₦airaland Forum

GavelSlam:
Size has to do with traffic.

Yes u are right there

Berliner1:
I always tell people, come here legally and u will regret staying in Nigeria.

I will rather say God bless Germany than mentioning Nigeria.

Going on europe tour as if you are going to Ikeja.

Access to free education, plenty student job( averagely €1500=650k per month after tax), many easy way to become a german citizen,free semester ticket( you can travel a whole state 247 without paying kobo.

From nursery school to PhD education in Germany is 100% free for everyone.


Plenty free loan if u want oo....atleast u can get a credit card upto 6k euro=2.5m naira without collateral even as a student, if you are working full time here, plenty loan u can access at a very very low rate from mortgage to car of any brand.





Please where can one get this in Nigeria?

Who ever tell you to stay back in Nigeria is your village member holding u back.

Theres no comparism between heaven and hell fire.

God bless Germany.

Going on world tour in December, any europe based dude interest in co ride can holla.

Greetings from the Capital of Europe(Berlin)

No vex sir but Ur epistle is not exactly accurate. The reason for being positive shouldn't be to make people want to steal.
Am just saying, when u highlight the good even it out with the bad too so that people can share from Ur wealth of knowledge.
Greetings from Dortmund

lucreziaborgia:
Poster GOd bless you for saying the truth. They will tell u it's not easy abroad, things are hard bla bla bla. Some will even tell u to remain in Nigeria and pray. Like WTF? Since I started the quest to travel, only one lady from Holland has told "my sister, Europe sweet. Anybody wey tell u say Europe no sweet na liar. Tell the person to come back naija". They will tell u that abroad is hell but they'll rather die there

Be careful what u wish for. Different people had different experiences. There were times I had it so difficult that I considered returning. Don't use just one incident to judge a lifetime. I have seen people that travelled back cos they were suffering too much just like have seen people that stayed and weathered the storm.
Each situation is perculiar

GavelSlam:
JFK is ugly and most European hubs are aesthetically better.

Heathrow is nice.

This new terminal looks ok.

Yes JFK is ugly but I meant size wise not cosmetic

KikBuhari2Daura:
To my dismay, I woke up on Friday the 1st of June 2018 to find out that President Buhari, who is meant to be on a Ramadan fast, had released a statement, through the Presidency’s Twitter handle, alleging that the Jonathan government, which created the Sovereign Wealth Fund in 2012, had failed to save money in the fund after the initial $1 billion deposit it made into it.

Such a lie, coming at a time when the President is meant to be fasting is shocking!



The truth is that after starting up the Sovereign Wealth Fund with an initial deposit of $1 billion in 2011, the Nigerian Governors Forum, led by Rotimi Amaechi and supported by other Governors who later joined the APC, took the Jonathan administration to court to declare the Sovereign Wealth Fund illegal and assert their claim that the Jonathan led Federal Government could not force them to save.

In fact, Mr, Rotimi Amaechi released a statement justifying his opposition to the Sovereign Wealth Fund on August 31, 2011 and said:

“The SWF is an attempt to desecrate section 162 of Nigeria’s Constitution.

Section 162(1), (2) and (10) of the 1999 Constitution prescribed the mode of sharing the revenue of the Federation.

It states that “the Federation shall maintain a special account to be called the Federation Account into which shall be paid all revenues collected by the Government of the Federation, except the proceeds from the personal income tax of the personnel of the Armed Forces of the Federation, the Nigeria Police Force, the Ministry or department of government charged with responsibility for Foreign Affairs and the residents of the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja. The law says that anything that is outside the constitution is wrong and section 162 of the constitution also says so.”

Many attempts by the Jonathan administration to settle the matter out of court were rebuffed by Mr. Amaechi and his colleagues who had a hidden agenda to frustrate the plans by the Jonathan administration to save for a rainy day.

Working in tandem with Mr. Amaechi and his supporters in the Nigerian Governors Forum, the then minority APC members of the House of Representatives also filed another suit at a Federal High Court on the 7th of February, 2014, seeking a perpetual injunction restraining the Jonathan administration from operating the Excess Crude Account, from which they intended to source for money to fund the Sovereign Wealth Fund, and to pay all the proceeds of that account into the Federation Account for sharing amongst the three tiers of government.

