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Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade Celebrates Her 33rd Birthday Today by Dshocker(m): 12:21pm On Mar 13, 2022
mummyson26:
Believe me dis girl looked chopable
Hmmmm,you are a cannibal
Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade Celebrates Her 33rd Birthday Today by Dshocker(m): 12:20pm On Mar 13, 2022
UyaiIncomparabl:
I love her thick thighs.

How do I get thicker thighs?
Eat fatty foods and exercise concentrated on your thighs
Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade Celebrates Her 33rd Birthday Today by Dshocker(m): 12:18pm On Mar 13, 2022
thrillionaire:
This woman is sexy and fine. I'd love to marry her o.. but how do I meet her sef?
Happy birthday dear Yemi Alade.
Very easy my brother,just go to her page & book her for a private show,after you have paid for her session(N4m),from there you can tell her your intention.
Health › Re: Genotype Wahala, Share Your Experience by Dshocker(m): 11:04am On Mar 13, 2022
Abdulass8:
All i know is that I'm getting my baby pregnant before we get married

And I'm getting the my child's DNA testes immediately after birth

I don't like stories that touch in the future grin
You talk ignorantly,when you have the opportunity in the world to make things right (by confirming both of your genotype),in other to not use the word had i known after 20yrs later

In marriage,after 3-5yrs both of you will get tired of each other,because the love will drop drastically and that is when you both will manage each others excesses.
Car Talk › Re: My Stolen Toyota Camry Has Been Found Alongside The Thief In Lagos by Dshocker(m): 8:17am On Mar 13, 2022
AmALeo:
https://www.nairaland.com/7024670/stolen-vehicle-please-toyota-camry

Hello Nairalanders.
I have found my stolen car, alongside the thief. The guy was caught around General Paint (Just after Ajah and Abraham Adesanya) where I believe he had intended to sell it off to those that butcher cars.
I really want to thank and appreciate everyone and this forum for helping me put out word and for the kind gesture I've received from a lot of you.

God bless you all abundantly.
Baba God saved you and it shows that you bought the car with your sweat,had it been you bought the car through a fraudulent means,i believe ladipo boys would have bought it for 700k and butchered it in pieces and sold as spare parts.
Celebrities › Re: What Michael Jackson Would Have Looked Like Without Plastic Surgery by Dshocker(m): 9:07am On Mar 12, 2022
Michael Jackson was not proud of his skin colour...
Crime › Re: Husband, Emmanuel Chigozie Beat His Pregnant Wife To Death In Lagos (photos) by Dshocker(m): 11:43pm On Mar 11, 2022
Mercychen:
Jeezz shocked.. men are becoming monsterous by the day. See how he wasted a beautiful woman just like that... And who is the slowpoke that exposed her body like that?

Truth is, this death could have been avoided but you see, i don't know what goes on in the brain of some women that after experiencing first and second physical abuse from a man will still be cohabitating with him. Like seriously, does Marriage take away their senses? Hm!

Once you notice a man no longer values you and he treats you like trash, please borrow leg and run. **Dem go kukuma hear**
Easier said than done...I believe yourself will still stay if your husband hits you
Career › Re: See Someone's Salary In Kogi State - Photos by Dshocker(m): 5:44pm On Mar 11, 2022
Nigeria my country
Politics › Re: Combat Aircrafts Of The Nigerian Airforce (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 3:08pm On Mar 11, 2022
Stormtrooper11:
Good day, citizens of the Federal Republic of Nigeria and Nairaland Netizens. In response to the previous thread made by @God1000 asking if Nigeria has combat helicopter gunships, I'll be making this thread to educate the Nigerian public.

