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In Nollywood,the actors are struck with one sickness or the other,above them all is poverty... While the actresses are the ones travelling out of the country,buying big cars and living in a luxurious apartment...

Angelfrost:
In this era, that Forrest will be quite fertile and fruitful.

Make inquiry,it also happens in your place

Telemon:
.where be that please

Make inquiry,it also happens in your place....

shonariwo:
Go back to your village ,them no tie ur ass for lagos

Do you have an origin?

In my ancestral home,if you commit suicide,you will be buried in the forest...

LoFarms:
Greetings from LoFarms Located in Ofada, Ogun State Nigeria.

I’m here to share details of the various stages we are going to go through setting up our first 1 Acre Cucumber farm.

We pray that God, The weather , The plants and The Pest will be fair on us. However we will do what we have to do.

Watch this space. For updates.

Pray that the fulani herdsmen don't remember your farm

Arrewa:
How people of God easily find the will and courage to do this usually overwhelms me.
Islam, religion of peace. Christianity, religion of love. And yet, we experience neither peace nor love in this country

Dude Islam over time has PROVEN that they are religion of TERRORIST and aren't supposed to leave with Christians.

Quality20:
Top on d list is herpes and chlamydia and some other rare ones. Genital skin contact is enough to get u infected. So as a man, d only way to go is have ur CD on and in addition, don't remove ur pants/trousers but rather just bring out d organ by zipping down a little- that way u have made sure that ur skin won't make any contact with d genital area of ur lover

How can you be making love with your clothes on

Petyprincess:
I doubt men like this exist in Nigeria.

Then marry outside Nigeria,so you can be happy...

medTechworld:
FOR MEN ONLY:

I considered this pieces worth sharing.......... MEN BEWARE! LONG SEX MAY KILL YOU!!!

Few weeks ago, I was called to see a patient. Without delay I rushed down the stairs and headed to the hospital wards.

The man was sitting in the back seat of a car that brought him. I watched him closely but there was no respiratory efforts, I went for the pulse, not palpable, no cardiac activity, pupils were dilated, fixed and unreactive to light.

I watched foam rush through the mouth and nostrils. Obviously he is dead.

Still panting from the unplanned exercise I did, I felt bad I couldn't do anything for him.

Out of curiosity, I wanted to know how he got to that point. The wife, a young lady in her late 30s told me they were playing when suddenly he became distressed, struggling for air and she tried to calm him all to no avail then she raised alarm
for help.

I quickly asked if her husband was hypertensive and she admitted. I requested for his drugs, luckily they came with his drugs. I went through the drugs, and was able to identify some and it included: digoxin, Viagra, lisinopril.

In my little mind I concluded the young man in his late 40s "DIED IN ACTIVE SERVICE TO THE WIFE" from heart attack.

My assumption may be right or wrong, but seeing those 2 drugs, I won't be blamed for my assumption. He may Rest in peace to the dead.

Have you imagined why men die more? Have you ever noticed that there are more widows than widowers? Just check in your little village, then extend it to your community and you will be surprised what you find.

I just want to pick one of the reasons I feel contributes to this. I will appeal that this is solely my opinion, it may be wrong or right.

SATISFYING A WOMAN

Every responsible man wants to satisfy his family and wife in terms of providing for their basic needs and also satisfying his wife in bed. But doing this at the expense of the man's life is what I want to condemn.

It is a common experience this days that women openly talk about how bad their spouses are in bed, and most times the woman makes life difficult for the man by throwing abusive words at him.

It is also common to see a lot of products being openly advertised and marketed for enhancement of males sexual performance.

A lot of women are responsible for their husband's death because of their excessive demands for sexual satisfaction, and in the bid to satisfy the woman the man take drugs that endanger his health, and their lives are cut short.

If I may ask, Is sexual satisfaction the basis of relationships or marriage? Some times some women even asks for bigger penis and my fellow man will be taking the risk to drink all sorts of drugs just to enlarge his penis to satisfy the woman.

Is this not just mocking God who created you? At the end you may dies SATISFYING A WOMAN. Why not ask the woman to reduce her vagina to size you up instead?

It is important to note that a man's sexual performance depends on a lot of factors, such as stress, diet, medical conditions such as diabetes, and drugs such as antihypertensives, as well as relationship problems.

How do you expect a man whom you nag, starve, embarrass in public, whom you refuse to support financially, who sleeps for less than 3 hours in a day, to satisfy you sexually?

Sometimes the woman may go behind the man. Most of the times the women will threaten to go outside for the so called satisfaction and the man will be struggling to take higher doses of the drugs to satisfy her to prevent adultery from his marriage.

