ing like u want to whisper to baba God.

Savigne:
Make I see the man wey go call me short...Bottle go loss for him head.

I knew it!!! all the short girls can't be 'cute and gentle' some floydine may weather has to be there. channel that energy well break them bottles well.