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TV/Movies › Re: BBTitans: I Am A Sex Addict - Jaypee by Dshocker(m): 2:46pm On Jan 21, 2023
Gawd air-pus-O
Politics › Re: Why Peter Obi Decided To Campaign Specially In KAFANCHAN. by Dshocker(m): 2:39pm On Jan 21, 2023
Moh247:
cool



Looking at how modern Ibos behave, what Lord Lugard reports wrote about Ibos to the house of Lords, Sarduna's BBC interview, Ijaw and Ikwere Leaders rejection of Eastern region.

Its easy to see why

These are the same people with the OSU caste system

Suddenly you need a vote for Ibo Presidency in Incompetent Obi

You come to SouthWest tell Yorubas they are Yoruba christian and Yoruba Muslim

You go to Kaduna and tell them South and Northern Kaduna are enemies

Use pictures of grieving people who lost relatives to insecurity for mere Politics

Funny enough cowards among them would never see anything wrong, they would like the post and silently disappear



.
Illiteracy is not just a disease, but also a curse.
Politics › Re: Blind Woman Joins The Campaign Train To Receive Peter Obi In Jos by Dshocker(m): 10:10pm On Jan 20, 2023
Even the blind can see it
Romance › Re: Any Guy That Plays Candy Crush Is Gay. by Dshocker(m): 10:06pm On Jan 20, 2023
MaDaRa01:
Change my mind.

Any guy that plays Candy Crush and other related games is either a slay queen, a child or GAY.
Oya go call police
Romance › Re: Should I Hurry Up And Lose My Virignity? by Dshocker(m): 10:04pm On Jan 20, 2023
Eliza101:
You're not serious. cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin!!!! Do virgins make men aroused?
Virgins na better bush meat....
Romance › Re: How To Enjoy An Older Man Incredible Gbola (techniques & Tips)  digital Bimpe by Dshocker(m): 9:58pm On Jan 20, 2023
Wordsfrombimpe:
Yeah, kindly purchase the book or recommend it
I cover my Odogwu with the blood of Jesus

Romance › Re: How To Enjoy An Older Man Incredible Gbola (techniques & Tips)  digital Bimpe by Dshocker(m): 9:51pm On Jan 20, 2023
Wordsfrombimpe:
How To Enjoy An Older Man Incredible Gbola (Techniques & Tips)

 Digital Bimpe

This discreet ebook will teach you how to give him freaky MouthAction & make him scream your name in bed.

What do you think of having sex with an older man? Perhaps you’re intrigued or maybe even disgusted.

Both are common opinions. If you have already had sex with an older man, you might appreciate what he brings to the table (or bed). And if you’re willing to give it a shot, you might be pleasantly surprised or even learn something about yourself.

https://store.okadabooks.com/book/about/how_to_enjoy_an_older_man_incredible_gbola_techniques_tips/51618
Ha...

Bimpe you are going to hell fire

Romance › Re: Should I Hurry Up And Lose My Virignity? by Dshocker(m): 9:44pm On Jan 20, 2023
Eliza101:
I need your help please, I am a 26 year old female virgin, who is ready to lose her virginity. What am I waiting for?? ....
Once you get to the airport, take a taxi to cele express, if you get there, take a bike or keke coming to Ago palace road, drop at Green Field Estate, then call me.

Do not disappoint me!

Celebrities › Re: Esther Nwachukwu: Married Men Are Sweeter Than Single Men by Dshocker(m): 9:39pm On Jan 20, 2023
Na only Aboki dey fit buy iron condemn
Romance › Re: Is It Bad To Have Sex With Just One Man In Your Entire Life? by Dshocker(m): 9:32pm On Jan 20, 2023
Eliza101:
Hello everybody , I am a 26 year old female who is from the United states, I have always thought about something that's been bothering me lately , as you can guess by the title, I am a virgin and I have been feeling Hot lately, which I believe I am ready for sex. However, I don't want to be in a committed relationship, I just want to have at least four different boyfriends and have someone/people to be romantic with someone to share intimacy with and to have sex ( just have fun with).

