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Coronavirus doesn't affect virtual betting na

Bihari don pay money na , of course he will turn negative
Nigeria is a scam

Now that I'm seriously working on how to be the richest man on Earth both on Jupiter , why's he recovering ?
Where's the cure he used ?
I am the only man on Earth with the cure , base on believe

If your boyfriend is not a Manchester United can, my sister you are single

United for life

Bigleaf1006:
Oga,man u is in a rebuilding process. You have no choice than to cut this team some slack. They have beaten all the top teams in England this season except Liverpool but still took points off them. Oga chill abeg,compared to we're they were last season this is a very good improvement and u need to watch out for them really. If they can sort Pogba out and get him committed to the team those guys will be world beaters with one or two additions

E pain u

Chai power of makeup
See how she come resemble human being Sha

mright05:
Do you have reliable contact for visa for Austria

sure i do, but only for those who are ready to travel in no time , +971527165531

I understand your problem perfectly
When I was younger i lived with my step sister
She's the eldest though,
She was very nice before I came to her house , immediately I came into her house she turned something else , I'll be the one to dispose her urine everyone morning, which is inside a lil plastic cuz she can't go out at night to pee
At first I thought it was all about trying to get me trained buy I was already trained well
I'll report to my mom but she will tell me to ignore and just focus , she'll even support her , but deep down she knew I was right on my complaints
She wouldn't allow me to learn any hand work after school , i go to a govt school so nothing like fees
I dare not near her pot of food , I'll eat only when she's home , and i dare not say I'm not ok
Not until one day when her friend came visiting, she now asked her who the cute boy was , "she said I'm her houseboy " mofo oo
She never knew i heard it
I finally made a decision to learn a handwork after school hours which was fashion designing, when she found out she was very angry about it and even stopped talking or replying my greetings
Mehn i no care ooo, i continued
Until one day she came home from work , i greeted her good evening ma'am , someone i use to happily call my sister o
She told me never to greet her again in my entire life
Base on norse level I packed my things and left her house jejely
She said I'll never amount to nothing
Right now I own two cars , Honda baby boy and a camry tiny light and flying anywhere I wanna. Go

The story is deeper but I'll end it here
Thanks to God for not shaming us �

Base on your qualification

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forget about u.s, Canada, u.k for now

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The thing is that every club wants to beat Mourinho , he's a mouth runner
That's what mouth runners get in return, even relegation teams would wanna shame you
Anyway they should get fully prepared as I'm gonna trash their ass this weekend
#brunofernandez#

from Kano to Opanda town in Toto Local Government but there was a change of decision at the last minute.
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How person go go TOTO local government and you call it exile , that means that land women no go dey wear pant oo�
Someone pls take me there

You can reduce age but can't reduce the borehole

Just reminiscing the day I knack this babe, now she don popular

Grace001:
This one will go with “ mixed okro and pepper” better calcium

u and food

Base on believe

Bro use your head na, it's easy

First of all knack the hell outta that your 20yr old virgin girl before them help you do am oo
She might not wanna cheat on you but trust me even her fellow friends can set her up cuz she's a virgin , they'll want her to be like them
Don't get carried away by a lady sending you messages of other wooers , fear women , I repeat fear women

On the second lady that's 28 and endowed , tell her say make she gather that kind 3million for you , seems she wants an urgent wedding , tell her say u wan use the money the run one business that'll yield up to 10m in 8 months , then u continue knacking that one too
Then you can contact me for your CANADA , NEW ZEALAND , AUSTRALIA , GERMANY, DENMARK and so on , for your 97% visa guarantee

Then you go japa commit for naija jare , suffer no they tire u? Which one be 50k job
Bro if you enter rolls Royce phantom make the a.c blow your head ehn, you go know say money sweet

Later on if that your 20yr old never do anyhow , you marry her , she'll be easy for you to control , u no fit control 28yr old lady anyhow
Na until u marry her u go know her true colour
When u don blow for abroad u go wire that 28yr old account with 10m , send her and make she forgive and forget

Bro knack anything knackable , it's a knacking thing �

As buhari never sign check , what do you expect
Na for them to bring up more cares na

Tattooing

Trash school
Trash lecturer
Trash student
And trash naira Marley
No to bad music

ANGELMARVE:
Igodo.
Twins of the rain forest.
Ishawuru.
IKoTo aye.
August meeting.
Love of my life by Ramsey Noah and Genevieve.
Karakachika
Billionaires club.
OWAN DECEMBER.
Blood sisters.
Egg of Life
Ukwa.
Aki and paw paw.
Osuofia in London.
All movies by Liz Benson.
Coming from America by Jim iyke
The senator.
Take me to mama by saint obi.
Etc

Back in the days when Nigeria movies were top notch. Mehnn i miss childhood where we watch movies on cassette and still remember that cassette cleaner.

