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Politics › Re: House Of Reps Aspirant, Barr. Morah Salutes Muslims At Holy Month Of Ramadan by Dshocker(m): 10:08pm On Apr 02, 2022
Just look at her toes....
Politics › Re: Usman Yusuf: What Sheikh Gumi And I Saw In Forests Controlled By Bandits by Dshocker(m): 7:51pm On Apr 02, 2022
ogododo:
DSS fit trace Kanu and Igboho, but no dey find Turji Bello.
Am sorry,it is difficult locating him
Politics › Re: Usman Yusuf: What Sheikh Gumi And I Saw In Forests Controlled By Bandits by Dshocker(m): 7:50pm On Apr 02, 2022
qekng40:
FG arrest this people masquerading as peace makers!


Gumi is a Terrorist!
Come and arrest them naaaa,is it by force
Crime › Re: My Lagos Teacher Drove Me To A Hotel, Raped, Threatened To Kill Me – Student by Dshocker(m): 1:51pm On Apr 02, 2022
Bobmarie:
Hope you will also partly blame your daughter or sister if it happens to her?

Children are naturally curious sexually, it starts at the teenage age so that is not a surprise. It is the responsibility of the adults around them to ignore because children don’t know what they are doing. Some of you in Nigeria have a VERY BAD mentality and I pity your kids.
You don't have to pity my kids little one,protect yours as much as you can and leave the rest for God.

Gone are the days when the society or neighbors help to discipline other people's children at any slightest provocative act.

It is still the same women like you,will go fight your neighbor or fellow woman for beating your child because he or she did something wrong.
Crime › Re: My Lagos Teacher Drove Me To A Hotel, Raped, Threatened To Kill Me – Student by Dshocker(m): 1:45pm On Apr 02, 2022
Bobmarie:
However you might like to twist it, the child is never at fault. If a teenage girl tries to seduce you, press a knock on her head because she doesn’t know what she is doing. You, the a mature sensible adult who knows better and decides to entertain such is worse than an animal and should be castrated.
The truth is that an average Nigerian guy wouldn't hesitate to take advantage of the situation.

Only one out of every 50 guys or men will correct her,that is to tell you how our society has degenerated.
Travel › Re: FAAN Apologises Over blackout At MMIA, Ikeja by Dshocker(m): 12:50pm On Apr 02, 2022
Benin Republic enjoys 24hrs uninterrupted power supply from Nigeria grin grin grin

God punish our leaders
Crime › Re: My Lagos Teacher Drove Me To A Hotel, Raped, Threatened To Kill Me – Student by Dshocker(m): 12:49pm On Apr 02, 2022
Jennyclay:
Your friend should stop feeding you with lies. How can a 13 years old girl (probably Jss 2 or Jss 3 student) go about sleeping with men.

Stop all these bull crap stories please.
I know it is hard to believe,kids of these days are too exposed,am also angry over the report he told me just the way you are.

I noticed children that stays in a face-me-i-face-you apartment tends to be morally corrupt than a child brought up in a flat and those that suffers from this are parents that are not able to feed their children,talk more of providing other basic needs of a child.
Crime › Re: My Lagos Teacher Drove Me To A Hotel, Raped, Threatened To Kill Me – Student by Dshocker(m): 12:32pm On Apr 02, 2022
Jennyclay:
Nigerian men are Heartless. JEZ!!

The teacher should spend the rest of his miserable life in jail. Animal!!
What of if the narrative was changed,because if they had given the real version of the statement,nobody would listen to them,rather it will bring shame.

Because i have a manager friend in a hotel and if you hear stories emanating from that angel of 13yrs old girls and above coming to the hotel with men,even the ones without breast.

In some cases,the mothers are aware,but will turn blind eyes,because their daughter comes back home with goodies,considering the fact that there is high level of hunger in the land.
Crime › Re: My Lagos Teacher Drove Me To A Hotel, Raped, Threatened To Kill Me – Student by Dshocker(m): 12:24pm On Apr 02, 2022
I partly blame her,so she entered the car till they got to the hotel,yet despite knowing it was a hotel,she still followed him inside.