But then again, another side of me is saying , I should wait until marriage before losing my virginity. But even though it is seen as a good thing since purity is valued, a part of me is saying why would a woman wait until marriage before having sex or only have sex with just one man in her entire life. I just think that's boring, at least sleep with two men and even if I wait until marriage before having sex , what if , my future husband ends up divorcing me, what if we separate. what if he ends up running away..... Moreover ,because I'm a virgin, I just feel like I'm missing out, I think I should enjoy my youth/young age , because of course when I get older ( age 40 or over) I will not be or as sexually attractive anymore. At this age of mine, quite a lot of me have told me I'm beautiful, which is something I should take advantage of since beauty fades.

More importantly , I feel as though if a woman sleeps with as many men as she can , I look at that as an accomplishment, like she is very beautiful and attractive. Life should be enjoyed, right? , and I think sex is one of those things, of course I will not sleep with hundreds of different men, but at least 10 and have sex at least twice a month and if I really enjoy it maybe like 1-3 times a week.

I know sex for a man is different , compared to a woman, because men can have sex with a woman without feeling emotionally attached to her, and men have a much higher sex drive than women. As well as this, if I do lose my virginity through pre-marital sex , I think I'm going to be clingy to this specific man generally speaking , I will be too attached to the person. Which is something , I won't like, but I won't be able to help it...and if the man stops speaking to me all of sudden or ignores my text messages , I think that's going to hurt me , which would be strange because even though I will sleep with another man , I feel like I'm going to be so attached to this person because he lost my virginity.

What do you all think , do you think I should just lose my virginity already and have fun or wait until marriage, and to all the men out there what do you make of virgins? and what if you were to find a woman you loved and she told you she wasn't a virgin (didn't have any pre-marital sex) and then you got married and then as soon as you slept with her , you found out she was a virgin ( because you know, blood came out of her...) , what would you make of such a person, the fact she told you she wasn't a virgin, but indeed is. Would you dislike her for lying.

We only live once , so why would a woman just have sex with just one man in her entire life, I know when I get married , I wouldn't want to sleep with other men but my husband, so the fact I am not married, still single , why not be in a open relationship and have sex?, and to tell you the truth, I know three men who have told me they would have sex with me, because I am beautiful and attractive, but the thing is these people think I am not a virgin... Of course I have to use contraceptive and he has to use a condom , so I don't get pregnant.....etc

I want to have sex , but at the same time , I'm so nervous, I am aware there are women out there who have lost their virginity as young as 16, and I don't know why , but compared to them (those teenage non-virgin females) I feel immature, I'm ashamed of myself, I feel ugly even though I have been told I'm beautiful and I think being in an open relationship will make me feel beautiful and sexy, I think it's special when a woman is desired by men especially if it by a lot of men, and to have several men tell me they would have sex with me , is such a compliment, it makes me feel happy inside.

Guys, help me out , what do you think is the right thing for me to do. I don't want to die as a virgin. I want opinions from both male and females .
Haaaa!

Uwa Nmebi.

Anyways; in America you guys end up eating chemically engineered food, making the men have semi hard dick.

If you want to enjoy sex, you have to come down to Nigeria, where you can find iron hard dick that will give you strong orgasm that can cripple you grin grin grin

Romance › Re: Why Are Girls Naturally Stupid by Dshocker(m): 8:40pm On Jan 20, 2023
JackDaAlienz:
I swear if she comes back to beg me, I will use machete and pursue her out of my house.

Somebody want to be serious with you and you are busy listening to your bestie.
I swear some women are just naturally stipid
Brada why you dey para, she no want be say she no want, move on and stop crying like a baby.

Politics › Re: Anambra State Government Intensifies War Against Agberos (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 7:56pm On Jan 20, 2023
Wahala wahala wahala
Romance › Re: Office Romance Gone Wrong by Dshocker(m): 7:15pm On Jan 20, 2023
ChizzyBuna:
I slept with a girl that works as a cleaner in our company. She is young and good looking
We have had romance for couple months.
Until we stopped for a while

On Tuesday, my boss employed a girl to replace me as I was promoted.
My job was to show the new girl around and teach her how things are done.
This made me and the new girl spend time together.