Re: Do We Have Any Of These Helicopter gunships In Nigeria?
@lalasticlala @mynd44 please move to the Frontpage let's educate our people
LET'S GO GREEN
All these are old model & are ineffective if war breaks out with another national,both the combination of the Nigeria army,Nigeria navy and Nigeria air force acquire old and outdated military hardware from Russia or the USA,its so sad that an oil rich nation cannot boast of any latest gadget,even most of the AK47 we use in Nigeria are from China and are expired.
Celebrities › Re: Korra Obidi Is Cheating - Husband, Justin Dean Cries Out by Dshocker(m): 1:27pm On Mar 11, 2022
orohbiro:
The husband is a fool y tarnish her image this can be settle codedly what it is gain for l this ?
That is how you expose a cheating partner.
She intentionally cheated,so she will benefit from the divorce settlement.
Nairaland General › Re: How Much Do You Spend On Feeding Daily by Dshocker(m): 1:04pm On Mar 11, 2022
Olunmercy56:
At least #1000
Can N300 food fill your stomach?
Car Talk › Re: Stolen Vehicle: Please My Toyota Camry Was Stolen Yesterday In Lagos by Dshocker(m): 12:34pm On Mar 11, 2022
AmALeo:
Good morning everyone.
My car was stolen yesterday (Thursday 10th of March 2022)

2007 Toyota Camry Hybrid
Color: Blue
VIN: JTNBB46K973022389
Name of Owner: Oluwasuyi Oluwafemi Dare
Reg number: Lagos State JJJ612GT


The car was stolen by one of the staffs at a car wash around Mobil Filling Station Abijo (along Lekki-Epe Expressway and close to Destiny Homes Estate Abijo). This happened in the evening.
Pls anywhere you see this car, pls notify either of these numbers: 0908 880 9007 or 0806 034 1691 or the nearest police station.




Thank you
The car still looks new,obviously it still has first body;just pray that they haven't dismantled the car and sold in pieces at ladipo spare parts market
Travel › Re: Lagos-Ibadan Train: Diesel Finally Arrives (Video) by Dshocker(m): 12:29pm On Mar 11, 2022
skultrick:
Your mates dey charge N5000-N10000 per word, you still dey charge N2000 per word.. Agbaya...
Oya dey find person pikin wey you go pay N2,since say na you wise pass king Solomon
Travel › Re: Lagos-Ibadan Train: Diesel Finally Arrives (Video) by Dshocker(m): 12:46am On Mar 11, 2022
skultrick:
The antispam won't let me create a topic, so I'm posting this here.

I need a professional freelance writer with some level of experience in writing for the Web. You much be ready to research and find answers.

I pay N2 per word, N2.5 if the writing is so good.

Check my signature for contacts.
Oga the days of slave trade is over,we are in 2022

How can you pay N2 per word,when people with conscience pays N500-N2000 per word
Politics › Re: NURTW Suspends Mc Oluomo by Dshocker(m): 11:44am On Mar 10, 2022
The same person Tinubu will make the leader of NURTW
Family › Re: Am I Spoiling My 7-year Old Son? by Dshocker(m): 3:28pm On Mar 09, 2022
GloriousGbola:
The problem with all this beating is that one day your child may be physically bigger than you. So what happens then, if you have run a house with fear?
You are supposed to beat him till he gets to 18yrs,you are not meant to beat him forever naaa
Family › Re: Am I Spoiling My 7-year Old Son? by Dshocker(m): 2:55pm On Mar 09, 2022
Kobojunkie:
When you instigate this "fear", of what benefit is it to your child who now fears you? undecided
Besides i didn't say torture,discipline the child in anyway possible,else the child will grow up tomorrow and be challenging your authority at any slightest provocative.
Family › Re: Am I Spoiling My 7-year Old Son? by Dshocker(m): 2:51pm On Mar 09, 2022
Kobojunkie:
When you instigate this "fear", of what benefit is it to your child who now fears you? undecided
It will help both the child and the parent
Family › Re: Am I Spoiling My 7-year Old Son? by Dshocker(m): 1:37pm On Mar 09, 2022
Kobojunkie:
Wrong! undecided

If your shouts are causing him anxieties, he has a right to let you know. You both then need to work on an arrangement that limits the Shouting and gives you both piece of mind. undecided
Rubbish...this is petting!
Instigate fear in him and at the same time show him love.
Politics › Re: Senate Throws Out Buhari’s Electoral Bill by Dshocker(m): 1:27pm On Mar 09, 2022
Emekaonline:
And who are you endorsing other the man who has looted his state dry and taken the corrupt money for his family business - Obi Pandora. What a shame on you!
You think the little money you will make campaigning for him will change your life or that of your children?

If you love yourself and your generation yet unborn,you should know that it is time we all tell ourselves the truth and do the right thing for once.