Am sorry to say this,most girls of this days have gone on discovery mission,you will see school students of 14yrs following boys or men to hotels.

In my area;some girls will leave home to school,but will branch somewhere else and change into their home wear and go meet one guy in his house or they meet in a hotel,they will have sex until when school closes,they change back into their school uniform and head back home,what a pity.

Most girls now have started having sex from 13yrs now.
Travel › Re: Lagos International Airport Plunged Into Darkness As Passenger Board (Video) by Dshocker(m): 9:17am On Apr 02, 2022
What a pity,a country over 62yrs of age,what a dickhead!!!
Family › Re: How I Sent My Troublesome First Wife Packing Peacefully by Dshocker(m): 7:53am On Apr 02, 2022
Proudpolygamist:
My first wife got pregnant for me when she was in the university and i had just newly secured a job with a high paying firm. She was the daughter of a big businessman at the time and we were from a conservative society, so we had to sharply perform the marriage rites and settle her family handsomely because they accused me of impregnating their daughter before marriage and sought compensations.
Fast-forward to our marriage life, she started making life hell for me after the birth of our first son.
Hadiza was a real trouble maker and I was beginning to think I made a mistake marrying her, she would nag all day when she was pregnant and won't cook meals at home or do domestic chores. In fact I spent most of the nights on empty stomach, my consolation being that she would put to bed one day. She would only have sex when she felt like doing it and it must have been after a good treat.

Things got worse after she put to bed. She complains that she spends the whole day caring for our young son that she can barely think about anything else.
She prefers to watch TV all day and spend her whole time on social media instead of cooking, doing dishes, , domestic chores or getting a job. She once asked me to prepare breakfast in bed for her on a Monday morning when I was supposed to get to work early for an appointment. I returned home that day hungry but she had refused to prepare food because I didn't make her breakfast in bed. She was so engrossed in telemundo fantasies that she thought she could dictate what direction our marriage swings.
I got tired and decided to teach her a lesson
On this fateful night, she snored irritatingly like a pig in my room and accused me of snoring like a pig, stressing that I need urgent medical check up . I told her she would know who was snoring like a pig, and who needs medical checkup after i'm done with her.I left my room and went to sleep in the guest room.
The following day i left home for work without taking breakfast afterwhich i went to see my lawyer. I issued a court summon to my wife through a court clerk.
I was told, She couldn't believe her eyes after she read through and discovered that i was seeking a divorce
She Refused to sign the papers and told the court clerk that i should kom and tell her with my mouth, stressing that she didn't marry me through a letter. She said i should kom and give her the papers myself if I was man enough.
The court clerk said he tried cajoling her into signing the papers peacefully but she screamed "He is my husband, I can't divorce him" and ran away with hot tears rolling down her cheek.
You know what happened next, i went straight to area command where my good friend works and left for home with 5 armed policemen.
In quick strides we searched for her and found her in her bedroom upstairs. She sat in the bed looking morose and jumped up fearfully when she saw us.
I pointed to her and told the men to escort her out of my house. Before she could say pim, one of the policeman a corporal, clamped handcuffs on her hand and told her to be cooperative as to follow them to the station. She protested very loudly and struggled to free herself, but it was too late, my mind was already made up. She ended up in tears making strong appeals to me but I kept a stony face. The policemen dragged my wife into the waiting van.

One of them came to me and asked to take her things along with her. I was shocked, because I bought everything in the house with my money. The sergeant kept his mouth shut when he saw the look on my face.
I gave him an address and asked him to drop my former wife in that address where her father lives.
Then I locked up the bungalow I bought for my 1st wife and joined my second wife in the estate.
Are you muslim and is this fiction?
Agriculture › Re: Help!!! My Dad's Cashew Farm Doesn't Produce by Dshocker(m): 7:32am On Apr 02, 2022
Gastrocnemius:
What is the essence of having a large cashew farm without it bringing forth fruits. Knowing well that the joy seen in a cashew farmer can't be over emphasized when he sees each of the branches bringing forth flowers which eventually results into cashew fruit and the seed.

