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Oga we didn't vote you in, you connived with INEC to steal the mandate of the people, even 3yrs old child in Nigeria knows this.

Samantha124:
Thank you for the translation...

You are welcome...

How is South Africa & South Africans?

The value of a kidney is $100k in America or Europe.

DeathToRiggers:
Seunmsg
FreeStuffsNG
Abdul05
drlatee
AntiChristia
duro4chang
lhordspy
Moh247
Ayamed
Animals.

So these are the list of Zombies, that APC fed with 5k, just to steal their future.

Samantha124:
I also don't understand you..😏😏😏

I was asking the OP, if i failed my English class in school, because the message is different from the heading.

Starz825:
I saw the below post on someone's status...so I decided to write what I know abt this whole brouhaha..

well, i understand why women rant alot about cheating...but I have come to realize that reasons for cheating (for men) is more biological than intentional....see...the fact is a man sexual desire is too deep for '1 woman' to handle...sadly 1 million women won't be enough either...thats to tell you how deep this shit is.
Women will never understand this about men...cos they continue to see things from their own perspective : I'm not cheating on you ,so why should you?...most Women will never know their anatomy/sexological orientation is quite different from that of men..

your man u so sure doesn't cheat isn't a perfect man...he is a highly disciplined man...give him a hug when next u see him ...he must be going through a lot in that area of his life.
see.... there are a lot of things that triggers sexual desires in men....shey na the fine fine babes wey full ground...wey full everywhere..in work places, road sides, even in churches...some of these ladies throw themselves at men ...maybe cos they are rich..good looking whataview...these are few things out of so many that tempts men and pushes their sexual desires up to the extreme......and I know you know for sure...the dick will always rise to salute even when the beautiful person in front of you is not your wife.......so for this reason, Highly disciplined men try as much as possible to place their careers, spiritual life, marital goals, family goals over their sexual desires and thats why women with such men feels like they are more than enough for their husbands...and their hubby can never cheat....

see babe..you might be right ...however if at any point in time your man start paying attention to his sexual desires and fantasies.......he will cheat and you won't be able to tame him....even if your sister/Neighbor is available at that moment...he go nak...until he reverts to his formal self....he will continue to amaze you.

Little wonder u hear things like he was not like this when we got married.. yeah he was not like that...there is a shift in focus, hence Couples should always look out for their partners....when you notice any move/changes...ask questions....raise alarm.....protect your territory....…..your husband isn't cheating today doesn't mean ooo...tomorrow fit be him turn oo ...and don't entrust your partner's well being into the hands of people outside your marriage, all in the name of trust, (you go learn)- your sister is cooking for your husband....abi your wife is staying with your friend cos you are not around and you approved of it......ok oo....penis & pussy get one mysterious way of how dem they connect thats why cheating sometimes can not be ruled out if discipline doesn't exist …..u go don nak finish before u realize say na mistake....well thats by the way.

Men (regardless of Religion, ethnicity, tribe) are arguably sexual predators cos of the penis, it has the mind of it own...when you continue to follow the directive of your penis...you will do regrettable things so, the only thing that keeps men away from sexual atrocities is getting their hands busy and mind engaged in things that can keep them fully focused and committed .....like personal ambitions, Career goals, Religious belief, cultural values, marital goals , innovation, inventions, Fear of God, fear of the rule of law and the likes.

just imagine if rape was never a crime....women no go fit waka for street again...its that bad.... thats why you see a pregnant mad woman....no be ritual ...na man like you give her belle, thats to tell you that anything abt the female gender can trigger the penis regardless of the weather/time/Location ...her smile, her thighs, her breast, her beauty, name it, even her greetings can destabilize you.
some women foolishly think it's their handwork ..nah its just God's arrangement. if not for that arrangement- konji & offspring ...may be men for no dey look woman side

This is the reason why women see men as cheap....the randy ones tho ...the highly disciplined ones aren't cheap like that like that. …

Also, I look at some women who sex starve their husbands...i go just shake my head say....you wey be say you are not enough for him ...you go still dey starve am with sex -Yes, you are not enough for him in bed and its most certain its not your fault (pls ladies never allow a man marry you only cos you are good in bed...you will regret your marriage, there have to be other qualities from your end ). so don't starve your husband.. he will surely get sex somewhere else in no distant time as long as he has his money. And let me also chip this in that women fall for men who can add value to them.....might be that you are rich or good looking or intelligent or comical...you must add value....she must see a reason to be with you...
there is always a reason a woman is with a man.

The propensity of a man cheating on his wife is very very high cos of the biological nature of a man....it makes them vulnerable when it comes to sex.