Religion and ethnicity has kept us where we are today.
Politics › Re: Senate Throws Out Buhari’s Electoral Bill by Dshocker(m): 1:10pm On Mar 09, 2022
FreeStuffsNG:
This 2023 will be sweet!! Democracy has come to stay in Nigeria. God bless Nigeria forever!
Sincerely,I am not surprised that the amendment did not sail through.

One good thing is that all these sudden developments will all still end in praise to God for the Asiwaju Tinubu victory at the Presidential poll.

On the mandate of Asiwaju Tinubu I stand. Please support and vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.

Only patriotic Nigerians whose hearts are not filled with hatred, bitterness and bigotry are on board the BAT 2023 winning train.

Patriotic Nigerians on the BAT 2023 winning train are the Nigerians who have a stake in Nigeria and genuinely want to see Nigeria flourish, they are the Nigerians who will rather love than hate, who will rather build than burn/destroy and who will rather bless their nation than curse it.
They are not bigoted tribesmen and those who spread hate against their fellow human being.


Asiwaju Tinubu is a brilliant visionary leader who is a Patriot to the core. He will keep his promise to take Nigeria to greater heights.

Please support Asiwaju Tinubu. Asiwaju Tinubu will keep his promise to take Nigeria to greater heights.


I may need to take you down memory lane of his account of stewardship in public office in case you do not know or trying to ignore the significance of Asiwaju's sterling performance in office as a reason he is being rewarded woth support today.

As the Executive Governor of Lagos State, Asiwaju Tinubu recovered what is now called Eko Atlantic from the raging Atlantic ocean Lagos Bar beach coast line flooding (for decades that problem even some of the more developed nations explain away as climate change problems) defied all solutions by FG and the highbrow strategic Victoria Island was deteriorating fast with businesses, embassies, hotels etc exiting VI in droves. During that time, the Atlantic ocean flooding reach the fringes of Ozumba after the flood completely take over Adetokunbo Ademola. Lagos State Government under the brilliant , resourceful and hardworking Asiwaju Tinubu solved that herculean challenge and today, VI is back to its glory.

It was Asiwaju Tinubu that brought back the Lagos Central Business District and Broad street commercial nerve centre of Nigeria back to life after it was abandoned, it's Asiwaju Tinubu who built major roads from Oregun to Lawanson to Igando LASU to as far as Badagry etc.

Asiwaju Tinubu is the one who fixed the horrible waste problem we had in Lagos and that LASTMA and BRT you see was created by Asiwaju. Asiwaju Tinubu was the one who got Lagos State to be part of the owners of Econet and unlike Delta State where the shares were sold and funds pocketed, Lagos State Shares were warehoused with professional investors in the state investment agency called Ibile holdings.

Asiwaju Tinubu increased bursaries to students of Lagos State origin (NULASS) and made public schools free for all Lagosians regardless of your tribe, religion or political party affiliation after his administration had successfully returned missionary schools to their original owners( other states later copied Lagos) . It was during his tenure that Ikeja General Hospital became a teaching Hospital, upgraded most of the clinics to General Hospitals giving free health to the 5 years and below and Lagosians of 65 years and above age group. .

The fund that BRF used to quickly build infrastructures were the LGA funds withheld by Pa Obasanjo and despite that Asiwaju Tinubu never owed salaries.
When the purchase of FG refineries by Alhaji Dangote was cancelled by HE Yardua, Alhaji Aliko Dangote ran to Asiwaju Tinubu after most state governments and governors in the SS gave Dangote a cold shoulder. Today, through the assistance Asiwaju Tinubu gave Aliko Dangote, Dangote Refinery is taking off to help us stop the petrol subsidy killing our naira and public finances.


Asiwaju Tinubu is loyal to those who paid the ultimate price for our democracy and today heroes like Bagauda Kalto, Pa Alfred Rewane, Pa Abraham Adesanya etc are immortalized in Lagos . One of the most memorable achievements of Asiwaju Tinubu for me was helping to stop the blood letting and recurring Hausa-Yoruba/OPC war in Idi Araba and Agege. Those hellish period of unrest defied even the effort of past military state administrators of Lagos but Asiwaju Tinubu was able to solve it.

