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Nayah:
Lou bess Nlr yep? dudspace yes Kandii dafa rafet and leave my "anatomy" alone lol
Mukina lou bess nanga def, mane mangui fii sama mak

Hi Nayah, nanga def.
lai lai, can't help it. I appreciate the good works of god 
Nayah of the ample bosoms you are and shall be called. But I'm sure atop that is also a gorgeous brain, fair compromise?

Kandiii my sweet candy, na ka nga def, ana weer ker gi?

Fanaanal jaam Kandii my teacher in more ways than one.

Riddle me this DK:

1. How many other clubs have moved to new self funded stadiums in the UK in the past 10 years?
2. What happened to Ajax after they built the Amsterdam arena (in terms of selling their best players) and what is happening at Valencia as we speak? why did they have to sell David Villa and Silva? why are they likely to sell Juan Mata?
3. Were Juve the only ones to suffer from Calciopoli? wasn't AC Milan also indicted? mind you most of the players that went down also came up with them but why is AC able to attract and pay for high priced talents like Robinho and Ibrahimovic but Juve can't?
4. Why is Tottenham appealing for Government funding to build a stadium and would rather opt to become Westham Hotspurs?
5. Why are the new owners at Liverpool rethinking the redevelopment of Anfield rather than a new stadium at Stanley park if building a new stadium is as easy as you're implying it is?


My point is given above, I'll repost for clarity:
[Quote]Arsene has done well with what he's had to work with. When he came to the club, we weren't even in the top 3 in England in terms of turnover, both Newcastle and Liverpool were ahead of us and in terms of value (mostly determined by Equity, assets and the balance sheet) we were also nowhere near any of those 2. Even betweeen the last list in 2010 and now we've move up a place from 8th to 7th despite the media created impression of some sort of crisis.
When some people compare us to Manure, they are quick to forget where we are coming from, there is some sort of assumption that we've always been there at the top.[/quote]

Na so the thing pain yu reach? Ol boy I don move on o, why are you acting like someone whose girlfriend just showed a red card?

On another note, Arsenal Reserves beat a non-league side 9 - 0 today, maybe they're trying to make up for the 10 - 1 defeat they suffered last season.
JET doing well against lower level opposition as usual, when will he bring it to prime time? .

You've descended to piffles, point made. I don't

coogar:
stop talking like a pillock. . . . .it's a no brainer arsenal needed a bigger stadium. highbury was smaller than where united reserves play every tuesday and thursday. every big club in england had stadium expansion on their mind but england is so small these dreams are rarely achieved.

I give up, its difficult explaining basic things to someone who's neurons and dendrites are in a state of permanent atrophy. If all the electricity from the nuclear stations in the US were connected together to give your brain a massive jolt, it would still remain in a stasis of self inflicted ignorance.
Even an SSS1 student understand that resources are scarce and have alternative uses, and Mama alata in the market understands that 1 better life used to buy maggi is not available to buy tatase. If that basic concept is beyond your grasp, then I give up.   

coogar:
arsene has done nothing. the difference between arsenal of then and arsenal of now is the move from highbury(19,000 capacity) to the emirates(60,000 capacity) and wenger did not use his own money to build the stadium. he borrowed it from the dubai folks. the massive increase in revenue puts arsenal as the 2nd most watched team in england so it is always expected their stock would rise.

And that happened by chance?
didn't involve planning and a restrategisation that affected the playing side of things?

coogar:
council of hammersmith won't let chelsea expand their stadium and it would be a disgrace for them to leave west london to go build elsewhere. liverpool are also stuck at anfield(they need a bigger stadium. . . .arsenal have done nothing apart from borrowing to build a stadium - the playing side is nothing to write home about since 2005 and i am yet to see a marquee player signed for almost 10 yrs now.

Stop thinking with your butt, its gross misuse of natural resources. When yu borrow money, does someone just give you the money? no interests to pay back? Up till last year when we cleared a great chunk of our debt, Arsenal was paying about 40m per annum on interest alone.
If it was so easy to build stadiums in the current economic climate, why the roforofo fight between the spuds and west ham over the olympic stadium?
where are Valencia and Juve who are also building stadiums at present in their respective leagues?

denzel2009:
Ok, lol it's very close to where the piercing is.

what piercing? her ear? that wouldnt be visible frontally would it? or does she have a belly ring? Kandiiii, is he right?

