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Politics › Re: Tinubu Not Enjoying Enough Support From Buhari As Expected — APC Chieftain by Dshocker(m): 7:54am On Jan 24, 2023
Splitmind:
Don't worry I fully expect president Buhari to use military powers to secure the divine and holy mandate of Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu Insha-Allah.
Just look at you, at what age will you get, before you start thinking right like a human being.

You think the president was a fool for signing the electoral act and inec introduction BVAS?
Health › Re: I am Scared O, Have Learnt My Lesson, No More Skin To Skin by Dshocker(m): 7:16am On Jan 24, 2023
UrVillagePpl:
Masturbation brings delay.
Desist from it
And having premarital sex doesn't bring delay?

U guys are funny
Health › Re: I am Scared O, Have Learnt My Lesson, No More Skin To Skin by Dshocker(m): 7:07am On Jan 24, 2023
Ayodeoba:
na hook up,I was having issues with my babe that week
Hookup allowed you sleep with her without protection...

Yesterday i was with my friend that came back from Switzerland in December last month.

The hotel where we hanged out yesterday, there were pretty girls, not just ordinary hookup girls, these are epitome of beauties.

He offered to pay a girl for me, but i rejected.

Bros no be mouth, i don't sleep with anyhow girl and its been like 5yrs i laid with any girl.
Health › Re: I am Scared O, Have Learnt My Lesson, No More Skin To Skin by Dshocker(m): 6:53am On Jan 24, 2023
[quote author=Ayodeoba post=120312977][/quote]Na die you dey like this.....

Research on how to get a good Agbo seller.

Not the ones that hawks oooO, if you are in Lagos, i can give you the number of a good Agbo seller.

But you have to travel down to Igando to meet the woman, she doesn't understand English.
Health › Re: I Woke Up This Morning To See This On My Skin:photo Attached by Dshocker(m): 5:16am On Jan 24, 2023
Pierocash:
It is witchcraft mark. This mark often depicts that you are under spiritual siege

It is also a sign of spirit wife


Don't listen to those spiritual dummies that will soon land to tell you to ignore. Go for deliverance
Haba, your mentality is so nauseating

Politics › Re: Narcotic Forfeiture: PDP Seeks Court Order To Declare Tinubu Ineligible by Dshocker(m): 5:04am On Jan 24, 2023
In America or Europe, if you have a past of drug related dealings, you can't be allowed to run for any public position.

Apart from that, Tinubu is too old and corrupt, i see no reason why sane beings are rooting for him.
Celebrities › Re: Iyabo Ojo Unfollows Comedian Princess After Leaking Their Chat On Halima Abubaka by Dshocker(m): 4:58am On Jan 24, 2023
seunfly:
Chair woman of dirty things both home and abroad Dubai potty party especially. Her daughter is also into it.
How you take know say her daughter dey into the thing
Celebrities › Re: Iyabo Ojo Unfollows Comedian Princess After Leaking Their Chat On Halima Abubaka by Dshocker(m): 4:48am On Jan 24, 2023
tabaralph:
She recruited her daughter self for sulaiman…fact from reliable sources.
You don start.
Celebrities › Re: Iyabo Ojo Unfollows Comedian Princess After Leaking Their Chat On Halima Abubaka by Dshocker(m): 4:44am On Jan 24, 2023
We4all:
Iyabo ojo is a drama queen. Although I kinda like her but Paulo should be careful. I am convinced she used Paulo's daughter to get him to date her.

Here is my theory: Paulo's unstable daughter is friends with Iyabo's daughter because she sees Priscilla as a big celebrity and wants to measure up. She can't and this makes her feel insecure. Iyabo steps in to groom her and in the process meets with her father. The rest is history!
Pauloo daughter dey unstable?
Family › Re: After Being Single For Soo Long, Im Now Scared Of Getting Married. Please Help!! by Dshocker(m): 4:36am On Jan 24, 2023
EriMma1:
This may sound weird but it's my situation now.

I have been a single and independent lady for a very long time. Though I really looked forward to settling down in my 20s and thirties but because I was the over careful type, I couldn't as I kept being picky due to men's character and behavior.

Fast-forward to my lat 30s, I began to lose interest and started getting more comfortable as a single. The upheavals in today's marriage also got to me. As in the way marriages are packing up, the cheating aspect, abuse and domestic violence in marriages all further affected me and changed my whole perception of the union called marriage. So I unconsciously resolved to remain single as long as I'm happy, comfortable and financially independent.