But you know what? That woman you want to satisfy at the expense of your own life started having sex before the age of 12 years. She has been experiencing several sexual activities until the age of 25yrs or more before she got married.

Before her marriage, she has experimented sex widely with many men of different expertise and energy capacities. Unfortunately, she married you, a single man with single capacity, but she is already addicted to different sex experiences. So how can you measure up, just one man, to satisfy her?

Don't die in active service. Please your children, friends and parents will need you alive. Don't die in the attempt to satisfy a woman sexually. Just do what you can do and leave the rest to God. *If you die satisfying a woman immediately after your burial other men will come and continue from where you left of.

Our dear wives and girlfriends, we are begging you to help us live a little longer. If you don't want to join the WIDOWS CLUB, please help us financially, appreciate what we are trying to do for you, encourage us to do more, stop the nagging, go the extra mile to feed us well, give us peace of mind, allow us sleep at night, let the house be the home for also so that we can feel happy coming home after our daily toil, understand our health challenges, understand the side effects of drugs we are taking, protect our weaknesses, don't disgrace us to our children and your friends, and above all pray for us.

Then we will live longer for you and your children. Our performances then will also improve when you make us feel appreciated.

Men please do not harm yourself in any way by trying to prove that you are a man. Research has proved that ejaculating 2 -13 minutes is OK. If you can go higher without drugs better; but do not take drugs that will damage your heart.

*NOTE THAT IT IS NORMAL AND NATURAL WITH MANY MEN TO EJACULATE WITHIN 2 MINUTES OF INTERCOURSE.

In fact it is natural with several men to ejaculate fast during the first intercourse so don't take any drug for premature ejaculation, it's not a disease to be treated. The 2nd and 3rd rounds usually take longer before ejaculation. Attempt to take drugs to stay on a woman for longer time may kill you and leave the woman for another man. It may kill you prematurely so be very careful.

Many men have died trying to satisfy women. THEY DIED IN ACTIVE SERVICE TO WOMEN

Enough words is for the wise.

Thank you for bringing this to our notice

NobleAngell:
I think churches should carefully select the kind of testimonies to be shared to the congregation. This will no doubt send a wrong signal to members.

Na today churches don dey mess up

The most expensive,but common to fix those roads leading to one of the country's income revenue is what i don't understand.... These politicians are taking us for a ride.


So much hardship in Lagos

Jeffmonti:
My concern is what my girlfriend will do to herself, if she leaves I’ll have my self to blame and move on. if i have my way i will pay child support to for the child when he/she come out after a DNA test of course. But I’ll never marry a desperate woman. I was thinking of calling Lola on another phone and set up a meeting to let her i know I’ll pay child support. But not sure if i should wait for the child to be born first or just do it today. I have been really restless for many weeks.

Brothers learn from my demise abeg

Do you know the meaning of "demise"?

blessedvisky:
What exactly did he hope to achieve by going to the village?? To prove that he was a son of the soil?? Or to 'give back' to his roots??
Op there is a reason why cases of spiritual attacks and paranormal activities are more prevalent in rural areas than urban ones.

Why didn't he build in a city 'jejely' and enjoy his money and health?
Many Nigerians need to remove this idea of 'going to settle home' from their minds.
Some do this because that's supposed to be the norm (whoever created such norms and why, I don't know)

Some do it because they actually want to live larger than life, show off and be treated like royalty by commoners. Where better to get such a treatment than a rural place filled with poverty

Some do it because they think these rural areas would one day be developed enough and their investments in lands and properties there would yield massive returns for them and/or their children

Whatever the case maybe, please note somethings
Envy & Jealousy know no bounds. Many people have poor mindsets and they're extremely common in these areas where life is relatively simple. Instead of trying to emulate the rich person, they'll start wishing what is his was theirs instead. Some will graduate to the level of trying to scam the man. Some will try to bed him. Some will try to make friends with him by all means. Some will outrightly hate him and all these ones don't mind going spiritual against him to either have access to his money or ruin him completely so that they can all be struggling together

Stay woke people. Even if you must do things back home, do it as discreetly & quietly as you can. Nobody really loves a showoff (whether accidental or intentional) . Not everyone will be happy for your success

He stayed away for 11yrs....Brother if you begin fear to go village,na that time dem go fit get you and please stop disgracing your dad

I pray her marriage last

Let them go to the north and arrest underage children and their sponsors.... What a useless country we leaving in.

Over the years Christians have been killed without retaliation by the Muslims.... AMOTUKE has nothing to do with religion,so why are these TERRORIST jumping up and down.

