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Christianity EtcRe: Who Know This [for The Wise] by e36991: 12:38am On Jun 04, 2010
GoodMuyis:
Friends Pls Who the meaning of the below and the bold words bellow



(Daniel 11:14 KJV) And in those times there shall many stand up against the king of the south:

also the robbers of thy people shall exalt themselves to establish the vision; but they shall fall.


No Jokes here for the Joker this isn't comedy am serious to this  angry angry cool cool
GoodMuyis:
huh huh huh huh huh huh huh
@GoodMuyis

Here is an Ezekiel 7:22 parallel:

"My face will I turn also from them, and they shall pollute my secret place: for the robbers shall enter into it, and defile it."

and here is Wesley's commentary on it:

Turn - Either from the Jews, or from the Chaldeans, neither relieving the one nor restraining the other.
Secret place - The temple, and the holy of holies.
Robbers - The soldiers.

Now, show your hand wink . . .
Christianity EtcRe: Who Is God? by e36991: 9:10pm On Jun 03, 2010
BabaEarly:
Can someone really tell me the truth about God?
@BabaEarly

   You want answers?

   You really want answers?


   [flash=200,200]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXoNE14U_zM&hl=en_[/flash]

  BabaEarly I made the video size small
   cos of your internet connection
   Couldn't resist practising my Jack Nicholson line wink
CelebritiesActress and glamour model has signed $500,000 deal to pose n@ked by e36991(op): 3:09pm On Jun 03, 2010
[size=14pt]Kelly Brook set to strip for Playboy in $500,000 deal[/size]

Kelly Brook is definitely a girl who knows how to show off her assets.

And what better place to do that than the cover of legendary men's magazine Playboy.

The actress and glamour model has signed a half-a-million dollar deal to pose n@ked for the publication later this year . . .

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1283623/Kelly-Brook-set-strip-Playboy-500-000-deal.html#ixzz0pnav4ehx
Christianity EtcRe: Michael Jackson's Real Cause Of Death! [official] by e36991: 9:19am On Jun 02, 2010
THE MUSIC INDUSTRY EXPOSED - The Michael Jackson Sacrifice (Part 7)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm2l0FNBsn4&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"[/flash]

DISCLAIMER: Not necessarily the opinion of poster
Christianity EtcReligious Leaders Unite Against Planned Jesus Cartoon by e36991(op): 8:27am On Jun 02, 2010
[size=14pt]Religious leaders unite against planned Jesus cartoon[/size]

It's not on the air yet. It's not shot yet. There's no pilot yet. There might not even be a script yet.

But Comedy Central's plan to develop an animated project about Jesus Christ has the biggest names in the TV watchdog business forming a protest supergroup to preemptively smite the show
.

Brent Bozell (president, Media Research Centre), Tony Perkins (president, Family Research Council), Michael Medved (talk radio host), Bill Donohue (president, Catholic League), Rabbi Daniel Lapin (American Alliance of Jews and Christians) and Tim Winter (president, Parents Television Council) are joining forces to form the Coalition Against Religious Bigotry.

Comedy Central's "JC" is in development, which means it's still a couple of steps from getting the green light as a series. The project is about Jesus trying to live as a regular guy in New York City and wanting to escape the shadow of his "powerful but apathetic father."

Because Comedy Central recently censored "South Park" for its portrayals of the Prophet Muhammad, some Christian leaders see the prospect of a Jesus cartoon as proof of an offensive double standard
.

CARB will hold its first press conference on Thursday to urge advertisers not to support the project, should it ever hit the air.

"After we reveal the vile and offensive nature of Comedy Central's previous characterizations of Jesus Christ and God the Father, we expect these advertisers to agree wholeheartedly to end their advertising on Comedy Central and discontinue their support for unabashed, anti-Christian discrimination," Bozell said in a statement.

"Why should they be supporting a business that makes a habit of attacking Christianity and yet has a formal policy to censor anything considered offensive to followers of Islam? This double standard is pure bigotry, one from which advertisers should quickly shy away."


Comedy Central had no comment.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20100602/tod-oukoe-uk-jesus-1a5e080.html
PropertiesRe: N1.5m For A Plot Of Land: by e36991: 7:33pm On Jun 01, 2010
Kobojunkie:
$10,000 US for a plot of land in Nigeria

when you can purchase an acre for that amount in one of the major cities in America?

Why do we continue to do this to ourselves?
@Kobojunkie

You tell them ojaare

All this long throat don tire me
Christianity EtcConvinced He Was Possessed By The Devil by e36991(op): 9:45am On Jun 01, 2010
[size=14pt]Cage fighter 'ripped out heart of training partner'[/size]

A US cage fighter ripped out the heart of his training partner while he was still alive after becoming convinced he was possessed by the devil.