Now the cleaner girl is acting all jealous
She refuses to clean the girls office
She even went far by dumping some dirt On her office door out of jealousy
How should I solve this matter before she expose our flings with my boss.
I feel she might want to get me fired..
Cleaner go soon clean your bumbum...

You for even sleep with gateman pikin join am sef..
Politics › Re: Keyamo, An Embarrassment To The Legal Profession - Atiku Campaign by Dshocker(m): 7:05pm On Jan 20, 2023
Very useless set of people
Politics › Re: Festus Keyamo Sues Atiku And Others by Dshocker(m): 7:01pm On Jan 20, 2023
Timmi:
Yes America does plea bargain but not for drug cases. Learn how to read and comprehend before opening your mouth wide as if you are in a new yam festival
Rest in Jesus name
Politics › Re: Festus Keyamo Sues Atiku And Others by Dshocker(m): 5:34pm On Jan 20, 2023
Wipper7000:
Did you live in America? Talking thrash like people in the Beer parlor. Was Tinubu indicted? You dont even know how the Law works in America. America will do a Plea Bargain for drugs?, Joke of the century
Guy stop embarrassing yourself.

America does plea bargain young man.
Politics › Re: SKB Ogbuagu, PDP Chairman Slumps And Dies During Campaign In Enugu by Dshocker(m): 4:24pm On Jan 20, 2023
R.I.P to him, may God grant the family strength to bear the loss.

Now; let the family return every money he stole from Nigerians while holding that position, else, there is no peace for the wicked.
Crime › Re: Rivers Police Raid Baby Factories, Rescue Pregnant Teenagers And Women by Dshocker(m): 4:11pm On Jan 20, 2023
Patrioticbreed9:
Yeah they are both under KELGA.

Omuoko and omokiri never be OBALGA despite their proximity e come be omagwa.
Oga i don't understand you.

This should be the 17th month since you claim that detected cancer in you at the late stage.

And here you are still alive and posting.

Shey person wey get cancer for late stage up till now never suppose die?
Politics › Re: Senator Daduut Empowers Over 300 Widows, Youths In Plateau South by Dshocker(m): 4:00pm On Jan 20, 2023
Nigerian politician keep taking us for a ride, they keep stealing billions upon billions and come to the masses with crumbs.

As if we should be impressed over this tiny act.

I only blame Nigerians for not holding and asking those they elected how far, and for not knowing that they have the power to demand for their impeachment.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant Am I The Father? (picture) by Dshocker(m): 4:00pm On Jan 20, 2023
Wizzy13:
My girlfriend just woke me up this morning with this news telling me she is pregnant for me
Am just laughing
Mind you the last time we had sex was 2months ago and she saw her period as of December

Now she is plotting to put this on my head
I will make her understand that i know she was cheating all this while

See our chats below
What should i do now
OP you need to come up with something better, obviously the chat i am reading was written by you..... You can do better, by adding an angry reaction when you asked your supposed gir who was is the owner of the pregnancy.


Oga if you be yahoo boy, your client go quick catch you.
Politics › Re: Festus Keyamo Sues Atiku And Others by Dshocker(m): 3:53pm On Jan 20, 2023
seunmsg:
This is the right thing to do. Those who think there is a valid case of corruption or drug dealing against Tinubu should also approach the court instead of engaging in social media trial.

Keyamo has put his money where his mouth his. He has proven that he’s not an empty chest beater and a social media noisemaker. The ball is now in the court of Atiku and PDP to respond appropriately. Kudos, Mr. Keyamo. Na man you be.
Oga calm down.

Tinubu was convicted of drug offence, but had a plea bargain and the case was close.

Obviously he has no case with the American government, but he already has a history of drug dealings.

In America, Tinubu cannot and will never be allowed into public office or join any of their security forces, both military and paramilitary.
Properties › Re: Whose Duty Is It? The Landlord Or The Tenants? by Dshocker(m): 3:49pm On Jan 20, 2023
Enemyofpeace:
Help us solve this matter. Who should buy the pumping machine?
Of course it is the landlord, but if it develops fault, all the tenant will contribute money to fix it.

