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And why is Rijkaad the flavour of the month

Gunners una don suffer oo.

This is taken from some chap's facebook update:

'BREAKING NEWS!!! Airports across the UK still closed due to a huge dust cloud hanging above the entire country. Police have arrested the cleaner who dusted the Arsenal trophy cabinet at the Emirates stadium!

Pweety4me:
[color=#990078]No wat is it?is it supposed 2 be like a YIM thing?[/color]

I still dey wait ooo. . .Reveal thyself

[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=410568.msg5900123#msg5900123 date=1271372965][color=deeppink]Sounds more like a Joke popping out of a Book Of Comedy.;[/color] [/quote]I don talk am before say na u go first queue if D'banj start
to dey whistle for woman.

Shior

[quote author=Wily+Wily link=topic=431296.msg5900004#msg5900004 date=1271371392]The True Face of Thief Yorubas and Dirty Stinking Thief Hausa/Fulanis In Nigeria[/quote]Willy Willy. . how far na?

Don Etiebet na which tribe?

4 Play:
Brits praising resourceful swarthy people, no doubt while quietly retiring into the night with their sense of innate superiority reinforced, is besides the point and is a fairly regular past time. Cue all those documentary programmes on the Masai and other African Bush people in Southern Africa. The fascination and praise can be compared to the same sort evoked whilst watching wildlife programmes.

You will agree with me that Lekki/VI represents an opposite end of the scale to the slums shown by the BBC. Neither is truly representative of Lagos. The problem comes when the BBC insists on solely focusing, with an almost religious fervour, on a particular picture of Lagos which reinforces stereotypes about Africa, stereotypes which are often divorced from reality.

Na wa. . . .Has this Hawk lost his Hawkishness.

4PLAY is actually criticizing anything West.  

This is some powerful TV man. Really Powerful.

^^^^

But Ciara go out with Bow Wow nau. . .

U hot reach Ciara ? 

THE AMAKA:
[color=#cc00cc]^^^
lmfao.
not really.
i think Majid is FINE!!!!! his acting is hott too! [/color]

He is not fine anything. . .he just pack jheri curl put for hair.

someone posted a picture in another thread showing work going on
around the Iganmu area.

So I guess they have started.

Wats with the hype on this Majid Michael sef.

If you use blach shoe polish on him. . .u will have Michael Essien.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]My favorite color of nail polish is blue
In high school i didnt sleep at night. . .i stayed up watching movies when i go home on a whim from boarding house
I lived alone in high school
I used to be called a snob. . .people think if you don't give them the time of the day (like who cares how much your shoes cost or what hairstyle u have on and the irritating-my boyfriend blah blah), you are a snob
I have a thing for accents [/color]

I guess its no longer a mystery why you kept having crushes on ur Hausa gatemen

JeSoul:
Repo Men.

I can readily think of a few titles that would be more fitting to describe this movie, titles like "Stoopid Men" or "The Director Must've Been Drunk" or "The Sponsors Must've Been Drunker" or "The Writers were on strike, this is the best my Chimpanzee could come up with after randomly banging against a keyboard" or "We were really going for worst script - ever!" or just plain "Sike!"

I will shortly be putting in a formal complaint to the EFCC be reimbursed for the 2 hours I wasted on this movie, and everyone who had a hand in getting it to the theater should be tortured with waterboarding. That should serve as a deterrent lest they repeat this crime.

Anyways so Repo whatever is set in a future world that has suffered through terrible economic times. The two men are employed by a company that makes all kinds of artificial organs, when people they lease these organs to default on their monthly payment, the Repo men are sent to retrieve the organs. They show up at peoples houses or wherever (aided by the tracking device in the organ), kill them, slice them up and cut out the organs and return them to the company to be used in the next person. Jude Law's character has an accident during one of his retrievals and ends up needing an artificial organ himself. He refuses to return to cutting people up, and when he cannot pay for his own he becomes the hunted.

