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Politics › Re: Keyamo: Tinubu Already Speaking To Nigerians, Granting Interviews Not Compulsory by Dshocker(m): 1:30am On Oct 27, 2022
oyebanji44:
Even though ,he goes for the interview

No one can beat Tinubu intellectual camp he will definitely dislodge you ni.


very clever man
Who do you this thing, na suffer?
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Visits Emir Of Bauchi (Pictures) by Dshocker(m): 1:27am On Oct 27, 2022
Moh247:
cool



This reminds me of Ameachi that went to lick Emir of Katsina's yansh and even collected a paid tittle dressing like fake northerner

Where is Ameachi sef..

Anyways Naso Obi sef go disappear after he losses woefully


.
In elections, someone will win, while the rest will loose.

What you will know is that obi neither be the first or the last to win or lose in an election, it is not a do or die affair.
Education › Re: Rivers State University Bans Spaghetti Gown, Nose Rings, Tattoos, Ankle Chain by Dshocker(m): 1:21am On Oct 27, 2022
That ankle chain na him pain me pass...

Ashawo wo.
Politics › Re: INEC To Conduct Kogi, Bayelsa, Imo Governorship Elections On November 11, 2023 by Dshocker(m): 4:13am On Oct 26, 2022
I am 100% sure that the Imo state governor will not, and can never return for second term.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Infiltrators Working As Tailors, Mechanics, Carpenters In Abuja by Dshocker(m): 3:07am On Oct 26, 2022
If the DSS knows that they are into tailoring, carpentry and mechanic job, why not arrest them immediately, rather than tell Nigerians that this is what they do.

Or the DSS only said this, just to look relevant.
Celebrities › Re: Davido Introduces Chioma In Cleavage-Baring Dress To Ooni. Kemi Olunloye Reacts by Dshocker(m): 3:06pm On Oct 25, 2022
Romanoff:
One of the things I hate in a lady is the beezz that they just put outside for the whole world to see.

Unless you're breastfeeding in public, this is distasteful.
Na only you dey complain oooo, person wey get am and person wey dey manage am no complain.
Politics › Re: Atiku Blasts Tinubu Over Dubai Comment by Dshocker(m): 7:19am On Oct 25, 2022
grin grin Old man attack old man....

Atiku and Tinubu should rest IJN
Crime › Re: Man Beats His 2-Month-Old Baby In Imo, Breaks His Arm Leading To Amputation by Dshocker(m): 7:04am On Oct 25, 2022
They should examine that man properly, i am 100% sure he has mental problem...
Romance › Re: Young Nigerian Man Shows Off His Old German Sugar Mummy In Wheelchair (Video) by Dshocker(m): 7:02am On Oct 25, 2022
1Sharon:
He never said that in the video, don't defend him please.
Sharon you sure say no be your boyfriend be this....
Romance › Re: Young Nigerian Man Shows Off His Old German Sugar Mummy In Wheelchair (Video) by Dshocker(m): 12:31am On Oct 25, 2022
This guy might be a health care worker....
Crime › Re: CCTV Captures The Moment A Couple Stole N600k Naira Worth Of Wigs In Abuja (Vid) by Dshocker(m): 12:16am On Oct 25, 2022
So sad, an Instagram and Tik-tok slay queen has embarrassed her kindred.

It takes women millions of naira to look good, while a guy spends just a few bucks.
Food › Re: You Are Given Only One Option, Which Are You Taking Home With You? by Dshocker(m): 9:36pm On Oct 24, 2022
gloryhomemaker:
Happy weekend family,

These are my recent works and I want to check something. Giving only one option which of these delicacies are you okay to go home with?

Meanwhile, I have included the links below for those interested in replicating any of the recipes. They are easy to follow[b] Cook With Me[/b] steps.

Ogbono Soup
https://www.nairaland.com/7206686/how-cook-special-ogbono-soup

Egusi Soup
https://www.nairaland.com/7108228/way-make-rich-egusi-soup

Tomato Stew
https://www.nairaland.com/7124519/see-delicious-tomato-stew-grilled

Vegetable Soup
https://www.nairaland.com/7318669/how-cook-delicious-edikang-ikong-soup
How much did your husband give you for everything?
Politics › Re: Abuja: Police Begin Counter Terrorism Operation After US Warning Of Attacks by Dshocker(m):
Nigeria police is lacking 64yrs behind technology, so there is no way they can solve this puzzle that the Americans has hinted to them.