Arsene has done well with what he's had to work with. When he came to the club, we weren't even in the top 3 in England in terms of turnover, both Newcastle and Liverpool were ahead of us and in terms of value (mostly determined by Equity, assets and the balance sheet) we were also nowhere near any of those 2. Even betweeen the last list in 2010 and now we've move up a place from 8th to 7th despite the media created impression of some sort of crisis.
When some people compare us to Manure, they are quick to forget where we are coming from, there is some sort of assumption that we've always been there at the top.

We however need to sort out this trophy thingie on the playing side, and then Arsenal can take its rightful place in the rank of elite clubs, we are already there in terms of financial stability and money but we need to show it on the playing side.

kandiikane:
@duduspace, I am just waiting for you to ask questions.

You can be sure I will, a lot to take in. And I still need to find speakers or a forum to speak it as well.

denzel2009:
You don't wanna know lol

Let's just say I have a roadmap and back-end ETL tools  

Haba try me first, the worst place it can be is on a butt cheek and I'm sure Kandii's will be quite a treat. I promise not to faint.  

Chei, see me see trouble, O lawd have mercy on this easily distracted being. What happened to my Wollof studies?

kandiikane:
Arrgh! I am not having this denzel who are you? lol

Someone who obviously knows you more than you know. LOL
Now I'm curious about the location of that sexy dot? is it some kinda tattoo?

denzel2009:
I'm not talking oh abeg.  baby kandii is married with kids . I don't have a catalogue oh, but she has this sexy dot somewhere that will get you to bash the bishop!

Bashing the bishop is my favorite hobby, I will graduate to bashing the Pope very soon hopefully if I don't end up in an early grave first of all. 
if yu don't have a catalogue, where then did you get that App with the essence of kandii you mentioned from?   

@loyika

denzel2009:

Whatzup Denzel? any info to the contrary? and I'm still expecting your catalogue o.

kandiikane:
@duduspace, lol Phd aye? I am married so don't think that will be a good idea lol

ouch, is that some cold water on my face? alrite still wouldnt mind you helping with my wollof though. I'll be less risque.
and you must be very much versed in Denzel's wares then?  or is that where he knows you from

kandiikane:
I am really not an expert in teaching wollof but I try to do they best I can. Although, I speak both wollof and mandinka I speak more of the mandinka than wolof.
Oya, denzel has never sample this spicy kandii oo. .Noone has lived to tell the tale. kekekeke

You are my only hope for now and to be honest I've made quite some strides, not sure about my pronunciation though, that will need speaking to people in the language and all. The teaching won't be one way though, I hold a PhD in bedmatics with specialization in cunninglinguistics.  
I'm serious about that private lesson o YIM me plz. If I'm too naughty for you then you can always block me later.

denzel2009:
Duduspace, there's nothing to fess up. I can send you an app to sample any scent you want from her.

Serious?   do you deal in other intimacy gadgets as well? lemme have your catalogue, I'm getting prepared for some Kandiiii 

kandiikane:
Jiggen rafet= woman beautiful
You know when you pronounced you "Xs" you pronounced it with a sound like "xk" like a grunt from the back of your throat. . .Some use it some don't but in the original language you have to use it
Hello= Because we are predominantly muslim we always use asaalam alaikum or Jama ngaam (where ever you go in the Gambia if you see people sitting down you have to greet them even if you enter gele gele/van you have to greet)
How are you- na nga def and you will answer Jama rekk(peace aways)
Good morning- Naka suba si?(how is the morning?) if you want the exact translation. .bax(with the grunt I told you "xk" suba but you cannot use it to say good moring.
Good evening-Naka si ngom si?(How is the evening) or just say asaalam alaikum
Good night- Fanaanal jaam(sleep with peace)

Morning-suba
Evening-ngom
Night-guddi

a lot to take in, I'll pause awhile to take it all in.
more challenges about how to take this in, I need to find speakers and conversations but I'll still follow this thread and ask for explanations.
how bout those private lessons?  
I promise to be a good boi. won't hack your pc and won't chuck any unnecessary indecency at you (except yu like it LOL)
so help me god.

kandiikane:
Yes yo do. .Who told you I live in stevenage? I said hertfordshire but never said stevenage. .I use to live in london though. .NW9 and HA8

Out jumps the truth Denzel, time to fess up.  
where did you get the opportunity to sample the spicy candy's enticing scent?

dayokanu:
Negotiations on for Cesc.

