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Story teller, pls write another story.

slimzypink:
please did Buhari win the election

I can see you just arrived from space. Welcome back Mr Astronaut.

It was used for Sai Buhari. You guys should hold on till June. Sai Allowance will get to you all soon.

Cover your legs then, wear only trousers.
Also avoid smiling.

Get advice from married people only. Those married for not less than 2years.

My advice: Do the right thing, do what is right and don't be deceived by emotions. Your conscience will tell you what is right.
Why do you want to get yourself into such a relationship, nothing seem right with the intending relationship with that guy. You better move on.

Nokialumia720:
The girl i,m dating is a holy holy church girl and she is too religious. When we started dating she told me that she will not have sex with me which i accepted because i trully love her and sex is never my priority. But the problem now is that she always felt guilty whenever will romance and kiss and do some other things apart from sex. The worst of it is that she called me and told me that she is no more interested in the relationship which got me heartbroken bcs I sincerely love her. Pls friends what do i do?

Shameless boy. You even had the guts to talk proudly about your sinful acts to the public.

Is this what your father sent you to school to study?

wiseoneking:
Just check out the five.
1 Ogun
2 Anambra
3 Akwaibom
4 kano
5 Abia

You have to replace Abia with Enugu.
Abia should not be on the list

Basketmouth go to www.inverternigeria.com to purchase an inverter system. Inverter will cut down the cost of running generator by 70%.

rago:
great post, OP

However, u failed to mention where to point the switched-on camera on my phone to

I mean, nobody is talking about ds

u enter a room, darken it up, switch on ur phone camera,
and Where does one POINT The phone camera to?

pls, be totally spexific and on point

are we gonna point down our camera and then expect to c a red dot smwhere..

Use your brain.
If u like point your phone inside the toilet bowl to find the hidden camera.

olatade:
An unrepentant PDP Elder asked me if I have watched the documentary, I asked which one, he said the documentary showing how Tinubu owes 75% of Lagos revenue, that Tinubu is highly corrupt. And I asked him, Daddy, does Tinubu have immunity, he said NO. Is Tinubu a spirit? he said NO. Is Tinubu in Nigeria, he said yes. Has Tinubu been invited by EFCC? he said NO. I shook my head, and told him, Sir, I pray never to be like you when I grow up. He became sad and walked away. Instead of a sane government to prosecute an alleged corrupt man, they are busy running wasteful documentary with tax payers money. What a shame!

If 40% of Nigerians can think like you, then Nigeria would have long been a better place.

Nigerians hardly go for vacation or take time out.
When you go to these places you will hardly find blacks talk less of Nigerians there.

Most of us don't appreciate Nature.
Do we have a space exploration center in Africa?
Where have we conquered ?
Have any African gone to space ?

Creative write up. It seems you have attended all these denominations.

How did she come into being.
Was her father rich when he slept with her mum?

[quote author=lalasticlala post=31434021][/quote]Amen

Enugu and Anambra state have the best governors in the south east.

The worst are from Abia and Ebonyi, i wonder if they know they are underperforming, why cant they just act as leaders.

wisecoded:
Do you know that you can now open PayPal
account in Nigeria and verify it using
your bank ATM card without using any
usual back door style again?
Few months ago PayPal decided to consider
and decided to add Nigeria to their list of
supported countries that can use PayPal,
which means you don�t need any old back
door ways to open and run PayPal account
as a Nigerian.
First what is PayPal?
PayPal is an international e-commerce
business that allows you to securely receive
and transfer money through the internet
(Online Transactions).
With PayPal you can easily buy or receive
payments through the internet unlike our
tradition ways such as checks and money
orders.
What is back door?
You may not understand what I mean by
back door but am sure that some people will
understand it especially those who opened
or tried to open PayPal account through
third parties such as old liberty reserved
style, proxy hider and changer software etc.
Initially the only way to open an own a
verified PayPal account in Nigeria is through
back door you need software that can hide
or change your location so that you can
appear to be in one of the supported
countries or by address forgeries but the
good news now is that you don�t need all
that again to open and run a verified PayPal
account in Nigeria because PayPal have
officially added Nigeria to their list of
supported countries as you can see on the
image below.
How to open and verify your PayPal
account In Nigeria the easy way
Am happy to tell you that you can open and
operate Verified PayPal account in Nigeria
easily and safely without any form of fear of
your account being blocked if there is no
cost for alarm.
To open PayPal account in Nigeria kindly
visit www.paypal.com and click register to fill
in your personal details accordingly.
Note: Make sure you fill the online form
with your original details because you will
still need to verify your account with your
Bank Visa or MasterCard
How to Verify Your PayPal account in Nigeria
using your Bank ATM Visa card or
MasterCard
After opening your PayPal account you need
to verify your account to remove some
restrictions that might hinder you from
having full access to your PayPal account.
To verify your PayPal account in Nigeria you
need a valid Visa card or MasterCard, I
mean your ATM CARD if it is written Visa or
MasterCard on the back cover not VERVE
CARDS.
The Ecobank Verve card cannot be used to
verify your PayPal account at least for now
because PayPal don�t allow verve cards for
now.
» http://naijaparot..com/2014/12/how-to-open-and-verify-paypal-account.html?m=1

Okay, so tell us how do you pay or receive money through paypal?

Anything possible to win the election.

All u need is words. Use ur words to lure her.
She is flaunting her asset ( her body) and doing it fine
So you need to show yours ( your words).
Words are the assets men have.

Praise her, say sweet things, play with her.

Happy Valentine to our gallant Military Officers and Soldiers.

May God Protect you all.

We will win the war against the evil insurgents.

Liars. I am Igbo living in Lagos and i have collected my pvc.

A strong storm can blow away the umbrella from your hands.
Umbrella becomes useless and dusty in dry seasons.
Brooms are still very useful even if u have a vacuum cleaner. There are areas or corners the vacuum cleaner cannot be used.

Vessi:
I just have a thing for light skinned ladies. Look at that blonde look. # upcoming Billionaire

Me too bro. I feel u

The right Leader for this country could be in one of the unpopular party but Nigerians have narrowed their minds to only two parties just because the sponsors of these parties have the money to spend. How was the money made?

God's ways is far from our ways.
God sees all parties and individuals.
God is not seeing only Pdp and Apc.
God is not seeing only Jonathan and Buhari .

But we have choosen to narrow our minds to Apc and Pdp... Buhari and Jonathan.

If a Man of God narrows his mind to only 2 parties or two individuals when he prays then his prophecy will be based on what his mind is focused on.

Interesting development.
This shows that Buhari's Anti-corruption campaign is working. You can see the parties exposing those that are allegedly corrupt from both camps.

These are signs that we need a change period.

He was only ignorant like so many other gullible ones.
How can a whole General not have a school certificate.
Think clearly next time.

If we have more fearless individuals like madam Oby, saying the truth as it is then Nigeria will be better placed.
But some people hate the truth so they will definately criticize her.

You mean the leader of a Nation as big as Nigeria wrote and read out this script.

Truly, we seriously need a change.

Intelligent response from the Prof. We need leaders like this to represent us locally and internationally.

Where is the video link to this. I cannot swallow this information until I see the video, I am not gullible like the others.