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jesusjnr2020:
Why You Must Get Into The Ark Before "Soon" Becomes "Too Late"

Have you ever heard the people of this generation mocking and making jests of those warning them to "repent" that "Jesus is coming soon", because according to them, 2000+ years is not "soon"?

Well, you shouldn't be surprised because the same thing happened in the days of Noah when he warned them to repent and get into the ark because the earth was soon going to be destroyed by a sweeping flood.

They joked and laughed him to scorn because they'd never seen it rain upon the earth before, how much more, the earth being flooded as a result?

So while Noah patiently built the ark and kept waiting for the day of the flood that God had told him would take place soon, instead of repenting while the years and decades passed by, they would be mocking him about the flooding he said would soon take place.

They would be saying that he had been saying that for years, yet nothing had happened, so how sure is he that he had not been scammed or been lied to?

The most shocking part was how consistently consistent they were in this regard, that for a whopping hundred years while Noah patiently waited for the Word of God to come to pass, not one, not even a single one of them had heeded Noah's preaching for them to repent and hence gotten into the ark, so that by the time the ark was finally shut, and the flood finally came, it destroyed everyone of them.

That's the same thing Jesus said would happen in the days of His return.

Luke 17:26-27 (KJV)

And as it was in the days of Noe, so shall it be also in the days of the Son of man.
They did eat, they drank, they married wives, they were given in marriage, until the day that Noe entered into the ark, and the flood came, and destroyed them all.

So the coming of Jesus would be just as it was in the days of Noah, however in this case, the Ark is Jesus that God Himself built and provided to save mankind from the impending destruction, so that whosoever repents and gets into the Ark shall not perish but have eternal life.

However as Jesus said, it's the same way the day of the flood took them unawares in the days of Noah, that would happen on the day His return.

So it should't be surprising that instead of repenting and getting into the Ark of God, many were yet mocking that 2000 years was not "soon"...

That's what happened in the days of Noah, until the door of the Ark got shut, then the same people who were mocking him that it's not "soon", would be crying and begging for the door of the Ark to be opened so they could get in, but by then it would be too late.

It only takes a second for everything to change.

That's why you must repent and get into the Ark before "soon" becomes "too late".

God bless.

My brother if you die, there comes your judgement, nothing like coming of Jesus.

E be like say na lord's chosen you dey go?

There is a movie called zone 414

SugarGirl44:
Ibo women can dye for Yoruba deek, yet they claim they're lazy and are cowards.
Confused people.

At least you can testify to the lazy part...

Lionnation:
the mugu have finally agreed with me

I can't share an ideology with your kind!!!

Na people like you still dey spend foolishly for them, because you know little or nothing about women.

Lagos is number one state, that her state government frustrates business owners, without an alternative.

Lionnation:
who needs a virgin is she for sacrifice?, That's what I know they used virgins for, that babe that opened office on your head is she a virgin, maga

Na broke niggas like you dem dey even dey bill.

If you be street wise and boxed up with cash, na women go dey throw dem selves around you....Na broke niggas dey run on a monetary platform.

Lionnation:
who needs a virgin is she for sacrifice?, That's what I know they used virgins for, that babe that opened office on your head is she a virgin, maga

You are just a sadist that wants a free relationship.

I advise you look for sugar mummy that will spend on you and take good care of you since you are broke to sustain a relationship.

But before you can get a sugar mummy, you must look clean, sharp and appealing.... And you can't do all these without spending on yourself.

Lionnation:
mugu without brain you keep spending they keep dumping you for a real nigga who doesn't have to spend to get her love,

Way back in school, what i did with girls in my 200L alone, am not sure you can measure half with your entire life spent on earth.

Saying you won't spend in a relationship shows you are a novice and the mugu here, and also gives you out as someone that knows nothing about relationship.

I can bet you with my life that you've never had a virgin before and will never have, not to talk of having up to 7 of them.

Even ordinary tomato seller that looks dirty, you still find it hard or timid to approach her.

Lionnation:
a simp dictated detected

Am not sure you've not gotten to 25yrs, so you are yet to start making decisions on your own, and it seems you are still in your parents house, eating their food.

Don't worry when you get older, you will know better.

People like you knows nothing about women, you just come online and claim tough/hard man, whereas you are timid in nature.

You want to be in a relationship, without spending.... Don't worry, i know your type and to be frankly speaking, i so feel pity for you.

Anigreat:



Served the simp boyfriend right.

Why on earth would you buy things to please a complete liability who's not even you wife.

No pity for a simp man.

Stop deceiving yourself, you can't be in a serious relationship and not spend on your lady, especially buying her gifts.

Loool, girls are not smiling

lhordspy:
Pandora liar.

And una sure say this man no dey sleep for media houses just for interview.

Clown. You go soon dey scrub toilets, dey mop floors for dem.


Very desperate thing.



Modified: For all of you miscreants quoting me. I will always be your tormentor in here until you receive sense. Save this post, bookmark it. We shall meet by this time 6:30pm. Feb.25.2023. By God grace.

