Politics › Re: Photos: The Grave Of Abba Kyari At Gudu Cemetery by Dshocker(m): 5:54pm On Apr 18, 2020 |
The good news about corona is that,African leaders cannot leave their country for a better treatment |
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari's Burial: Social Distancing Violated (Photos, Video) by Dshocker(m): 2:38pm On Apr 18, 2020 |
What a country |
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari's Death: Femi Fani-Kayode Mourns With A Tribute by Dshocker(m): 9:13am On Apr 18, 2020 |
Never knew they've been friends |
Romance › Re: Main Reasons Why Many Men Marry Late by Dshocker(m): 3:52am On Apr 18, 2020 |
I must admit,that this is on point |
Politics › Re: Abba Kyari Is Dead! by Dshocker(m): 3:22am On Apr 18, 2020 |
Jesus Christ.... One cabal is down |
Christianity Etc › Re: My First Encounter With A Mermaid by Dshocker(m): 11:52pm On Apr 17, 2020 |
godofwar666: Please disregard the errors cause I'm using my phone to type this, Thanks.
Way back in 1997 I travelled to my cousin's new site, at ilesha ijasha osun, I went on vacation so the next day we went to the farm to do some farming with their farmers and some other labourers, after the farming my cousin told me that; there is a river down town we can go there and cool off then I was like lol! I can't cause I can't swim he told me to follow him then we go together...... Before getting there I was hearing a sound of water falls, he told me to come nearer then we got to the river no one was there only both of us. He quickly off is clothes and ran into the river as if he was mad! I was scared I but I later off mine too but I can't come in so he came back to me and said to me that why am I behaving like a fool that I should enter so I later enter but just the water side cause I can't go into the deep side then after some minutes he took is clothes and told he's going home so he wore is clothes while am still in the river enjoying the cold and cool river...
I said to him that I will meet him soon, he insist but he later go, minutes later I took my clothes then I started wearing it one after d other then I heard some sound from the river some strange sound very different from the one from the water fall so I stop then I wait but the sound was somehow but pleasant then I saw a woman coming out from the middle of the small river, her hair was different, her eyes so different from other humans, but mere looking at her she looks so different, I stayed but I was in shock, shaking then she came out I saw her(she has a tale and the upper part is woman' part) crawling close to a small rock she sees me but she didn't say anything she goes to d rock and I saw her looking around and she screams!!! The Scream was so annoying so I cover my ears with my hands then she head some noise (that was my cousin shouting my name and coming for me) then she quickly crawl faster and entered d river...... Then my cousin saw me and ask me what happened I told him nothing that night I couldn't sleep the next day I told my cousin' to contact my parent to come and take me back to lagos........ Since then I started reading novels journal and doing and making research on these creatures cause am still shocked and somehow amazed by the Creature, I don't know why she didn't harm me..... Brother can you please proof this,because right now,i feel like pressing your neck for posting this annoying post |
Romance › Re: Woman Abandons Her Cute Baby By The Roadside, Drops Heaertbreaking Note Why(p by Dshocker(m): 11:46pm On Apr 17, 2020 |
menabae: why would I abandon such lovely baby huh please i have some questions to ask you... In 2015 you made a comment on a post,regarding you encountering a mermaid. |
Romance › Re: My Shocking Experience With Mermaid by Dshocker(m): 11:39pm On Apr 17, 2020 |
samwash: Than, what do you have to give in return ? They can actually grant ur request if only you can give them what they ask you in return. They have powers to do & undo, don't under estimate them. Mouth piece of the mermaids |
Romance › Re: My Shocking Experience With Mermaid by Dshocker(m): 11:37pm On Apr 17, 2020 |
topcatking: I met a mermaid once.
RCCG Convention 2006.
Beautiful dark tall and incredibly smart.
I was smitten.
She was all alone... Like a rock in in the center of a river.
With the humongous number of people moving around her, they never seemed to get quite close to her.... There was just that weird 3-4ft of empty space around her.
In an auditorium where peops fought for chairs, sh ja 4 empty ones around.
I'm a sucker for dark beauties and I was with my male cronies (you know how that's always a recipe for fun and disaster)
I was dared to go and talk to her.
Till this day, I remember the first words she said when I said hello, she said "I have been waiting for you"
See, when you are in deep shit, you'll know.
To cut a long story short... The things she did to me in that same camp (physically) and the manifestations I saw (spiritually)... Suffice to say that I took God very serious after.
We were only together for 3 days.
My mums prayers and holy ghost service probably saved and kept me sane.
Till date, my friends still tell me they don't know what came over me.
Another thing I remember... She had faint rings around her pupils and her eyes glowed anytime she was displeased with anything.
People, just cos you have never seen or experienced it does not mean it doesn't exist. Pray you don't jam. Brother i feel like pressing your neck...Can please stop deceiving yourself |
Romance › Re: My Shocking Experience With Mermaid by Dshocker(m): 11:31pm On Apr 17, 2020 |
LIVINGICON: Are you guys kidding me?? Bush- babies exist, they are nocturnal primates. They are known as Galago. In Osun state, they live in enmasse. Can be found in the forest.
