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PoliticsRe: PANDEF, NBA, CHURAC Flay Matawalle, Northern Leaders Over Threat Against South by Dpundict: 12:10pm On Apr 11, 2021
Kaduna1stson:
Those Pandev leaders should all be rounded up and locked by the DSS for replying us. This type of overheating of the polity should be punished. PANDEV is just another terrorist organisation that wants to destroy Nigeria.
Which part of your brain is painting you? Because that is all I can see from this comment. It appears you northern elements think Nigeria exists because of you people, it will shock the north when the time comes for every tribe to defend itself.
PoliticsRe: Sabo Nanono Marries 18-Year-Old Rakiya In Secret Wedding (Photo) by Dpundict: 5:10pm On Apr 08, 2021
zeeprince:
lol, I wonder why isaac was not an slowpoke shocked something is certainly wrong somewhere
Life expectancy now is shit bro unlike that time.
PoliticsRe: Sabo Nanono Marries 18-Year-Old Rakiya In Secret Wedding (Photo) by Dpundict: 10:20pm On Apr 07, 2021
Later they go join come born slowpoke and after he die the slowpoke go come lagos road dey beg. I hold nothing against disadvantaged people but these kinds of marriages pisses me off. Look at how old he is looking and how senile his seed will be at 74, how will the child they will born be ok? I am not a doctor but what do I know!!
RomanceRe: Can You Allow Your MAN/WOMAN To Go On A Date With Bestie Like This? (pictures) by Dpundict: 6:02pm On Apr 07, 2021
Jenny1010:
There is what they call Accidental sex. grin
Gaddem!! It means I have lost a lot of accidents. I am shocked!! grin grin grin
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Misbehaving by Dpundict: 11:57am On Apr 07, 2021
Move on as she has done so already and it appears you are the only one who has not noticed it yet. It is better now that you have not revealed your entirety to her because she will turn 360 and be all nice and loving to get that ring and later do a u-turn and leave you to regret it. You seem a guy like me who ladies take for granted because of gentleness so I will tell you that the best option is for you to call it quit by telling her off that it is over to enable you move on in peace. To do otherwise, all I have to say is "it will end in tears ".
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is No Longer Picking My Calls Because Of Easter Chicken by Dpundict: 9:57pm On Apr 04, 2021
So yesterday I was sitting opposite a wrapper selling shop, this almost unclad babe come with this lanky guy enter the shop come dey select wrapper o. They took the one dey want and as they came out the guy put hand for head na so the girl tie am for waist dey sweet talk am o. I almost laughed out loud. Maga paid her yesterday.