BOYLOVABLE1:
A lady send me a friend request on facebook since early last year which I accepted, from there we started chatting.

According to her that she's from India and she will love to marry, we talked a lot. I asked her so many questions about her and she said so many things that she a single mother.

After two months she went off and I also moved on. Just last week Friday, she appears again telling me that her account was hacked.

She has been sending me pictures also request for mine which I did send, she send both nude pics.

On Friday she also wants me to send mine which I declined. After much persuasion, I sent her my nude, she insisted that she wants to see my full unclad pic.
To cut the story shorter, immediately I sent her my full unclad pic, the next thing I saw was:

"You dey craze, I resemble your mate?". I should better comply or else....
When she is through with me I will know my myself.

I just weak, immediately I blocked her on Facebook. I think she wants to use my unclad pic to scam me. She has been calling me but I refuse to pick the call.

Please what will i do?

Don't mind mind my English construction.

Look for 50k,go to sars office and make a report on it, claiming that he is asking for N2m,they will track the number with a special device

Everything about first bank is sluggish

kerzhim:
This man and his purported stories of him escaping death, and in the end there will be no video or picture evidence to back it up. Nawa o!

When ever you are under attack,please use that opportunity to video

Queenellahrose:
I’m writing with so much pain in my heart because my only child is giving me lots of trouble. She is 14. Ever since I had her, I cannot conceive again. My husband and I went trough lots of tests we are all okay and perfect so we had to accept that God wanted us to have one daughter for now and we are still believing God for more children. Where do I start we are Nigerian leaving outside of Nigeria (African country) for the past 8 years we also took along my husband niece who is now 17.

My daughter was a very nice and obedient child working hard at school and has always been making us proud but everything changed when she turned 11 years. She started getting in trouble at school, my husband and I are always called for meeting about her not working well and fighting with her classmates and she gets punished almost everyday. We as parents had heart to heart talk. She had made clear that she doesn’t like school and want us to enrolled her at music and dance school. She was only 12. Me and her dad were against it. we had convinced how important education and all we want is the best for her to finish school to have a better job and she can do her music and dance too later.

She was okay and we kept encouraging her and praying for her, things started to get a little bit better even school complained become less. Three week ago I usually leave the house at 6am for work, hubby leaves before me and the kids were still at home getting ready for school and around 11am I received a called from the police asking if I’m mrs o and chi mum I said yes I started panicking because I thought maybe she had an accident or something, the police officer asked me to come at the station.

I rushed there and what I heard broke my heart in pieces. He explained to me that my daughter and niece and other girls were caught at a hotel with boys smoking, drinking and having sex. Actually somebody called the police because they had noticed that under age children entered the hotel which is an offence so when the police came, they had arrested all of them and took them to the station requesting them to give parents details and that’s how they contacted me .

I was ashamed and couldn’t controlled my tears. I wept bitterly because when I thought my two girls are angel in fact they were doing the unthinkable. I bailed both of them and I just hated them I didn’t even talked to them to avoid beating them badly, but later when hubby came I didn’t hide anything from him. He was so angry that he flogged them mercilessly, I felt bad for them but they both deserved it. We took their phones away, tablets and TV in their room and they are banned from going outside apart from school and when they both get back from school they will eat and go and spend the rest of their day in their bedroom until nighttime.

My husband blamed me for everything saying it’s all my fault those girls are becoming bad. The truth is he is the one that has been spoiling them with expensive phones , tablets and designer clothings and pocket money. I was against him pampering them so much because I knew it will come to this but he has always told me he works hard for his children to have better things and now they had become bad, he has put all the blames on me forgetting that it’s all his faults.

We are not in talking terms for three weeks and he is not eating my foods anymore. The whole things just gives me headaches and sleepless night, it’s almost 3am I can’t sleep my head wants to explode with too much thinking.

Have you checked her to know if she is still a virgin?

Now they want to set up community police,all because they don't want AMOTEKUN to thrive

Hedonini:
As eye don clear say money no dey, Sid don turn monkey for her eye.

At all costs, do well my brothers. Do well.

And who told you that money was the cause of their separation.

Beckysexy:
Yes,I do.

Then why did you leave him

Beckysexy:
Don't know why but, I Just love this guy
Maybe because he looks like my first bf.

so you are trying to say,you still love your ex....

Why waste time,Rev father Mbaka ought to have been dismissed as a priest

webshopNG:
You are everywhere on this forum
They should make you mod one day

Signs of joblessness

Tanko the chimp looking judge....

Story!!!

Nigeria as a nation is jobless

profnigga:
God bless ur handwork sir.

more annointing.

i pray you open your eyes