Mermaids but i choose to call them water-spirts are very real and exist amongst us on the SURFACE WORLD. And i have had a personal encounter with two of them. No jokes. I feel like flogging you |
Romance › Re: My Shocking Experience With Mermaid by Dshocker(m): 11:26pm On Apr 17, 2020 |
jahguide2268: Believe it or not, mystical creatures like demons, witches, mamiwater etc exist, nd they all envy Mankind because of our likeness with d Almighty and they try to draw us away particularly with their wealth, sometimes seduction Does mermaid have wealth? |
Romance › Re: My Shocking Experience With Mermaid by Dshocker(m): 11:21pm On Apr 17, 2020 |
emperorsversion: It all started the night of December 20 last year. I boarded a bus from Orlu to Owerri town. I was attending a show and my favorite artist was billed to perform that night. I sat by the window of the second row, with one passenger left to complete it four.
As the bus crossed the Njaba river bridge, a tall fair beautiful lady stood by the roadside. She flagged down the bus, as the driver dragged his jalopy to a screeching halt. “Owerri?”, she inquired. The bus conductor opened the door for her and switched on the inner light. She negotiated her way inside and sat next to me. I praised God in my heart for sending this pretty damsel my way. The driver zoomed off.
As she adjusted to make herself comfortable, she unwittingly pulled up her mini-skirt, revealing her thick fleshy thighs in full bloom. I began to salivate and felt a bulge between my thighs. I couldn’t help the temptation, as I adjusted to steal glances of her thumping chest. As if she knew what was going on my mind, she brought out her phone and typed “Do you like what you see?” and showed it to me. I met her eye contact with a beaming smile, as I nodded in affirmation.
I was so sure in that moment that she was a “runs girl” looking for a quick night hook up. Confidently, I threw my arm over her shoulder and placed my hand on her chest. I met no resistance. My hand rested there for a while before I withdrew it, and place it gently on her laps. She looked at me and smiled as if she relished every move I made.
But I became scared and stopped just in time before other passengers noticed what’s going on. A feeling of guilt overwhelmed me. When we got to Akwakuma junction at about 10:30pm, I asked the driver to stop. I came down and boarded another bus to town. That was the only way I could flee that temptation. I was already running late for the show. When I alighted at Warehouse junction, the same lady from the other bus from Orlu stood there. She approached and whispered in my ears: “You can run, but cannot hide” – with a sardonic smile on her face. I ignored her and started moving fast. There was no bus or taxi in sight. I wanted to get to Assumpta Cathedral at Control junction as fast as possible. She followed me, and caught up with me at the “Otamiri” bridge between warehouse and control. She quickly held my hand and the next thing I could remember was waking up without my clothes on, in a hotel room, the morning of the following day. The bedspread was ruffled and I was so exhausted and hungry.
I managed to get out of bed, and went to the bathroom. I found nobody there. I realized that I was alone. She was gone. I tried to recollect how I got to the hotel. Nothing. I became so scared and cried. I found a note she left on the table that read:
"Marry me and I will give you the world, Ignore this and be impotent for life.. Meet me at Ngala river when your mind is ready to seek me"
That was when I felt my manhood and realized it was gone. I still don’t know what to do. I feel like dying. My entire world is ruined.
Note: This story is based on true life experience as narrated by an anonymous user. Locations and characters are intended for fictional purposes only.
Dear Nairalanders, do you sincerely have any experience with a mermaid or suspected mermaid?? cooked up nonsense story |
Romance › Re: Share Your Mumu Experience With A Lady by Dshocker(m): 10:43pm On Apr 17, 2020 |
AmIYourMate: Just a period after engaging in ponzi schemes, I though I had acquired a little wealth.. I happened to be in a mini shuttle with my crush , another friend of mine started hailing me in the bus and I asked the shuttle driver to divert into the roban store along the road, I asked everybody in the shuttle including the driver to pick anything they wanted, afterwards I collected the girls phone number and she later told me she had a boyfriend and wouldn't visit me. Even the shuttle driver couldnt recognize me , IV not recovered from the experience yet. Surely learnt my lesson Op you are really a mumu boy |
Romance › Re: Reality Star, Khloe Kardashian Set To Borrow Some Liters Of Sperm From Her Ex. by Dshocker(m): 10:30pm On Apr 17, 2020 |
Here in Africa we don't and cannot do such |
Politics › Re: Wike To Buhari: I Don’t Take Orders From Abuja But Rivers People by Dshocker(m): 10:08pm On Apr 17, 2020 |
skedman: you are the illiterate Dont you know that most of the oil company's are investors that represent a country. America, France, Italy and others Illiterate number 2,no investor can be bigger than her host,talk more of a state government that has its state constitution..... You would have said those oil companies should enact a constitution/law that governs rivers state.... |