And in a situation where they can't fix it, the landlord brings half of the money, while the tenants brings the remaining half.
Romance › Re: My Father Was Among The Thieves Burnt In delta by Dshocker(m): 3:15pm On Jan 20, 2023
UmbrateethO4:
https://www.nairaland.com/5444845/2-thieves-burnt-death-delta


My father was one of them.
I am now homeless and need help.
Help me nairalanders, I don't want to die like my papa

Umbrateeth04 is my name
The thieves that were killed, are young boys.

How come your father was amongst them?

You scammers looking for whom to rip.
Romance › Re: Some Men Will Never Knack Their Wives The Number Of Times Her Ex Knacked Her by Dshocker(m): 3:04pm On Jan 20, 2023
davillian:
I can remember 2 girls
That thier husband can't break my record
Then was in my early 20s
I think we did a total of 15 rounds Friday Saturday Sunday.
We do at least 50 rounds per month for 3years....
Fear De catch me to do the maths
Congratulations, you just won the title of "greatest liar of all time".

Congratulations once more.

Romance › Re: Some Men Will Never Knack Their Wives The Number Of Times Her Ex Knacked Her by Dshocker(m): 3:01pm On Jan 20, 2023
luizpippo:
If i done shine my ex Congo like 100 times, her husband in the same span has not gotten the Congo up to 10 times.
You lie without season, haba.

Romance › Re: Some Men Will Never Knack Their Wives The Number Of Times Her Ex Knacked Her by Dshocker(m): 2:59pm On Jan 20, 2023
Ikennaford:
There was a girl I had sex with like 50 times in a week for over 2 year's, I Swear, ain't proud of it, but what op said is true, no man can fucckk her the way I did or how many times we did it,,,,
My gawd, men can lie....

Politics › Re: PDP Is Owing Me ₦30 Million - Deji Adeyanju by Dshocker(m): 2:31pm On Jan 20, 2023
Deji you are lying...
Politics › Re: 2023: Nigerians Will Regret For 20 Years If Tinubu Loses – Adamu Garba by Dshocker(m): 2:23pm On Jan 20, 2023
Adamu mumu na God go punish you.

You and other evil political elites wants to keep riding Nigerians for a fool, enough is enough.

What else do these evil and wicked elements want again?.... Each of them have stolen over $1b and we the masses are at the receiving end.

Nothing seems to be working in the country, the same Bola Tinubu that helped foster Buhari on us and we are yet to recover, now wants to bring another devil that will continue from where Buhari stopped.

We have had enough.
Romance › Re: Romancing A Stranger In A Bus by Dshocker(m): 2:21pm On Jan 20, 2023
Isabi4lov:
Like you grin grin

Romance › Re: I Left Her At The Eatery Were We Went To Have Dinner, Was I Wrong. by Dshocker(m): 2:13pm On Jan 20, 2023
Breeze111:
So a quick one, a friend of mine told me this morning what happened between him and his suppose girl friend...
There is babe I ask out four years to be my girl, then we were still much younger, she told me plain and clear that she can't and I ask why.. She was straight forward with me, she told me I had no money, no car and she is not my level, like small girl wai I senior ooh but almost the same age grade and we grow up together.
I felt bad but sincerely I forgot about the all thing, as years passes by God help me I got a small camry muscle car, got my shop rented a nice place, to cut the story short late last year December this same babe started bothering me that we should link up, so we meet, I spend money carry her go out from there we enter house I knack, since then me start they dodge her, she kept bothering me, so yesterday I was less busy I told her we should link up, so we meet, we bought food and stuff, as we were having our good time i decided to ask her a simple question "hey babe am mature now and would what to settle down, if I decide to go on a serious relationship with you what can you offer, omo babe say her time and her body I just week stand up go pay for the stuff leave her there, she was shock and has been calling me since I refuse to pink...did I do wrong leaving her there??
If na evening class, make you try enroll, e get why.
Romance › Re: Romancing A Stranger In A Bus by Dshocker(m): 1:42pm On Jan 20, 2023
Isabi4lov:
Who knows he might be here seeing this wink
All liars will go to hell fire...
Romance › Re: Romancing A Stranger In A Bus by Dshocker(m): 1:36pm On Jan 20, 2023
Goodlady:
You lack respect!
This is what I ll do to you if you quote me again
Please do, and if you don't, you will be crushed in the next 7 market days.

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