I just pray most of you will have the heart to bear the loss. It will be a staggering one that you will either want to jump off a bridge or take sniper. You won't be missed.

Shame no dey catch you, na a dying you want make him lead you.....I weep, as old as you are, you can't make good decisions for the future of your children.

With the type of decision you make, based on tribal sentimental, no foreign or multi national company can hire you, all because you are bias and and selfish.

Corridon:
Government should look into this. Maybe some corrupt officers are using that area to make money.

Not maybe, that is what they are doing...

Tinubu don suffer

Our green card has little or no value....

Sheikh Gumi will not like this...

But come to think of this, do you know that Benue State suffered the most, in the hands of this Fulani herdsmen..

And if you think i am lying, you can ask the people of Agatu, where over 4000 people were massacred, but government covered it up and they reported it was 700 that died.

The government, through the Nigeria army, aided and abetted the Fulani herdsmen in killing the people of Benue.

I love bad bitches, thatz ma fucking problem

Wonders they say, never ends....

Michelle70:
u enter bike with girl weh u no sabi?

Most lagos bike na two passengers dem dey carry...

Wittyglam:
I’m very sure. She is schooling here in Lagos.

You will be surprised that probably she has gotten pregnant before and aborted it, before the idea of family planning came up.

You guys should have seized her and force her to call her parents.

It is terrible and the guy behind this might be a 30yrs old man.

chegzyshade:
Good evening house

I will be straight and brief with my explanation


I dropped my kids in their school early today. On my way out of the premises, I over heard the HOS/HM telling/asking a particular child " WHY ARE YOUR PARENTS SO STUBBORN?" because the child wore a black socks instead of white. That word strucked me and I felt pained cos, I won't take such.

I intervened immediately and correct her manner( I told her that shouldn't be coming from her as the head teacher).
Though she felt remorsed, but she was like the said parents are always proving hard. She told me she has had several encounter with this parents on this but they always complaining that the road to the school is very bad that whenever it rained, their child will come in black socks.

To be honest, the road is so mouldy and messed, very unpleasant, you find it so hard to walk through the road in raining periods. If you're so familiar with 'QUEENMARIS SCHOOLS' along ikotun-ijegun road, you'll understand better.
She also complained that this child will sometimes wear bodyhug under the unform or improvised cardigan to prevent cold cos the parents refused to buy the school cardigan claiming it's not priority. That they'll rather pay their child school fee than buying cardigan when they can improvise.

I was speechless though, but, I told her what she said is not good enough.

How will you feel and how will you react if your child told you someone in his/her school tell this

If the school management puts up a law, it is the job of the parents to make sure their children adhere to such instructions.

Or were you advising she go fight the parents or arrest them?....To the best of my knowledge, the said parents are really stubborn and there is no justification for you bring this here.

You are one of those parents aiding and abetting misconduct and bring moral decay to the society.

Smart and agile president to be!!!

Oluwaseun Osewa might bring down this post...

Righteousness2:
This ekweremadu's daughter's case is a moi- moi case for the God of Chosen.

Unfortunately, Some people do not value what God has given to humanity in these Endtimes via The Lord's Chosen and so they keep rigmaroling around.

I Have seen God of Chosen give women with damaged and removed womb their babies.

I Have seen people with Medically certified dead kidneys get new ones by just a simple prayer

I Have seen people with cancerous cancers have it terminated from their bodies by just an encounter with this Great God of Chosen.

I Have seen people with All manners of terminal sickness , Diseases and problems made whole without too much grammar.

I myself have received incredible and unimaginable miracles. I Remember I used to have a very terrible Heart defect that defiled all medications. But God of Chosen Healed me.
Medically speaking, my wife should not be able to conceive talkless of carrying a baby. But the Great GOD of Chosen, the Only Good GOD crushed all medical grammars, gave us a baby and carried the baby for 9 months without us knowing.

Listen! What GOD cannot do! Does not Exist. It is not a poem or mere talk. It is Real!
GOD has given the world something Special and Heavenly via Nigeria and The Lord's Chosen. It is not by grammar or long stories. Let us make use of what GOD has given Us.

Stop this thing you dey do

1.... Chosen does not have a god.

2.... She is down with kidney problem and the only thing that can save her now is a transplant operation.

3.... Muoka cannot do anything in her current situation.

4....It seems members of chosen worships Muoka than they worship God

5....The god of man called Muoka seems to be living his dream life, while members carry big bible, instead of them working or hustling to make money.

God rested on the seventh day, after his creation of heaven and the earth, of which he blessed the seventh day and made it holy.... It is good to worship God everyday, especially in the morning and in the night, but Sunday is the official day you go to church, which was set aside for God.

Juju people

Onyi22:
Erica left the group chat

You are evil

Triangles1:
The same thing is happening to me right now, my girlfriend rented apartment of 300+ the interiors decorations should be up to 500+, she said her uncle in U.S gave her the money, this is the girl begging me for 10k last month and her salary is not up 200k, I didn't argue with her because I already plot my timeline date to wave my five finger on her.

Calm down, at least she is working and has evidence of backing up her financial lifestyle, besides she might be into contribution and her turn to get paid, calm down oooo, if she meets the requirements you find in a woman, better marry her ooO.

