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Career › Re: Should I Resign From This Job? Pls Help Me by Dshocker(m): 4:41pm On Jun 14, 2020
I wonder how people survive working for others
Science/Technology › Re: Giant Scorpion Found In My Wardrobe (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 8:50am On Jun 14, 2020
akeentech:
I found this giant scorpion on my wardrobe this morning, I had to search for the right section to post it using "snake" as a keyword so I was directed to celebrities section.

Now I understand why snake threads make fp, snakes are celebrities on nairaland.
There are stronger pesticides that could take them out
Agriculture › Re: FG To Kill Pests In 12 Northern States With N13bn by Dshocker(m): 9:23pm On Jun 13, 2020
The way everyone is keeping shut about the way government squanders money still baffles me
Autos › Re: I Am Planning To Acquire My First Car With A Budget Of 500K by Dshocker(m): 7:06pm On Jun 13, 2020
Wheelbarrow grin.... Oga 500k na 3rd hand be that
Autos › Re: How Do We Recover Our Money From A Car Dealer? by Dshocker(m): 5:50pm On Jun 13, 2020
A friend of mine got scammed of a huge amount of money(i cant put the price here) by someone who sells cars .So how do we go about it because the police has really eaten us deep and done nothing about it.

The guy who scammed him has not been online for a month now he just vanished, we visited the parents house and they said they dont know where their son is and the funny thing is that they didnt seem worried at all.
Report him in a shrine
Politics › Re: FFK: I Am Glad To Hear That Obaseki Has Joined PDP by Dshocker(m): 5:43pm On Jun 13, 2020
lotasha:
If this is true....bad political decision
So what was the way forward?
Sports › Re: Benzema Flaunts His New Bugatti Chiron That's Worth N965 Million by Dshocker(m): 7:16am On Jun 13, 2020
Onyi22:
This is the type of guy am praying for, not those ones that soak garri in the morning, afternoon n night then come online to type rubbish wit their free MB from M T N...
Dating a broke ass guy all in the name of Love is scam,
ladies pls don't settled for a frustrated broke ass guy all in the name of ''things will get better.. ''
Dump his ugly ass immediately u find someone more richer, wealthier, famous than him...
We have many depressed n frustrated ones on this forum
If you feel you can't date a broke guy,then wait till a wealthy guy locates you,or better still,you could still make yourself rich and wealthy
Nairaland General › Re: Rat Poison Kills Cobra Terrorizing My Neighborhood (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 7:09am On Jun 13, 2020
pocohantas:
It is a cobra- a forest cobra. Yes it is HIGHLY venomous. Would avoid humans, but very aggressive when provoked.

Since it had ruptured abdomen, then it most likely died from ingesting your landlord’s poisoned rat.

There are some poisons the snake’s system can fight off, the type Patience Ozokwo puts in her husband’s meal and has the guts to taste it before serving him. Your landlord obviously used something lethal. The rat didn’t stand a chance, neither did the snake.

The snake broke an important rule- only eat your kill. When no be say e be vulture or hyena, why e chop something wey done die?grin grin

So, how was it terrorizing your neighborhood? Did it snatch your phone or chyke your babe? undecided
You are right
Crime › Re: Hushpuppi Faces Extradition From UAE To Nigeria by Dshocker(m): 6:35am On Jun 13, 2020
I thought he was going to be extradited to the United States Of America
Crime › Re: Maroof Adebayo 'Marufu Alujo' Raped Me - 15-year-old Girl Accuses Fuji Musician by Dshocker(m): 8:28am On Jun 10, 2020
Very soon nairaland will be raped
Family › Re: My Husband Wants To Know Everything About My Finances. by Dshocker(m): 8:10am On Jun 09, 2020
UzorChinonso:
Good day Nairalanders, I have been married for just a year now and it has not been easy here! My Husband wants to know every thing about my finance. He has disturbed me to know how much is my salary worth of.

I have always denied him of the fact, what I know is that I used my money to refurbish our flat, got some new things to change the outlook of the place....