My Dad owns a large cashew farm which occupies most of our farm land. Thereby, depriving us of growing food crops in those areas. With the spike in the price of cashew seeds, it always saddens me when I recall how those trees has been failing us.

As at 3 years ago, we realized 11 bags of the seed. Subsequently, the yield has decreased drastically. We got only 5 bags this year which has become the worst of all. Funny enough, more cashew trees are grown every year. Some of the trees don't bring out flowers at all. whereas, some will and the flowers dry off later.

If you have any information which will make the yield of those trees increase, please, you are welcome.
It depends on the type of soil/land were it was planted & i advice you people should contact an agricultural consultant
Politics › Re: Pete Edochie: Tinubu Too Old, Too Weak To Run For President by Dshocker(m): 5:13am On Apr 02, 2022
aribisala0:
Interesting but that is not what I asked you.
But that was not what i answered you
Politics › Re: Pete Edochie: Tinubu Too Old, Too Weak To Run For President by Dshocker(m): 5:01am On Apr 02, 2022
aribisala0:
How do you know? How do you know who is healthy and who is not?
based on what information?
Tinubu urinates on his body and suffers from parkinson disease,while Biden has no terminal illness.
Politics › Re: President Buhari Welcomes Ramadan Fasting, Asks Muslims To Feed The Poor by Dshocker(m): 4:44am On Apr 02, 2022
Northern Nigeria is the region that has contributed 70% of our problems in this country...
Politics › Re: Tinubu: Stability, Prosperity Of Nigeria Depends On Success Of APC by Dshocker(m): 4:33am On Apr 02, 2022
If PDP were the ones currently in power and APC was saying this,it would have been understandable,but the same APC has been in power since 2015,so what are they saying again?
Politics › Re: Pete Edochie: Tinubu Too Old, Too Weak To Run For President by Dshocker(m): 4:19am On Apr 02, 2022
seunmsg:
Another foolish talk from the usual suspect. How can an old man vomit this kind of senseless talk? Must every Igbo person have an opinion on Yoruba political leaders? Why do these Igbo folks hate the Yoruba people so much?

We are in a democracy and everyone has a right to aspire to whatever position they desire under the law. Atiku was 72 in 2019 when the hypocritical Pete Edochie and his son supported him for president. Atiku has declared again for president at the age of 76 but Pete Edochie has no problem with him. His problem is with 70 years old Tinubu.

Joe Biden is 79, Trump left office last year at 74 and the Prime minister of India is 71. So, how’s Tinubu too old at 70 to contest for president?

Tinubu will contest for president whether anybody likes it or not. Those who want him will vote for him and those who don’t want him will vote against him. At the end of the day, majority will have their way while the hateful 5% minority will be put in their place. One thing is sure though; hateful, bigoted, old and senile fools like Pete Edochie will be put to shame again in 2023.
Biden is healthy
Politics › Re: British Firm To Fix Ajaokuta Steel For Free — FG by Dshocker(m): 3:20am On Apr 02, 2022
It is not possible that they will revive it free of charge, probably my useless Nigerian government didn't bother to read the terms and conditions.

Every year,billions of naira is been budgeted for turn around maintenance for ajeokuta steel,yet nothing to show for it.
Health › Re: Lightning Kills Four Young Men In Ondo Community (Photo) by Dshocker(m): 3:13am On Apr 02, 2022
It was never the plan of God for man to die in a crucial way...People die from poison, accident,and other stupid ways as a result of their actions.

Trust me,if you keep your hands clean,no poison or any mysterious death will ever come your way.
Celebrities › Re: Fans Gift Liquorose N14M & A Benz, Erect Billboard For Her 27th Birthday by Dshocker(m): 6:37pm On Apr 01, 2022
Not only fans,its fanta
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Sent Me Pregnancy Results And Ask Me To Fund Her Trip To UK by Dshocker(m): 4:11pm On Apr 01, 2022
finson:
Good day all,

I was working in Lagos as expatriate. I am married and she was fully aware at the beginning of the relationship.

I had sex with my gf on the 6th day and I pulled out.

I told her that month that my contract has been terminated by my company and I have to go back to my country.

