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N28b that should have been channelled into infrastructure, but they chose religion as a means to squander the money.

The way Nigerian girls are going on human hair, they will start sacrificing their loved ones for human hair.

DaddyYankee:
The only man that gives Obidients heart attack! Wotowoto

You wey him no give, how your life be for Nigeria?

Watianoengineer:
Don't mind those Peter Obi followers. They are so annoying and I wish the federal government can ban Peter Obi from contesting any elections again in this country. His followers keeps insulting Tinubu and others forgetting that the so called Obidient movement enthroned Tinubu as president by draining traditional PDP votes. See where we are today.

Common sense is not common ✍️

FreeStuffsNG:
Asiwaju Tinubu is always ahead of his mediocre political opponents.

His political opponents, the naysayers and unpatriotic elements are so clueless and filled with so much negativity and bigotry that they had no clue, didn't see this surprise coming that this is part of the reasons he lifted the sanctions.

Asiwaju will always be ahead of you. $1.3 billion inflow is huge! So much jobs to be created and Niger Republic can now be using mostly our ports in Lagos including the Lekki deep seaport, to import all their national import needs and sea freight. Congrats Nigeria.

God bless you my dear brilliant, visionary and hardworking President Bola Ahmed Tinubu. God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!

That was Buhari's project not Tinubu...

Parrot can nearly bite off your finger, if you attempt to pick them up.

maureensylvia:
Seller A
Normal price N70,000
Promo price N35,000

Seller B
Price N70,000
Promo: Buy 1 get 1 free

Which of the two pricing options do you think customers will grab faster?

Nigerians like awoof, so the buy 1 & get one free will work on the customer's psychology.

I love this, because if it were to be Bihari, it would be over his dead body to arrest them, not to talk of charging them to court.

She dresses like she came from nowhere.... Terrible.

Antipob777:
Olosho. Very ugly and disgusting. Give them Biafra and see them turn their land to olosho land.

Tomorrow she will want to answer Mrs.

Nonsense

Illiteracy is truly a disease ✍️

What has ilebaye from Kogi state got to do with Biafra?

1Sharon:
I remember when ppl used to mock yorubas for using water, now everybody is preaching water, okay I see you.

PS: Nigerians need to upgrade, you don't need to touch back there when you use water anymore. There are bidets that can be installed and portable bidets.

peradventure if you were asked to mention those "laughing at the Yorubas" as you claimed, your answer or pointing fingers would be at the Igbos.

This government is not serious.

Oya drop your security

In as much as i know that Tinubu rigged himself into power, my only wish is for him to Restructure Nigeria

nifemi25:
Early 2023 a cousin of mine was electrocuted by a sars officer at Ibadan. He was accused of been a yahoo boy... He was later dumped at one general hospital at Ibadan, where we later went to retrieve his dead body for proper burial. When we got to the mogue, lots of human dead body were litered around. About 400 corpes and they have all dried .. no matter how your heart is strong once you entered the mogue. You will surely have second thoughts for life

How did you people know it was Sars that killed him?

Jennyclay:
iPhone or nothing

If you gift me this nonsense phone I will not just smash it on floor I will also rain curses on you

Olodo, since when did IELTS become iTEL?

Weretuntun:
i am madly in love with one igbo girl. i don't know, what to do.

Why not marry from your tribe?

Cashaw:
I don’t usually walk up to a total stranger. But on this day, I saw a pretty lady somewhere in my estate in Kubwa Abuja.

She was so gorgeous that I had to summon courage. I walked very close to her, calling her attention with “hello sis”

She turned back and gave me a strange look. Omo I almost tell her sorry, but as a guy man way I be, I quickly replied by saying “I’m so sorry if I appear some kinda way, I only wanted to get your attention”

“She said ok, tell me”

As I noticed I’ve gotten her attention, I replied with “you look so fine and smell nice too, which perfume are you wearing”

Omo na so conversation start o, I made her very comfy and relaxed. What I heard next made me blush.

she tell me say I look fine too and the only reason she gave me her attention was my outfit. For my mind I say “nice one”

Funny enough I got my shirt from nairaland, see my plug here https://www.nairaland.com/8025929/luxury-vintage-shirts-24-hrs

Last weekend she invited me to her place, she lives in one of the best neighborhood in ABJ, in her seating room, I saw series of awards from different pageantry. Guess what?
She was once miss heritage Nigeria. She told me how top Nigerian celebs are in her DM.

Omo the name wey I see surprise me o. Let me give you a clue, one artist wey sing 🎵 baby pana🎵 Dey chill for her DM, if you know you know.

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Na you do this one, you deserve your flowers 🌺

Joseph the dreamer....

Fictitious story, created for content and traffic purpose.

I will make you the fishers of men 🤣

Gorgeous looking

Even if Nigeria's land mass is multiplied by 100 in size, if the military were serious, they would have located those students, in less than 48hrs.

Jobless government.

Philip Shaibu was foolish to have fought his principal.

Under populated, but millions of children are roaming the street hungry.

Jeon:
Why will a normal man deny a woman to go see her family?.
Some Women dy marry shéha !.

Nah woman of before go obey, even if there's no valid reason for denying her to see her blood family. But now try it on most women.

Some important reasons might arise and you your husband will tell you to stay back.

Moneyboyz:
Early last year I was motivated to start a beer distribution business, I did my research bought the land and constructed the building.

Unfortunately for me, I didn't know someone is selling just few blocks to where I acquired the land. Although the competitor was a small scale but I do not want to compete because there is also a coke/pepsi depot right next to it.

I've decided to go into manufacturing but I'm not sure what I could do. I need ideas and possible the required capital that would start it.

Please no pure water factory suggestions.

Thank you.

Engine oil manufacturing.

adolfHitler1934:
The man should take 98% of the blame. He is not a human being. The lady who married him did so because he allowed it.
In fact, he must have been lusting after her before the tragic incident that put his woman in that condition.

I think her bestie is supposed to take most of the blame.

I want both.

DorianD:
There's this pretty lady I have been crushing on. We are both students of a Nursing college, although she's my junior (first year). Shes got the Mercedes Bends, a likeable personality, and seemed like someone I would really want something serious with for the long haul.

Just about the day I planned on getting her number to let her know my intentions, to my greatest shock she asked for mine, and questioned why I wasn't in school the previous day. This thicked all the boxes for me and felt like "the green light" was on, for a lady who wasn't in my cohort to notice my absence from school. Note that we have been acquaintances before this time, because I do engage her class in after school tutorial sessions.

To my greatest shock, she told me she's in a serious relationship, which got me confused. I have a feeling she's trying to play the "I am not unemployed card". I could press on, but dont want to be seen as a creep or stalker, so then I told her if we could just be friends as I already exposed my vulnerabilities, which she agreed.

Well it's not in my thing to be friend zoned so i discontinued my chats with her, but each time she notices my silence was becoming long, she would initiate a conversation on WhatsApp. I really can't wrap my head around this.

Do I just cut her off as fish plenty for water, or keep up with her games?

Most female students don't want commited relationship, just go with the flow.

Jennyclay:
Nonsense stat

Only my break-fast is worth 5k daily not to talk of other healthy food I cook for lunch and dinner

Proverbs 12 : 22 🤡🤡🤡