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Politics › Re: Court Seizes Andy Uba’s Vehicles Over N50 Million Debt Owed Oranto Petroleum by Dshocker(m): 10:18pm On Aug 24, 2022
Themandator:
He should take several seats.

Name one investment in his village... Just going about causing problems
How many prominent men in Nigeria, (including Dangote) can you point one investment in their home town?

Abi you just want to talk.
Family › Re: Is It Advisable To Marry A Man Earning 100k In This Present Economy. Ur Sincere by Dshocker(m): 8:18pm On Aug 24, 2022
Jennyclay:
No, I can't marry someone who earns 100k per month. Why must you enter a marriage to suffer? Can 100k afford you a good house, buy your hair and makeups? Have you even thought of raising children who should be fed, clothed and sent to good schools? Can 100k work these things out? No!

Reject that poor man and his meagre 100k; a better man will locate you. All you have to do is believe and wait for the right man to come.
Keep waiting hanty

Politics › Re: Court Seizes Andy Uba’s Vehicles Over N50 Million Debt Owed Oranto Petroleum by Dshocker(m): 8:03pm On Aug 24, 2022
Corridon:
They should seize his houses too. Andy Ubah borrowed money thinking he can buy Anambra state in the last election but las las he was scammed.
Arthur Eze doesn't borrow money, he rather gifts you the money.

They both had a misunderstanding and chief claimed it was a loan.

Arthur does mind to bribe the court with N1b, just to teach Andy Uba a lesson.
Politics › Re: Atiku Heads For London In Last-Ditch Effort To Woo Wike by Dshocker(m): 7:37pm On Aug 24, 2022
Wike na a big threat to PDP
Food › Re: Make The Best Banga Soup From Scratch To Finish With Ease (Photos,Video) by Dshocker(m): 2:01pm On Aug 24, 2022
gloryhomemaker:
The one of scent leaf and Ugu leaf is popularly known as Ofe Akwu majorly for rice.

This version is for the Isoko and Urhobo people eaten with starch.
Oook, u are right.
Politics › Re: Kwankwaso Loves Igbo So Much, Says NNPP by Dshocker(m): 8:48pm On Aug 23, 2022
If Rabiu Kwankwaso likes the Igbos, make i bend.
Food › Re: Make The Best Banga Soup From Scratch To Finish With Ease (Photos,Video) by Dshocker(m): 8:40pm On Aug 23, 2022
gloryhomemaker:
Nigeria is blessed with varieties of food and soups. This is one of the soups enjoyed by the people of Delta and most other regions.

This is a detailed cook with me video with step by step guide, you can't miss anything on how to make banga soup with this recipe.

Ingredients:

Banga (fresh palm fruits)
Beef
Fresh Catfish
Beletete
Banga seasoning
Banga stick
Yellow scent pepper
Red pepper
Onions
Crayfish
Shrimps
Periwinkles
Bitter leaf (optional)
Seasoning cubes
Salt to taste



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufRfvboeSmg
It look really nice gloria, but you didn't add scent leaf and Ugu leaf.
Romance › Re: Trending Video Of A Young Nigerian Man And His Onyibo Lover (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 8:39pm On Aug 23, 2022
And more of this is going to happen, if Tinubu wins 2023 general elections, because the suffering will multiply by 5.
Family › Re: I Caught My Wife Using A Vibrator by Dshocker(m): 7:43am On Aug 23, 2022
tayo60:
Instead of acting as if you didn't know, why not ask her why she's denying you sex but uses vibrator instead? Let her know you saw her using it, and don't sleep or ask her for sex again. Satisfy yourself elsewhere, let it pepper her until she apologises.
I hope you grow up and have sense of reasoning.
Romance › Re: Ladies In Relationship With Men Who Earn ₦100k And Below, Please How Do You Cope by Dshocker(m): 7:14am On Aug 23, 2022
Rozross:
Ok, that’s 130k monthly from both of them, please ma can you put us through on how this 130k would comfortably cover all expenses in this era? A breakdown will go a long way ma
Guy calm, there are so many families out there, living on a 30k salary, even with 5 children and still building their house, it all depends on your plan.
Politics › Re: Notorious Bandit Kingpin, Bello Turji Has Embraced Peace by Dshocker(m): 7:05am On Aug 23, 2022
Princessogaraya:
See mouth gosh!!!