On 27th day I met her (5 days before leaving the country) and she asked me if I am sure that I pulled out on time when we had sex last time and I told her yes and she told me that she is asking the question because she has not seen her period.

When I left the country 2 weeks later I chatted her and I asked if she is doing well. She told me that she is not fine. I asked "why ?" And she told me that she is pregnant. I was very surprised and I called her. That day she told me that she was just joking with me she is not pregrant and we talked about everything.

Last week she told me that she is pregnant. She shared with me a test results on a paper where the date of the pregnancy perfectly matches with the date we had sex.

She told me that if her family is aware of the situation they will disowned her and she immediately shared with me some requirements to apply for a job in UK where 2 million NGN are required and she asked me for support. She also deleted the image of the tests results.

When I asked her to share with me she told me that she does not want me to be in trouble if my wife see that document in my phone. I insisted to get a copy and I told her that she can be assured I will not keep it in my phone. She shared back the document after cropped the letterhead. I insisted to get the full copy and she sent another one after striketrhoughed on her name.

I told her that I don't think in Nigeria the only option available for a woman who gets pregnant is to travel to UK even if her family will disown her. I understand that the situation is not comfortable but there could be other options. Even this process to go to UK can be unsuccessful, and if it is the case, this amount of money would have been lost.

I am not from Nigeria and this story seems suspicious to me. I am currently abroad, there is no way I can verify what she is telling me. I don't also want to open it some of my friends there.

To be honest, I never planned after I left the country to cut communication with her or to support her. But I prefer to support her whenever I have the opportunity to do. I don't know now if this story about the pregnancy is true or not.

If you have any experience in this kind of situation please share with me. Any advice is also welcome.
Please don't judge me.
Brotherly she just wants to reap you off,besides there is no way N2m will get you into the UK...Instead give the money to charity.
Romance › Re: Dear Men, Please Do Not Make This Terrible Mistake In Your Relationships (photo) by Dshocker(m): 3:58pm On Apr 01, 2022
siofra:
I just say make I tell una.

Never leave a good woman because she mistakenly slept with another man Thank you
Are you ok?

Op i don't blame you,i blame Oluwaseun Osewa for employing the wrong set of moderators bringing stuffs like this to front page.
Business › Re: See Condition A Debtor Gave A Man On Paying Back The Money He Owned Him (pics) by Dshocker(m): 3:39pm On Apr 01, 2022
IamCeazer:
Leave d guy abeg. See ur balance still yu no wan allow d guy rest. If yu need ur money back, draft d letter
What happened to his balance?...Do you think that having N40m right now means you are rich.
TV/Movies › Re: Tribunal Stops Multichoice From Increasing Tariffs by Dshocker(m): 4:38pm On Mar 31, 2022
Viable24:
What's your evidence to back this sir?
That has been their modus operandi sir

They bribe the national assembly every year to keep business afloat,else by right;we aren't supposed to pay more than 1k for full subscription a month.
TV/Movies › Re: Tribunal Stops Multichoice From Increasing Tariffs by Dshocker(m): 4:34pm On Mar 31, 2022
GreatAxeMan:
Multichoice has to pay television rights and royalties for its premium content like the Champions League, La Liga, EPL, Tennis GrandSlams, Formula One etc and they have to pay in dollars.
The dollar is trading at nearly 600 naira and you expect prices to be stagnant?
Nigerians are naturally dumb.
I think you are the dumbest,when you find out that multichoice is free to air in South Africa
Politics › Re: Insecurity: House Of Reps Suspends Plenary, Adjourns To April 5 by Dshocker(m): 3:04pm On Mar 31, 2022
God please;can you rain fire from heaven for once,to kill everyone in Nigeria,because we are barbaric in nature.
TV/Movies › Re: Tribunal Stops Multichoice From Increasing Tariffs by Dshocker(m): 2:55pm On Mar 31, 2022
Na today...if multichoice circulates $100m in bribery,they will still turn the monumentum in favour of multichoice.

Over the years multichoice have used bribing as a means of bringing down every cable tv that ever launched and all have not been able to operate for up to a year,apart from startimes,because it belongs to the government.