That Lagos State Government civil service is regarded as the best in Nigeria is due to the hardwork Asiwaju Tinubu did to reform it, created Tutors-Generals offices, improved harmonized pay structure, best pension scheme for civil servants etc.
I can go on and on to educate you on the legacies of Asiwaju Tinubu still standing till today as my reasons for my confidence in Asiwaju Tinubu sir/ma

That's why my appeal goes to you my fellow patriotic Nigerians to please vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.
Please vote for Asiwaju Tinubu.
Here's free book on business ideas & money sources directory for you,it's 100% free! https://www.nairaland.com/6666800/looking-business-ideas-money-fund. Cheers.
Look at you!!!
You are endorsing a criminal that has rendered useless the lives of south western youth.
Romance › Re: My Ex Wants Us To Be Having Sex Few Weeks After Her Marriage by Dshocker(m): 4:52am On Mar 09, 2022
Bigman101:
Unfortunate life? Pls explain more sir
From the way you sound,it seems you have no father or an elderly person in your life,whom would have at least adviced you on something like that.
Politics › Re: IPOB/ESN Parades Child Soldier To Fight Nigeria Army - Photos by Dshocker(m): 8:37pm On Mar 08, 2022
Like play,like play this rubbish will get out of hand and you would have another bokoharam version in the south east.
Romance › Re: My Ex Wants Us To Be Having Sex Few Weeks After Her Marriage by Dshocker(m): 7:04pm On Mar 08, 2022
surebona:
But she said the husband said she can get sexually satisfied and get pregnant outside since they can't really afford to pay the hospital
"But she said the husband said"

Young man for the fact you are bringing this up,means you want to give it a try...If you value yourself,you will know that having anything with a married woman will result to unfortunate life
Romance › Re: What Occupation Would Make You Not Date Or Marry Someone by Dshocker(m): 5:26pm On Mar 08, 2022
Rubyjade:
hmmmm it means you have been doing it with them

Education › Re: UNIJOS Student Commits Suicide Over ASUU Strike by Dshocker(m): 5:24pm On Mar 08, 2022
Chai

Romance › Re: What Occupation Would Make You Not Date Or Marry Someone by Dshocker(m): 4:26pm On Mar 08, 2022
Rubyjade:
Not all are into what you think
Lets say 98% does it
Celebrities › Re: Prophet Jeremiah Settles Fight Between Cynthia Okereke & Chinwe Owoh by Dshocker(m): 4:25pm On Mar 08, 2022
Chinwo Owoh can cry for Africa,both in movie and in real life
Career › Re: How Much Is Your Salary? How Many Months Salary Would Make Up Ur House Rent? by Dshocker(m): 3:26pm On Mar 08, 2022
Kennedy00007:
From how I programmed myself with my job 3 months salary and my rent money
(3bedroom flat)is ready no stress. I earn very close to 240k and married with a child.

My cousin that was transferred to Enugu I helped to secure a house a newly completed duplex where he resides with his family we decided to hangout on Sunday.

From my discussion with him I found out it takes him his six months salary to secure his rent.
For me it ain't funny ooo.

Pls guys how long does it take for you to acquire your landlords money?

Cause I have been saving to build on my land.
Your cousin came to Enugu to be paying house rent
Romance › Re: What Occupation Would Make You Not Date Or Marry Someone by Dshocker(m): 3:17pm On Mar 08, 2022
Rubyjade:
I am not whining you not all bank marketers do what you think they do
Tell me what i don't know

Romance › Re: Should I Save My Sister Or Mind My Business? by Dshocker(m): 3:04pm On Mar 08, 2022
Rubyjade:
My cousin sister who went to study her masters just came back home with her husband to be, she introduced him to my parents and the are making arrangements already for introduction. But, I have had a one night stand with him while he was in Nigeria in the club, in the rest room for that matter and he paid me.

Should I tell my sister the kind of man she is about to marry ? The guy did not even recognize me, I guess he has done it to a lot . BL should I save my sister or mind my business?

Romance › Re: What Occupation Would Make You Not Date Or Marry Someone by Dshocker(m): 3:01pm On Mar 08, 2022
Rubyjade:
My brother tell me
You already know what they go through to meet up their target...Abi you dey whine me.

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