It is your money she wanted. Urgent 5k I did last month has not spoken to me for two weeks and counting. Just deleted her contact this evening. Lesson learned. SMAN things going forward!!.
FamilyRe: How Do I Stop My Relatives From Disturbing Me? by Dpundict: 1:35pm On Apr 04, 2021
Get your mom out of the village to the city to live under you and at best get a more spacious apartment. That way others will leave you alone and you can have first hand knowledge of the medical issues. AC/fan in the house and television to watch while you are at work with food to eat will keep that woman alive and healthy and expose extortion by those calling u.
CelebritiesRe: Regina Daniels: Jaruma Supplied Waist Beads & Other Kayamata Products To Actress by Dpundict: 1:51pm On Mar 29, 2021
The future is Email. Is very right @inimidun.
RomanceRe: This Girl I'm Dating Forgot My Birthday, Should I Move On ? by Dpundict: 7:26pm On Mar 28, 2021
londonbanks:
Anytime I text her during the day to see how her day is she doesnt reply back and even when she does its "good" or "okay", quick short answers and doesnt reciprocate by asking about mines.
I moved on from one such last week. She uses same answers as yours, ignores my calls and never acknowledges missing them. Always posting only on her snapchat status and when I asked her to define my stand with her she blanked me outrightly. So I moved on and I ask you to do the same for your peace of mind.
CrimeRe: Armed Robbers Caught During Robbery Operation in Ajah, Lagos. by Dpundict: 7:40am On Mar 27, 2021
I can tell you as someone living in this place that the fear of these kind of boys any time from 8pm at the bus stop is the beginning of wisdom. Sometimes they even use keke to rob and so if the people in the keke looks suspicious it is better not to enter at all. Good work!
CrimeRe: Man Escapes Ritual Killing From Imo Hotel by Dpundict: 10:25am On Mar 26, 2021
In 2007, I almost became a victim of same in a hotel at Agbani, enugu state, very big hotel. I was the only one who booked a room the whole day, the room they took me upstairs was a room close to a place without entrance at all on the 2nd floor, three hefty boxer wearing guys were in the room before it and the whole floor reels of igbo smoke and smell. The way the guys looked at me gave me a clue and I followed the receptionist back downstairs immediately. I am huge bodywise so I suspect they were sizing me up. The receptionist did everything to make me take that room and all the hotel rooms were empty, the only person aside the receptionist was the boy selling recharge cards at the gate so I pretended I needed to buy recharge card and ad I was approaching him, he attempted to lock the gate but seeing my body size he got scared, frowned, and left it open, that was how I walked out with my life, and slept the night at Agbani gh.
RomanceRe: What Do You Miss The Most About Your Ex? by Dpundict:
angelfallz:
Wow.
She dealt with me...... people are asking me questions in privateso I had to delete.
RomanceRe: What Do You Miss The Most About Your Ex? by Dpundict: 10:19pm On Mar 24, 2021
The other man's pregnancy that she tried forcing on me and the 86k I spent on the Matter. It was a great lesson that not every pretty girl has manners and brains. All efforts invested in enrolling her for Neco Gce went to the trash with my money.
CrimeRe: Man Beats His 14-Year-Old Housemaid For Refusing To Have Sex With Him In Lagos by Dpundict: 4:37pm On Mar 22, 2021
This Badore (bad-area) na so so wicked people full am. I have suffered severally in the hands of landlords without conscience and even heard once that a man impregnated his wife's niece who was 13, aborted it and sent her to village to her poor mum, all to the knowledge of his wife. I left that day feeling bad because the person who told me the story refused to reveal the identity of the couple to me. The person is dead now but it hurts me that girl will never get justice against that man and her supposed aunt to whom she was entrusted as guardian but failed her and rather damaged her.
RomanceRe: Is Your Girlfriend A Liability Or An Asset? Can She Do This? by Dpundict: 12:34pm On Mar 21, 2021
I borrowed 40k to Mary o. Na so Mary japa till today, Mary I no see and 40k I no see o. Relationship is scam bro. The last one I gave urgent 5k stopped talking a day after the transfer o.
PoliticsRe: Onnoghen: Buhari Removed Me As CJN Because Of Atiku by Dpundict: 7:11pm On Mar 19, 2021
And on that day during my call to bar in 2015, mahmud sat down and he took over and when I got to him he smiled at me, stretched out his hand and said "congratulations son! You made it". My heart melted with joy because as a friend to his son at law school I heard them both conversing happily and most colleagues who met him returned joyfully to law school. Sad it happened to you sir and media-trial made it worse.
FamilyRe: Marriage: Why Are Men Losing Interest In Settling Down? by Dpundict:
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PoliticsRe: Buhari: Peace Of Niger Republic Must Matter To Nigeria by Dpundict: 12:49pm On Feb 19, 2021
It is appearing like Niger republic is an extension of Nigerian. Is bubu really the one in office? Railway to Niger and now peace. Abeg I am not hate speeching o. Just wondering!
CrimeRe: Help!!! How Can I Get Some Yahoo Boys Living Opposite Me Arrested? by Dpundict: 8:12am On Feb 17, 2021
Divoc19:
Abeg, buy small land build a room and parlour for a start and rest.
Working seriously on relocation. Acquiring knowledge enough to be ok wherever I maybe be. (Master of Laws, now studying programming and software development...Java programming to be precise). So i can't buy land now but ur advice is nice and appreciated so much. Thank you
CrimeRe: Help!!! How Can I Get Some Yahoo Boys Living Opposite Me Arrested? by Dpundict: 10:31pm On Feb 16, 2021
My own na landlord dey frustrate his life so in just two months of a yearly tenancy. I just blocked his contact and will not hesitate to give it to him if he dare challenge me on it. I am a lawyer earning a decent living and not giving to violence, smoking or drinking but just because I brought an electrician to work on light on behalf of my neighbour yesterday morning he called me and lied everything in his apartment is shocking him even his bed and gas cylinder o and it is a different building from the one I live in. These Badore landlords will not give person peace after 650k for a miniflat. I am ready for him and he can be my guest. He is the one who is owing me 50k caution and if he cannot wait till effluxion to check if any damage is done to his apartment so he can deduct it, I will provide war till I get that 50k.