Failed state!!!
Romance › Re: I'm Married But I Want To Help My Ex Financially by Dshocker(m): 2:53pm On Mar 31, 2022
funkmrflexx:
I ended the relationship with My ex due to her bad characters. And then I later got married.
While we were dating I wanted to get my ex a place for her to stay due to d fact Dat she doesn't have anywhere to go when she graduates.
Both of her parents are divorced and remarried with kids. She can't go back to her father's house because he harrases her sexually and his wife his not welcoming. She can't go to her mother's house cus her stepfather won't agree. During d time we were dating she was staying with me for this reason but as soon as she got into school her character changed so I ended it all.
Now think of her predicament I'm thinking of getting her d house I promised so as for her not to go back to her dad's house. I have the money to do it that's not a problem.

I'm still having second thoughts though. Abi Make I just use my money package myself
Someone that betrayed you when you guys were dating,you still want to help her?

Ask your wife about helping her,she is the person in the right position to answer this.
Politics › Re: Andrew Yakubu: Court Acquits ex-NNPC GMD In Whose House $9.8m Was Found by Dshocker(m): 2:30pm On Mar 31, 2022
If only Nigerians knew that such amount was stolen and hidden there,they would have descended on the money.

There was no way a huge amount of money would be kept inside a house,if it was not stolen
Celebrities › Re: Portable Crashes His Range Rover by Dshocker(m): 2:09pm On Mar 31, 2022
I said it and i will still say it again;they should be caging this guy in the cage & will be released only when he has concert
Crime › Re: My Womanizing Friend Took Loans From 40 Fast Loan Companies by Dshocker(m): 1:21pm On Mar 31, 2022
hotwax:
This is a case of an incurable addiction. My friend is married, working with Federal Government (Level 7 officer), yet he impregnated 2 girls. 1 of them is a Unilag student and her parents are insisting she must not abort.

Despite all these romance scandals, he still hasn’t repented. When he sees a new lady, he will start behaving like he goat. He will lose concentration and start behaving in a funny way. He will not rest until he get the girl’s telephone number.

The issue
Few weeks ago, I received messages from 2 Loan company threatening me to tell my friend to come and pay his loan or they arrest me. He submitted my number as guarantor without my consent. I called him to ask why. He said he was struggling to pay for his school fees. He is currently doing his Masters at UI.

To my dismay, Last Week, I got additional messages from 5 different Loan companies. My phone is clogged with many warning/threat messages from Loan companies. One of them even gave me 2 days before they come to my house. I don’t know how they got my address.
I went to my friend’s house dragged him. Asked him to follow me to a nearby police station. He wants to ruin my life. He became sober. He started confessing. He even told me he is tired of life, he wants to commit suicide. Anxiously, I asked “What do you do with all these cash?” He claimed he spent it on his Masters program.

It was hard to believe, I kept pressing, he later confessed he actually spent the money on dates and hook-ups. Whenever he need to fck, he will just go online order for girls and look for a loan company and apply. He get the cash immediately. He also sponsored one of his girlfriends birthday by getting soko instant loan.

The final shocker of my life came when he mistakenly said “As I am now, 40 Loan companies are after my life. I am considering suicide sef”. It was as if somebody slapped me. I first thought he was joking. I asked “Are loan companies in Nigeria even up to 40?”. He answered “they are more than 300 sef”. Imagine, these mdfckin Loan companies where just disbursing cash to this idiat.
The mdfckin didn’t know why I was looking dejected. He thought I was sad for him, he didn’t know I was scare of all the 40 Loan companies coming to threatening me later.

I am really in soup. How do I protect myself from these Loan Companies.
Please how can i get the names of the 300 loan companies?
Crime › Re: My Womanizing Friend Took Loans From 40 Fast Loan Companies by Dshocker(m): 1:17pm On Mar 31, 2022
hotwax:
Thank you. But to those threatning to come and arrest me. I know I will come out free. But I hate police arrest. I have never been arrested by police in my life.
I love interesting scenarios like this,i will even jack any police officer that will come over to arrest me.

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