Also. over-familiarity (see finish) dey cause am.(happens to women too)...that feeling of wanting to be with someone else other than yur partner...that new spark ...this happens to men a lot esp. when the woman at home nags/insults. women dont know they become less attractive to their spouse when they nag or insult all the time. you will keep pushing him to other women.


see a lot of men cheat even those you don't expect such from. .....the best most men do is to keep their cheating life away from their wives..these type of men try to respect their matrimony......

Women must understand that most men don't cheat to spite them ...they cheat due to the vulnerable nature of their body.... the same way you take enter him eyes another woman fit enter him eyes...though responsible men will set boundaries...but he no dey easy...


Having said the above. Men must understand that sleeping with different women with different sizes and shapes will never be enough regardless of how they see it...it will only continue to add to their woes cos not everyone gets so lucky walking that path of life and still end up with euphoria....sleeping with different women is not fun....contentment with your woman and discipline will separate you from the boys .....continuous focus on things that will improve your life and the lives of your family/generation is what will keep your mind busy and give you the future you want....

so for women - I advise that women shouldn't look for a man that won't cheat on them (cos normal normal dem no dey write am for head, so no mumu yourself, be realistic) rather look for a man that cares, that has a thing for God and is family oriented. thats all.

You will have to pay me 50k to read this long epistle.

CoronaVirusPro:
Fubara needs to be taught a lesson he will never forget!

Homie never learnt from Ambode`s predicaments!

Those who can make you, can also break you!

Wike is the one that needs to be taught a lesson.

Greedy bastard.

Bliss52:



Must you link Wike and Tinubu to local Politics

Fabura is Ijaw, his opponent are interland people

In other to win, Wike signed up boys and men on street, 200,000 men and women in all unit to get votes

Now they delivered and he won, against Ameachi boys, and as usual betrayal is his payback

Fabura an ordinary civil servant now turned governor is riding in S class Maybach, flying state Private Jet , earning 400 million monthly as security votes


.

Everybody was ordinary, before they became somebody, abi dem born Wike with power?

Wike is an idiot that will go down politically.

apache4:
Thanks man. But it's really not funny at all . I swear

Reality is that next year 2024 go choke

apache4:
Yes I mean it when i say retrogressive. All the money i made last year is what have been surviving me this year, financially things have been very bad for me and i wonder what could have been the problem. And if i don't get any money before the end of this month again, then i will go completely broke from the very first or second day of January 2024.


I don't know if i should say I'm depressed, perplexed, confused or frustrated.

This year 2023 has been a very bad year for me, except for life .

Please guys let me not bore you with my frustrations. Have a beautiful Sunday all.

But you were rooting for APC to continue, why complaining?

FitCorper:
Don’t see it as him demarkerting those brands. Rather he is going out of his way to create awareness to the general public to be careful what they consume. I’ve experienced the bad Eva water and it’s honestly terrible. Those Aba guys can ruin anything they want to.

So na only for Aba dem dey produce fake products?

SETHARTHUR:
Guy please teach me crypto and stocks. I promise to be loyal to you.

Person wey you dey ask teach you, him don make am 😆😆😆

Oga stay away from crypto, but buying stocks is way more better.

Obavoh:
I am not a beggar. It is a loan I will surely pay back. Why can’t he just say he can’t lend me , instead of playing my life like long tennis

If it was a "LOAN", why not approach micro finance bank, or mobile loan apps, like Fairmoney?

unique456:
Media personality, Sally Suleiman, has caused quite a stir on the internet after she claim that a wedding that costs N10 million is not a big wedding.

In a tweet, Sally opined that N10 million is not enough to finance a big wedding in Nigeria considering the present reality and it’s for people in ‘middle class trenches’.


According to her, she planned a family member’s wedding with a budget of N10 million in 2014 and it didn’t do much, talk less of now. She tweeted, “10million naira in today’s world is not a big wedding.

I would describe it as the people who are in middle class trenches. I can break that 10million naira down for you as someone who planned a fam’s wedding with 10million in 2014 and it was nothing fantastic, not to talk of now.”

Following the reactions that trailed her tweet, Sally gave a breakdown of how she would spend #10 million for a wedding to back her point.



Continue Reading: https://theteleblog.com/10-million-naira-wedding-is-not-a-big-wedding-twitter-user-sally-sulieman-says/

That won't be a problem, if she contributes 50% of that amount on her wedding.

Testiebobo:
Nowadays eh! Having a girlfriend is equivalent to having the responsibilities as a family man. Because you are not just taking care of her alone, but alongside her friends, family and her entire village.
I felt like eating chicken this sunday, so i told her to branch to my house after sunday service. But i lost my appetite when she suggested to invite few of her friends to my house. I was like, dont bother again we will eat chicken on xmas. WHEN I PROPOSED TO YOU, YOU WERE THE ONLY THERE WITH ME.

