₦airaland Forum

Can you imagine...

Grandfather of corruption said he will eliminate corruption, isn't that amazing and funny?

Nigerians need to wake up.

AfahaAbia:
It's very common in the South East of country. Some even ejaculate on ladies prizing items at Onitsha market

Your statement shows you've drank Brukutu this morning and it is now messing with your head...

Isabi4lov:
Sexual harassment is not limited to a particular skin color, you guys should learn how to control your urges , if I had created a scene this morning, he won't be himself for the rest of the day .

You didn't create a scene, but you come online to create a scene.

KingDash:
My friend once banged a chick when both of them were traveling to the east, the didn’t even know themselves but they had sex in the bus...

Jesu christy, why?

Even Devil is amazed over this lie.

Goodlady:
Some men act like goat kids. They can fantasize and initiate sex anywhere.
Back in uni, I always avoid queueing Infront of males cos they always appear to be having erection that shook me from behind.
Why?
Cos one actually did that to me to the extent that his black trouser has patches of liquid that look like he's ejaculating. We were to collect something from admin that day. The embarrassment he got was out of this world cos when I complained and people noticed him, the erection was so noticeable and the liquid patches on his trouser come seal his fate.

This is 2023, can you please stop lying!

Why didn't he do it when he was a governor.... Nigerians need to wake up.

Atiku and Tinubu despite being wealthy, but are not fulfilled with their lives, because the money they made was not pure nor genuine.

blazesam:
You are the prettiest, down-to-earth and genuine woman I've ever known Mdoom. You’ve revised the old maxim that love can only be felt, not seen. But I’ve not only felt love, but I’ve seen it numerous times, I love you exactly as you are, with no pretensions, even from afar. And it’s the most incredible thing I’ve ever seen!
On this note I wish to let you know that, I can't thank you enough for being my very own woman and being there for me. I promise to love you at every moment, each day, and each year. I'm grateful to have you in my life, and even though we've had minor disagreements in the past, we're always looking forward to a brighter future—Happy birthday, my angel, Mdoom......

Our unborn child will be named after your late mum. That my first wish.

Bros but you are yet to marry her naaa.

Go and pay her bride price.

Basalt:
I was talking with a friend about this topic last week, and he passionately opposed marrying a Nigerian woman and taking her to a western country, arguing that she would become accustomed to western culture and use the law against him.
He cited the experience of his uncle who selected a young girl from the village, brushed her up, and trained her in a nursing program in America, after getting  lucrative job in the USA, she entirely changed from the person he knew previously. 
The guy is a womanizer though, and I suspect that might be the reason why he doesn't want to bring his wife over because no woman would tolerate that abroad.
I would like to hear your opinion about this topic.
Though I am always in support of living with my wife wherever we decide to stay when I marry.

*....For peace of mind, leave her in Nigeria

*.... For vuwulence, bring her abroad


Funny enough, if you leave your wife here, boys will help you and be changing oil.

So choose your poison carefully

Both of you look like someone that just came out of rehab.

Rubbish and ingredient, una dey do who fine pass at this age.

Oga na who get money fine pass.

melonsgroup:
I bought it
brown new with carton sincee 2016

Ok, i guess it has expired

melonsgroup:
My Glass-Top Stove Suddenly Shatters When Not In Use, Shards Fly 5 Metres Into the corridor..
I was in the room when I heard a loud crack from the kitchen due to the tempered glass spontaneously shattering, which sent shards flying five metres away into the corridor.

The glass continued cracking for about 30 minutes until it was fully shattered. I have not used this stove for about a month plus. so the surface was not hot..
Please what could be the cause of this.

Did you buy it as tokunbo or Nigerian used?

Because from what i am seeing, it looks 2yrs old

Original one goes from 50k upwards, and you will notice the difference when using it compared to China made, it barely stains your pot and the fire is pure blue.

ahnie:
Chicken republic sells this same combo for #500’
I would post pics when m less busy

Shey you dey whine yourself...

Chicken Republic's promo food called "Refill" is sold for N900 and full package is N1,350

I don't know where you are buying the N500 rice and chicken, check well ooO, make e no be vulture you dey chop

Jennyclay:
Ehhya.. Zonefree colleague.