Some of the reasons I also made up my mind are.
As a single, Im very much at peace, with no one dictating what and when I should do things or get out of bed. I love my bed.
No one is body shaming me when I add on some pounds due to excessive eating and no one is questioning my eating habits as its sometimes the case with some married women. Also running errands when you don't feel up to it just because hubby wants you to do it. Some men can send their wife on errand like crazy and me I hate running errands. angry

No one is disturbing me when I need time alone which could last for hours. I love my space and privacy. So the thought of having to give up all that scares the hell out of me.

Now, back to the matter.

Recently, some close spiritual leaders in my denomination have been trying to match make me with a single pastor and that one too is shining teeth that he has seen a jimjim sister. When they now openly mentioned it yesterday with the said man around and he too was nodding and agreeing to the proposal, it dawned on me that these people are not joking. When I got home, i sank into my comfy space and began to fret. I mean... The thought of giving up all that freedom is just so scary. I suddenly discovered that marriage no longer excites me and my inner self was fighting it.
Also, the thought of carrying pregnancy for nine months with all the stress of looking after babies, tending toddlers ( poo poo) and that motherhood life made me sick instantly. The thought of joggling my job with family life gave me the chills. I see how my married mates struggle with this. Huh. Men...

I don't know. I don't feel cool about this cos it makes me feel like I'm about to be put in a cage and everything about me is going to change.

Now, before you talk about me not loving the man, I think I fancy him and can love him cos he looks so much like my ex of years ago. So that is out of the question. He is a happening lovable man but....... I no longer feel excited about marriage. at least, from what played out yesterday.

Do I need any form of therapy cos my family won't hear of it but this is my situation now ooo... Hmmm
Madam we don hear, oya remain single for the rest of your life naaa.

You think you are doing me, you are doing yourself.
Romance › Re: How Can A Guy Date A Hot Girl That Snubs A Lot? by Dshocker(m): 1:26pm On Jan 23, 2023
Berrityga:
The only thing you need bro is money. Girls smell money even from the way you chat. Secondly you no get vibes. Try asking her out to the movies or a sit out. Girls answer to people ready and willing to splash the cash. This weekend alone I carry three different girls right now the one that came this morning is cooking coconut rice with goat meat and I will eat that puszy till day break. I hardly even chat girls up. Is either let's go out or come to my place I chat about thats the guy with money vibes. Grow up go and hustle.
Yahoo boy no forget say your money go soon finish, that time na amala wey dem carry for head dey waka you go begin chop and even omo lata pikin no go gree answer you again.
Romance › Re: How Can A Guy Date A Hot Girl That Snubs A Lot? by Dshocker(m): 1:15pm On Jan 23, 2023
Tife270:
Some girls are very hot and attractive. The type of girls that turn heads , look angelic and spotless.
Most of these babes ignore texts / chats a lot according to my observation.

What can a guy do to get a hot babe?

Some these ladies reply messages with short a set like ‘Okay’ , ‘Yes’ , ‘No’ . What can a guy do to change this ?


N.B No insults please
Guy you suppose dey boxed up, cos maintaining her also comes on the high side.

I met one last year on the island, at Landmark Beach, she does nothing less than 3 star restaurants, while a meal goes from 20k-100k
Family › Re: Family Members Celebrate As Nigerian Woman Gives Birth To Twins After 20 Years by Dshocker(m): 11:58am On Jan 23, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:
IVF is doing the most. Thanks to science.
What if they cannot afford it...


Sometime in 2009 a woman in my area no born for like 15yrs of getting married.

Madam go pump belle, after 9 months, everybody celebrate the miracle, by 3 weeks police come arrest her for stolen baby from Owerri.

Crowd wey come witness the matter be like where Peter Obi come do campaign go reach 500,000
Family › Re: Family Members Celebrate As Nigerian Woman Gives Birth To Twins After 20 Years by Dshocker(m): 9:23am On Jan 23, 2023
[quote author= post=120299388]A Nigerian Woman, Nliam Amara Agbai, has given birth to a set of twins after 20 years of marriage.

A Family Member, Austin BenEmy Aliba, shared the good news in a Facebook Post, As Sighted By Four Days Ago.