And they never arrest him
You never can tell, he might marry you tomorrow grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu's - Eba, Garrri, Beans Dodo Hit Song- Cartoon Version by Dshocker(m): 3:39am On Aug 23, 2022
damseremie:
https://youtube.com/shorts/6vYMncKpTuM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vYMncKpTuM


Watch the funny cartoon animated video based on the hit viral song by Reflex Sounds. It's Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu singing his hit single, The Agbado Cassava Riddim Song -
Tinubu adds singing to his rapping skills

LYRICS -
For What?
Is it for Eba? is it for Garri?
Is it for Beans and Dodo?

For What?
Is it for Eba? is it for Garri?
Is it for Beans and Dodo?

Eba, Garri, Beans, Dodo
Eba, Garri, Beans, Dodo

Agbado , Cassava , Corn and Yam
Agbado , Cassava , Corn and Yam

Eba, Garri, Beans, Dodo
Eba, Garri, Beans, Dodo

Agbado , Cassava , Corn and Yam
Recruit! Recruit! 50 Million Youths

Eba, Garri, Beans, It's growing here!
Eba, Garri, Beans, It's growing here!

Agbado , Cassava , Corn and Yam
Recruit! Recruit! 50 Million Youths
Myhusband come and hear your uncle ooooOh grin
Politics › Re: Shettima Trends Over Outfit He Wore To The NBA Colloquium In Lagos (pictures) by Dshocker(m): 2:18am On Aug 23, 2022
Roger3D:
And what has one's clothes got to do with his capacity to do a job? Nigerians and stupidity
Whether you like it or not, it has.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Mobbed At NBA Conference (Video) by Dshocker(m): 2:01am On Aug 23, 2022
donaldking100:
A MAN LOVED BY ALL.
Now we know why Mr Fake Bishops refused to attend.
Apart from shouting Emilokan, i'm still wondering what Tinubu would say if he's given mic to give a speech.
Anybody planning on voting for that sick & brain-dead man deserves to be cursed for life.
Myhusband is one of them....
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Knelt Down To Greet Atiku At NBA Conference (Photos, Video) by Dshocker(m): 1:54am On Aug 23, 2022
Ttalk:
Better. But he has no chance, he hasn't made any sacrifice that would give him such status, someone who failed to build APGA is the one that would build Africa.
So, what exactly do you want, is it economical advancement or political party development you want?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Darya, Alexander Dugin's Daughter Killed By Car Bomb In Russia (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 2:59pm On Aug 21, 2022
What a strike
Romance › Re: Lady Bares Her Mind On Ladies Who Look Richer Than Their Background (video) by Dshocker(m): 2:56pm On Aug 21, 2022
Hamachi:
Fact, especially on Fridays uber from Mainland to Island very lucrative, some do double shift, work in day and next shift at night, check into lekki them many for there
Abeg my sister, no vex ooo, na like this you dress, comot from house?
Romance › Re: Lady Bares Her Mind On Ladies Who Look Richer Than Their Background (video) by Dshocker(m): 2:17pm On Aug 21, 2022
Funny, but truth.

Economy has pushed a lot of girls into coded runs/hustle.
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Campaign Office In Abuja Donated By A Northerner by Dshocker(m): 11:52am On Aug 21, 2022
Prinxzona10:
Even the atheists would testify that what's happening in Nigeria concerning Peter Obi's presidency is divine and anybody that tries to stop it,would be consumed...
The unseen powerful forces are behind Peter Obi buh the lunatics can still keep on deceiving themselves to feel good and also to be able to sleep at night buh the truth still remains that Peter Obi's presidency comes 2023 is sacrosanct both spiritually and physically...
Lastly,I see Northerners in a total revolution for a good governance through Peter Obi and the words of our Legendary Pa Awolowo will be accomplished via"until Nigerians jettison the issue of tribe,ethnicity,party and religious,come together to elect a competent and credible candidate with conscience and empathy for the masses, then the Nigeria progress begins not)..
Lets scrutinize our conscience especially on this coming Nigeria presidential election 2023 to avoid "HAD I KNOW" tomorrow..
I rest my case...Gracias!!!!
People like my ignorant friend Myhusband
Properties › Re: Man Returns From Dubai To See The House Built With Money He Sent Home by Dshocker(m): 10:51pm On Aug 19, 2022
Jennyclay:
What is massive about the house undecided? The compound is even tight. Mtchheew! Nawa oo!!