Oh for those that lived In Lagos those days, who remembers lepa shandy?

Who remembers the real old Fuji house of commotion?

Who remembers that old advert, oh i feel good!! parararararara

Who remembers the first peak milk advert?

Sigh!!! If there is one thing i can wish is this Life, it's to go back to the olden days.

As for foreign movies.

All Pierce brosman James bond movies (007)

All jetli old movies when he was having a skin cut with a single long hair at the back of his head.

Oh all Jean Claude van damm's old movies, most especially the one he Acts with sisquo.

Oh who remembers Chuck noris?

Oh who remembers killer. The popular guy that acts Chinese movies?

Who remembers Steven seager (nobody beat me in the kitchen)

Who remembers war without end? The death of the black soldier was painful.

Who remembers i am a soldier?

Who remembers Cynthia?

So many beautiful childhood memories.

By the order of the Peaky blinders

baba hope u don marry oo , if not you need flogging , I've just been laughing hysterically, especially from the start , nice one you know what's up

Shottas_jamaican
Third world cop _jamaican
Egg of life _9ja
Royal palace_9ja saint obi , njenjele obinna njenjele�
Poetic Justice _ 2pac and Janet Jackson
Straight outta Compton_ ice cube, eazi e , Dr Dre
Toofan_indian
A man called God_korea
Jumong_korean
Warrior dong su_ Korea
Cyborg_van Damme, favorite
Hard target_ van Damme
Odysseus _ one eyed giant
Them many jare can't remember ��

Ghetto wey we they vision 2020
Our govt them promise, you know Sabi boys go chop so everyday we're scamming
Mo yawo lowo lati, i go alaba I buy lappy
Hustle for six months i no get money , shout out to my niggas wey they sub for me
A problem shared is a problem solved so I tell my niggas so we get them solved

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God blessed you with blokos you say na Toto u want
Deal with it idiattt�

Mimiey:
Hello Nairalanders.

He rough handled me on my first visit to his house, claims to want a serious relationship. Can he really be serious about being serious or he is just a play boy?

So I met this guy about two weeks ago close to my street. He calls but I hardly pick. Eventually, I picked and he asked if he could pick me after work and we hangout. I accepted. He picked me up after work last week Friday. He was quite interesting and funny, he talked freely like he had known me for years but he was really so touchy, I had barely spent 5 minutes in the car and he was already touching my shoulder and even when we were inside the bar, he tried tickling me, at a point, he put his hands close to my waist, I removed it. We both discussed if we had someone we are currently seeing, I am not seeing anyone which is the truth, he said there is an Ex but they just have sex and she has her own relationship. When he was dropping me off, he asked for a close hug, I hugged him and he wanted to pull me closer and kiss. I broke free and got down. He said I am not nice.

Well, we met again on Monday, I took just water intentionally. This time I minded the distance between us. He wanted to see again on Tuesday, I declined. Then at work yesterday, he asked to see after closing. I told him he can come briefly to my work and we can talk a bit in the car and part ways. He said he would like to host me at his house instead, I declined.

Anyway, he came, I got in and he started driving and saying, I will know his house today and besides his phone battery his low. My mood changed immediately and he tried to guilt trip me and said okay should we stop on the road and get a place to charge his phone. I then told him to continue driving to his house. He stopped on the way and got snacks. We got into his house. It was nice and neat.

Then we were watching a movie, he sat down and placed my leg on his, I was cool with this. Then he made moves to kiss and I declined and pulled away. All of a sudden, he started breathing fast, hugged me so tight and kissed me despite I kept pulling away and didn't kiss back. I am weak when it comes to my Bosom, then he got there and gave me the roughest and painful squeezing I have ever experienced. I haven't been with any man in about 7 months now, I am single and It's hard for me to do a little thing as even kissing randomly. So he got me there when he got to my bosom but it took only just few seconds to snap out. He continued panting and begging for me to reciprocate, he is so hard and hasn't felt this way in a while.

