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inoki247:
insecurity everywhere....



Refinery wey we still dey use get fake hope say once he start running Forex go dey plenty and fuel go cheap small na him diz fools wan vandalize the police suppose shoot dem all and kill dem all immediately....

Mind you if the refinery kick starts,the price of petroleum product will increase,because government will hand over everything to him and he alone will determine price.

Canada has over 300,000 vacant jobs,begging to be occupied,that alone is a sign of good economy and has made Canada one of the countries with low crime rate.

Nigerians will keep folding their hands,until we would elect a sick old man that is down with stroke as a president.

If the Nigerian military cannot stop terrorism,then they should dissolve the military and let everyone protect themselves.

There is no problem if attacks are being made on anyone that has held a position in government,whether past or present.

Vaughanlanrewaj:
Truth will still come out.
Past gory images on twitter have turned out to be fake.
I believe she has a family and one should expect to hear from them by now.

This should not be another lekkilies where suddenly all those reportedly killed turned out alive or having no relatives come out to state that any of their relative missing or dead.
Never again will we allow twitter be used to peddle fake news and hate news.

Her family should please speak up. Twitter is not her family or family compound.

Those speaking ill of Nigeria because they hate Buhari will reap what they sow.

If you sow good in Nigeria, good you will reap and if you sow curses, curses and badluck you will eventually reap from Nigeria. Nigeria will never bless you and whatever you sow in Nigeria.

You are a vagabond and your next 10th generation will pay for electing an incompetent old man to rule Nigeria.

And yet,nigerian youths wants to elect another disaster as a president.

Very soon,we would elect someone with stroke.

This man is useless as a president....I pity Nigerians for folding their hands

paranoidfellow:
It actually a not so funny story.

So I worked at a private school 8am - 2pm for a pay of 17k monthly. I was employed to work as an Agric and Economics teacher. Payment is always prompt and I'm never owed a salary. Few weeks after I resumed, a teacher left and her subjects was distributed to other teachers. Hence, I am taking 3 subjects now. The teacher that left was also a class teacher of JSS1.

Fast forward to today, after exams where the class teacher will be collating scores, I was told I will henceforth be the class teacher of Jss1 which I outrightly reject. The proprietor was called upon and to quote him, he said ' Authoritatively I'm making you the class of JSS1" and I replied that I reject it.

I got home angrily and hungrily, I put a cup of rice on fire and I called a colleague of mine on whatsapp and was discussing the issue with her. I got carried away and the pot of rice was extremely burnt.

In the bid to remove the pot from fire, not thinking straight, I took the 'new school sport wear' (a cloth we were forced to buy for 6k and the money will be deducted from our salary) that I left hanging in the dining room, outside minded I use the cloth to carry the hot burnt pot of rice.

The result has being attached.

I'm walking to the man tomorrow to terminate my appointment immediately and pay me my remaining salary!

I don't joke with my mental health

17k in this Buhari era?

Look at these fools!!!


The earlier the youths of Nigeria does something,the better...2023 is here,lets change the future of this country for once,because if care is not taken,we would elect someone with stroke to rule Nigeria

Did i hear her say na preeq make her dey cry?

More like an arrangee crown,besides look at the type of 4th hand subaru car they gave to her,that doesn't have second hand value.

If the parents were wicked,they would have demanded for monetary compensation,claiming the boy has finished the life of their daughter.

MadamVanessa:




2017 I experience it in Edo state, but how I was able to used my boobs and Hypnotized them is still a mystery. They were so useless when I deliberately exposed my nipples to them and instead of robbing me, they were stupidly and unconsciously looking at those magical boobs, till guys there rounded them up and bundled them . They were seriously dealt with..since that day I don't joke with my breast, because it saved me from useless idiotic nonentities. The story even trended and was on nairaland front page.


Here is the link

You don start!

In 2008 my uncle almost lost his children to New Zealand government,after the police gave him last warning should any of his children ever calls emergency number again...He had to relocate them down to Onitsha.
Right now they have turned to full time igbo children and behaving very well.

