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Romance › Re: Ladies Pick Your Type And Guys Which Size Are You. by Dshocker(m): 12:57pm On Mar 14, 2017
Gurlz wouldn't survive if there wasn't a D to cure em
Celebrities › Re: Freeze Defends Hushpuppi's N11M Drink: "Are Pastors Not Spending More On Hoes?" by Dshocker(m): 12:46pm On Mar 14, 2017
Hush pappi be getting the attention he wanted
Politics › Re: Uproar Over Appointment Of Lawyers As Supreme court, Appeal Court Justices by Dshocker(m): 8:37am On Mar 14, 2017
This is one of the reasons why the judiciary should be fair in their dealings & be up right
Celebrities › Re: Maryam Elisha's G-Wagon Destroyed By Fire In Lagos, Escapes Death (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 5:40am On Mar 14, 2017
Aderola15:
Camel toe lipsrsealed
What is camel toe¿
Celebrities › Re: Maryam Elisha's G-Wagon Destroyed By Fire In Lagos, Escapes Death (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 5:39am On Mar 14, 2017
The person that gave her this one,will surely and maga(ly) give her another one
Christianity Etc › Re: Thread For Members Of The Celestial Church Of Christ. Halleluyah! by Dshocker(m): 11:38am On Mar 12, 2017
johnpaul4954:
thanks to God and also congrats to my VIP member and new added member who called to subscribe and win my fixed game with me yesterday, today's fixed game is 293.50 and are for those who think its a joke or don't have the mind to subscribe yesterday, call or whatsapp the number on picture below,please is not free and for serious minded only thanks.to confirm more about me check or add me on my facebookhttps://web.facebook.com/johnpaul.ifeanyi.73
Bros if you really have fixed match,greed won't allow you give it to anyone,not even your blood brother & besides,you ought to have become a multi millionaire,rather than looking for someone to pay you N5,000 to N20,000 subscription fee grin grin grin
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Bros we refused to be scammed
Christianity Etc › Re: Thread For Members Of The Celestial Church Of Christ. Halleluyah! by Dshocker(m): 11:29am On Mar 12, 2017
Halleluyah
Halleluyah
Halleluyah
Halleluyah
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Haaaaalleluyahhhhh grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Maikori In Cell With Herdsmen, To Appear In Court Monday by Dshocker(m): 7:44am On Mar 12, 2017
Really
Family › Re: My Sister's Marriage Is About Hitting The Rocks by Dshocker(m): 7:17am On Mar 12, 2017
Michellla:
Who knows if he has been banging other women and not just sexchat?
Please what is "banging"
Travel › Re: Peace Mass Bus Travelling To Abuja Involved In Fatal Accident,Many Dead(photos) by Dshocker(m): 6:46am On Mar 12, 2017
Porsche Panamera
Romance › Re: Ghanaian Handsome Brothers Are Making Girls Go Gaga Online by Dshocker(m): 5:55am On Mar 09, 2017
Alesandese:
cheesy Really? Why do you think so? smiley
See the way your body is reacting over em,wishing you can have em all
Business › Re: Oscar Ekponimo Develops An App 'Chowberry', Brings Wasted Food To The Hungry by Dshocker(m): 9:57am On Mar 08, 2017
Good thinking,good product
Romance › Re: Ghanaian Handsome Brothers Are Making Girls Go Gaga Online by Dshocker(m): 9:46am On Mar 08, 2017
Amarabae:
Wow, One of them looks a bit like my husband.
The resemblance is close. Tall, broad shoulder, chocolate skin and goodlooking.
Boi frnd,abi husbandry?
Romance › Re: Ghanaian Handsome Brothers Are Making Girls Go Gaga Online by Dshocker(m): 9:43am On Mar 08, 2017
Alesandese:
Their bodieskiss kiss

