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U sure say this guy, abi na girl no get aids?

I believe in God, but the problem is that all churches in Nigeria are fake....

Wetin concern customs and petroleum product...

Provided it is anything that will incapacitate Tinubu from becoming the president, i don't mind.

It is my utmost joy to see Tinubu lose the election.

voltron14:
Because Anambra state is poor that's why Obi was stealing only 250 million Naira monthly.

Of course my state money was judiciously used by my then governor, compared to yours that has robbed you and your generation to come, he made you guys lazy and rendered you and your tribes men useless

Owoda sha be passed from generation to generation.

Between Abacha and Tinubu, i don't know whom has stolen more public funds.

obembet:
I don't think anybody in this great forum press phone than I do which I believe it as become something else. I can't stay 5 minutes without. Touching my phone.

I have my phone with me at all times and check it hundreds of times a day. From WhatsApp Message to Nairalander to Twitter and so on.

Please my great Nairalanders, help me, how can I reduce this attitude, it becoming something else.

You've just confirmed to us that you are jobless.

Unless you make money from your phone, else you are jobless.

Oloniyan:
I wouldn't have believe but my reasoning changed the day i saw my late mum.

The experience is out of this world.


Don't bother Mentioning me cos i won't explain.

Stop lying bro

Onetenth:
I have never believed in reincarnation but my eyes did saw one yesterday

Here's the story:

Year 2020, I think around may according to his parents because I can't recollect, this neighbor of ours and close friend to my sibling was into cultism.
There's was a cult clash at ikorodu that year and he lost his life, I wasn't told I was there life when police released his corpse to his parents and I was even part of those who digged the grave he was buried. Two years ago oo..


Now, this is year 2022, I saw this boy at orile, he wanted to board the bus I was in with my girlfriend. Immediately we both saw each other I wanted to scream but I couldn't I don't know how. But everyone in the bus saw my reaction, this boy disappeared on that spot.

This isn't a made up story, if there's any nairalander at orile bustop around that time will testify to this.

Omo! I still can't believe what I saw, I cried till I got home, my girlfriend was shocked and speechless as well. How did he do that? How did he disappear in midst of people? Why is he not dead? There's obviously something spiritual about this that I'm not told.

His mom has been hospitalized since we got home and I explained everything that happened. He was her only child. This is so disheartening and scary as well

Shut up, you too dey lie

Dem suppose crucify TonyeBarcanista the way dem crucify Jesus, by nailing him on the cross.

Ashawo king

IreneJane:
Honestly, this is why social media bill should be enacted , do you know I can sue you to the court of law to prove that TINUBU is keeping 30b raw cash in his house ?. Unable to probe it , u will be jailed .

Be my guess!!!

I have enough evidence.

Romanoff:
See the kind woman wey man die for.

No be say she fine, no be say she get fine body.

Na wa o.

Na your fellow woman you dey cast like this, no forget say in 20yrs time, your body go also dey like this....

lhordspy:
Unserious set of people who want to rule Nigeria.

I have been saying this and i am repeating it again. Nobody can beat tinubu's political influence. APC no get match for SW, NE, NC, NW.

Tinubu is not looking for majority votes in Lagos. He want it all.

We are taking 98% of the expected 5m+ voters turnout.

Have you forgotten that the CBN will change the naira note before the election?

Did you know Tinubu keep raw cash of above N30B in Bourdillion?...So if he returns it back to the bank, he won't have access to it again, until after the election & you and i knows that Tinubu cannot win, except he rigs the election with bribes, but unfortunately there won't be cash for him.

The support Peter Obi has is natural and genuine.

So, use your tongue and count your teeth.

SILVERLINES:
Who is this yeye kid quoting me upan down?

Maturity comes certain responsibility, grow up!

SILVERLINES:

Chidinma <> Ataga tangle is one of the tangles we will not forget in Nigeria.

Even the late Ataga wife don de tangle with a sugar boy. Pussy can't stay that long without servicing especially the one with better immune balance

Oga talk wetin you know

Stabilizing means clipping Tinubu's wings

Poor Fani......

Person wey him money don finish.

Now, him dey find where him go pitch him tent.

As funny as it sounds, terrorism has nothing to do with the spirits...

Terrorism and banditry is not as broad as the government paints it to be, because over the years, they have been politicising it and milking Nigeria dry.

I have a couple of friends and relations that are in the military and has been on the battlefield with the so called terrorist.

On several case, through a coordination, when the military has rounded the terrorist and wait for a command to lay ambush on them, but the order they will get is to fall back.