As a result of these actions, the Jonathan administration paid the 36 states of the federation a total of N2.92 trillion from the Excess Crude Account between 2011 and 2014. Using the value of the Naira at that time that amount was just above $20 billion dollars.

It therefore amounts to historical revision for the Presidency to make these spurious allegations against the Jonathan administration,

President Muhammadu Buhari should be aware that just like I told him, after the many lies from his Democracy Day Speech, Ramadan fast does not just mean abstaining from food, it also means abstaining from lies.

Reno Omokri

Bestselling author of Facts Versus Fiction: The True Story of the Jonathan Years: Chibok, 2015 and Other Conspiracies.

Source:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2018/06/sovereign-wealth-fund-more-lies-from-presidency-at-ramadan-reno/

Reno my man. Blast it like it's hot. Buhari and his admin are liars and they have failed

AutoReportNG:
Whats your take?

Personally, I think the design is very boring and very dull

Looks like a 3rd grade airport compared to 1st grade ones like JFK and Heathrow

BaronCorbin:
Kesy Petrol station under lock and Key. Arewa Consultative Animals how far?

Kessy filling station has always been under lock and key as far back as I can remember

slimfit1:
The senators keeps fooling themselves thinking we are fooled.

I mean Nigerians must be very foolish

Mrbolt555:
Its so disgusting! When ur not pregnant why the fuçk should ur belly be potruding out like that. Its horrible. I can't stand it!

Do I know how many children or what not behind them

Troubledmind:
We have been having issues lately and she called me on Sunday that i should visit her at home so we could straighten things out, i told her I'd not be able to make it because i had an appointment later in the day, she said ok and kissed me on the phone before hanging up, later on in the day my appointment got cancelled so i decided to surprise her,

I visited her and knocked on the door, she opened up and the look on her face is nothing but disappointment, she was wearing something raunchy, exposing her full bursts and laps but i behaved like i didn't notice it, she offered me a seat and before we could finish exchanging pleasantries, her phone rang, and she was like its my friend David he's outside, i behaved like a gentleman and showed no sign of jealousy, David came in and sat opposite me, she didn't bother introducing us, and when i gave her the look she was like David meet my bae and bae meet my sweetheart david,

I was confused, she then started behaving like I'm her close friend not her lover, she'd chat more with David but ignore me all by myself, she'd tease David and sit beside him on the sofa while i sit miles apart, the last straw that broke the camel's back was when he jokingly placed his hands on her exposed lap, and she behaved like its some sort of joke. I'm not one to fight a fellow guy for a lady so i just stood up, shook the guy and announced my departure, i left the room before she could say a word.

She followed me outside, asking why I'm being immature by embarrassing her in front of her classmate and esteemed guest, that she's tired of my clinginess, i asked her why didn't she introduce me as her boyfriend? Then she smartly fired back, what is bae? Was it not bae i called you? I just shook my head and left, now my friends have been seeing her around town with the pretty boy, why are nigerian girls this wicked, this is a girl who tried to have sex with me but i refused because i love her beyond sexual pleasure and i respect her as well, this pretty boy just wanna get in her pants but she's too naive to notice
.

That's why good boys like u always get their hearts turn out.
My Moto then was "never allow a lady get downy skin. Be good to them, like them but never love or care too deep cos that only leads to heartache".
Just cut Ur own and walk away.
This life is too short. If and when she matures up, then she can come look for u.
When she does u then u are d man.

GistMore:
GistMore.com

Our favorite singing Senator Dino Melaye is back on his feet.

He caption;

God help Nigeria. Nigerians also have to help Nigeria! In an u just society silence is a crime.

BY GISTMORE : http://www.gistmore.com/cute-new-photo-senator-dino-melaye

Deceiving who? He is still wearing his stiff-necked without an underlying cause of trauma or anyother flimsy reason. Who is deceiving who?

Ekiti360:
​Taraba Governor, Darius Dickson Ishaku, on Tuesday appealed to youths in the state to support his second term bid.

“I want you (the youth) to go out during the election and re-elect us. I will empower you to be millionaires; you will be exporting milk and meat; you will be driving Mercedes Benz, instead of Keke NAPEP,” he said.

The Nation reports that Ishaku spoke during his third year anniversary and Democracy Day celebration held at the Jolly Nyame stadium Jalingo.

He said: “Today, over 3000 youths have been employed and thousands empowered through the Rescue Mission’s skills acquisition programme.