Well! You can give the Intel to police lowkey but pls let it be sometime far from now so they will not know it was you that gave the Intel. In the meantime monitor them closely to know how they operate and when police can take them unawares else they can even kill you.
PoliticsRe: #StopKilingNortherners & #StopOyoMassacre - Arewa Twitter by Dpundict: 9:35am On Feb 15, 2021
I will reserve my comment.
RomanceRe: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by Dpundict: 11:31am On Feb 03, 2021
Ugandatales:
I thought you and the younger sister would fall in love with each other...that would have been romantic. By the way, how come the girl couldn't read, and she was in secondary school?
Serial expo user. She was
RomanceRe: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by Dpundict: 5:18pm On Feb 02, 2021
That year in secondary school. I was so shy I spent all my break time most days crafting love letters for her but it was her younger sister who was always receiving them for her that read almost 40 of them I wrote her from ss1 to ss3. Long story short, the younger sister told me after graduation from secondary school that her sister couldn't read though she was in our class so she read all and explained to her when necessary and she didn't even care. My academic rival on class position things dated her and they made it so public I thought the world was going to end there. I moved.
RomanceRe: Share Your First Experiences Wooing Your Crush by Dpundict: 5:11pm On Feb 02, 2021
HRHQueenPhil:
unfortunately I did not find any undecided single as a bird
I thought I was the only one single in Nigeria since o. Wow! Hope dey finally.
PoliticsRe: Adamu Garba: For The North To Secede From Nigeria, Is Not A Bad Thing by Dpundict: 10:14pm On Feb 01, 2021
When please I can't wait ooo.
RomanceRe: Queens Of Sex: Nigeria’s Multimillionaire Aphrodisiac Sellers by Dpundict: 10:29am On Jan 31, 2021
I for like join them as the first man selling shit for Bleep. This one I have tested on people and I am impressed with their reply. I no dey give again o so don't email me o. It is expensive to get the gum from the location where old women usually go get it. If I give am finish I no go get again. grin grin grin grin. You will bleep till you almost pass out with this shit. (Not to be used on women with 5 mins runtime.) All natural and no juju because it is just wood gum without any addition whatsoever.

RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been In A Relationship So Perfect, It Was Scary? by Dpundict: 10:14pm On Jan 25, 2021
Yes and it ended in a web of lies she piled up over the period. Truth comes speedily but slowly.
HealthRe: Sanwo-Olu: Any Malaria-Like Symptoms Should Be Considered To Be COVID-19 by Dpundict: 9:05pm On Jan 19, 2021
BigSarah:
Chief Medical director sanwo-olu has spoken...

I still don’t own a face mask
That shit is suffocating really. If not for places I have to go that requires it I will not even have one. China doctors said before that one cannot protect as it is not thick enough. So imagine the Ankara we are wearing and deceiving ourselves! And the way these used ones litter the streets and more so the way some people wear them on forehead, chin, eyes, and even remove and hold them for long and later wear it back. Na mostly malaria we dey treat as covid.
FamilyRe: Suitors Now Prefer Our Maids For Marriage To Our Daughters by Dpundict: 11:45pm On Jan 15, 2021
The differences between the maid and your daughter is "Entitlement mentality".

Most of you parents now train your daughters to believe that even in marriage you will still be there for her and if her husband can't provide (for any reason) anything she so needs you will step in the shoes of her husband; and by so doing disgrace the husband and put her marriage in danger.

You take your daughters to choice places while the maid is at home cleaning and cooking and doing all manners of chores and even washing your grown daughter's clothes. Failure to do so makes you disgrace or beat her in the presence of your daughter for failing to wash her clothes.

Some of you take them to places and cut corners for them to get what they want at the expense of their Male counterparts. Whatever she wants you provide and then feministically you teach her she has no moral obligation to submit to any man whatsoever and howsoever because "what a man can do a woman can do better".

While not disputing this claim it has the tendency of making a man out of your daughter; because through it all, you the parent forget that "NO MAN WANTS TO MARRY ANOTHER MAN" (literally) in the sense of her not being submissive and obedient to her husband in ways that are most convenient for the union to thrive. How can I live with you in peace when you have no regard for me as a man and a husband?.

"Your opinion is final" is also a fallout of these lessons you teach your daughters directly or indirectly also.

Most times as in almost all cases, who I will ask, does this or teaches these anomalies to the maid? Who will make her sit at the table in company of all family and dine like a normal human being with equal rights and opportunities like the cherished overpampered daughters who sits at these tables and chat away with anyone eating at the table almost without respect; when the maid is confined in the kitchen; only to be called upon to come and clean up?.

Who teaches her those manners that the maid effortlessly brandishes in front of all that visits your home?

Who will give her that feeling of entitlement that your daughter carries about like a briefcase on her shoulders?.

Do you think men don't see the differences?.

I dare submit I will choose a maid who is responsible, respectful, cooks and cleans, makes a home and caring to your entitlement mentality-laden and may even be on drugs daughters.

Argue with your keyboard in case you want to insult someone. Thank you.
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai Is Prudent, Not Stingy — Wife, Hadiza by Dpundict: 11:13am On Jan 15, 2021
Ohhh!! Really!!!
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: Nigerian Army To Deploy New Recruits To Sambisa Forest by Dpundict: 10:27am On Jan 13, 2021
All I will say because of the new recruits is "what a sacrifice ". It will be clear what I mean about a week after they start engaging BH.
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Stopped Calling And Picking My Calls by Dpundict: 10:38pm On Jan 12, 2021
What some of us are looking for is what some are running away from. Well! What is your moral disposition like in terms of obedience and respect for his opinions?

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