Don't let the synopsis fool you, the whole thing was flat and boring. The glaring absence of the police or law to allow them to just go around killing people was never explained. The way characters popped in and out was disjointed. The silly accent was annoying. The "finish this" scene that was major in the previews was one of the emptiest and fakest I've seen. If a bark from a toothless dog was ever translated into picture, that scene would be it.

The only good thing about the movie was the end. And no, I don't mean that sarcastically. The end was unexpected and slightly alleviated the bitter taste that was already in my mouth. Notwitstanding that preceeding scene that was supposed to be a harmless scanning of their organs, that was somehow sinisterly turned into a very strange, sloppy and disturbing se.x scene. This movie is a black mark on the acting careers of all the participants.

Overall, I rate 15%. If not for Vesc, it woulda been 20%.

Was this review for Taken?

This was brutal ooo

chamotex:
No be that kind size be the koko, the size of the JT is the koko
Doyin is just big for nothin but small in the kokoqual place

Chei. . . .It is very obvious you failed your NECO exam.

googles:
am very serious you are one sexy boi. . . why d'you think am hitting on you  

Hehehehehe. . . hit me well well.

Hit me like Molue.  

I think I need new mirrors sha. . . the old ones have been lying to me  

ravenzord:
Chai! See as googles dey trip 4 her papa, Chamo make we enter gym sharp sharp.

Chai. . . .I have dead

InesQor:
@doyin13: You need help understanding it? Or you just need help?

na so so smartasses Seun dey recruit come this site. . . .  

[size=2pt]KILL 'EM ALL. . .I SAY KILL 'EM ALL [/size]

abi, . . .how comes una no know say mhismole na my own.

@topic.

she dey burst my head oo.

I no beleaf u, but i take am anyway

which kain yama yama siggy be this one

googles:
lie !!! i saw your pinshure d oda day wen you showed pweety. . . . . iwo ti o ni hawt body  

busted  

But I no get KOKO WAVES na

ravenzord:
Hehe, me jealous Chamo ke? He knows how we roll na, abi na by koko waves?

Chei. . . .so na koko waves be the source of Chamo power??

googles:
put pinshure jor

shame dey catch me jare. . . .

Chamo is right, I am closer to 40 than 30.

And my fine boy days don pass.

Mmmbop:
a weird man, oldish

chamotex:
I get pepper spray

hehehehe. . .i know say u go get na
like Ibk and googles.

To ward off all that male attention

chamotex:
Shame no dey catch you

No worry. . .Na me go catch you

see you at the nairaland parley  

ravenzord:
@ OP: Sexy ko

u dey jealous chamo ni

chamotex:
this guy na agbaya

I will take that as a compliment  

Megan Good

Ibukun. . . .was it getting embarrassing being the leader by a wide margin
in number of posts  

@topic. . .Dongoyaro

Put new picshurr na. . .I am not really a dimples fan

Abagworo:
a man who allows rule of law even when his cousins life is involved doesnt make him heartless.ibb took a very difficult decision in mamman vatsa's case.however treason is punishable by death.sap is an imf advised program that failed because of nigeria's perculiar nature.ibb had his ups and downs but remains the best candidate thus far.

Iti Bolibo. . . Anuofia

Blame the Premiership for this assault on any sense.

But for the threats I have no doubt we would have made
a late season burst and got to 40 points.

But they have something against us. Conniving with the bankers
the Premier League has succeeded in precipitating the demise of
the most vibrant team in the league.

But like Arnie says. . . .WE'LL BE BACK

Kai. . .Arsenal don suffer oo.

Despite being only a few points from top
Fergie no even put them for mind in his interview
after the draw at Blackburn.

I don't like the man, but the order preventing him from travel
seems a bit draconian.

honeric01:
nah, ikeja railway side.

haaa. .i suspect that must be the FG project one.

I saw a pic somewhere of some work going on not too
far from the National Theatre. I think that is the Lite Rail
one.