You don't even have money to ordinary fish not to talk of chicken. See how malnourished the food looks.

May God Help you struggling men.

Men in general are doing well than women in quote, so i think you should pity more for your gender than it is.

Lolachef:
And may all u prayed for today be null.

I no understand you, you dey talk one thing, but dey do anything.

You rejected and prayed to God that man should be removed out of earth and i made a prayer point towards your direction and you are turning it down.

90% of hookup, ashawo, or runs girls dey go babalawo house

No doubt sex is sweet, but i am more particular with whom i do it with.... It been like 3yrs

God in heaven knows i cannot and will never patronise these girls no matter how seductive and beautiful they look.

Lolachef:
Waiting for u at the junction

You really need to stay away from men and if you are married, i urge or pray you divorce him, and if you are in a relationship or single, may you break up and no man will ever locate you.

I think this prayer point will make peace reign in your life, amen.

Lolachef:
I wish they can remove men from the midst of we women

E no hard, just relocate go wilderness...

Atiku has done his worst, just make Wike look guilty of the attack...

Godwin Emefiele financial policies be like primary 2 student own.

That man has no business in the financial sector.

From accidental hope to renewed hope, like we are fools.

This is the same Seyi that flys in prostitute around the world into the UK and pay them £50,000 - £100,000

olasaad:
I like Seyi for working tirelessly for his father's victory. Where are Peter Obi and Atiku numerous children

Peter Obi's son is engrossed with humanitarian affairs around the world, he has no time or cares about his father's wealth.

That is to show you the type of father Peter Obi is.

Na sentiment and tribalism be your major problem.

Table the 3 candidate in a world stage and see who the world would choose based on merit.

Stop deceiving yourself.

This is not Emeka Offor

Preshieben:

Uncle, the reason our friendship is even getting stronger is because we haven't seen each other private part before...

A guy can be friends with a girl without sleeping with her please.

Blood of Jesus

I hope Reno Omokri can see this...

SILVERLINES:


On a very serious note I knew a palm wine tapper who did bought lands everywhere in our community, build better houses and trained his seven children through the university. Sometimes it's not about what we do, it's the blessings we carry

My this has nothing to do with blessings, truth is that the current generation lacks the spirit of savings, we spend it all as the money comes.

Before you know it, they will say the business is useless and not profitable or one uncle was the cause as to why they couldn't make anything out of it.

Thisis2raw:
Whoever believes that story that tapping palm wine, built him that house and bought him GLE is slow.

If this is your mindset, am sorry to tell you that you can't make it in business.

Even an okada man that has strong culture of savings and dedicated to it can save N5m-N10m a year.

The problem of the current youths is that, they are lazy, lack the spirit of savings and want quick money.

A gallon is 8k by 50 is 400k my guy, so why can't he buy the car and build the house in a business he has been doing for over 15yrs, haba.

Lionmachala:
. Unbelievable

Na wetin igbos take pass other tribes when it comes to business.

U dey here dey shout na lie, when he has told you he sell 8k for a gallon by 50, that is 400k in a day.

Srredkita:
Which kind lie be this..

Over possible my guy.

Wetin dey kill so many youths this days is that, they lack spirit of saving.

There are people that earns 30k per month, yet they are building a house.

An okada can save N5m in a year if he has strong spirit of saving.

The youth of this days are waiting until they hit it big at once before they will know they have made it.

Everybody don mumu at some point for this life shaaa

lovediehatelive:
In the past, what we hear about is people fainting, and after pouring them water, they wake up. Fainting then was so rare.

I remember back then someone was motivating students in a tertiary institution that they shouldn't give up, even if school is hard, there's no way they can just slump and die.

That was many years ago, But can he say that today?


Today, someone will just go to the kitchen to cook, next thing is slump and die.

Someone will go to bath, next thing is slump and die;

Someone will be walking, next thing is slump and die;

Someone will be on the pulpit preaching, next thing is slump and die;

Someone will be jogging, next thing is slump and die;

Someone will be playing football, next thing is slump and die.

There are many other scenarios that calls for concern.

This wasn't like this in the past.

What is wrong?

Economic situation has forced people to over think and over work, putting them under pressure with high blood pressure, which results to bad health.