But I am not really finding it funny any longer. As we speak, he collected my ATM card since last two weeks, said I must tell him the pin or I should forget having it back. I went to my bank, told them that I lost the card and they changed it for me last Friday and he collected it again said it's either I tell him the pin or he will do something funny ...

I don't know what funny thing he's gonna do but I am worried! Pls is this how marriage is?
He claims to own me and own my salary! Is it fair? This marriage is too early instead I would have quit and I am pregnant at the moment!
What do I do? I don't want anybody to know anything about my finances including him till I have my baby whom my spirit accepted that I should make my next of kin.

What do I do ?
For peace to reign,divide it into two and tell him half of what you earn....This is what you should have done in the earlier stage,because he is your life partner and deserves the right to know how much you earn and i also believe what ever you tell him now,he would believe you are lying with the figures.But if you had told him since,without much persuasion from,he would believe what ever figure you tell him.
Crime › Re: Pius Nweke Arrested For Having Unlicensed Guns by Dshocker(m): 5:11am On Jun 06, 2020
KingUg:
bro his not the richest Igbo man Sir Emeka Offor is
I don't want to argue bro
Crime › Re: Pius Nweke Arrested For Having Unlicensed Guns by Dshocker(m): 10:43pm On Jun 05, 2020
obiekunie2:
This Arthur Eze must be really soo highly connected and powerful!
The richest igbo man
Romance › Re: Make 1.5m With Just 1k by Dshocker(m): 5:28pm On Jun 03, 2020
Ify10:
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17+ ETH every 50 days starting with a one time payment of 1000 Naira. It is a decentralized app that runs on the Ethereum blockchain network and helps investors accumulate up to 17ETH = 1.4 Million Naira in less than 50 days.

Chat me up via my signature to get started.
You must be a multi millionaire by now
Romance › Re: Kanayo O Kanayo And Stella Damasus Throwback Photo by Dshocker(m): 4:28pm On Jun 03, 2020
He is thinking of raping Stella Damascus grin
Health › Re: Abuja COVID-19 Response Team On Strike Over Non-payment Of Allowances by Dshocker(m): 12:30pm On Jun 03, 2020
That is a huge amount of money calculated by 30
Crime › Re: #JusticeForBarakat: Barakat Bello Raped And Killed In Ibadan by Dshocker(m): 10:26am On Jun 03, 2020
Everywhere rape
Career › Re: Should I Resign My Good Bank Job And Start A Business? by Dshocker(m): 8:07am On Jun 02, 2020
tosinntoyin:
Dear all,

I really need an advice. I currently work with one of the Nigerian banks. My monthly take home is about 450k and quite good. My major problem right now is that I have just been transferred from a Branch at one end of Lagos to another end of Lagos. All efforts to convince my boss to deploy me to a closer branch has proved abortive.

Going to work daily right now is a very difficult especially during this raining season and covid 19th period. I spend roughly 3-4 hours on the road when going to work and back home.

I am currently raising my kids on my own right now and dont know how I would manage when school resumes. Before now I drop them off on my way to work in the morning and my friend picks them up to her house in the afternoon till I get back.

I currently have a savings of 2million and would love to start a biz( I dont know what kind) as am comptemplating resigning and start a biz instead so that I can have time for my kids and not die due to stress

Please i really need advice for you all.
Why not park/relocate closer to your new place of work,besides 2 million is a small capital to set up a business and the chances of a business surviving for up to 3yrs in Nigeria is less than 30%
Nairaland General › Re: This Python Swallowed Whole Antelope In My Village (Graphic content) by Dshocker(m): 3:16am On May 31, 2020
Psalmy2cute:
pythons are non venomous.. they rely on their biting force.. and ability to constrict its prey.. but the enzymes in its stomach are 50 time more toxic than that of humans.. which makes the antelope not fit for stomach infrastructure .. the stomach of a python can digest human skull and finger nails.. which are both suppose to be the strongest bone in the human body
How can you say that the skull is the strongest bone,in the human body
Celebrities › Re: Davido To Move To His House With An Elevator In Banana Island by Dshocker(m): 8:09am On May 30, 2020
Onyi22:
I wish I can move in with him

I love Rich and famous guys
Wish no more,because your wishes can't come to reality,when you yourself is broke.... Work yourself to the top,then you can make those wishes
Business › Re: Help, I'm Being Frustrated By The Rules Of My Mum's Business by Dshocker(m): 5:58am On May 29, 2020
Blessamaka:
My post might be lengthy but I'll try my best to be brief but please read to the end.