Na me fail English comprehension, abi na you dey cap nonsense wey i no understand?

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram WTFFFFFFF MANNNN!


If too say na my MAMA dat useless landlady pour hot water..


I swear down!


Na my old KALA i go use BLAST BLAST the landlady left leg drop 4 ground b4 people go begin ask us waiting happen!


Which kind NONSENSE be dis!


LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Do you know, that you can be prosecuted for this?

Since you claim you have a gun, you will tell the magistrate how you came about it.

ahnie:
It's weekend let's have fun foodies
I decided to quickly arrange this redoil rice to hold body.


Ingredients

Blended crayfish
Bell pepper
Ginger/garlic
Redoil
Curry
Salt
Onion
Seasoning
Ochra spice.
Smoked catfish

As soon as i saw the headline, i knew you would be the person behind this post 😆

The food looks good.

How far with that woman, that her husband emptied her account?

Meddymeddy:
I went to the beach this morning and I bought this fish from one of the fishermen at N300

It is quite cheap, because you bought it from the fisher man.

If a retailer wants to sell to a consumer, that fish won't sell below N1,500

Sirchiboy:
Please let us be pragmatic on this topic.
I need seasoned tourists and travel agents to throw more light on this.
Is it possible especially for a common man ?

Not even Ghana

Mosba:
It's colonial masters that did everything that's why Obi cannot live in Anambra but settled in Lagos to enjoy the fruits of his slave colonial master's labour

Mugu, Obi is based in Onitsha

Creamypie:
Last week, A man from Anambra came to buy land in asaba. When my agent friend showed him a plot in bonsaac, an area of almost 2/4/7 light that 95% of its residents are fellow Igbos (easterners) who relocated, bought lands and built houses, he changed his mind and requested land from inside asaba town, since its mostly Deltans that bought lands and built there. E get why

You posted, but it has no meaning.

Jeon:
Chai, Nigerian Men can do anything for Money.
This is why I warned ladies to stay away from such person.Who are you to him if he can kill his mom for ritual

Where was it stated he killed them for ritual?

UDOKABESTLUV:
Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2023/12/anambra-man-accused-of-killing-his-mother-and-sister-and-burying-them-in-shallow-grave-in-enugu-video.html

It is Igbariam, not Igboariam

Funny man...

What is the problem if your wife watches cartoon?

iCare North

Sermwell:
He has done that with pictures! What other proof do you need?

Which proof?

Probably holding his wife, or a random girl he met abroad.

Nobody sleeps with such number of girls, and still have the accurate records, so he is lying.

Chimezie198:
To celebrate his 70th birthday, businessman releases the names of women he has slept with.

Guys check if your girlfriend or ex is on the list

You go explain explain tire, no evidence....

Anybody can pile up any list, let him show proof.

besayag:
Many expressed shock that she just turned 19, while others have expressed doubt about her claimed agethe young Togolese lady who went viral on social media over a year ago, has thrown netizens into a frenzy after she recently revealed that she is only 19.



In a surprising twist, Kelly celebrated her 19th birthday over the weekend, which shows that she was still a minor when she went viral in 2022.



Kelly, who started sharing videos on TikTok in November 2021, was under the radar until a video of hers suddenly blew up online, and she quickly amassed over a million followers on Instagram and TikTok.


At the time, Nigerian men were very vocal about being enthralled by her physical appearance and gushed over her derriere in her regular skimpy and figure-hugging dresses.


Some have even asserted that Nigerian men deserve to be held accountable for sexualizing Kelly when she was below the legal age.


Source :https://www.yabaleftonline.ng/nigerian-men-going-jail-reactions-viral-tiktok-sensation-kelly-clocks-19/#google_vignette

She is way above 25yrs

Love still dey intoxicate this one, ha.

RIP...

After manufacturing the batteries here, the price difference between the locally made and imported ones won't exceed N2,000

This shouldn't be on front page, because nothing concerns us.

An average Nigerian is thinking on how to eat, you are telling the dealings between the USA and UN.

TimeMachine2:
Imagine this foolish bigot that will never see anything wrong with the carnage going on in his home state, talking nonsense.

While you are at it, why don't you tell us why you are living in lagos after developing anambra? The legendary 'Go and verify' nematode has become a gossip blogger dishing outs fake aba made statistics on per second basis.

It is quite sad and pathetic that you and your generation will keep suffering and smiling forever 👌

Guy, suffer no dey tire you?