₦airaland Forum

dingbang:
If I become the president of Nigeria , the first institution I will demolish is the ITF.. And prosecute all the directors...

EWAagoyin:
it better for me afonja to do yahoo yahoo...be caught and sentence to 2 to 5years and be deported back home alive than for a flatron to be caught hawking hard drugs in far away east and his corpse been deported back home... both are bad but one is more wise than the other.

emmanuel1990:
Rochas! where art thou?

desquad:
we need to start a revolution in nigeria,, the international community will support us if we do this, they migh have been waiting for us to do this but maybe we are still enjoying the corruption as it is


The penalty for stealing of public funds should be death by hanging, we need to kill and burn all these bastards and their families before Nigeria can be great again

sarrki:
Both dezieani and any of her supporters deserves not pity

Enemies of state will come and yearn rubbish

AntiIPOB:
Thank you my brother,hatred blinded many people to the extent that it has become impossible to differentiate educated ones from uneducated goons on nairaland.
PMB will rule till 2023.

BeeBeeOoh:
http://punchng.com/senate-identified-11-economic-recovery-bills-saraki/

IslamicRebel01:
http://www.aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/2017/02/muhammadu-buhari-inconclusive-medical-vacation-170208160716535.html

yns4real:
http://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/02/money-laundering-fg-reviews-iboris-case-file-to-amend-charges/

watered:
Honestly Karma is a Nigerian

Atmmachine:

Why are Nigerians so stupid and dumb ??

They think that artist signing to an international label record means selling his/her right to the label and it leads to losing some money

Signing to an international label record means that the artist is really big and developed and couldn't handle most of the businesses by himself

He only pays the label record according to the monetary gains they give him

The record label will be securing shows for him and giving him endorsements and other avenues he will make money

Koredo Bello made 150 million naira for his record label last year, imagine what Iyanya makes

Rick Ross is signed to Epic Records

Rihanna is signed to ROC Nation

Drake is signed to Young money

Nicki Minaj is signed to Young money

And these people are still making money

Nigerians are dumb as fucck

paschu:
FUNNY

Yes it's funny that Nigerians expected (and still expect) a 73-year old, retired and under-educated millitary dictator to lead a complex, dynamic, multi-ethnic and multi-religious Nigeria of nearly 200-million people to becoming a prosperous country in this 21st century of super-complex global economy.

This would have been an epic definition of clownishness if not that it is also a national tragedy.

Yes, it is even more funny that sane people were ridiculed here daily on Nairaland for seeing since two years ago the obvious error (that you lots are just seeing today).

So you guys should just keep the heck off my mention.

CC:
johnstar
fatiaforreal
Opelwonder
wolesmile
M2dX
yomi96

harbdulrasaq88:
Mammoth crowd on Saturday received former Governor of Delta State, James Ibori, at his country home at Oghara.



Ibori recently served out a 13-year jail term in the United Kingdom and was discharged from prison on December 21, 2016. He was convicted for money laundering by the British court.



Excited kinsmen and women shut the entire town down with business outfits like shops and markets closed for the day.



Many residents of the town had gone out to line the ever-busy Oghara Junction point of the East/West Road, waiting for the arrival of the former governor.

http://www.newshelm.com/2017/02/photos-james-ibori-shut-down-his.html

Whisperedd:
Good day TNT. Dear FAM, we've all been crazy, but I'm not looking to be judged, I just need your advice on this..I'm 24, from western Nigeria, finished my masters a couple of months back, and my boyfriend who I've been dating for a year, might end up leaving me for my mistake in the past. Back then in my university days, I partied like a maniac, I didn't smoke, but I loved spirits and red wine. The thing is,I had a friend then, Owen, who always asked me out, but I wasn't emotionally attached to him. I know he was a bad influence, but I figured I only had 3 more years to have fun in the university, so I didn't mind. Although it didn't affect my grades, it made me popular for the wrong reasons. One night at our friends party, things got wild, I was high and even took some pills, I guess I got Hot and next thing, we all started making out and it was fun.. I later blacked out, woke up in the morning and met a gory scene. We were all naked, all 10 of us, each girl to a guy, and I slept in Owens arms. I was so upset, I cursed at him, left and headed to the hospital. That was the end of my friendship with Owen, I avoided him till I graduated and traveled out for my masters.I haven't as much as attended a birthday PARTY till date, and I'm really happy with my new life. I met James online, we became friends and started dating, he has lived practically all his life in the states and plans of settling in Nigeria this year. I came back a week ago, so he came to the airport to pick me up with his friend, the same guy he complains that he doesn't like his lifestyle and how whores hover around him and all..that friend is Owen, his childhood friend. FAM, Owen is threatening to break us up, stating that I don't deserve his friend and all. My boyfriend knows that I was once a party freak, but I doubt if he can swallow this gulp, should Owen tell him everything, including that night. The fool still makes silly advances at me and when I turn him down, he keeps assuring me that James would never settle with me, and it would be his word of 28 years against mine of just 1year... What do I do, I've invested my all in this one year of knowing and loving him. @truth_and_tears

Guyman02:
The protests are not really against any political party or individual but a call for good governance. We cant continue with the current situation whereby Christians are very suspicious of Muslims, Muslims are suspicious of Christians and Muslims of other sects.
Any politician willing to join the protests should do so on the grounds of neutrality by putting Nigeria First.