Imagine, a country over 10,000km away is giving us intelligence report, no be juju be that.

Just forget it, [color=#000000]Nigeria can never make it[/color].
Celebrities › Re: Don't Marry An Illiterate - Sandra Iheuwa Advises Single People by Dshocker(m): 8:54pm On Oct 24, 2022
LyfeJennings:
Abeg shey Jowizaza na the only child wey that man get
Jowizaza and an adopted boy, plus two sisters
Politics › Re: Court Document Shows Peter Obi Had No Hand In El-rufai's Arrest - Prnigeria by Dshocker(m): 4:24pm On Oct 24, 2022
lhordspy:
All this agege-backyard investigative journalism.


That doesnt still take away the fact that El'rufai will make sure peter never get more than 20 votes in Kaduna.

And we in turn will make sure he never get more than 200k votes in the entire north.
At least he will get up to or close to 200k votes abi?

But what i am assuring you, is that APC will not get up to 10 votes in the whole South East.
Celebrities › Re: Don't Marry An Illiterate - Sandra Iheuwa Advises Single People by Dshocker(m): 3:38pm On Oct 24, 2022
LyfeJennings:
He is a Nigerian
I suspect Jezco oil, that is jowizaza's father.
Politics › Re: Obi Condemns attack on Apostle Suleman, Mourns Victims by Dshocker(m): 2:41pm On Oct 24, 2022
Dem go hear word
Business › Re: Pos Transaction Problem by Dshocker(m): 2:37pm On Oct 24, 2022
yeddy99:
Make a complaint to access bank with proof of transaction.
You were just doing your business as a POS agent.
How were you to know that the customer was not the owner of the account he transferred from?
Where you see Access Bank?

Try dey read.

Business › Re: Pos Transaction Problem by Dshocker(m): 2:28pm On Oct 24, 2022
Nothing seems to be working in Nigeria....

If the OP had caused a pandemonium or threaten to burn the bank, trust me, they will take you serious and handle the issue swiftly.

The bank has her contact, let them call her or give you her contact.

OP if you no craze for 5mins inside the bank, omo your eyes go see shege and your money gone.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Penny Mordaunt Withdraws, Rishi Sunak To Be Announced UK PM by Dshocker(m): 2:27pm On Oct 24, 2022
The name Rishi Sunak sounds like an Indian name
Food › Re: How Much Is A Bag Of Rice Now In Your Area? Oseni Rufai Asks by Dshocker(m): 1:56pm On Oct 24, 2022
It quite unfortunate...
Family › Re: My Wife Twins Sister Moved To Our Apartment Of A Room And Parlour Self-contain by Dshocker(m): 1:46pm On Oct 24, 2022
wasuka14:
My wife Twins sister moved to our apartment of a room and parlour self-contain with her 4 kids after the demise of her husband without notice to me.

Honestly, I really need urgent advise as I can't have access to my apartment or to my wife again. As her twin sister moved in to my small apartment with her 4 kids and loads of clothes and some other luggages. Therefore, no single space left in my parlour to sit or leave again.

I am mentally stress with what am passing through now. For 2 weeks now, I can't sleep in a small house am managing with my wife and our 4 kids too.

The issue at hand is not even about apartment alone but also of feeding.
Now, before now, my wife used to manage 2500 to feed all of us for breakfast alone. But now, she barely manage 6000 every morning.
Thereby, increase daily expenses on food to like 14-16k daily depends on my pocket.
And the funny thing is that, both the sisters are not working so as to at least support with something.

For now, am managing to pass night in my shop, but twice in a day they will send my first child to my shop to fetch money for food. Am really tire. I am just a bloody welder.
I don't know how to take care of these migrants going forward.

My wife can't drive away her twins sister by herself, am also too timid to drive them because of human feeling in me. Pls what do I do. I really need help and serious advise from fellow Nigerian and non- Nigerian.
Why you dey do like this, Oga, no go die before your time oooO.

You gatz open mouth tell them point blank, after all nothing go happen.
Celebrities › Re: Don't Marry An Illiterate - Sandra Iheuwa Advises Single People by Dshocker(m): 1:35pm On Oct 24, 2022
SmartPolician:
Some Naija guys like to deceive themselves thinking that everything is money.

I have met lots of girls who prefer to start little and build with polished guys with decent jobs than stinking-rich illiterates.