Their eyes tho...are they high undecided

Oh their lips cry cry kiss kiss

And their brows shocked shocked shocked kiss kiss
You must be a rapist grin
Business › Re: Speculators Lose N100m As CBN Pumps Dollars Into Interbank by Dshocker(m): 7:27am On Mar 06, 2017
Provided it would help the masses
Romance › Re: How To Mould The "PERFECT MAN" by Dshocker(m): 9:08pm On Mar 04, 2017
Amarabae:
Good day friends, This is my first topic on this wonderful forum.
I love maturity and will love matured comments.
Lets go.
- "Nothing like a perfect Man"- 70% of ladies have this convinction firmly,
Are you suprised?many ladies have experienced nightmares in the hand of a man they perceived as Perfect.
The raw truth is that "THERE IS NO ALREADY MADE PERFECT MAN" but rather you can mould an imperfect guy into perfection.
Sometimes, we ladies underrate the high amount of influentiality we have on Menfolk.
YES, A woman can control a man, this topic will look at 5 Ways at how a woman can harness such a controlling ability to mould a PERFECT MAN.
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1. MANAGE HIS WEAKNESS:- is he a stammerer?a disabled?timid?poor in dressing?extreme introvert?etc .
Sweetheart,manage it! Don't feed on it,rather with love, it can be handled and corrected.. Stop putting him on the spotlight all the time.
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2. BE PART OF HIS VISION: You have to cheer him up, and play a role in any legitimate visionary project that he is handling.
He will appreciate it.
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3. BUILD UP HIS CONFIDENCE:- He embark on a project and fail, build him up with encouraging ideas.
The confidence level should not be low while you are there.
Be his psychologist and councillor.
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4. SCOLD HIM:- This is very important, a perfect man is a responsible man.
If he fails to live up to his responsibilities on anything, confront it.
Don't look the other way, let him know where he failed and how to correct himself. Scold him. Do it.
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5. INSTILL A FINANCIAL SAVING LIFESTYLE IN HIM :- Don't be the party type all the time, maybe he earns below 100k a month,yet you are expecting him to be spending up to 250k on you monthly.
It sucks. Do you dream of buying a new house or business empire with him?
Then instill in him how to save up.
Love you all.
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Please are you a potter/sculptor¿
Celebrities › Re: Beyonce Vs Osas Ighodaro Who Rocked It Better?! by Dshocker(m): 8:10pm On Mar 04, 2017
ShawttySoFyne:
Where?
Their down below look alike & taste alike grin
Crime › Re: The Police Squad Who Tracked Down Vampire And Killed The Notorious Criminal (Pic by Dshocker(m): 7:28pm On Mar 04, 2017
softwerk:
Nigeria Police!

They can spring up surprising efficiency when they really want to despite poor funding and technology!

Great Job Guys!!! kiss
The gurl on yo DP looks thick
Travel › Re: Peace Mass Bus Involved In Accident In Irete, Owerri Road (Graphic Video) by Dshocker(m): 8:25am On Mar 02, 2017
Oliviaxx:
peace againhuh?!
Hi Olivia
Family › Re: My Adorable Niece Paying Rapt Attention To Her Ipad With Legs Crossed. Photo by Dshocker(m): 7:20am On Feb 24, 2017
darbeelicous:
nice, she's cute and smart.. kiss kiss
Someone you haven't met before & you already concluding she is smart.
Career › Re: This Lady Was Fired For Being Too Pretty In London (Photos) by Dshocker(m): 7:16am On Feb 24, 2017
ToriBlue:
I've seen prettier women but she is beautiful sha.
Babe no fyn for my eye sef
Jokes Etc › Re: How Girls Behave When They See A Guy Counting Money ( Picture) by Dshocker(m): 6:46am On Feb 24, 2017
youngjoy:
thesame face guys make wen they see a cute bae with curve n nice boobs grin
Is that what women in general can offer "boobs & curves"
Foreign Affairs › Re: Mysterious Sea Serpent Washed Up Onto Shore In Philippines (photos). by Dshocker(m): 6:16am On Feb 24, 2017
Its just a fish dummies.....
Romance › Re: 10 Ways To Identify A Typical Nigerian Runs Girl by Dshocker(m): 8:07pm On Jan 25, 2017
iamDaisy:
you knw nothing john snow.
Game of thrones
Romance › Re: How To Identify A Runs Girl - By Joro Olumofin by Dshocker(m): 8:38pm On Jan 10, 2017
Mskrisx:
bro eh if u see the name calling these animals gave me eh? Felt I should catch some fun with their destiny yesterday grin.
it was worth it really!
grin


....they referred to me immediately they decide to quote my post and spew thrash undecided u want to join the movie? undecided
Join what?
Romance › Re: How To Identify A Runs Girl - By Joro Olumofin by Dshocker(m): 8:00am On Jan 10, 2017
Mskrisx:
Joro wetyn wetyn be ur name sef undecided
Oshey runs girls catcher!
Aside S.M u don't have another life? undecided

Olobe oshisko Ltd

*Modified*

Lwkmd NLS are very hilarious people.