Science/Technology › Re: Thousands Of Dead Fish In Rivers State Washed Up On Shoreline (photo) by Dshocker(m): 10:01pm On Apr 17, 2020 |
This was caused by oil spillage |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Wild Boars Roam Israeli City Under Coronavirus Lockdown (pix) by Dshocker(m): 9:52pm On Apr 17, 2020 |
Wildlifes doesn't know what we humans call isolation and are roaming around the urban cities because there are fewer presence of humans on the streets |
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Politics › Re: Wike To Buhari: I Don’t Take Orders From Abuja But Rivers People by Dshocker(m): 9:45pm On Apr 17, 2020 |
The fearless governor |
Romance › Re: Pls Help by Dshocker(m): 1:56pm On Apr 17, 2020 |
Rutherford2019: I'm 32yrs and unable to establish a relationship with any girl The issue is that I use to see the kind of girls I like once in blue moon and all of them always reject my advances but the girls that are always come to me are really not my specs.. I'm getting old and need a girlfriend What should I do? At this age,you are having the mind set of getting a girlfriend,instead of nurturing to have a wife |
Celebrities › Re: Elizabeth Jack-Rich Covers "World Finance" Magazine - The First African Woman by Dshocker(m): 11:55am On Apr 17, 2020 |
Tapout: I swear...I just Googled her now, her husband popped up too...they man no be fine bobo like that sef, wonder why na dem dey mostly get the queens  The husband is a multi billionaire whose company oversees the operation of OML25 oil well....So my brother,his money is very long |
Celebrities › Re: Elizabeth Jack-Rich Covers "World Finance" Magazine - The First African Woman by Dshocker(m): 11:50am On Apr 17, 2020 |
Jflex07: Very pretty and intelligent lady. Wish I can get a wife as closed to this. Make money brother,and you will get a woman more prettier than her |
Celebrities › Re: Elizabeth Jack-Rich Covers "World Finance" Magazine - The First African Woman by Dshocker(m): 11:48am On Apr 17, 2020 |
donbachi: Wow!.my cousin's wife just made my year..nice one.more and more bigger u i pray. What tribe is she from |
Celebrities › Re: Elizabeth Jack-Rich Covers "World Finance" Magazine - The First African Woman by Dshocker(m): 11:32am On Apr 17, 2020 |
She is smoking hot |
Health › Re: Nigerian Man Washes His Hands, Drinks The Water In Viral Video (Graphic) by Dshocker(m): 11:28am On Apr 17, 2020 |
Aboki na aboki |
Politics › Re: 78% Of Nigerians Support COVID-19 Lockdown – Lai Mohammed by Dshocker(m): 9:52am On Apr 17, 2020 |
This people are provoking us |
Politics › Re: Nigerians Are Starving - Dino Melaye Shares Video Of People Scrambling For Bags by Dshocker(m): 2:06pm On Apr 16, 2020 |
This country can never be good |
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Romance › Re: She Dumped Me For Her Ex, Shattered Me Into Irredeemable Pieces by Dshocker(m): 9:36pm On Apr 14, 2020 |
Descorts: We started as friends. We were so close she could do anything for me and I could do anything for her.
She had a boyfriend who was a serial cheat and treated her like trash. It got to a point they broke up and he left. She was heartbroken.
I gave her my shoulders to lean on. I was there for her throughout those turbulent times and made sure she was never sad again.
She moved on. 2 months on we started dating. It was all fun and rosy. I'm not the type to fall deeply in love or should I say, women don't tickle my fantasy, I'd rather be with my goons than be with any girl.
But this girl came into my life and I don't know what she did to me to make me so in love with her. I loved her, she loved me. It was a heaven made match and a relationship anyone would wish for. On my birthday she got me a really expensive gift and I fell even more for her.
3 months on, her birthday was close and I was planning to make it special for her. Then I heard her ex came back in town, I wasn't troubled, "she loves me so much and she won't bat an eyelid for him anymore" I thought.
And then it happened. She left me for her ex who came back for her. I heard from a reliable source that before he came back, they'd been communicating online and the guy told her he's coming to take her back and he did take her from me.....
I am broken..... I shall rise again in no time, and when I rise... I AM GOING TO BE A HEARTLESS MONSTER. These hoes... non virgins or virgins, young or old, I shall toy with their emotions and break them....
GAME ON You don't know your game,pampering a woman all in the name of love,will make her hate you.... Probably you were a nice guy and girls don't like mr nice guy. |
Crime › Re: Man Who Invited Friends To Have Sex With 15-Year-Old Daughter In Imo Arrested by Dshocker(m): 8:29pm On Apr 14, 2020 |
Is this possible? |
Travel › Re: Lockdown: See How We Are Enjoying The Beautiful City Of Port Harcourt - PICTURES by Dshocker(m): 5:45pm On Apr 14, 2020 |
The op leaves in a face me i face you ghetto community. |
Health › Re: Lagos Discharges Eight More Coronavirus Patients by Dshocker(m): 5:40pm On Apr 14, 2020 |
Of the countries in the world,na country like Nigeria get the cure for the virus.....Rubbish,if coronavirus really gets into this country,it would wipe half our population. |