₦airaland Forum

Never separate him from Mary j
But tell him to reduce his visit to Mary j

Cause Mary j will be there for him when you live

Traditional is da best ain't no way I'm doin court maybe I'll be doing the orthodox wedding also that if I ever get married

Beauti beauti ful , girl have been simping for you, but I got more front hair than hair

Back to maami ,got her ass on fleek, her panties just go bigger

Hotbreadandbean:
Overslacked rotten pussy,watery and fish brained, wig smelling and body odor, dog banging and shit chopping, urgent 2k begging, bleaching, burnt plantain fingers, online begging, house rent owing useless cursed and godforsaken gender!!! Tueh!

Oga calm down not all your mama nah woman abegi

Does nairaland females look like a joke to you

Anyway the devil doesn't bargain he only breaks your heart again by Alec Benjamin

Political candidate or bishop I know grab which one you be again oooo.

Anyway touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm

Stop marrying mad person's you know no him mad b4 you marry am

hkidola00:
wao gist me a little pls bro

My cousin was crying in my front and was still playing virtual

My best friend never wear better clothes , beards unkept because of these same virtual

Anyway God save Dem

Another of my nigga go play virtual like say him park benz outside anyway him just dey own left and right Dem sack am for him work

Don't underestimate the power of Virtual and dog race

They made my cousin cry he's on therapy now

They made by best friend useless

slimsophiediva:
I have an iPhone X for sale
256gb
100% battery health
Face ID working

Price

edoairways:
Allah indeed!

Acting like your moniker

I keep my phone at home and dress like a mad person I know trust oshodi and mushing boys

edoairways:
Stick to your orthodox church that prays dead prayers. It took God himself to teach me how to pray when I was there

May Allah forgive you and accept your soul

Poultry ooo know mind them you can just use your ovaries to bake whatever you want and save cost and expenditure instead of loosing it to menstrual flow

edoairways:
Ignorance is a disease

I'm just being realistic I'll stick with Orthodox church

Manson1:
Na u dey gather low lives bitches as friends.
At first you'll think you're the happening guy especially when you see them flocking around u not realizing the expenses and pains that comes with been close to these low lives ain't worth it. Now ur eyes don dey clear abi ?

I got bitches who I Bleep and they got names, but I can't brag

Manson1:
Na u dey gather olosho as friends

I like trenches hoes who sell they lean card for they micros.

I be in the trump, stuffing my Runtz up with my hoes

Candidlady:
Same aba wears??

Say something else...

Your region and fake wears are like Kriss216 to cheap jerseys

Abeg I dey on my Arizona and loud sister no stress me.

Bitch, you petty, bitch, I'm petty too.

Candidlady:
How much are the clothes

Costlier than females clothes
that for sure.

Enter owerri boutique ask them

Kriss216:
The funny thing is Buhari and NASS are not doing anything to curb this menace from Nigerian girls.

I checked my wardrobe last week and I realized all my jerseys are gone. We need to stage a protest against this before it becomes something else. This is how Boko haram started.

Guy I been wan wash clothes me and my roommates nobody tell us say we go soon naked naso we start to dey make call dey go houses

Wetin we go call this one now nah so you nah go delay person for church sotey sleep go catch person

How do you cope with girls taking your clothes and accessories claiming they will return it back and some claiming it there right because they visited you or slept over at your place.
I wanted to wash my clothes last week and I realize I will soon go naked if I don't do anything about it . I march to a one of those girls house with my roommates and collected some of clothes , she wore perfume on all them and all my clothes was smelling Cynthia Cynthia , I used jik to hypo wash them but the smelling didn't come out just made thinking bout her for works.
Another wore my play pant and used big Yash to spoil it for me I collected it after a week,she came visiting took it again wide it again this time my play pant couldn't enter my waist I just left it for her when she visited me the next time.
Another one came to my place to lend my shirt and trouser for modelling ,only heaven know how I collect it though I went to her hostel I didn't see her but saw the my clothes on her hanger I just took it and move out.
Three babes visited I and my roommates left with our clothes , guessed !! the three posted some pictures on WhatsApp they didn't were any of there clothes , just I and my roommates clothes I saw in there pictures that it almost look I will be naked very soon.