Jarrod Wyatt also cut out his friend's tongue and ripped off most of his face in a brutal assault that police said looked like a scene from a horror film.

They found the 26 year old standing n@ked over his friend's body with body parts, including an eyeball, strewn around the blood splattered room.

Wyatt told police he had drunk a cup of tea spiked with hallucinogenic mushrooms and became convinced his close friend Taylor Powell was possessed.

According to an autopsy Powell, 21, bled to death after his heart was ripped out.

The coroner said Powell had been alive when the organ was ripped out after his chest had been sliced open with a knife.

Wyatt told the police he thrown the heart into a fire along with other organs that he had removed from the body.

He told investigators he cooked the body parts because he was fearful Powell was still alive and he "needed to stop the Devil."

Police had been called to the grisly scene after a third friend had witnessed a sudden mood change in Wyatt after they had all ingested wild mushroom tea.

Justin Davis told police he returned to the flat in Klamath, California, to find Wyatt unclothed and covered from head to toe in blood.

He noticed an eyeball lying in the middle of the floor and saw Powell's mutilated body
.

A lawyer representing Wyatt has claimed the wild mushrooms caused him to act in such a violent way and had not control over his actions

"My client was trying to silence the devil," said James Fallman.

"I think he was having a psychotic fit based on the mushrooms he had."


Wyatt has been charged with first degree murder and torture.

Prosecutors added the torture charge as Powell was still alive when his heart was removed.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/7787039/Cage-fighter-ripped-out-heart-of-training-partner.html
PoliticsRe: Bbc Airing Another Lagos Documentary Tonight! ! ! ! by e36991: 11:07pm On May 31, 2010
FL Gators:
What time tonight? And what network is this gonna be aired?
@FL Gators

You wouldnt be able to watch it cos you're outside the UK

The only workaround is if you are connected to a gateway with an UK IP number

By the way, dont fret yourself if you're unable to watch because there werent much to worry or excite in it

but dang; when will all this poverty, grafting, hustling, no mercy, stitching each other up end etc . . .
CelebritiesRe: Okereke Has "Problems" With Nigerian Culture by e36991(op): 8:32am On May 30, 2010
Marabout:
Historically Queen Amina, Queen Idia, Queen Moremi, Madam Tinubu,

and later Margaret Ekpo  and many more are well-known for their abilities and contribution and are our heroines.

So Mr Okere we have known for centuries that our women are great.

Joy Ogwu, Alele Williams, Ngozi, Kema, Dora, Ifueko, Diezani

and many more represent the modern Nigerian woman and what they can do if given  a chance.

For a country jumbled together by Britain with the intention of perpetual subjugation,

WE HAVE A LONG WAY TO GO but the Nigerian woman's condition can only get better.

Problems Nigerian women face is just a reflection of the wider societal challenges.
@Marabout

[size=14pt]Funmilayo Ransome-Kuti[/size]

How did you manage to leave Iku Baba Yeye's (i.e. Fela's) mum  out of the list?

- Funmilayo Ransome-Kuti

First Nigerian woman to drive a car in Nigeria

She battled against indiscriminate taxation of women by the colonial government.

She was the first Nigerian woman to drive a car

and she was member of the team that negotiated Nigerian independence with the British
Christianity EtcPastor Fails To Make Church After Being Locked Up By Police by e36991(op): 9:43pm On May 29, 2010
[size=14pt]Drink-drive priest fails to make mass after being locked up by police[/size]

A Catholic priest who missed mass after crashing his car while almost three times over the drink-drive limit has apologised to parishioners for his 'shameful and wicked' act.

Father Bede Rowe, 39, failed to make Sunday mass after spending the night in a police cell.

He had downed several glasses of wine at a meal with friends earlier this month before attempting to drive home through Warminster, Wiltshire.

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/05/29/article-1282409-09CBCA68000005DC-970_468x286.jpg
Remorseful: Father Bede Rowe said
he hoped people would learn from his actions after he was arrested for drink-driving

He crashed into railings on the town's high street and was arrested by police after one of his tyres fell off his car when he tried to drive away from the accident.

A breath test revealed that Father Rowe was almost three times over the legal limit and he was held in a police station overnight.

Father Rowe, who has presided over St George's Catholic Church in Warminster for four years, has now written a personal letter apologising for his actions
.

He said: 'I find myself having done the most extraordinary bad thing and it just turns everything upside down, but it's at time like these you realise the support and care of others.