Well, it's manageable. Half bread is better than kulilkuli
Calm down, the house is massive and lets not talk about where you stay, because it will be an own goal.
Romance › Re: I'm Scared To Ask Her For Sex by Dshocker(m): 10:15pm On Aug 19, 2022
yemite100:
I want you to advise me on what to do, I'm finding it hard to ask this girl for sex, she has been with me for the past three days now, we sleep together on the same bed but I'm always scared to touch her in the night, even as i type this message she is beside me watching Korean fil
It's really giving me sleepless night, I don't know how to ask her for sex I cant even touch her body..
I need your advice guys..
Oga don't mistake by asking her oooh, take action by making a softly move by playing with her, then touching her, from there you find your way.

Asking her will make her feel cheap and worthless if she says yes or ok, so you suppose take charge by showing action.
Food › Re: See The ₦600 Banana And Groundnut I Bought In Uyo (Pictured) by Dshocker(m): 9:37pm On Aug 19, 2022
2saviourfriday9:
In the first picture i bought the groundnut N200.

The second picture i bought the banana N400 here in Uyo.
Guy, buy new phone naaaaaaa, abi na nokia 6620 you still dey use, abi na Tecno N3 you dey use?
Politics › Re: BBC Mentions Tony Kabaka As A Cultist Who Worked For APC (2021 Video) by Dshocker(m): 8:02pm On Aug 19, 2022
benjackugo:
https://igberetvnews.com/1426409/bbc-mentions-tony-kabaka-cultist-worked-apc-video/
Myhusband this is 21st century and just take a look at the type of people associated with APC, and you want to elect them to move the country forward, from Mc Oluomo to Kabaka and other useless miscreants, causing nuisances in the society.
Family › Re: Am I Responsible For The Pregnancy Or It Is A Setup? by Dshocker(m): 6:25pm On Aug 19, 2022
JudgeNotHi:
I need help. Could she be saying the truth or she's trying to hook.

I'm in a very stable relationship and as a matter fact, I'll be getting married to the love of my world, the one whom my heart continuously long for daily in next month.

Nevertheless, there's this lady whom happened to be an old friend for about 2 years now. We've been very close chat buddies and virtually could discuss anything online to each other (I mean anything). On one occasion, she suggested we meet up at my place to watch a movie Twilight together. Well, since I wasn't doing anything in particular for the weekend and my fiance wasn't in town, why not? (Trust me, my intents was pure and genuine).

The Saturday came, and we did have a lovely time together until the devil struck. One thing led to another and we both ended up kissing and eventually had sex. I wasn't careless not to have not used a protection but I could remember the condom coming off at a Point and was quickly replaced with another new one. Trust me guyz, we both felt bad immediately after the incident and both apologized to one another and that was it.

Fast forward to the present, I got a call from her for the first time after that incident (I had to cut off all communication with her after what happened) and she broke the news to me that she was feeling a little different which prompted her to go do a test, and to my greatest shock, she said it came out positive, SHE IS PREGNANT!!!

How is this even possible? We made our precisely on the 30th of July and the test results shows she's about 2weeks pregnant (Note: the test results shows it was carried out on the 12th of August. Moreover, I never even released when the condom came off into her and we had to remove it. How is it possible?

Now, the mother called and even asked to see me in person that, the daughter already explained all that ensued between us, and I should come and let's discuss our next move, that no daughter of hers gives birth outside wedlock.

In all these, I am so confused. The honest truth is, I never told the lady in particular I was getting married in the month of September. My wife to be does know her as just a friend and that's all but kept my wedding plans away from the lady despite how opened we were to each other.

Nairalanders, I am so confused. I have cried, begged her, pleaded with her to come clean with me, but she insists I was the only one she meet within that time frame. Even in the presence of her mother, she kept asking her, are you sure? She kept insisting I was the only one she had sex with last month.

My world is presently on pause mode as I don't know what to thing anymore. But I am 99.9% sure I am not responsible for the pregnancy. I even requested she used my hospital for a second test and it still came out positive.

I am currently, planning on telling my wife to be the whole truth and before then, involve our counselling pastor. I can't bring myself to tell my family despite the fact her mother keep insisting she comes to see my mother.

My inner most being tells me I am been set up, because I remember vividly on that night, she kept insisting I remove the condom that it was hurting her but I insisted.