Music to my ears

Dayokanu nit ku bon nga 

slimshay:
All this handwringing aint worth two-pence.

The saddest news this summer is that we are negotiating to sell Cesc. Means he has given his answer to the question AW has been asking him since. Does he want to stay or go?
Some people will now say Nasri will do the job. I laff in jabulani.

Baba ijebu sort this s#!t out.

Cesc has wanted to go since last season, if he goes the others will just have to step up thats all and we definitely have to get everything he is worth to reinvest. I won't be happy sha, Cesc is the embodiment of everything Arsene and Arsenal have been working at this past 6 years or so.

I still don't believe its a given he will go sha, its Barcelona who have muddied the waters too much, if they fail the boy this season though I would expect him to come out and close the door to them permanently in a very strongly worded statement of commitment to Arsenal, we can't be doing this every season.

He might be the best player in our team truly but at this stage in Arsenal, we need players and particularly a captain who knows exactly where he stands.

coogar:
mumuface:

I hope this is the beginning of another controversy that will sweep many of this Manure parapo people in English football away as the hacking scandal has swept the rug under Murdoch's feet.  Tongue

Go and watch program and hear the insinuations against Old red nose first. You too dey jump like Antelope. cheech.

those were your words and yet you made a u-turn nothing has been substantiated against fergie - it's pitiful you stay in manchester and yet you still reason like a chimpanzee in the hills of idanre.

Why are yu now bathing yourself in feces like a frustrated gorilla? I tire for you o coogar, will it take Debo to come and explain the difference between insinuations and substantiated fact? and the difference between hope and reality?  
do you read things and think first before you respond or are you just naturally agitated to respond first and then think later? The only people who act like this in manchester are those chaps who went in hoodies to Rooney's house. You is in dire need of some refinement  

coogar:
what has bryan robson gotta do with man utd/old trafford/sir alex? robson last played for united when you were still in your sullied pampers. since then, he has since managed west brom, middlesboro, bradford city, sheffield united and now thailand. he last laced his boots for united like 17 yrs ago.
abeg, if you have anything substantial to say - spew it. otherwise put a sock in it.

a pity yu're still soiling yours at such an old age and wiping your potty mouth with it. Was Robson the only person allegations were made against in the program? fair enough nothing has been substantiated against Fergie and I never implied they were. A pity I assumed yu wld understand that but of course one would expect the silly coogar to go beserk as usual without any in depth reasoning.

coogar:
mumuface, you are a tool!

one woulda thunk staying in england should have gone a long way to educate and expose you. . . .but you sound like someone still living in the depths of idanre hills. so what are you going to accuse rupert murdoch of now? his goons hacked arsene wenger's voicemails to see through his signings, tactics and formations then sold to ferguson and roman abramovic? when will you stop disgracing the likes of debosky, dr.kitaun and eldee on these pages?

E gbami o, this boy is seemingly beyond redemption, have you watched the program abi is the program about Murdoch?
yu sabi English pass this naa, why are you embarrasing yourself and speaking like yu dey toast omo alata like this? o ga fun e o.
Go and watch program and hear the insinuations against Old red nose first. You too dey jump like Antelope. cheech.

You live in England? where? if yu live in London then it seems Denzel truly knows you.

More words, Greetings

Hello
How are you
Good morning
Good night

Just to show you what I've picked up, this is not going to be easy and I'll need private tuition.  
don't want to ask for your yahoo id for on here privacy reasons but mine is on my profile kindly send a mssg and I'll add you on YIM
I'd like to believe I'm a bit smart and can get the hang of this.

kandiikane:
My oh my, irresistible.   when and how can we take this further? I like Jasmine, titilates the senses yu know?  