"All I can say is THERE IS GOD (CHUKWUDI) After 20 years… God is the Greatest. Auntie m Nliam Amara Agabai. My dancing shoes are ready," he wrote.

See Photos And Reactions As Obtained By Below:[/quote]Growing up, there was a woman that was married for over 15yrs with no child.

All of a sudden, her stomach started to get big; meaning she was pumping in air into her stomach and everyone thought that she was pregnant, after 9 months she gave birth to twins.

About 3 weeks later, police and new crew came to arrest her, because the twin babies were stolen all the way from Imo State.
Celebrities › Re: Bambam Was Sexually Abused By A Nanny When She Was A Child by Dshocker(m): 8:57am On Jan 23, 2023
Indirectly, her nanny turned her into a lesbian...

Webmasters › Re: What Is Your Goal As A Blogger Or Webmaster In 2023 ? by Dshocker(m): 8:55am On Jan 23, 2023
Lemmy123:
Good morning Dshocker, good to know you want to go all out in March.

Please reach out to me to provide you with good content when the time is right. You can request for samples if you want to be further convinced. Thanks
Worry not.

My editor that put me through has worked with two top newspaper organisation in Nigeria.

Getting good content isn't my problem, anyways thanks you.
Music/Radio › Re: MURIC To NBC, Others: Ban Portable’s ‘Kuku Do Ritual' by Dshocker(m): 8:06am On Jan 23, 2023
Ogun State is the headquarters of ritual in West Africa.

So Portable encouraging it means, he is speaking to his brothers and sisters to step up their game and kill more.

No week passes, that we don't receive report of a mutilated body found somewhere in Ogun State
Food › Re: Meet My Low Budget Rice And Innocent Veggie Stew. by Dshocker(m): 8:03am On Jan 23, 2023
ahnie:
Guy rest....your pettiness sucks.
No hate intended.

Family › Re: Newly Married Lady Got Stuck In Sex With Another Man In School Caught By Husband by Dshocker(m): 3:01am On Jan 23, 2023
Modestanewsreel:
Can you allow someone to use your face and stage such thing?

The way some of you doubt the obvious eh?
This video was staged
Family › Re: Newly Married Lady Got Stuck In Sex With Another Man In School Caught By Husband by Dshocker(m): 2:59am On Jan 23, 2023
From all indications, i can categorically tell you that this video is fake and was acted just to draw traffic to the blog/channel.

Evidence

1... Their body language lacks the emotions

2.... An occurrence of such would have drawn over 1,000 visitors since its a student environment
Food › Re: Meet My Low Budget Rice And Innocent Veggie Stew. by Dshocker(m): 6:46pm On Jan 22, 2023
ahnie:
I love food,was craving it so I arranged it to satisfy my voracious appetite.
Ingredients used!
Sachet tomato
Ginger n garlic
Onion
Knoor culinary
Lil veggies
Meat
Groundnut oil
Benny
Salt
Buy new phone naaaa, the camera wey you dey use don tire
Celebrities › Re: Halima Abubakar Shows Evidence Of How She Dated Apostle Suleman by Dshocker(m): 6:07pm On Jan 22, 2023
She doesn't need to show or prove any evidence.

Provided it is a man of God God of man, they are all guilty.

Nigerian pastors are fond of sleep with almost all female members of his church business centre.
Politics › Re: PDP Asks NDLEA, EFCC To Arrest Tinubu For Drug Trafficking by Dshocker(m): 6:06pm On Jan 22, 2023
Forget, integrity matters so much in life.

I can swear with my generation that if Tinubu looks back and remembers his past, he would and can never be a happy or fulfilled man.

This past is hunting him right now.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Expecting Delivery Of 27 Fighter Jets, Attack Helicopters To Boost Fight by Dshocker(m): 3:46pm On Jan 22, 2023
They cannot and will never be able to maintain it, because we lack the culture.

Secondly, its an outdated jet that they will buy.
Agriculture › Re: Malleri: Gombe Community Ravaged By Hippos by Dshocker(m): 3:24pm On Jan 22, 2023
Bush meat dey come una farm land, una leave am
Celebrities › Re: I Was Pregnant 3 Times For Apostle Suleman - Halima Abubakar by Dshocker(m): 12:30pm On Jan 22, 2023
God1000:
Christian association of Nigeria CAN should as a matter of urgency suspend apostle Suleman for his numerous immoral behaviour.