I'm in my early twenties (20's) and currently a student in one of the prestigious university in Nigeria.

Before I got admission, I usually help my mum to sell onions in Ajegunle market aka boundary market in Lagos State.

Ever since schools were shut down due to the pandemic I've been scared of helping my mum because of the despicable rules or laws guiding the business which i might not be able to keep to it thereby putting my mum in trouble and that's the only means of survival for me and mum for now.

My mum belongs to a group of people that sells same product and they are usually referred to as Union and the leaders are the one dishing out those annoying laws.

Examples of such laws are:

1. You don't buy more than the quantity of goods apportioned to you else you will be fined and suspended from selling but the so called leaders go contrary to these laws

2. They tell you when to buy goods i.e before buying new goods, you sell your old goods for 7days not minding if the quantity apportioned to you is enough or not. My self as a case study, we were apportioned 3 bags of onions and I sell 3 bags in 3 days so me and my mum would stay at home for 4days before going to buy new goods.

3. They tell you when to start selling which is 10:00am everyday excluding Sunday and this law was before the pandemic

4. They tell you how to sell i.e the size of onions you are to sell for a particular amount as if they borrowed you money or they are the one giving you money always to buy goods.

And many more of these unimaginable laws. Right now I confused! I don't know the best way to go about this and I really do wish to start selling because I'm broke and I've so many responsibilities to care for financially.

I need legal help, advice on how to go about this until I get something else to do or probably a work or a different business.

The reason for going into business is to make profit and save for rainy days but the reverse seems to be the case here.

Please help me move to front page to get more reviews in regard to this
I will advise you people look for another location(market) to make trade,because you can't fight the union,they are fetish..... Or,i will suggest you look for another business to support your mum with
Business › Re: Help, I'm Being Frustrated By The Rules Of My Mum's Business by Dshocker(m): 5:54am On May 29, 2020
benzene00:
do we look like onion sellers to you
If you weren't an onion seller,the best you would have done was to avoid the thread and be quite...What you just said now makes no sense,please sit down and think about it.
Crime › Re: Mmanti Umoh Raped: KanKan And Dada Twin Story by Dshocker(m): 6:51am On May 27, 2020
She kept the pregnancy because her employer is a rich man and now she came out to say it because of prosperity wise,incase the man dies,they will come claim some of his property
Crime › Re: Ikorodu Cult Group Kills A Rival Cult Member (Disturbing Video) by Dshocker(m): 1:35pm On May 26, 2020
All cultist must die
Romance › Re: Madly In Love With My Fuckmate by Dshocker(m): 1:12pm On May 26, 2020
queenice7:
So when I met him, I was in a toxic relationship. I was entangled with my ex and was in love with this guy at same time. This guy tried to make me leave my abusive boyfriend for him, tried to prove to me he was gona be a better man, infact he was like my dream guy and we were fucking even when I was still with my ex, when it seemed like he had gotten me and we were now dating, i eventually went back to my ex and it kinda disappointed the guy. Now av moved on from my ex, I am now very single and lonely, although av been fucking this guy ever since.
It's more like the both of us are just using each other to quench konji, the show of affection he used to give me then, the attention, the calls, the care, is no longer there, he just calls me when he's Hot and I also notify him when am Hot coz he's the only one am fucking, like am very picky, but deep down within me, I wish he can ask me out again, so I'll say yes and the love and affection would come back. Nobody has shown me much love like this and I guess the fact that I went back to my ex scattered the whole thing. He knows av moved on, and I've since been giving him green light for us to start dating aside just fucking but it seem like he's ignoring it, and my ego won't allow me to ask him. I feel like blocking him or sth bcoz it hurts me when he doesn't reply my messages fast or ignores it, but becomes very active and desperate when he's Hot
The truth of the matter remains that he won't want a serious relationship with you,since he is already having sex with you(one of the reasons guys are in a relationship)

Besides,guys don't get emotional when it comes to sex,but women do get emotional with sex and that was why you have fallen in love with him....It is either you continue with the sex or you break up with him....As for the relationship,you are not getting it.
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Just Confessed She Fornicated Inside The Church by Dshocker(m): 1:55am On May 26, 2020
Lifedonor:
I will have to go straight to the point.