Iphone x or xs Which should I go for and which “GB" is the best

Uniquetani1:
Kilode
No7 is a no no
You want us to have broken home ni
They should respect each other privacy

Op want make person get b.p

My babe give me her password self I never for once open her whatapp except ee pop up for display no be say I know no wetin dey occur but I dey try save myself from inrelvant headache

My own advice is just because it may not work for me doesn't me it will not work for you

Them just break my nigga heart a whole fan of fireboy , Ed Sheeran Justin Bieber and Ruger.
Abeg try dey listen to trap and hip-hop eee get why and nah true life reality them dey talk
Try listen to
Lil baby
Flipp dinero
Polo g
Kodak black
Lil Durk
Young thug
Future
Young Dolph
Tory Lanez
Roddy rich
21 savage
Young dolph
Ardee
Yml melly
King von
Chris brown
Lil Wayne
Tyga
Gunna
Bella Shmurda
Omah lay
Zinoleskey
Davido
Wizkid
Buju
Kid laroi
24k golden
Burna boy
Listen to of musician but don't get addicted.
Juice world
Xxxtentacion
Alec Benjamin
Oxlade
Lojay
Victony
P square
Flavour
Michael Jackson
Abeg listen to them this one's once in a month.
Fireboy
Ruger
Ed Sheeran
Justin Bieber

formular760:
Dear Nairaland,

This totofucker monkier has been going around from thread to thread to spoil my name saying i eaped his sister. Post evidence he wont, go and report to the police no, i even gave him my adress come and get me arrested no..

I don’t even know him or I haven’t met him in my life and this is a case of character defamation. I attached a screenshot of his nonsense to this post.

Here are his alternate monkiers that he used alot to look for trouble and defame.

Kingog
Kingogwarrboi
Barrister026
Totofucker

The public should take note.

The handler of this monkiers as I posted above stil insisted i raped his sister, nairaland is no police station and i dare the guy

Kingog
Kingogwarrboi
Barrister026
Totofucker

Please come to this thread and post evidence that it happened if not

Divepen
Obinnau
Nairalandpolicewoman

Lalasticlala
Semid4lyfe
Obinoscopy
Mukina2

Two mad people

ambitiouschap17:
The new album is fire

Yeah sure likes of the devil doesn't bargain

He gats aurora in his music

Oga do dread buy x or xs iphone
Wear cross bag
Do piercing
Come ishodi you go see better girlfriend

This ASUU strike I a bittersweet experience for real.
I can finally work and save some money for myself, change my wardrobe change lot of things ,I mean look alright again

I can sleep peacefully without any threat from a lecture or how my tomorrow is going to be,my course mates Dem go abuse lecture for whatapp group and we know no who add for group we go open another group leave am for them class dun chop carryover first and second semester like this nah how we go take settle matter nah him ASUU strike
"Dem lecturer still dey bill us upon the strike I dun pay two sorting money wey I never see the lecturer for my life I dun leave the whatapp group like this"

I can eat home made food in peace and eat to my satisfaction , not all this over hyped bullshit they call food they sell in high price if you live and school in owerri you will understand, now I can add a weight and see front Wella.



It's a curse.

I have pending sorting's to attend to .

I have a lot of assignments which have bought the textbook and collect the textbook. “ so lecturer talk say if we buy the textbook but we know collect am we go pass I just opt for am write my name".


I have pending Bleep with Deborah , amarchi, Vivian and happiness, I missed my owerri baby girls.

I missed my Arizona and SK maybe loud I know they pass my outing.

I missed the fun and outing from time to time

I miss owerri babes

Now I'm looking fresh and adding weight not looking black like before again lecturer frustrating you and acting like demi gods, the scorching hot sun really dealt with me.

I told von to leave that bitch alone she post on only fans