Lets start from Bon does that mean bad? Bon= wicked. .Danga bon means you are wicked or yow nit/nyit ku bon nga= you are a wicked person. .

if bon means wicked, seeing that nga shows up in both words, am I right in thinking that nga means person? I'll pause on this its a bit more complex use of the language with the use of adjectives and conjuctions and can I use it like Dayokanu ku bon nga?  

what of gender? boy, girl, man, woman? boy=haleh bu goor(haleh means child but their is no h in the wollof language so we use x instead of h but coz I want you to understand through pronouciations I will use the H)
Girl=Haleh bu gigene(jigeen)
Woman=jigeen or soxna but we usually use jigeen
man=goor
Dum(spelled with two oos instead of you)=child
and how do yu use them in sentences?

A bit confused, 2 words both referring to a child? can it be that xalex (I assume thats the right way to write it) is more like little? and do you mean dum is pronounced more like doom or is it spelt like doom and pronounced like dumb? and "bu" is definitely some kind of conjunction like "is" right?

Like:
Ade is a boy
kandii is a babe (sorry I meant girl)
Ade xalel bu goor la
Kandii xalel bu jigeen la

Okay, just noticed the xalel different from xalex as I thot, and why the la at the back? which reminds me what does Fii mean?

Nayah:
Jiggen rafet

Is Nayah of the ample bossoms and toothy smile referring to you as a girl here?

kandiikane:
Duduspace, yes I do taste of candy and also smell it any flavour you desire. .

My oh my, irresistible. when and how can we take this further? I like Jasmine, titilates the senses yu know?

kandiikane:
Give me words you want to learn and I will spell it for you the way it is pronounced.

Lets start from Bon does that mean bad?
what of gender? boy, girl, man, woman?
and how do yu use them in sentences?

Like:
Ade is a boy
kandii is a babe (sorry I meant girl)

Thinking aloud:

Why does Kandii sound like candy? does she also taste like candy?
hmmmm, all thats sweet and nice, full of spice. 
will yu be my teacher?

@Debo

Everything was finalized with the club, its the boy's family that messed up, its a bit like the Mikel Obi affair, I guess the Baba wanted more money, it should all have been finalized yesterday, Arsenal had everything done with the club and even did the medical through the club not requiring him to come to London but the Family stood arsenal up and never showed up to sign. Possibly some agent got to them and offered more money.
That is why Arsenal keep their dealings under wraps, our scouting network is now famous and when they are aware of Arsene's intentions they all go for the same players.

coogar:
what has sky's rypert murdoch and news-of-the-world hacking gotta do with man utd and english football? what is wrong with this duduspace that cannot distinguish between his thumb and his toe?

Go watch the program first and then come back and make some sense. You spout from an ill informed position. 

What kind of Segregation is this? na so Jews dey form Ghetto everywhere dem go and Hausa people dey form Sabo all over Naija.
and how exactly can we be sure yu aint planning terrrorist activity here? 
Okay, yu're welcomed to your own space no wahala. My big question is how can you help those who want to pick up a few words of wollof and the structure of the language?

I'm going on vac to Gambia soon and don't want to become a stark illiterate when I arrive, my experience in france still gives me bad memories.
would any one of you good people be kind enough to lend a hand? The only word I think I know is "bon" and that means bad right?

They say the first words to pick up in language are the bad ones so the only one I know in Polish is Kudvah which means f-u-c-k so will someone give me an heads up plzzzzz.

I still marvel at how the human mind works? I shudder to think of an adult being beaten like that how much more a small boy and one you gave birth to yourself? chei, o ga o. That woman is unfit to raise a child. She is border line psychotic.

xxcarolxx:
I would love to punch her lights out, That poor child is scarred for life, it will take him a long time to heal,

The phsyical scarring is small, what of the psychological? if that boy grew up in that atmosphere, what manner of heinous creature do yu think he would have become?
maybe like one of these mofos
http://blackwales.co.uk/index.php?option=com_k2&view=item&id=16:they-then-forced-an-axe-into-their-victims-private-parts&Itemid=147

chamotex:
The same Ibime that lived in Woolwich for many years? 

levels don change naa, courtesy of Romanarab money. Wetin you still dey do for there Chamo? the money nor flow come your side? I forgot, yu manure people are broke-ass and heavily leveraged