Too many allegations of sexual indiscretion against him, and this is someone a lot of people listen to and call him servant of God.

The man is a big embarrassment to Christendom
Sorry, he is not a member...
Family › Re: My Pregnant Neighbour Has Been Restless Because She's Carrying Twin by Dshocker(m): 10:21pm On Jan 21, 2023
UnfairLife7:
My pregnant neighbour has been so restless and sick having discovered she's carry twin


This neighbour of mine is pregnant with 6 other kids. She has been finding it difficult to feed her family including her 6 children. Her husband is an electrician and plumber but he hasn't been getting job inorder to take care of his family. The children had been out of school for several years

I live with my aunt who's a widow. I saw my aunt stressed out yesterday and worried and i was wondering what could be the problem. She was the one who told me about the woman predicament. My aunt has emptied her little foodstuffs because of this woman and her children. My aunt is just a poor widow who's managing herself and kids but she can't stand the sight of this woman and her children hungry.

My aunt told me the woman's friend advice her to inject the pregnancy through abortion. She's six months gone and according to those her friends even nine months pregnancy can be aborted provided she has the money and her state of mind is willing to not forceful

According to her friends, they felt that's the best decision she could consider due to her condition. She cannot even feed the ones on ground, they are not going to school and she's still carry twin right in her womb. She hasn't gotten any baby things. It was my aunt that took her for antenatal when the pregnancy was in 4 months stage. She has been so confused on what to do. My aunt wasn't in support of it though, same time she doesn't have money to support her and her children.

Nigeria isn't saner climes where government support the less privileges. She will be having 8 children in total if she chose not to abort it. What will become the fate of these innocent children? How will she survive with these children in Nigeria? She fainted yesterday and was rushed to the hospital. It was confirmed that she has been thinking so much and she doesn't eat well. This has affected her health conditions.

Her family and that of the husband had been so helpful according to her and it has really taken a toll on them. She even lost one of her uncle who has been supportive. This woman is sad, she's broken and shattered into pieces. I'm even scared of her life because she's not getting good medical attention for her condition. She doesn't eat well for herself and the foetus. I'm even bothered about her life, I sincerely hope all what she's going through wouldn't tell on her on the day of delivery.

Please what's your advice for this woman and her family
My advice for you is this; involve the police, arrest both the man and his pregnant wife, for polluting the environment and endangering the society.
Travel › Re: Agbero Madness On The Road at night by Dshocker(m): 10:05pm On Jan 21, 2023
Sirseedorf:
What is the benefit of agbero to the state, the people and tthe country? Why do we have many agbero unit instead of our security forces.
Our truck was coming from Ogun state, park on getting to iyana isashi The drive did not stop because none of the unfortunate agbero stoped him, lo and behold one cursed agbero came from no where and smash the side mirror with a pipe, the driver had to reverse back to ask he had to smash the side mirror broken when nobody ask him to stop, then about five of them started confronting the Old man and assaulting him physically with the pipe in the their hand. and saying they have juju to avert curses, while the assault was going on I was inside the truck, because if I had came down and support baba, his beating would have been child play mine. Eventually I came down to beg them, talk to the driver and we moved on in pain and anger, but nothing's to be done our side mirror was broken, the driver and old man was beating and I feel helple

Igbo elerin, isashi and igando are there base, and anybody benefiting from agbero cursed money shall know no peace..
My brother i own trucks hauling container from the sea port, but the rate of those miscreants are so frustrating and tiring.

Lagos state is not good for anything transportation business.

A lot of jobless youths are on the road, obtaining monies from truckers.

It is sooo sad.
Celebrities › Re: Man Raises Alarm After Bobrisky Liked His Photos On Instagram (Photo) by Dshocker(m): 7:10pm On Jan 21, 2023
Stone to death
Family › Re: Mum Rejects Car Gift From Son, Questions His Source Of Wealth (Pix, Video) by Dshocker(m): 6:48pm On Jan 21, 2023
This is the way it ought to be, because most parents have thrown caution to the wind.

No woman/mother from Edo State will ever reject the gift, because na the parents dey beat their pikin to go do yahoo.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Elections 2023: The Allegations Against The Presidential Contenders -BBC by Dshocker(m): 3:36pm On Jan 21, 2023
Tinubu and Atiku has stolen over $20b each

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