Could the pregnancy be truly mine? Do I come clean to my babe? Do I just runaway? So many questions and I am deeply depressed and sad on how I got myself into the terrible mess. At this moment, I deserve whatever insults is thrown at me. I truly deserve them, BUT I NEVER FOR ONCE DOUBT my love for my wife to be, I truly love her...
Since you were sure that, the baby she is carrying is not your baby, you would have blatantly denied her since...

My brother as it is now, the girl and her mama don roll dice untop your head and she get double 6.
Jokes Etc › Re: How to spot wicked Nigerian men (photos) by Dshocker(m): 5:15pm On Aug 18, 2022
siofra:
LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST, THEY ARE ON NAIRALAND.
You should have posted this topic on comedy section.
Family › Re: My Wife's Ex-Boyfriend Is About To Ruin My Marriage by Dshocker(m): 9:48am On Aug 18, 2022
Righteousness2:
Sorry bro. Really a painful and unfortunate discovery.

You both should Seek Godly counseling from one who is Spiritually matured. Someone you both can Confindently pour out the truth of your home to.

I Pray for you! GOD Almighty Heal you, Heal your Home and Restore your Home in JESUS Name..
That was why God gave humans brain and brains are for thinking, not everything you involve God.

Even God will be regretting why he gave man brains, if all men where thinking like you.

Haba, that woman is to be sent parking.
Family › Re: My Wife's Ex-Boyfriend Is About To Ruin My Marriage by Dshocker(m): 9:42am On Aug 18, 2022
Soulflai:
I shouldn't have brought this here but the emotional bargage is too heavy for me to move on in. My marriage of 2 years is about to crumble.

I met my wife in Kaduna Southern part in 2017. Our relationship had been a long distance one as I base in Lagos while she also work in Kaduna, but we eventually married in 2020. The bone of contention is the issue of her ex. That point we are dating, I always caution her to cut communication with the guy, she will do it by deleting the number, but later I will find out they're still relating.

Last month, I purchased a new phone and I had to give her my own. So on the process of reinstalling Whatsapp on her phone, I retrieved all the backup Whatsapp messages 7 which left me devastated. The chat history with her ex really left me broken.

On multiple occasions after I paid her dowry, she met with the guy and they had sex. Multiple times pals! Even after marriage, when she is 5 months pregnant, the guy still had her with my baby inside her!

I am really broken pals, I confronted her on this, she started crying that she will cut communication with him. The guy even send some money to her account on difference time this year.

This is the height of emotional damage. I am just leaving each day just to find my leg financially. I am trying my best, but it is not enough.

Lastly, I called the so-called ex on phone to cut communication with her, the guy is in Kaduna I think while we are in Lagos. She also blocked him all avenues likewise. My decision now is that any time I discovered any form of communication between her and the guy, it is over with the marriage. I think she is not really in to me like that, which beg the question while she married me in first instance.

If am your brother, what advice would you recommend? I only choose to be lenient because the kids are just too small to have their parents separated early. If not, I would have sent her parking!.

Right now I am just not happy with life afterall.
First you must run a DNA test on those children and please don't say or believe that the children look like you.
Romance › Re: I'm Torn Between My Ex And New Boyfriend by Dshocker(m): 7:54am On Aug 18, 2022
Mjshexy:
My dear, are you sure you're matured enough to go into a relationship because you don't really know what you want?
Where does your happiness lie?
Who gives you comfort & rest of mind?
Who respects you wholeheartedly?
Look, no one will decide for you because we are not in your shoes, you should know what you want if truly you're matured enough, else you stay off relationships and focus on your studies and on developing yourself sad
Her situation is, prick one sweet, but prick two sweet pass, shhhhhh, no tell anybody ooooh.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Huge Explosion Hits Mosque In Kabul, Afghanistan. 60 Killed, Many Injured by Dshocker(m): 3:39am On Aug 18, 2022
I don't know why, this religion is affiliated with terrorism undecided
Politics › Re: Video Of Electricity Workers On Strike Shutting Transmission Station In Nigeria by Dshocker(m): 3:36am On Aug 18, 2022
I mean, it is very sad to say that, at this stage of our lives, we are still battling with electricity issues....An oil rich nation.
Health › Re: Beautiful Lady Drops Suicide Note On Facebook (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 9:11pm On Aug 16, 2022
I guess the cause of this is because, there is no sign of boyfriend, talk more of husband at her age

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