They never hexprrrerrit... grin grin

But it's OK! Loooooool una funny oo grin. grin my mention box don full ooo lwtmb. grin grin kilode grin

# let me address this#
So every light skinned woman is a hoe right?
A Lady wakes up in the morning get dressed to work to earn a living as a marketer with a firm makes her a prostitute abi?
A woman who ha worked so hard for money then, decides to spoil herself a little with luxury is a prostitute abi?
An international business woman is a prostitute too?

Please, I ask of you all quoting to spew thrash when it had become a crime for a woman to be an achiever?to want to make a difference? to pay her bills? to buy those things she loves for self... Pleas how is it a crime?

Same men who will kill and curse you for being dependent on them...they still will be quick to tag u a HOE when they see you can do things for yourself without asking for their help.

Y'all know y I ain't bothered? Y'all stay up on me and bleat like a dying he-goat while I go about my business. Oh! I forgot. Need i remind you that some of your sisters will never know what it means to buy a bottle of SNAPP for themselves?( that's my brand undecided)....naaaà they never can! Big bro will call them a HOE! Annnnnd....THATS HOW POVERTY WAS HANDED FROM THE FORMER GENERATION TO YOU, AND YOU WILL TO ANOTHER. JUST LIKE MYTHS AND LEGEND STORY, it goes on and on but different versions. smiley crack head MISOGYNISTS.

Y'all hide behind key pads to type shiit but cower just at the mention of SHEKAU. Bloody COWARDS. When men where men, shekau would have been a forgotten story. But what do we have now? lily-livered creepy buffons spamming the mentions of "a weak vessel" bombooooclaaats! grin grin
Keep quoting and sending PMs...its been a while I had a good laugh wink


OK,OK I'm gon be very petty..
Cc..
Photoshoot?
Enyia, how come you couldn't win Mr Nairaland? OK should be safe for me to conclude that fynest..boi fine pass you? Abi has been written in your destiny to fail always? No offense smiley
Other notable Riff-raffs that mentioned their generational poverty stricken ancestor smiley

Emekskhalifa, Dicksonpal, Bolieve, Mfujah, Love Machine, Dacovanjar, EastGold, Ajewealth123,Kunlexyfred, Detyler, Mccoy47, dharmdrums, Jidxin and oh sweetpenis I saw your pm smiley smiley I wish you all a year filled with pettiness. Lower, lower you go. Ammmnneeeen! kiss

U had it on already. smiley
Babe see as u carry dis post for head like gala,like say em dey refer to u in particulargrin...
Christianity Etc › Re: Women Who Swallow Semen Are Cannibals - Pastor Olukoya Of MFM by Dshocker(m): 10:10am On Jan 08, 2017
Half the women in Nigeria are guilty of this
Romance › Re: What Is The Occupation Of Your Current Girlfreind Or Fiancee by Dshocker(m): 10:04am On Jan 08, 2017
This days,no man wants to suffer all in the name of love....I prefer marrying an ugly girl that works or have a handwork,than marrying a beautiful girl that doesn't work or have a handwork.


A man should contribute at least 65% and a woman should come up with the remaining 35% in other to run a smooth and peaceful family,gone are the days all responsibilities falls on the shoulder of the man alone.
Fashion › Re: ''You Want To Know How Neat A Lady Is, Go Check Her Hair Net!'' by Dshocker(m): 10:42pm On Jan 07, 2017
TrapQueen77:
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I'm proud of my real hair.. No hair net needed cheesy
How did you pass in English language,what has your natural hair got to do with the above topic?
Fashion › Re: Ifeanyi Ubah Disqualifies All Contestants At Most Beautiful Girl In Nnewi by Dshocker(m): 9:53pm On Jan 03, 2017
JideAmuGiaka:
Nigerian Girls can't answer those questions because it's not their area of calling.

Just ask them these;
When last did you Bleep?

How many times do you Bleep in a week?

What's your favourable size of dick?

Can you show the world your breasts?

Can you suck mr dick?

What's sex?

Etc.

I went to submit my jamb form years back, this beautiful girl came to me to help her check her form if there's any mistake. I was surprise that in the space where she should indicate her sex, she boldly wrote "three times a week", i ask her what do you mean, she said "i thought they wanted to know how many times i use to have sex in a week". I was shocked.

Yeyedeysmell.
Bros I hope u got her contact,Cos pple like DAT are cheerful givers ?
Christianity Etc › Re: Prophet Emmanuel Omale's 2017 Prophecies by Dshocker(m): 5:45pm On Jan 03, 2017
The man that killed Funsho Williams

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