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ludobaba:
30 bro

30 And you did this?
You must be joking

kluvert:
You're my man. That's my best Nigerian song 2020

And remember to freestyle that girl of yours and tell yourself "if I must date any girl she must be from a good background "

Lights up my kpoli in double fire , bye

kluvert:
Am gonna be honest because I can't kill me.

1 Sometimes I talk too much I agree
2 Very very expressive. I noticed it's too bad through this relationship I am very physical and passionate with the people and things I love
3 initially she loved me way more than I did her but immediately she started noticing how passionate I was boom attitude start. Person wen dey call me like 5 times a day hardly calls because na me come dey call pass so you're right again I was too expressive
4 I bleeped up and made her find out
5 I have never trusted any girl aside my first love so now am not surprised because I know what I saw in school back then. Uniben
6 Thanks I always suspected she's the bitchy type, especially while having se** na really the bitchy type of sex bro I dey tell u. Wen I connect the dots I see a bitch trying to package me. A whole me
7 Yes sir true talk
8 I smoke strictly high grade stopped smoking Igbo 2016
9 we are different bro, different personality
10 They are not in my top 30 artist but I prefer davido to wizkid. Ronaldo to Messi

Like I said am very expressive. Thanks for the time man

You're welcome man
Never ever run outta Arizona , very important

Lights up my kpoli in peace and listening to Burnaboy 23 because I no be 48

Nigerianization:
This your kpoli no dey finish?
Guy i sent you a PM

A real niggarrrr never run out of kpoli as long as we never run out of greens

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Yo what's the info behind your pm, give a hint first

TheChameleon:
.

Keep deceiving yourself.

Yoruba ladies are unicorns for you chestbeaters.

These are toilets in UNN female hostel...populated by your rather clean yamlegged women.


PS - I can't count the number of your married ladies I bang whenever their spare part selling husbands aren't around.

Your opinion don't count, I no ask you to tell the whole nairaland of your promiscuity with married women

Bankalert:
this your rationale ehn... No sense detected bro.

Guess what

Your opinion don't count

Irabor Benedict, your name sounds familiar though

OP this is for you whether u like it or not from a weed eye

1. You talk too much
2. you're very expressive and that's too bad
3. You love her way more than she does
4. You love her , she like u small (spot the difference)
5. Another guy who's codedly fvcking her is who she has at hrt
6. She's the affectionate type when she's with you and not through chat , that's where you know a bitchhh
7. You ruined it all by letting her know ur weakness and true feelings towards her
8. You smoke weed (Igbo) and cigar not Arizona
9. Men who smoke Arizona done reason the way you do
10. You love davido more than Wizkid that's why u reason immature

Tell me I'm wrong 100%

Lights up my kpoli in peace

So many assholesss here once argued with me that such things like this don't exist

As long as you believe God exists which you don't see , then you don't have to doubt anything you hear

Anything you can imagine is possible

Lights up my kpoli in peace from Fargo currency

Nun wey they collect gbola
Issoryt

Lights up my kpoli in peace

recklesscrow:
It's called warts...
It is caused by germs entering the body mostly through the mouth....
Do you bite ur nails off with teeth...
If yes please stop now

Does biting of the nail with our teeth have any negative effect ?
Pls I wanna know

When I was a teenager an old always warned me against ladies from these places
Imo
Akwa ibom
Cross river
Ebonyi


Told me not to even make friends with them , they're heartless with beautiful faces

All my life I've never dated none and I will never give it a second thought

Nothing pass Yoruba women , yeah most of them cheat , some of them aren't hygienic

But if Jah bless you with a very sweet Yoruba babe , ur life don better
Coming from a Lagosian

Lights up my kpoli in peace

The most useless VP in the history of politics worldwide

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Come and prosecute them with ur empty brain

If only the youths close to you get sense , them suppose burn you join ur house as a lesson to other idiotic politicians

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Make them check well how can it be $36m?

Do they know how much of the American's money that has been used to buy some exotic cars , build mansions , buy oil Wells

When only one man they cash out at least $200k daily from Monday to Friday

Make the check well , I suppose they hear $2.3trillion nor be this moi moi abeg

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Na social media he post am

Na the sams social media we go see him hot tears Las Las

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Sunday blessings fall on us all

Lights up my kpoli in peace

You spent just 2700 to buy the ice cream that you'll eat into your system to freshen up ur body and you're complaining

Hustle o , hustle bruh

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Abeg quick kill urself , you're truly useless

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Righteousness2:
So Called Celebrities who need Help are the ones Reacting..

What does it Profit you to be called a Celebrity on Earth and be heading for Destruction without knowing..

When the World is against you, you know you are on the right part.

What the Earth thinks, Does or says about you is irrelevant!
Light and Darkness cannot stay together!

What the KING of Kings says and knows about you is what Counts!

Leave all these people! They all are mere creatures throwing hands and legs in the air.

What is Coming From Above is what will Shake all Inhabitants..

I Laugh because what I see is a Nation and people begging for Wrath.

I am too Heavenly loaded to be Deceived!

I Stand For JESUS Christ even if it Cost my Life
I Support President Trump
I Stand for Godliness, Justice and Uprightness..
I Stand Against a generation of A-men and Awoman

Alaye FEM
Any acclaimed pastor that supports politics is nothing but a Yahoo boy in disguise

Smoke some kpoli and reason well my niggar

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Congrats man

I like your profile name

Wida?

Lights up my kpoli in peace

Chai tufiakwa

Imagine say you they Waka for street for hot afternoon when sun don touch ur destiny

Then somebody con see you they tell him friends say

"You : see that guy ?

Guy 2: who he be ?

You: na that guy papa fvck olosho sotay the olosho die

Chai God forbid bad name o



Lights up my kpoli in peace

Happy birthday cutie

Hustle harder you might be able to afford a man like me soon
Naija guys are expensive abi my guys I lie ?


Lights up my kpoli in peace

I pity naija girls Sha

If Dem follow Yahoo boys, na ritual Dem go end

If Dem follow broke men , na domestic abuse go end am

If Dem con follow politician with their k leg na still river their body go float on

If Dem con decide to follow man of God make their kpekus rest finally na mortuary Dem go end kpata kpata

Na who naija girls offend
Even some men of God Don turn Yahoo boys with formats

May her beautiful soul rest in peace so therefore......




Lights up my kpoli in peace

Money wey we go take oppress people make God no give us that kind money

Lights up my kpoli in peace

okrikaboi:
These days na my babe dey give me update

Hold her tight, she go they sub for u join when street wan dey play funny
But if u wanna go deep , go deeper

D kind babe wey plenty guys they pray for

Lights up my kpoli in peace

No hate my guy but you get muscle Sha
Why you they dress like woman abi u wan turn bobriski?
This guy sef your matter tire me

Lights up my kpoli in peace

At ur age so na to they chase girls upanadan
Who tell u say ur mates no they bomb sites Get a paid VPN and hustle make u leave small small girls alone they're gonna get u down , Las Las when u cum ur eye go clear

Lights up my kpoli in peace