I told him I don't want this, he went in frustrated, stamping his feet, I tot he had agreed, only for him to come back naked and saying okay, he has heard no sex and "I don't want to force you", so he asked for a dry hump and wanted me to turn my back. I didn't. He still kept breathing hard, like he wont survive the next minute. Then he started begging for a Mouth Action. I declined and told him I wasn't up for that. I tried pulling, away and getting angry. He became even more aggressive, removed the hands I used to protect my chest and forced his way into my bra. It was a struggle and then back to begging till I made it clear in a thunder voice for him to stop and take me home.

Then he agreed, wore his cloths and kept complaining that I don't know what I have caused and he wont be himself. We left his house and he tried stopping at a Pharmacist and said he needs to get ibuprofen, then he didn't stop again and just continued driving.

This morning, he is apologizing and repeating the things he said when we got to his house that he wants something serious with me and he wants us to start something and want it to work out. He asked to come see me at work today but I declined. With this red flags, is there a possibility that he is truly serious like he said? Or he is just doing the usual lies to get the cookie and go away. He has a nice ride and nice house, I suspect he may have girls around him. My concern isn't all these, I just want to be with a serious man who is in for commitment and not just sex.

He rough handled me on my first visit to his house, can he be sincere about wanting to be serious?

I won't talk much , my sister run for ur small heart before it gets bombed and not only shattered

God will punish me if I pity such a useless fellow
It's better to be killed for being a Yahoo boy than being killed for being a nuisance and an slowpoke
Everyday men buy houses, cars , travel out for greener pastures,
The only think he's thinking of is to be rugged , what a waste of sperm �
If them try am do he burial , thunder go strike that day

Davash222:
If the interviewer is a lady, I'll just strip and show her my big gbola. If she's not impressed with that, then nothing in this world can impress her.

crazy dude��

I've always said something repeatedly "it's not everything you'll wait for the government to handle"

There was a time around 2008_2009 in Edo state Nigeria (AUCHI)
during Muslim fasting period, a news came to town that a woman has been raped and butchered by herdsmen
The king of the town messages the head of Fulani ans head of the hausas to ensure nothing as such ever repeats itself
Within two weeks another new came to town that a man was killed on his farm by herdsmen
Immediately the king ordered every single youth (cultists) to go and test their guns
Both aye , eiye, marfite, Vikings , buchaneer, juris
They all went to the bushes and killed every single aboki they saw , killed cows even sheep, killed anything that looks like hausas
Trust me nothing as such ever repeated itself
Hausas in the town ran for their life , that moment there was too much meat to eat , you'll even buy a basin of cow meat for #500.
That's what need to be done,
P.s_ you don't threaten an hausas man with death, just kill his cows he'll submit

The guy no they do the main pouring, he must be the one topping it � if you know you know
Hit me up for your Canada, Dubai, European visas
No scam zone

Is he happy to meet him ?

Women wey no get heavy Bobbi no they fine for my face o�

djon78:
Sometimes one can't go against the parents wishes. It happened to my sister. A lawyer guy was coming for her, she was crazy in love but my dad no one use ear hear am. My sister na medical doctor.
The guy tried but no way. My sister finally cut off from the guy. I thought she will go crazy.

Finally she married a guy my dad fully accepted. And she is having a good marriage with this present guy. In fact the guy has been supporting and encouraging her to reach her highest dream and ambition which not all men will do.

Parents do have a great say because what we modern people call love is very fickle, doesn't last. It takes more than love to make marriage work. So parents understand these things.

you don't get it , I'm willing and able to make all her dreams come true , it isn't all about just sex , were just a perfect match, but it's what it is

There's this lady I used to be in love with , but her dad hates me badly
He said he doesn't wanna even hear name
He's from kwara and I'm from Edo state, funny enough he married an edo woman who happens to be the mother of this girl
It wasn't an easy task, she tried all she could to convince the man though , but he wouldn't budge
A time came this girl just stopped talking to me, mehn I just generated this huge hatred for her, cuz we promised never to give up on each other cuz even the mom was never against us being together, it's just the father