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make him ban me and give me my TOH jare. shio

David, I think she wants you 

What did I say? Attention seeking whores always look for a way to attack women even if guys are also attacking them. It's a shame sha and to think she's Yoruba, that is the most depressing part

David, please treat the kid well. You know being retarded and everything, she's going to require alot of care. I wish you all the best 

I'm even dissapointed

One "s".

the same person that wrote yours asking about erections and believes that "the big butt" is actually for excrement

When I was in secondary school, Biology was a requirement

Have things change that much?

Is that how they like them in Ghana? Na only 30? Why not 85 sef?

Anyway enough yarning with retarded children. They should be pitied instead, not insulted.  

David, this isnt about women so shush about pit or no pit. That's a gross way of describing the female body.

Lmao david you dey mind that omo aja  

Nigerian guys no give am look so she has to settle for Ghanian monkeys. Rofl  

HEIFER, when you get to my age, you can only dream of looking HALF as good  

She keeps saying she doesnt "have time to reply", she doesnt "need to reply", 'i dont do chic fights" yet she continues to do run that gutter mouth. slowpoke.

Rofl   This thread is funny AND embarrassing all at once.

Children sha abi "heffers" de ni  

Again, local trollop, there's no such thing as "heffer". You'd think you'd be able to spell your name correctly. It's hiefer, both the cow and your name. I really dont need some bushrat telling me how to spell urban american slangs. Ok? Thanks.

adeboo:
@Hotfunmi thats true sha i didnt care much for Ghanian men until i saw that Ghanian player, Ogogho or whatever his name is.
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Aside from Van Vicker, i have never seen a Ghanian man that cute sha.]

Van Vicker is mixed, if he didnt have his Belgium blood he'd look like the rest of them dogs. You think it's a coincidence he's the only MAN in those Ghanian movies? They know how their men look.

There's one at my workplace who has been hounding me since day 1 and Im THIS close to reporting his ass for sexual harrassment sef.
I would never go that low. I bitch about Naija guys 24/7 but I wouldnt put those people above them. Not now. Not ever. Some shameless Nigerian girls go with them cos they have a reputaion of really spending on their women, that's it and seeing that there's nothing anyone can buy me that I cant buy myself, they dont impress me. Not having hideous children matters to me than fake designer clothes

Apparently that is what is making that omo aja happy that she feels she can run her mouth at whomever. Alainiironu.

Now I know that all this time we've all been answering a 10 yr old retard. Apparently anyone's allowed on the inernet nowadays.

Look at the responses, kai. "you are gay, "heffer", " you need this and that" "you are hating"

Kai, alailojuti.

Btw tart, it's HEIFER aka you.  If there's one thing I hate, it's when local slores go around throwing american terms wrongly.

Why dont men have breasts  

Yea you better run. Hypocritical Harlot. Perhaps you can give us a rating on the "bedmactics" of all the men in the continent of Africa, wouldnt surprise me.

pahtahkee:
So who would we be shagging then?

Other *men* who fart and burp in public.

Isnt it funny that the same person whining about evil erections and prayers seems to know that Ghanians are supposedly good in bed, Ivorians too. Perhaps you can gist me about kenyans and Seneglese men as well or are we just making "baseless assumptions" again. In case you werent aware, you are seriously contradicting yourself right now.

hotfunmi:
! Did i ask them to beat your men old heffers last sunday?

My friend, be quiet. If you check the host thread that was made last week, you'd see I wrote a prayer that the Black Stars will beat the wingless chickens. Stop trying to be funny.

hotfunmi:
I did not start it, you started by accusing me of hanging around or sleeping with low profile men when I only asked general questions. If I may ask you, how did you come into that conclusion just from the questions I asked? Does that mean that anybody that asks a question here is guilty of that?

Please, I don't do chic fights.

Once again, if you dont want fights with women, dont run your mouth at women. Expect there to be repercussions

Who accused you of sleeping with anyone, please QUOTE where I said that you are sleeping with whomever. Think Im like you? who believes that anyone that hangs out with a guy must be sleeping with them? Dont put words in my mouth.
The fact is even there that I am not even the ONLY ONE who questioned you on the type of questions you've been asking yet im the only one you were nasty to. Coincidence? I think not.

Some were general and some were plain ABSURD for someone who hasnt experienced stuff to ask, as you can see even Sly assumed the same so again stop playing dumb. How would you KNOW that "most" have a problem with this and that if you havent hung aroudn such guys, is it really that farfetched for us to make such an assumption that you must at least know some crazy ass guys? How is that enough reason for you to try to insult me personally?

ozii, fighting ke?  

