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As I said I dont play with that stuff. I hate people who jump on people the way those two did. It is far too common. I HATE IT!!

Someone said CBN gave the bank a clean bill of health. No comment. A lot of things will come out before the end of this year. Wasnt it the same CBN that reassured us that the recession wont touch Nigeria? Isnt it the same Soludo who is under investigation? Nigerian Banks are for the most part involved in too many shady deals , too many!

There were two dumb ass dicks on that first page, Names start with K and P, I dont play that stupid rubbish where you slap someone and say no pain intended, What were you intending to show with your posts? Instead the impression you leave me with is you are illmannered buffoons who probably work for the aforementioned banks, But then I forget and digress - my attitude towards Intercontinental bankers is known by my friends, From far away the smell of incompetence is enough to drive me mad. As Notorious would say, if crap smells then this bank be stinking!!

PS Is there some autocorrect tool working up in here? Spaces after commas?

Well it is chaos - but it is not as bad as Rio!! Hell nah!! As for the expatriate!! well they should get paid local salaries and lets see their complaints - some of these bastards earn over 40000 dollars per month here!!

my girl is older than me by a year , we are cool about it but it seems it is not us that have to change. Her mum is not happy and my dad thinks I have been 'captured' too easily! Wetin man go do - I dont like dating girls younger than me - they are too freaking immature!!

Fellow N/Landers
                Please help me spread this email and the attachment to all your friends, relatives and coworkers. The attachment is a picture of Nwaeze Adiele (also known as Eze Adiele), armed robber and a Kidnapper who lives in PH. He is from Azumini in Obingwa LGA of Abia State.

Himself and 3 others kidnapped my mother in July 2008   from our village in Imo state.   The boy from my village that brought the Kidnappers has taken the police to Nwaeze Adiele's house in PH and also to his village (along KM-9 Aba-Azumini Road, Akpaa Mbato Community in Obingwa LGA, Abia State) but he ran away.   From his house in PH, the police recovered three AK-47 guns, 21 magazines for AK-47 (each one with hundreds of rounds),  several riffles (one of which belongs to a policeman that was killed on the 5th of January this year, 400 bullets for the different riffles, 2 bullet-proof vests, army uniforms, car licence plates, and many other stuffs he uses for kidnapping.

According to the Rivers State assistant commisioner of Police, there have been so many reports of armed robberies involving one of the man's cars. The car (a nissan pathfinder) and a stollen Honda Civic is in the police custody now.

The police has arrested and put the wife in Jail.

He drives a light blue Peugeot 405.   Please help me pass this email around and please notify the police immediately if you have any information that will lead to his arrest.

Thanks you.

Oh and I am not the originator of the mail.

Continue deceiving yourself. I got a 2.2 due to my lack of seriousness. Yet I can stand here and laff. A friend of mine got a 2.2. too and now works at Microsoft in the US. It is like guys boasting about big dicks, it is prolly nice to have one and yes you stand out - but if you aint know how to use it , na your wahala , you go dey hate on the person wey get lower mark and get higher salary!

Lets be honest here and stop some pr lies. Shell doesnt pay better than Agip and Mobil. Shell offers you better chances of cross development and you get thrown in at the deep end pretty quickly.

Treating better - hmm that is subjective. How do I know this? **winks** Before a man runs he must walk , Lets just say my shoes have seen a lot of wear and tear.

The SRD description is on Shell Site. Go and do some basic research. Know this sha - Important insight. It is not a competition. All can go through, All can fail!! YESS!! There have been some sets where none has been hired. Remember that. Wish you success. And maybe the first Nigerian MD of Shell Global will come through this set.

My secret - believe it or not - was rapping , Rapping especially freestyling requires you to think quick and form stuff fast , then to deliver it in a manner that everyone can understand.

Record yourself talk. And most of all believe that you can talk well - it is all mentality.

However for my part - i did lose some parts. English is my first language - I speak better french than yoruba and mein French is not good at all - ya dig?

Practice is the best thing , There was a time i wanted to build the strength in my voice so i remember what an orator did. He put stones in his mouth, went to a beach and tried to talk clearly above the crashing and roaring of the oceans.
Well you want a clear voice , and i hope you are not feeling insecure cos of your accent. That would be ridiculous cos everybody has an accent - The English Welsh and Cockney one is the worst - believe me. Practice.

And if your boyfriend dumps you cos of your fluency then he is an idiot.

Sunday ameh - u be PH guy abi? just three questions

1) na yoruba girl?
2) na unilag girl?
3) where u meet am?

I already have one , thanks though and i pray it remains so for eternity.

I thot mine was bad - a friend of mine who has a boyfriend is stressing that she wants to show me her various nighties for the next 3 nights, I was tempted then thot what if some body does that to my chic, ol boi na run i dey run!! My own na run nigga run.

