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Family / Re: "Wetin You Born" Why people always ask woman this question by DrTonitee(m): 11:03am On Mar 06, 2022
When I had my first child a girl, I was asked what sex, I told them my wife gave birth to a human being.
My second child is a boy, I was called and congratulated for having full current this time. I only asked the caller(s) if their mother, or sisters were half current!
Education / Re: Pine Crest School, Enugu ‘Wedding’ For Pupils (Photos) by DrTonitee(m): 8:40am On Dec 04, 2019
So where will they take it up to next?teach the kids the process of child bearing?This was to superfluous, must be an affluent school.Please teach them that marriage is more than the glamour if the process..una well done
Family / Re: Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Nairalander And His Pregnant Fiancée by DrTonitee(m): 4:01pm On Dec 03, 2019
So getting her pregnant was the only way you were sure to marry her!my pain here is........Wtf is our business!!when you dey do trial and error all these years with her,why you no announce am

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Romance / Re: My Wonderful Relationship Is About To Suffocate by DrTonitee(m): 12:49pm On Dec 03, 2019
You obviously like her.accept the pregnancy, but know in your heart it does not belong to you.. and the day she eventually divulged the truth to you,smile and tell her you always knew.

Hope this is matured enough since u no wan reason say you are not responsible and you do not want to stop petting her with her obvious lies.
Politics / Re: Tony Kabaka Flogs A Monkey Terrorizing His Neighborhood (Photos) by DrTonitee(m): 9:02am On Dec 02, 2019
MrBrownJay1:
so this elected officials thought of NOTHING better to do than the above rubbish, abi?!?!?!

is that gonna stop the monkey from terrorizing the neighborhood?
is that gonna better the lives of people in that area?
Elected?who kabaka or the monkey?

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Family / Re: My Friend's Father Is A Ghost!! by DrTonitee(m): 1:03am On Dec 02, 2019
tianshie:


He is 38. His father is 69.
invariably your friend was born in 1981,11years after the war ended.Now how do *ghosts* impregnate humans?May they be comforted and may the *ghost* finally RIP...na man e be.
Politics / Re: Xenophobia: No Nigerian Killed In South Africa - Presidency by DrTonitee(m): 6:20am On Sep 05, 2019
So this is the news!pathetic. When lives were lost in past attacks,aunty did you come to say how many they were?seems the higher position we attain,the less shame we have .

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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Injured At PDP Primaries In Kogi As Gunmen Storm Venue (Photos) by DrTonitee(m): 8:31pm On Sep 04, 2019
Dino.....thanks for all the dramas.If we didnt have u entertaining us,where would we be?
Romance / Re: Cherry Entafield Shadowbanned On Instagram After Dancing Braless With Boobs by DrTonitee(m): 10:13pm On Aug 30, 2019
She is happy showing off her selling points...others are happy to see them.why the hate then?as long as she doesn't put those boobs in her patients' mouths,am happy for her.
Politics / Re: Buhari: Live Within Your Means & Damn The Consequences - President To Supporters by DrTonitee(m): 8:19am On Aug 28, 2019
.....and for those who didn't support you sir

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Crime / Re: Woman Catches Teenager Having Sex With Daughter At Night by DrTonitee(m): 8:14am On Aug 28, 2019
*Forced to remove his dick*.....ok.no further comment

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Travel / Re: Dangote Truck Collides With ‘God Is Good Motors’ Bus At Auchi Junction by DrTonitee(m): 8:12am On Aug 28, 2019
God is indeed good.can't these heavy duty vehicles be made to ply the road only at night?we keep doing same thing all the time and hope God hears our prayers .
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Reacts Busola Dakolo Rape Allegation Against Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo by DrTonitee(m): 5:00pm On Jun 28, 2019
itspzpics:
Its an allegation
Crime / Re: Uwaoma Ifeanyi: Man Killed Hours After He Returned from Turkey by DrTonitee(m): 9:39pm On Jun 25, 2019
Auxtin85:
This could be as a result of deal gone wrong
Celebrities / Re: lahadee: Lady Claims To Be Pregnant For Don Jazzy (See His Reply) by DrTonitee(m): 8:00pm On Jun 25, 2019
Officialgarri:

What is Epic there?
Career / Re: 300 Mine Workers Spend 1 Week Underground To Protest Against Boss Who Loves Sex by DrTonitee(m): 7:53pm On Jun 25, 2019
junkiesneverdie:
In Julius malema voice" the illiterate Jacob Zuma" come and see your kingsman hiding and burrows what kind of foolishness black people and their mentality how does this solve anything?
Crime / Re: Let Me Commit Suicide With Fanta- Beautiful Nigerian Lady Dumps Sniper For Fanta by DrTonitee(m): 8:15pm On Jun 24, 2019
Don't make a mockery of the dead.whatever may be led to their suicidal deaths...never judge them if you have not been there.wish you well with your fanta.
Romance / Re: Boyfriend Fakes Proposal And Invites His Woman's Friends Just To Disgrace Her by DrTonitee(m): 2:10pm On Jun 20, 2019
Romance / Re: How Do I Quit My Relationship With A Native Doctor's Daughter? by DrTonitee(m): 4:29am On Jun 13, 2019
If we knew how you dated a native doctor's daughter in the first place,then we will know how you can end it.
P.s did you come on social media to announce you wanted to date a native doctor's daughter??......mtchewwwwwwwwww.
End ko ,End ni.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ukraine: FIFA U20 World Cup (1 - 1) Full Time by DrTonitee(m): 12:59am On May 31, 2019
This team is bad....like bad bad bad.Most annoying part is they obviously don't look U20, but they act like U20 with their childish play
Romance / Re: I Masturbate And I Wish I Can Stop It by DrTonitee(m): 12:57am On May 31, 2019
First you have to know it's a perfectly healthy habit.. but as all habits even the good ones,addiction is a problem and could lead you to have sexual satisfaction only after you masturbate..That will kill your sex life eventually...how I broke out of my addiction.....stop been alone if you can .keep yourself busy,take a good shower. And bros if must self-service it off...please do...next day get up and try a determined man again....

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Sports / Re: Missing Funds: Nigeria Escapes IAAF Ban As Dalung Makes U-turn - Premium Times by DrTonitee(m): 2:03pm On May 30, 2019
One of the biggest achievement of PMB 2nd tenure will be this man not returning back as minister of anything...

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Has Become Africa's Money-losing Machine - Forbes Magazine by DrTonitee(m): 2:01pm On May 30, 2019
Wailers and hailers will read different meanings to this...but none will go home convinced and Challenged to make the difference in their own way.. las las,we are all losers
Celebrities / Re: Timi Dakolo Accuses Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Of Sexually Abusing Church Members by DrTonitee(m): 1:55pm On May 30, 2019
The church is supose to be a place of solace.But when the church is getting worldly,strange things creep in.But the blind will remain blind if they think the church is all perfect

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Romance / Re: Meet Nkiruka Blessing Okoro, Relationship Expert Had 4 Men For Different Purpose by DrTonitee(m): 11:02am On Sep 13, 2018
Its your life...none here will die with or for you...so learn to keep it private.There is no moral to learn here that an utterly selfish lady who finally stayed with one guy...cos he had all four of it...money,sex,househelp and professor!!

U triple school fees and he pays...
No shame,and u do love him??

Abeg hide ur face....don't go giving people toxic advise in the name you are a relationship expert!!

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Politics / Re: Abdulrazaq Abdulrahman, 100,000 Dump PDP For APC In Kwara by DrTonitee(m): 10:09pm On Sep 07, 2018
Who counts them? Why is it always a rounded figure like 100,000!
Seriously?)
Foreign Affairs / Re: The Moment Lightning Struck The White House In US (pics) by DrTonitee(m): 12:01pm On Sep 05, 2018
SolutionMee:
cheesy

That's a prove that God is with them. That must be a divine intervention by heaven to remove bad leaders like Trump from the affairs of American government. Not that God is a racist but he's allergic to American albinos.

Seems ur brains got hit by it too
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill Pharmacist On His Way Back From Work In Jos(photos) by DrTonitee(m): 11:59am On Sep 05, 2018
SolutionMee:
cheesy

That's why I hate studying pharmacy when I was still young. Most of them don't used to live long, not to talk of achieving their goals in life. The herdsmen attack was just a coincidence. The pharmacist will still die without any attack by the herdsmen. This must be a media attempt to paint the Fulani's image black. They are such a loving tribe and their hospitality is second to non.

OK, it's official. You need to be checked in at a mental facility.

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Romance / Re: ''if You Remove The Condom Without Your Partner's Consent During Sex, It's Rape" by DrTonitee(m): 3:47pm On Sep 03, 2018
Speechless! really who are these attention seekers ?
Write your own dictionary ma
Then refer us to it, to see the meaning of rape!

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Travel / Re: Tipper Lorry Smashes Car In Benin City by DrTonitee(m): 3:43pm On Sep 03, 2018
I still don't get how your driving out from GRA for work, Had any bearing to the story... The areas mentioned are so miles apart...
Sports / Re: “Nigerians Made 2018 World Cup An Unforgettable” One – FIFA Praises Nigeria by DrTonitee(m): 10:14pm On Aug 31, 2018
So FIFA dey do Washeee too
This is surely the End time
Politics / Re: Afenifere, Ohaneze, NEF, Others Slam Buhari Over Anti-Rule Of Law Comment by DrTonitee(m): 10:37am On Aug 31, 2018
Iziquiel:

Was Osama Bin Laden an American Citizen or not?

No sir... He was never ever at any time an American citizen...
Please check your facts....

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