What of sedona cheese that has live maggots in it

Nigeria as a whole is soo toxic,even a fresh secondary school leaver seeking for the position of a sales girl,for a job of 12k,most owners would want to sleep with her.

The earlier the youths of Nigeria does something,the better...2023 is here,lets change the future of this country for once,because if care is not taken,we would elect someone with stroke to rule Nigeria

HopeSpencer:
I saw a thief in action two days ago. It happened at the main gate of a 4-Star hotel called BEGONIA hotel in Oyo town. The hotel is located along Oyo-Ibadan expressway.

About 8:20 pm that day, I was passing by the main gate of the said hotel when a guy standing in front of the gate signalled to me for a ride; I'm into Okada riding business. The street was without any passerby at the time except me, who was loitering to pick up passengers. The guy asked me to wait and he quickly went back into the hotel and resurfaced about 3 seconds later with a loaded 50 litres jerrican probably filled with diesel or engine oil. He quickly sat on my bike, dragged the jerrican, and placed it on the passenger's foot rack.

"Speed off in this direction", he shouted at me without telling me his destination let alone giving me the chance to negotiate the price for the journey.

"To where?" I asked.

"Express", he shouted at me again with the air of mounting irascibility.

That 'Express' he mentioned is a trailer park along the expressway, a thriving market for bunkered petroleum products. The direction he asked me to take was not straightforward. We had to follow some obscure streets before getting back to the expressway.

Then the insults began when he asked me to increase speed. I told him I was being cautious to avoid an accident because his heavy load was not balanced and I was using great efforts to steer the bike to safety. Then he said other riders have been engaging in high speed despite the load with ease.

Speaking my mother's tongue, "Your ilk should never be found as an Okada rider because only old men approaching the grave ride this way. I needed to get out of sight within split-seconds and you were acting like a dumb rider", he said.

He later asked me to stop in front of a shop, took the loaded jerrican inside and came back 5 minutes later. He told me his new destination, while raining more invectives on me. I had to be patient with him so that he could pay his transport fare in full -- someone that could boldly steal in a location with CCTV cameras may decide not to pay to me the amount of money I was yet to tell him. You don't need a soothsayer to tell you that the guy, in connivance with an insider, just stole something from the hotel.

I checked the hotel's website for a contact through which I can report the theft or whatever that is, and I found an email and phone numbers probably under the manager's control. If they are putting their CCTV to good use, they won't need me to report the theft. I was not trying to report the theft as a good citizen; I needed to get back at the thief because of the insults I suffered without being able to reply him. Good riddance!

So did you finally report?

GoodHardDick:
Comrade, we just need to keep educating our fellow comrades everyday!

From morning till night,you dey tackle women,if any guy talk any of his relationship problem you call him simp...Guy i don't think it is healthy for you in anyway,let them be.

Whether you like it or not,you must get married and your wife will still be the person to run your home,otherwise you are in for it.

GoodHardDick:
When a man cries over the death of loved ones, he gains respect. But if he cries because a woman left him, or rejected his proposal, he projects weakness and the most stupidest man ever. How can you cry because of a girl?

Develop yourself to the extent that it is women that should cry at the thought of losing you.

When you are so clingy and needy, and always kowtowing to her, and professing love, and writing poems, and following her around like a puppy, you will make it impossible for her to respect you, and she will pack her kaya and look for a real man who knows that he is the head in the relationship

Guy,we don hear,we know say you be iron man...pls zukwanuike.


2023 is close by
Bola Ahmed Tinubu is not qualified to lead Nigeria,we can not afford to install another old and sick man that urinates and suffers from parkinson disease for another 8yrs,we Nigerians can do better by electing a qualified candidate irrespective of his or her tribe....God bless Nigeria.

On the 13th day of april 1997,the same Bola Ahmed Tinubu said he does not believe in one Nigeria,now he believes in wazobia.



2023 is close by
Bola Ahmed Tinubu is not qualified to lead Nigeria,we can not afford to install another old and sick man that urinates and suffers from parkinson disease for another 8yrs,we Nigerians can do better by electing a qualified candidate irrespective of his or her tribe....God bless Nigeria.