Imagine chief of army staff petting terrorist, because they make billions of naira from it.

TonyeBarcanista:
He was asked about how he intends to move from consumption to production...

here is his response below...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJy4cR8xcwo

Oga bring your candidate make him come talk for live tv.

After all dem say at all, at all na him bad pass

Peter Obi dey face reality and you dey criticize am with edited video.

APC wants to rescue APC, from APC....Odikwa Egwu

LeoDeKing:
If anyone had predicted that time will come an Igbo man will be touring states predominantly occupied by fulani Muslims seeking for agreement while ipob cheer the Igbo man up, I will call it a big fat lie. But here it is, happening life and direct.

Sometimes, I laugh uncontrollably whenever ipobs beat their chests that Obi will win presidential election of the zoo Nigeria

As in, who is giving them this weird thought? You said the country is a zoo and shithole, cursed and insulted everything about the country, including the president, tell lies upon lies about the country and even made it international. Stepped on the country's flag and made so many disparaging comments about my beloved country.

Then suddenly, you want to be the president of that same country. And while at that, you continue insulting the country and its citizens with reckless abandon. I swear mkpurimmiri is really doing strong things.

You are mad, just that nobody has told you, that you are mad

Which one be 103 banks...

Banks wey dey Nigeria reach 40?

Like they say; You can never shame the shameless...

Tomorrow now, if the husband finds out that was the life she led and wants a divorce, some girls will rush to social media to defend the girl, by saying that was her past and if there is love in their union, let the guy overlook it and bla bla bla

I Dshocker will not and can never overlook it, even if discovery was after 20yrs

Just take a look at the 20yrs old girl from Taraba state that was striped and flogged by her friend's brothers and professor father, which was caused by prick matter

Below was when the two friends were dancing to Kiss Daniel's Odoyewu challenge.

Hala Madrid...

It show you that Nigerian security forces are useless and confused, due to lack of competent training and lack of state of the art gadgets being used around the world.

Take a look at the DSS, the only achievement they have since 2015, is holding Nnamani kanu unjustly.

Before you know it, the terrorist will strike, right under their nose and if care is not taken, the strike will be at the DSS quarters.

DennisEche:

No sensible Igbo will wish or want Nnamdi Kanu released. He has caused a lot of damage in the ever peaceful South East.
Go to South East today, it is now a shame of its self. Shame on NMK.
The people there are constantly leaving in fear, No economic progression. Every Monday people sit at home for this criminal.

If you have nothing to say, just close your mouth.

etcme:
Please ooooo, I am not an Economics but I would want someone to explain to me in a layman's term the importance of this Currency Re-design in this present Nigeria that our economy is dancing skelewu.

Isn't this a misplaced priority as we have other things to tackle in the nation?

So that all the physical cash Tinubu has in his house will become useless.

Why these people dey frustrate Tinubu like this, when he has mapped out about N200b in cash, sitting comfortably in his Bourdillion bunk.

Meektunz:
Been married for over 5 years now and ever since my wife gave birth to my first child, I've been suspecting that it's not my child due to no sense of resemblance.

I finally did a DNA test but unfortunately the result shows that I'm not the father of my first child. No doubt my wife loves me so much and honestly she has done a lot, sacrificed alot for me.

My conscience never allowed me to end the marriage because honestly she is a good wife one could ever ask for though she has her bad sides.

Since the result came out, I never told her or confronted her because I'm very very certain that once I confront her the marriage will end cos alot will happen but everyday once I see the boy and remember, I get so angry but after some time when we are all playing as a family I will forget.

I still do everything a father could do for his son. Honestly it's not easy to forget about everything.

What do you advise me to do guys?

Now you have satisfied your conscience over doubt, why not take action, because it would have been better you left things the way they were, rather than wasting money on DNA and tormenting your soul for the rest of your life.

Samantha123:
Cat lovers in the house, I need your advise.

I have a cat that I buy cat food for, but this same cat doesn't seems to be content with only its food anymore and would eventually come to me with a big visible full stomach and still beg for food from me whenever I eat.

It wasn't like this before and it only started recently.

I don't believe in beating up domestic animals, especially cats, but I sometimes find myself fighting over a plate of food with this cat and whenever I try to shout at it, most of the time it would meow back at me instead of being frightened.

I'm worried that one day it's gonna display these same manners towards visitors when I offer them food and I know how a lot of black Africans hate cats and can't stand them.

What can I do to make it stop begging for food whenever I eat?

Cut him tail

Buhari indirectly did it so the students on strike would angrily vote against APC as a party.