The lockdown due to covid 19 made my girl friend and I bond even closer to the extent she practically was almost living with me. She only leave my place to her house (not too far from mine) just to change her clothes or her other items as the case maybe.
Sometime along the line I fell ill and she was very much helpful.

Fast forward to early May, I discovered she had become too glued to her phone. We would be seeing a movie on TV and her phone will be with her (chatting) at a point I complained. This got worse to the extent that when I wake up in the night say 1AM this girl is still up charting.

Two days ago I went to the hospital for my final check up and I left with the keys since she wasn't around when I left the house. When I got back I found her small Nokia phone on the table and I decided to go through it.

The messages I found there are things I won't want to talk about but the major one that promoted this thread is that I saw a message from her choir member telling her that he is on his way to church already and that she should come fast before the program starts so they can meet. I went through his previous messages with her and lo and behold they have been dating for a month now.

Guys when she got back I threatened fire and brimstone and booommm! The confession.
They usually meet an hour before choir practises and they went behind the church towards the generator house to kiss touch and romance that was the reason she always left the house so Early.

Do you guys know that we had a very good sex that same day she left to the church to kiss this guy. Do you know she bathed in my house, she used my deodorant, she ate my food and wore the clothes I bought for her. Apparently she kissed and romanced two guys in less than 3hrs.

This is the second time she is cheating on me. I know quite sure there could be more but this is the only one she agreed to may be cos there was a text evidence.

She has been pleading and begging. But if she could do this even in the church and on a day I was in the hospital ... I am thinking of quitting. Pls advise me

She is 22 in her finals the guy is 25 same university (I live in a university town)

I have met her parents and I have verbally told her that I would marry her. If not for the way 2020 turned out I wanted settling down November this year. We have dated for 2yrs

She even spoke to my mom in the morning of the same day.
Simple...Mission abort
Politics › Re: Why Abike Dabiri Attacked Pantami, Communications Minister by Dshocker(m): 8:16pm On May 25, 2020
Goodman247:
na u.know, Dem go arrest u o
Am telling you the truth
Crime › Re: 3 Brothers Kill Sibling In Imo Over Proceeds From Mother’s Burial by Dshocker(m): 7:28pm On May 25, 2020
Cain,Abel and Devil.... Money that won't be up to N1m
Family › Re: Why Children Of Strict Parents Turn Out To Be Worse by Dshocker(m): 7:27pm On May 25, 2020
rockstarB:
My parents are strict too. I never clubbed nor went partying, It still had to do with my upbringing.
I couldn't bring myself to do those things because of how I was raised, it has to do with you largely, even of they gave you the chance to explore, a child that wants to explore would do that regardless.
Exploration or open eyes dont have to do with clubbing, smoking, drugs and all sort. No parents in their right mind will encourage their kids to explore such path. There are better ways to explore and get the best out of life.
Double blessings for you my sister
Politics › Re: Precious Chikwendu And Triplets Celebrate Their Birthday by Dshocker(m): 7:21pm On May 25, 2020
Righteousness89:
There are many things we do as humans and we don't know the implications....

You have a point!
Can you please shut up
Politics › Re: NNPC Reacts As Nigerians Condemn Appointments Of ‘only Northerners’ by Dshocker(m): 7:17pm On May 25, 2020
Kbs468:
it's time everyone stop depending on Government jobs for survival


with minimal cooperation of entertaining 10, $5,000,000 is achievable in 2020

visit my signature for details
I went to your signature,but you look very hungry and angry......Please,take the $5m you've made and settle your community
Politics › Re: Why Abike Dabiri Attacked Pantami, Communications Minister by Dshocker(m): 7:08pm On May 25, 2020
The truth of the matter is that Dr Isa Pantami,wants to fvck Abike Dabiri-Erewa

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