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amiskurie: AU leaders mumu o its easy for us african to run the world if we stand firm on ominous issues.example-:place embargo on core materials they needed to sustain their economy,in this case they will feel threaten and respect us.world decisions shldnt always be the other way round.

Those people are really a let down. I believe they will bend to britain but only time will tell.

Ooh, she is really looking her age, fat and flabby, eewwh!

dasparrow: Exactly!



Well said.

come u be oooh yes minister? Abeg give ur own comments jor.

mykh01: omo naija go hack am ooo,we c cheat 4 diz one jawe

lol, really

If u ask a stupid question, u will get a stupid answer....
U r asking if u should 4give a LovePeddler that went behind u and started sleeeping with ur friend that u introduced her to. How low can u go. What kind of friends do u have, that would start mentioning dollar and pound so he could sleep with ur bitch behind ur back. How silly can u be. She is not even ur wife, just an ass u where 4king, abeg. Don't annoy me.

Chanchit: No be small thing o. But if this style should be passed, people like me still won't fail, cos if nobody cheat, the student scoring 70% before might come down to 50%, If I get 50% before, and i come down to 30%, many students will still go home with 0%, which means 30% will jst be enough for a student to be promoted.

lol, we should try this method in naija

karl max: They can shove their aid up their ass.very soon africans won't do bussiness with morally decayed countries cos we have all the natural resourses.shio
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can't agree more

Guys I just came across this stuff, thought it was hilarious and decided to post it..
Enjoy

Make Histroy in 4 hours. Youtube Space lab Experiment is an innovative work done to see the astronauts at their everyday work in Space. Lets make history today in less than 4 hours.....

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Make Histroy in 4 hours. Youtube Space lab Experiment is an innovative work done to see the astronauts at their everyday work in Space. Lets make history today in less than 4 hours.....

http://www.youtube.com/spacelab?feature=inp-hp-space

how old is this guy asking how 2 toast old ladies...

IMAO! this is a Govenor Fashiola turned Gardner Fashiola . May God bless Lagos state and Nigeria.

Guys I came across this in yahoo news. I found it interested and posted it.

Obama has released copies of his tax returns, so we're able to produce hard numbers when it comes to what he makes.

Second, his investment strategies are much more coherent than Ryan's. Obama made his fortune from a few sources, and has it invested and stored in a few surprising — but also easy to track — ways.

We got the information from personal finance disclosures and released tax returns hosted by the Center for Responsive Politics.

So, here's a timeline of how Barack Obama went from middle class to a multimillionaire.

While he was an Illinois state senator, both parents in the Obama family were working

In his 2004 financial statements, Barack Obama indicated that he had three sources of income. One was an $80,287 salary from the Illinois Senate, where he was a state senator.

The other was a $32,144 salary from the University of Chicago Law School, where Obama taught as a lecturer while he was in the statehouse.

The third was Michelle's salary from the University of Chicago Hospitals, where she was an administrator.

While the picture is fuzzy before 2001, here's where Obama kept the money he made from Dreams From My Father in 1995 and his law career

The Obamas had investments in three different assets in 2004.

First was the Illinois State Senate Pension Fund, which Obama listed as worth something between $50,000 and $100,000.

The other two were investments in funds with Vanguard, the investment management company.

Obama had investments in the Vanguard Wellington Fund, which he evaluated as worth between $100,000 and $200,000. The Wellington Fund consists of around 60 to 70 percent stocks and 30 percent to 40 percent bonds and is essentially a fundamental mutual fund.

The Obamas also had $50,000 to $100,000 invested in the Vanguard Wellesley Fund. This Fund is more bond-heavy than most balanced funds, with exposure to around two-thirds bonds to one-third stocks.

He then scored a huge book deal after the 2004 Democratic National Convention

After giving the keynote address at the 2004 convention as a candidate for Senate — The speech, "The Audacity of Hope," was a slam-dunk that propelled Obama's popularity upwards in the years before his presidential campaign — Obama inked a number of book deals with Random House.

He signed a deal for 2 nonfiction books and one children's book. One nonfiction would be The Audacity of Hope, an extended version of his 2004 speech. The children's book — we believe — became Of Thee I Sing, with proceeds going to charity.

Here are the terms of the book deals that made Obama phenomenally rich

After January of 2005, Obama will receive a $1.9 million advance on The Audacity of Hope.

For that book, the deal says that he gets 15 percent of the list price for Hardcover copies, 7 percent of the list price for the trade paperback version, then 8 percent of list price for the first 150,000 issues sold of the mass market paperback, then 10 percent of the list price thereafter.

He also gets 10 percent of Audio book sales. He would go on to win a Grammy for his recording, too.