I laff at those misyarning. Wey my waffi boyz at? I had my sexual initiation at age 7 - so fvck y'all going on hard on this girl. Yeah she shudnt have done it but it has happened. do y'all think it is easy for her to post such!!

helovesme

the unilag sentence wasnt aimed at you - i put in brackets as an 'off the statement' yarn. Please never take him for granted. Believe me a lot of girls do that to guys who take care of them like this. What happens when he doesnt have that job? What happens when he cant do this for you?

I can understand those feeling you are in it for the materialistic part. I can understand yours as well when you say it is a sign of his love for you. True every guy loves to do stuff for his girl.

Advice - do not boast about this guy to your friends. Some will scheme to take him away from you. I used to think it is paranoia but experience has taught me. Enjoy but this is life - In an ideal world, I would say throw your house open, invite everybody to see the goodness. But now hold back - hold back. Already even on NL where peeps dont know you - some have cursed you.

About showing him how much you love him - a simple hug and 'i love you' might suffice. I always feel at peace when my girl looks into my eyes, pecks my forehead and says those three words. Any other stress disappears.

about the three questions - if you truly dont know what 'play away from home' means - forget i asked. It is best you dont know.

I posted after reading the first post and now that I have read the entire thread.

i) helovesme - i see your userID is based on your boyfriend

ii) i still stand by my post. There is an advice about preaching good news.

Just saw your post. What do you expect - How much does the average Nigerian live on? The man is spending a small fortune on you. In Proverbs there is a verse about a man cursing his neighbour cos he greeted him 'Good Morning' too loudly in the morning.

They have reason to doubt you - cos it is observed that those that front like big boys and girls are just pushers (UNILAG girls una own too much!!) and are fake. The real big boys and girls dont show ish - they dont boast ish. They dont need to prove anything.

Anyways my sisters always tell me I overpreach. I got 3 things from your post.

Do you love him back or are you feeling you are taking him for granted?

Do you want to play away from home?

Do you feel you are not worthy of this?

Even if this was true - you shud not post this. This shows a sign of insecurity and lack of maturity!!

All you had to say was you had a man who was and is very good to you and how would you thank him.

Learn and my advice is ask the mods to delete this thread.

Send me your number via PM , I assure you I will take it seriously, one other thing - if a man wants you - it is best to bring open heaven or daily bread and give it to him ,

why you hating on us - what dont break a nigga make a nigga - u feel me?

4 years - mehn I feel you. However it is communication that will help you. However if the girl no want you - say goodbye.

It is not going to be easy - Not to forget who says you wont find an upgrade during 4 years,

**shakes head**

somebody gat issues , u a batty boi?

Never grew up with a maid , Using any maid or man below 18 is child labour and should be stopped. It is wrong plain wrong.

Nigerian Banks are backwards compared to their counter parts in the Western World. Before I came back to Nigeria I had never used a cheque book!! YES NEVER!! All I needed to do even with ordinary 20 dollars or 5 pounds in my account, walk into their with my bank card - they look up my account - ask me to sign in some places and give me the money even though it is one pound withdrawal. Nigerian BANKS!! CHEII!! To withdraw na to use cheque books - cheque books - even if na ordinary 400 naira!! I wasnt impressed!! NOT AT ALL!!!

Secondly their offices and staff - I have never seen a more disgusting industry with their attitude to customers, Sorry bankers - if you dont retain customers emmm - how you gonna make money. Lets forget the hidden charges and exorbitant interest rates, Lets forget you have no sense of information security. I mean I walk into a bank and everyone and their mama - including the security guy knows how much I earn - all because I asked for a full statement of account (this one na anoda stori) - you think my security instincts wont go off - you think I will return to that branch - AM I MAD? Of course I moved all the money to another account!!

Thirdly the way they treat their staff - Some banks are good - Some are horrible - ACCESS!! CHEI!! Now what is annoying is that this bloody staff now take out on the customers. And I still dont understand why bankers finish work at 8 consistently!! I dont get it!! Marketing has gotten so bad - Nowadays when you see a fine lady and she says she is a marketer for a bank - your mind automatically thinks - o o!! - I have had some - married, even pregnant (telling me I can spank her from front or back) - throw themselves!! WHY!! You dont need to get that immoral to sell your stuff unless you are trying to chase one aristo and even then most aristos say they dont really the girl to!!

Fourth - This is one of the threads where I have seen a banker in their 'attempt' to defend their industry - make a bigger idiot of the issues. If one person tells you your house is on fire - you can call them a liar - However when 100 peeps tell you and you are still in the house calling them a liar - you know what you are!!

Thanks - Rant over,

If he was serious he would stop drinking.

From my own experience, if you dont treat them like that they will take you for granted. That is my current experience with my GF and I am looking at her and shaking my head.

the thing that pisses me off - is dat no be the guy wey give them the credit card they go call - na other peeps!! Girls sef!!

** Looks at stomach and pats it **

Girls, Y'all shud make up your mind - i was slim before then y'all told me to big up!! I bigged up - maybe i overdid - well yeah i overdid it,

But still make up your minds!!

for him to tell you - nothing go happen.