Some *person* cant just come from no where and make some nasty resmark about me and expect me to lay down. Too much Ghanian pounding is making her head swell.

Who is looking to fight you? ori e daru. Who caused this? Me or You?

If there's one thing I cant stand it's those who play victims, you caused this bull in the first place. You are aware of it and so are the others who quoted the stupid statement  TOWARDS ME in the first place so dont even try to play dumb.

As for glass house, what exactly are you referring to cos you are obviously not making sense.

back to topic

paraki

why dont men have vaginas


Rofl

Glad you had the common sense to not even reply. Point was to read, understand and move your ass on. Good Job.  

Apparently the so called Ghanian prize you are carrying around exhibits all the immature and pathetic characteristics you are babbling about in regards to men

I'd sooner let the "cobwebs" fester til Jesus comes back than have anything to do with Ghanian men. Disgusting.  

hotfunmi:
you should be asking deloaded that question because she seems to have enough time to decode who dates who without even telling us the qualities of those 'top notch' men she's dating.  I am sure you'll find cobwebs down there if you care to do physical on her. Funmilayo is very sure of that.

Look at this dumb LovePeddler looking for my trouble, it's quite obvious that you are new which is why you are running your mouth at me. My friend, don't get my body confused with yours.

This gutter rat, what have I said to you that would give you the right to TRY to say such nasty things to me. Attention seeking harlot. This has nothing to do with "top notch" anything. You are seriously asking some STUPID questions I have trouble believing any female that is over 14 would ask "why do men get erections", are you retarded? Was Biology just an option in your school if you even went.

I sincerely asked you why you had such weird questions, instead for you to answer, you're trying to be funny. You;'re not funny, you're just an slowpoke who doesnt know what the hell she's talking about. You are embarrassing just about every female with your idiotic questions. Even the most mediocre of men don't go around burping or farting or whatever stupid crap you came up with, yet in YOUR presence they do. I wonder why  

The same slut asking "why do they get erections" had no problem mentioning in another thread how she likes being on top because it leads to multiple orgasms, apparently you enjoy these *evil* erections that these boys "need prayers for", Oloshi, Oponu omo.

It's so funny how girls always jump on other girls and do absolutely NOTHING when a guy is guilty of the same exact offence. Bloody harlots. I at least can say that if any guy on Nairaland were to say the same runbbish, I'd reply the same and I have proof to back it up because they know, you however i'm sure would just continue flirting.

Dont even play that nonsense with me. I didnt get disrespecfully personal with you so I expect the same respct from you. Tin ba sepe fun e iwo omode yi, anyway I wont enjoy continue with that only because you are my mother's namesake

Better take your time.

dellynash:
i love my mom the most because i have hardly felt any fatherly love. My dad has so many wives, he actually contributed in bringing me to this world but i don't love him.My mom has been the one taking care of all of us. I have never experience any fatherly love.

Sorry to hear that. where's oyb and co to m,ake an excuse for this

In regards to the question, my dad. My mom gets on my nerves.

National Treasure is garbage. Nicholas Cage should retire.

iice, you should see The Orphanage. good movie

I'm gonna watch "There Will Be Blood" on Saturday

4Him, shouldnt you be a Republican?

[quote author=®~^Sly^~® link=topic=110069.msg1925108#msg1925108 date=1202293312]i don't know why anyone would 'attribute your questions back to you and your '' '' but from what i could summarize from your posts. . . . seems like you are talking from experience, but i wouldnt want you to take that too personal or as an harangued statement for no harm is intended. . . .its just a mere observation from my side [/quote]Same here

Some of the questions are just too general and naive which is why I tend to make the assumptiomn that it's from experience

I mean after 12 yrs old, I dont know any guy that's proud of burping or faring in public. Too much comedy films, I suppose.

like where did you even get that idea that guys have a problem with women on top? sounds like a certain episode of Desperate Housewives which Im pretty sure is where you got that idea from

Funmi, I worry about your choice in men

Guys are always whining about how they have to put in all the effort during se, I doubt you'd find many that dont like the girl on top instead

but hey guys say your own o. lol

londoner:
Thats the sad thing. I actually ended up hurting his feelings in the long run, because I tried to compensate chemistry with compatibility.

I definitely know what you mean. I've ended up in webs like this quite a number of times. Not cool

I assume women dont wake up in a randy mood either.

She's half Arab and half white Irish and her current husband is Igbo

are you insane? You had the audacity to go after her sister and yet YOU still took it upon yourself to insult her again?

I hope she never forgives you. greedy monkey. If infact she ends up forgivig you for whatever reason, give me her number so I can set her straight

cos you cant escape Nigeria. Lmfao

^ He sounds like a jackass.

Good ridden ce.