The story the OP post is one, where the girl in question has no job bought got a phone of 400k

The puma clothe be like burial clothe

Militant1:
I will try to be brief and straight to the point.

My wife stays up late (11pm -12 am) every blessed day.... That's the problem.

We live in Lagos and have 2kids, 3yo and 8 months. My wife was working before but left the job when she gave birth. There is a job waiting for her when the baby is 1y6mnths, therefore she is a stay at home mom.

We live on the mainland but I work on the island so I live home as early as five. In our house we have all the amenities you can think of; 24 hrs light (NEPA plus inverter), running water, gas, 2 washing machines etc to make a home 95percent comfortable but my wife can't seem to cope and it started when we had one child.

She doesn't wash my clothes, my office shirts and suits are given to dry cleaner to arrange while my other laundry I do myself every weekend with the washing machine.

When I get home by 7pm or 8, that's when she now starts rushing to bath the kids and prepare dinner, so we eat by 9 or 10. Before the kids play play and play, by 11pm we are still awake. Sometimes I go to bed by midnight and have to wake up by 4am to go to work again. It's impacting on my health and my work. She will sleep by 12 am and wake up by 8 or 9am the following day.

I have tried to beg and appeal to her. If I eat out and come home to just sleep, she go dey vex. If I just come home shower and sleep the kids who have passed their bedtime will be playing and when madam is ready to sleep they won't agree to sleep. She will beat them, guess who they will come crying to- daddy that just started sleeping and has to wake by 4am, I will now pet and pet till 2am before kids sleep.. I have advised her that kids have a bedtime(8pm). When I man up and off the tv by 9pm and tell everyone to go to bed, she says I am disrespecting her. She reports me to her mum.

Worse still our sex life is horrible... We have sex like once in 2 month.. At 35 I am in my sex prime and can Bleep everyday but she doesn't seem to care about me because she is always tired am I pity her so I don't demand sex so much.

I fully understand stay at home is not easy and I help her when.

I tried to create a schedule for her.

Wake up by 6am
By 7 she suppose don clean finish
By 8 breakfast should be ready for her, kids
9-10am bath herself and the kids
10-12 do any other stuff in the house
12-3pm rest, watch movies, chill
3-5pm... Do whatever she likes
5pm boil water and bath the kids
6pm she don bathe and bath kids
7pm... Food don done... Everything dey freezer
8pm we eat
By 9 everyone goes to bed and we knack 1hr

I throw the trash every day
Na me dey go market buy foodstuff
On weekends I clean the house
I wash my all my clothes
I provide all the finance in the house
I satisfy her on the bed when we naka. She begs me that she's tired
I buy her gifts, drop 3k for her everyday
Why should we have a house help when she is a stat at home mum (for now)

So what's the problem..


Mothers, are my demands too much?
Mothers, please when do you close your kitchen and go to bed?
Are you still awake by 11pm every blessed day.
Am I crazy?

Please advice me.

I have begged her, pleaded, shouted, done everything. Sometimes I intentionally come home late (10-11pm) thinking that the kids have gone to bed but my first child will be watching cartoon.

Please advice me. I am going crazy, Lagos is stressful

I blame you 100% for her actions...

You have to act like a man for once, and stop taking her excesses.

Wordsfrombimpe:
You see this talk of when men says I don't have enough money to settle down

Na lie

If you wan settle down you fit settle

Just have an understanding partner

And that include make use of birth control as you dey think marriage

To pity innocent children

The best thing that can ever happen to a man is a good marriage even when money no dey

An understanding and a supportive wife

People wey marry for Yankee you no the house Dem dey live make we no talk Africa

You start small

And then with time it will get better

copyright Digital Bimpe


You see when I said with time it will get better I implied

Patience will be needed and endurance

The best phase of an individual life is the ability to endure before you enjoy that way you can appreciate what you have more and stop bothering about what you don't have

In marriage

You need to understand there are days you will enjoy and there are days you will endure

You have to have that mindset put in place

No be everyday person dey chop chicken

Some days you will eat egg and some days you will eat fish

So is marriage

If you end up with a materialistic partner who believe in I must live large and look large to suit societal Standards

Then it's your business to deal with life situations when it get hard

If you end up with a non materialistic partner who enjoy simplicity

Simple lifestyle

copyright Digital Bimpe The Coach

If you keep taking birth control of any type or form, you will find it hard to conceive in the future oooooo, it has happened to a lot of people i know, it is best you guys use condom, since you guys are not ready for babies now.

thebosstrevor1:
They say Obi is a very good businessman but till today still import ketchup instead of producing it locally .

Chief Eric Umeofia, of erisco tomatoes is a better businessman than Obi, if he was contesting for president, i will vote for him 100 times, unfortunately, he is not a politician but a pure businessman who supports local production

Obi imports more than 20 items, so how many factories would he establish before you call him a business man.

You lack business idea, else you wouldn't have said this.

When you eventually venture into business, you will understand that their are some goods that are best imported than manufacturing in ones country.