Life is all about choices
Is it in Nigeria or in America?

Celebrities › Re: Don't Marry An Illiterate - Sandra Iheuwa Advises Single People by Dshocker(m): 1:33pm On Oct 24, 2022
LyfeJennings:
Nigga, i swear on everything I own and will ever own
I don't want to mention names cos there might be his family members here and security reasons
Make I ness u up
I am actually his account officer too
PEOPLE GET MONEY GUY
AS IN PEOPLE HAVE NONSENSE MONEY IN THIS COUNTRY
and Yes I said 400 houses and 50+ filling stations
I don't want to say too much so I won't be forced to reveal identity
Where is he from?
Romance › Re: Girl Insists Wedding Must Be In Her Church by Dshocker(m): 1:13am On Oct 24, 2022
Oldboy1:
My cousin's girl friend is insisting that my cousin must agree to wed her in her church before she agrees to marry him and probably follow him to his church.
My cousin is an anglican while the babe attends Christ Embassy.The lady is having the argument that a man marries the wife in her church and then take her to his church if he loves her and also that is how it's written in the bible. My cousin is saying he has to do his wedding in the church he attends, that if the girl is serious and really wants to marry him, she will not be giving him conditions.
I now want to ask, what is wrong with people and church these days? I know it's mainly catholics that will insist that a man who wants to marry their daughter and it's not a catholic must have his wedding in catholic church after which the girl will start attending the man's church. Some after wedding them in catholic church will refuse to attend the man's church still. Other churches like anglican church don't do that. I know a friend that attends catholic and married a lady from Redeem and wedded her in catholic church.
So does it mean that men who do not wed in their wives church before taking her to his church commit sin?
Na girl church dem suppose wed naaa
Romance › Re: How Can I Help Him To Stop Womanizing ? by Dshocker(m): 1:04am On Oct 24, 2022
Ginaz:
A friend complained bitterly to me about his wayward lifestyle, he womanize a lot to the deterioration of his life. Efforts to put an end to the bad habit failed and he’s confused currently on the solution to his woes.

Pls how can I help him? Give me suggestions, tips or advice. Men with this problem, how were you able to overcome it? Kindly share.
Na who done chop belle full, dey womanize.
Travel › Re: Flood: Lagos Government Advises Residents Of Ketu, Mile12, Others To Relocate by Dshocker(m): 8:17pm On Oct 23, 2022
Problem, relocate to where kwanu?
Politics › Re: Lagos State Acquires 62 Fire Service Apparatuses (Pictures And Videos) by Dshocker(m): 2:09pm On Oct 23, 2022
Acquiring it is not the problem, but the usefulness and maintenance is the bone of contention.

Because in Nigeria, firefighters arrives 3 hours after the fire has destroyed the property.
Family › Re: No Family Planning, No Sex by Dshocker(m): 8:56am On Oct 23, 2022
DamnnNiggarr:
My wife says– No family planning, No sex.
for the past four months, my wife has been mounting series of pressures on me concerning family planning and I kept on ignoring her, but these past weeks, she has shown me what shege really looks like.

Up to three weeks, my wife has denied me access to her sacred part, insisting on her "No family planning, No sex" rule, anytime a tried to make love to her.

I've Three(3) beautiful Angels with her and my last child clocked 4 Years old. She said, she's not ready for another child despite our last child who's our only daughter being 4yrs old and my second son is 6, while my eldest child is 10years( that's 4 years gap). she said she's done with giving birth.

I got the shock of my life this night, that she asked me to go and get c*ndoms, if I want to have my way to her sacred part or otherwise we visit the doctor for counseling or do the family planning, reason why I picked up my phone to write this. I'm fed up because I don't subscribe to this idea of family planning or anything related to it, due to it's several after effects.

But it seems like she's winning, but either ways, I would sincerely like to see some opinions from here before going to see the doctor whether to give in to her request or not.

Please assist me for wider audience.
Bribe her with a car, and she will give you a fourth child, but if you are not buoyant enough, you can offer her 500k

That should be a deal that she will get after she gives you the child.
Family › Re: No Family Planning, No Sex by Dshocker(m): 8:51am On Oct 23, 2022
Which kind talk be this
Politics › Re: President Buhari To Attend First World BIO Summit In South Korea by Dshocker(m): 7:02am On Oct 23, 2022
It is the duty of the president to visit states that were flooded, but hell no, my useless president does not care.

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