“Those empowered are now self-reliant and have become employers of labour. The story of one Aisha is a good example. She was empowered; she later employed a widow and five other persons and her business is still running.

“When you elected me in 2015, you did not know me well. Now, you know who Ishaku is; now, you know who DDI is, who Daram Dam Dam is, because of what I have done for you

“Some Germans came to invest in tourism in the State, on getting to the mountain in Gembu, they were crazy. But upon hearing news of attacks and killings, they all left,” he said.

He said, apart from tourism, he has achieved tremendously in all other sectors, including agriculture, education, health and infrastructure, adding that the Nigerian Medical Association gave him award because of the hospital he built in Wukari and the ongoing reconstruction of the hospitals in Bambur and Gembu.

http://kikiotolu.com/you-will-make-millions-drive-mercedes-benz-if-im-re-elected-ishaku-tells-youths/

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique Fynestboi

Wonder how u get all those without working. Out problem is the idea of having material wealth without the hard efforts behind it

donstan18:
Stop sugar-coating the truth, the first commenter is so so right. What kind of work takes away your sexual life and stops you from getting wet/h0rny? Was she raped?

A man/woman don't just wake up to loose the sexual drives and attraction he/she has for a partner without being attracted to someone else.

It's either the lady is cheating(which I believe) or she's crushing on someone as a result of a faded character/attribute of her husband.

If u have been married long enof u will know better. It doesn't work like that for everyone. Don't be a child or think like one. Stress is a relationship killer and probably what she has.

kimbraa:
I had to read the write-up twice to see if my eyes were playing with me or it was actually as a result of your perception. She didn't say she's not attracted to him but that her sex life changed, and I think being easily put off, not always in the mood, always tired, is as a result of how busy her schedule is. 6years of marriage...after a year, don't expect your partner to be as sexually active as they were while dating or when newly married. The spark dwindles over time and once one of the partner takes cognisance of this, they work on it and bring back the spark but the main issue is the slacking vagina. I'm not a doc so wouldn't know why.

The Baggie slacks after repeated child births. Don't mind the other person that commented, probably spoke thru her slacked veggie

Mrop:
Nigeria Billionaire Femi Otedola spend his democracy day with his friend Dangote at Dangote’s refinery.

Watch video below



Gist from praize news


News source :: http://www.praizenews.com/femi-otedola-spend-his-democracy-day-at-dangotes-refinery/

Hope they won't be gas flaring cos those funny pipes look like that

wittyt98:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/270153-democracy-day-nigerians-now-report-less-use-of-generators-buhari.html

Is this man for real?

donstan18:
No nasty smells, tight pussay and entitlement mentality.

If African ladies can deal with the aforementioned, they'll perfectly beat white women all round.

But, it's impossible to deal with those things, so for that, I'll say; It's better to marry a white woman for green card than to marry an African woman who'll end up being a big liability to you.

Enjoy your woman Bruv. It's your choice, let them keep hating.

This one drank condensed milk as a baby not african breast milk

Eastboi:
Focus on your job as long as u get paid. But that kind of environment can't motivate u to do more for your firm, so to me its a quit

Not when lives are at stake. Call her to order, let her freak out and tell Ur boss then u speak with the man doctor to doctor. If he decides cos of pussy he will be negligent to his hypocritic oath then u have all u need.
Believe me, he won't be that foolish

Wealthandjobs:
I beg to disagree sir. Hiring anyone was what landed us in the monstrosity of Medical doctors,NMA members, crookedly taking over the management of healthcare in Nigeria.
It should be reserved for only licensed healthcare administrators who have gone through the rigors of training and licensing so that where the person fails to perform,he or she is blacklisted.

And u feel NMA members are not licensed individuals? Or what are u getting at

Wealthandjobs:
No sir. It is Nigeria 1: NMA 38(imagine if you now add the 'hand goal' NMA scored in all the 774 LGAs, Federal government,FCT and the 36 states of the federation).
The redemption of our health sector is across all the federation.

Anybody can be appointed commissioner or minister. Doesn't prevent the person from doing a good one woeful job. What's important is if that person knows what he/she is doing.

hucienda:
If the APC doesn't win the next Imo guber, this man would be as good as done politically in his state.