Random House also republished his 1995 book, Dreams From My Father, generating more sales.

To read more follow link: http://finance.yahoo.com/news/how-barack-obama-made-his-fortune.html

ur liver has 2 be very big na oderwise nothing 4 u

intrepid: Its not really too difficult to see why many folks would wish to marry a nurse....1- They are among the most caring of humans you can ever meet anywhere. 2-Their home-keeping ability is unrivalled 3-Patience and tolerance are engraved in their character 4-Nurses are beautiful 5-They are among the most intelligent people to meet. 6-You can trust a nurse to be a true friend and real companion...who knows how to be a wife and a mother...She is a NOBLE PROFESSIONAL.

let me laugh in Chinese and just say it is ur own point of view so does not require a comment from us....but then our xter demands u get a reply from this poem u wrote, so I would say different strokes 4 different people........................................................................................................
I hope u stop reading now cos I dare u to continue reading. the reason is that if u continue, it would be detrimental to u cos u should have left old wounds the way they are but u decide 2 open them with this thread.
Remember, some of us schooled with em, among other things. But that story will neva be told. So enjoy ur nurse and let people like us that want to 4get do so.

MRbrownJAY: ^^^^ then you left a big part of the story out.....as you stopped when she nearly had a heart attack and didnt know whether to laugh or cry. so what is the middle part of the story? did she beg him? wait till he was done with that new gal before crawling back into his life?

no no and no. It was a cousin of his that he was very close to that came visiting unannounced. He was too close to the cousin that people thought he was dating her. The problem was that people had been saying such about him b4 he met the lady he started dating. So as his gf walked in and saw what she did, it looked like all she had been hearing was true. But his gf acted quite matured and didn't jump in2 conclusion as her guy introduced his cousin as his gf. It was when the cousin saw how hurt the guy's gf was that she stood up and pushed her cousin out of the way and spoke 2 her directly "don't mind that fool, we are related ooh, am his cosuin from his mums side"
Anyway, d 2 girls later became very tight allys 2 d dismay of my guy . D guy suffer am later no be small.

looks like they are at it again. Trying 2 feed Nigerians with propaganda, hoping like always that they will swallow it, hook, line and shinker.

I wonder what kind of stories u want 2 hear. Why feed an already brazing fire

MRbrownJAY: ^^^you mean he married BOTH girls?!

the first girl, the one that walked in and saw the drama

[quote author=190-the-clown]He's a troll dats why he did th e .[/quote]

MRbrownJAY: ^^^^^ which one? your friend?!

^^^^^^all of the above

Men should leave sin alone so that sin will leave them

hmm, let me see. U said we shldn´t judge u. Well no one on NL wld judge u, rather u wld judge urself. Hmm, u said u fell in luv wit a man dat happens 2 be ur best friend and that sound so nice and mushy until u said he was married and our antennas went like twing twing twing. Wait!!!! u r opening ur thighs and nyash 4 a married man and u don´t want 2 be judged......I believe u made our point 4 us.

This man is asking about how 2 flee from fornication. U don´t know once u say good bye 2 fornication u say welcome 2 adultry

poster doesn´t know what he is missing. WIfey finds it sexy when i return 4rm work and join her in d kitchen. There has been once or twice I had 2 finish up after her (I cook very well too) cos she had 2 take care of something else. She hates it though if i hint I can cook better than her , but I just say it once or twice if I want 2 make her mad .

so they have started their 2nd phase of war, misinformation and propaganda

PointB: 12 million cattle rearers indeed! What is the number of cows?

Banding uncorroborated figures is a major past time these days!

looks like they counted their cows among the 12 mil

[quote author=Mrs..Chima]At first I thought it was just a girl's thing that their guys must answer the calls but I have noticed many men are complaining that their chicks do not pick up calls at first or second ring.

Is this a new trend for the men that their chicks must pick up calls and must return calls less than five minuts tops Is it important to you that your partner answers the phone even if there is nothing important going on as long as they call before sunset?

Your thoughts?[/quote]Hmm, Mrs Chima, Mrs Chima, Mrs Chima, how many times did I call u.

cos women dont like themselves. I walked in2 a supermarket one time like that with wifey and on our way out the sales girl kept eyeing. I noticed first and told her (wifey doesn't allow those things bother her) so she didn't react till the sale girl become very rude. Oh! the girl was so rude that, wifey insisted we pay to a different sales girl. Anyway, we had to wait a little to pay and i remembered I forgot something I wanted to take but didn't know where it was in the supermarket. Anyway, I spoke up and decided 2 ask d rude sale girl if she knew where 2 find what I wanted. Funny, she was so polite and sweetly went and got it 4 me. As we left, I heard one of the women on our line call the sales girl "a little witch"