Police and all trigger happy agents should allow the citizens to express their fundamental right to freedom of expression; we dont want to see running battles on the streets, if some groups decide to fly certain flags please ignore them instead of killing them in cold blood as we have seen recently in many areas.

Andrew abeg no check out for Nigeria Go Better!

Mynd44:
You missed the sacarsm there mate

Mynd44:
We always complain about Politicians not doing what he said they will do but we find one and the whole world wants to lose their head. America voted the pumpkin, they should enjoy it.

Plus California and New York have kuku said they will practice open defiance before

BiafranBushBoy:
I appreciate

BiafranBushBoy:
Have you ever wondered why despite the number of CV’s you have sent out, you still haven’t heard much from prospective employers. Sometimes you are forced to even apply for jobs that you feel you are over-qualified for, and still end up with no call-back from the employer. Take a moment and analyze these 5 things you write in your CV, they might actually be the loophole you carry about in your CV.



Objectives

Merely looking at a candidate’s objective in his CV, I can easily tell if he/she is actually the lazy type or someone who is willing to stand-out of the crowd. It is no longer a secret that most job seekers recycle objectives among themselves because they don’t even have an idea what an objective means or stand for. Imagine an HR personnel who has read countless CV and finally lays hold of your resume and find the normal jargon being recycled as an objective right there on your resume. Believe me that your chances of being called up are now very slim; unless you something special happen.
An objective is meant to be in line with the caliber of person the employer is looking to hire. Just don’t write up long grammars because it sounds great to you. Most times before requirements, you see things like… “We are looking for a graduate who is …” That is exactly where you need to channel your objectives towards. Do it and see the difference.



Address on CV: This is usually the silent killer of every perfect CV. Imagine you want to apply for a job in Lagos and your address reads Sokoto. Even if you have a family house in Lagos, how would you explain that to a prospective employer? The hiring manager would feel that they don’t have the capacity to house you unless you are an expatriate. Always make sure that your address reads the location of where the job is advertised. This is a simple trick that gives you an edge.




Marital Status
We are all happy you are married, but your potential employer doesn’t care about that. He is only interested in whoever will push his business forward, and most times not married people. The term “Married” in the mind of every hiring manager has the same meaning as “Responsibilities”, and no one is so willing to hire someone with lots of responsibilities already especially our lovely females. Keep the marital status aside, unless the job favors those who are married; then you can be free to flaunt it.


Unnecessary Explanations: The moment your CV becomes too complex to read, that is the moment it is thrown right into a dustbin. We know how much you want to explain yourself, but the CV isn’t the right place to do that. You have your cover letter and letter of introduction like I explained http://topwritersden.com/how-to-write-a-perfect-cv/, http://topwritersden.com/how-to-write-a-good-cover-letter/. The CV is meant to show your work experience and the skills you are bringing to the table. No need explaining how you successfully carried out your former job roles. Let your CV be clear and concise. For every Job explanation, just a few lines would do the magic needed.




Drab/popular Skills
I wonder how many times I have seen the same skills in virtually everyone’s resume. Skills like “Analytical reasoning, Critical reasoning, Team work, Ability to work under pressure, Ability to work independently and so on” are becoming boring in the eye of employers. Fish out something magical if you actually possess it, then watch it do the magic for you. In most cases, borrow the skills listed in the job you want to apply, and add just a few of it to your CV.


Job seeking is a war that we must overcome, but it begins with your ability to sell yourself to a potential employer. Watch out for these 5 things on your CV, as it might just be the stumbling block to your landing of a better job. Thanks.

Paperwhite:
[/bPunch news : "Isn’t that a serious indictment against a man considered as ‘Mr. Integrity’? Has Buhari lost his integrity?"


Prof Farook Kperogi : "Perhaps Buhari never had any integrity to start with. It was our desperation for a hero that caused us to dress him in borrowed robes.[b] Karma o abeg where you dey? I need to give you a passionate hug.Meanwhile his fanatic zombie foot soldiers are still holding the fort.And now the killer punch [/b]"They say likes attract. You can’t be a man of integrity and continually surround yourself with corrupt people. I can go on; but it is obvious that Buhari isn’t the man of integrity he has been alleged to be."[b] Meanwhile this is the most holy anti corruption czar that ever lived in Nigeria.

Cybertext:
....well @Op if you say she's cheap to give you on the first day, then what will you tag the guy that collects on the first day to be S3x is a two way thing...

Alhkerimu:
In life we are all individual differences, to me she's cheap and she might did the same thing with another guy 2moro.
Their are not wife material run from them.
Although that is my own view let hear from you.

dingbang:
No it doesn't....

noetic5:
Nigerian professor, Akindele Adetoye, blasts 2face for planning to lead protest against the FG

Read what what he wrote on his social media profile, below

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Source: http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2017/01/you-are-bloody-illiterate-professor.html

Xtianvic:
exactly every rep will sit up

sugarbelly4:
Buhari's Special Adviser, Abike Dabiri, laughs, hysterically, at those peddling his death rumour. She shared the recent photo of President Buhari with his wife, in London and wrote;

''Some rumor mongers will say"Oh.That is not London Ha ha ha''

See the tweet below

https://twitter.com/abikedabiri/status/825644638795157505

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Source: http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2017/01/buharis-special-adviser-abike-dabiri.html