He is done in his state. The last exercise showed it. He destroyed himself d way Orjis did to themselves in Abia

dre11:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/why-i-won-t-resume-in-senate-now-melaye-251717.html

Who is deceiving who? His outlook in that picture belies what has been said happened to him

freeze001:
Ds one na political campaign speech. He should launch an official investigation over the matter let us see. Couldn't even mention his name...

U want Baba to attack him directly the way he did GEJ. Don't forget if Baba supports u, that's it downfall. If he is against u, na political destruction

swiz123:
Treat every woman like a who're and they can never hurt you.

Women of these contemporary times gives me nausea whenever I think of marriage

But that's the point men don't get. Ur woman should be Ur everything, even Ur LovePeddler. That's shouldn't mean u don't respect her.

ememabasiakpan:
Ben Murray-Bruce via his twitter handle reacted to news of Borno state youths that were recently empowered with shoe shining kits, and bags of oranges by a member of the House of Representatives, Honorable Ahmed Babawo, who represents the state in the lower chamber.

After the viral constituency briefing and empowerment done by a member of the of representative Honourable Ahmed Babawo The senator 9f the upper chambers made his opinion know on Twitter below is the tweet as captured by our blog.

Borno Youths Empowerment with Shoe Shinning Kits Sen Ben Maurray Bruce reacts to the empowerment of youths with sheo shinning kits and Orange’s
Below e the empowerment photos were youths were being given shoe making and shinning kits with bags of Orange’s.

Borno youths receive shoe shinning kits from house member

Source:
http://www.betatalk.com.ng/sen-ben-murray-bruce-reaction-to-borno-youths-being-empowered-with-shoe-shining-kits-bags-of-oranges/

It's a problem with abolished mentality

d3bbieee:
New deep fryer going for N8,500.

Nobody buys deep fryers anymore bros

Esejojo:
I reckon that you believe that all the parts of a Mercedes Benz are made in Germany.

As it were, they were. Till about some years ago. Now most of their parts a shipped from far wide but their most important parts come come from Germany. U need to see their factory at their headquarters.

AutoJoshNG:
Despite the current harsh economic realities in Nigeria, Nigerian entrepreneurs are still doing great things.

These are images of some beautiful luxury buses captured during the recently concluded 13th Lagos International Motor Fair.

Here is the interesting thing: they were produced right here in Nigeria.

Even more heartwarming is that these different lines of luxury buses are specially designed to suit our bumpy and rough terrain. They are also fitted with very chilling ACs.

These are Yutong lines of Luxury buses. In terms of size, lenght and seating capacities, Yutong buses come in different categories.

These Nigeria-made luxury buses are far more affordable than other brand of imported luxury buses.

Yutong bus project is a Chinese automotive franchise. The Nigerian assembly plant is located in Igbo-Ukwu in Anambra state.

The assembly plant is operated by Kojo Motors Ltd.

https://autojosh.com/these-beautiful-luxury-buses-were-produced-in-nigeria-see-photos/

U mean assembled. Production and assembling are to far contrasting areas

ChidiAlaigbo:
See as my ABOKI friends dey settle and mediate igbo matter?


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Silly comment

kunleweb:
Hello,

Guys i have a problem.I am trying to date a woman who is older than i am.
I think she is a banker,and she has refused to even tell me where she works.
She hardly converses with me,when i call her she just says yes,no,maybe or ok.
She is barricading me seriously.
I really love sincerely but she has this huge defense cos she says men take advantage of her wealth and age.
She says i should just be myself, but she is stone walling, I do all or most of the calls, even when i do, she hardly speaks.

Guys ,girls how do i date an older woman who definitely has more experience than me and could be richer than i am?

Please reasonable reponse oo, I hardly fall for a woman,but this on i have fallen for.

Note:We have not met before,we have just seen each others pic,but i am thinking of going to see her soon in a far away state.Will it be worth it?

Easy.
Get her to go out with u. Then show her u matured u can be and how much of a gentle man u can be.
Dont forget she is older and will see what u are trying to accomplish from a mile away.
If she already likes u then half the job is done. Time, patience and perseverance will do the rest.
Don't rush her but don't give her too much space.

Morwendy:
Thanks but when I'm about to pay £2.5k for his leave to remain and hes been busy setting up his secret company in Nigeria, I think I may be permitted to think that when he's a permanent resident next month, he has plans to be changing things?

Then discuss issues with him and not with nairaland