'I have to deal with my conscience, my contrition, my shame and concerns from my parishioners and I will do whatever I can to become a better man and a better priest.

'It's up to the bishop whether I stay. Good can come out of anything. For myself I have to and will learn from this.

'If there's one person that doesn't get into a car and drink-drive because of this, then something good has come out of it. I wanted to let as many people know as possible.

'There's no point brushing this under the carpet. I will pay the consequences. I know I will have to stand in front of God at the end of my life.'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1282409/Drink-drive-priest-fails-make-mass-locked-police.html#ixzz0pLvpkf7J
CelebritiesOkereke Has "Problems" With Nigerian Culture by e36991(op): 2:24am On May 29, 2010
[size=14pt]Okereke has "problems" with Nigerian culture[/size]

https://d.yimg.com/i/ng/ne/wenn/20100509/12/1512394141-okereke-problems-nigerian-culture.jpg
Kele Okereke has "problems" with Nigerian culture

Bloc Party frontman Kele Okereke finds it difficult to relate to his Nigerian heritage - because of the country's stance on women's rights and homosexuality.

The openly gay singer was born in Britain, but both his parents hail from Nigeria, where homosexuality is a highly contentious issue.

And Okereke insists the country's viewpoint on gays, as well as women's rights, makes it tough for him to feel a connection to the African nation.

He tells Attitude magazine, "I was born in the U.K. and my parents are Nigerian. Fundamentally, I do have problems with a lot of what I perceive to be Nigerian culture. How they treat women. How they treat gays. It's a very hierarchical system where you always have to defer to your elders even if you know them to not be right. That's something I personally disagree with. I think everything should be open to discussion. To reason is part of being human.

"Nigeria is part of my heritage. I'd like to explore it. I love African music. I love African food. I love African people when I meet them. But these things are very complicated for me personally."

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/1/20100509/ten-okereke-has-problems-with-nigerian-c-c60bd6d.html

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciR33xgnlCI&hl=en_GB&fs=1&[/flash]
CelebritiesRe: 50 Cents Lose 54 Pounds For A Film Role...pics! by e36991: 3:23am On May 28, 2010
. . . but the tattoos' are missing . . .


Where is the tattoo?

I suspect photoshop!
CelebritiesRe: 50 Cent's Extreme Weight Loss by e36991: 3:22am On May 28, 2010
Christianity EtcRe: Who Was Mary Magdalene & What Is The Mystery In "the Last Supper" By Da Vinci? by e36991: 10:05pm On May 25, 2010
michelin89:
Leonardo wasn't a fool for sure. So I just want to know if he was just playing a joke on the Church

or he had valid motives to assume Mary Magdalene was so important to Jesus to be represented among the other disciples.

Leave the Da Vinci Code out of this. I am talking about Leonardo da Vinci, and not Dan Brown.
@Michelin89

You are in Rome or there about, so you do probably know more than anyone else that Leonardo aint no fool

but rather is a genius; not limited to paintings alone but other fields such as science, medicine, encryption etc

Leonardo's jokes and pranks are well known and widely documented

they dont exclude numerous works and paintings commissioned by the Pope or church

He displayed his dillusionment and disgust of the hypocrisy of the church with treacherous and disguised paintings

He literally took money for the commissions, stuck two fingers up and screvved them all

The church no different to present day Penterascals are more concerned about the outside of the cup than the inside

Pristine, colorful and elegant on the outside but full of grime yuck and muck inside

- we wont delve into Leonardo's dark side
Christianity EtcRe: Who Was Mary Magdalene & What Is The Mystery In "the Last Supper" By Da Vinci? by e36991: 8:51pm On May 25, 2010
Though the book is a good read and all; speaking for myself

It's beggars belief why most dont notice the below excerpt copied out from the copyright page of Dan Brown's Da Vinci code

- the underlines are placed by me


[center][size=14pt]
Corgi edition published 2004

3 5 7 9 10 8 6 4 2

Copyright © Dan Brown 2003

The right of Dan Brown to be identified as the author of this
work has been asserted in accordance with sections 77 and 78
of the Copyright Designs and Patents Act 1988

In this work of fiction, the characters, places and events are
either the product of the author's imagination or they
are used [u]entirely fictitious[/u]ly

Condition of Sale

This book is sold subject to the condition that it shall . . . [/size][/center]
Christianity EtcRe: Could Adam & Eve Have Eaten The Fruit Without A Worm In It? by e36991(op): 10:08pm On May 23, 2010
Joagbaje:
The fruit , i believe was meant for them, but they ate it prematurely
Aletheia at Joagbaje :
Please explain more on this your comment above as it is somewhat confusing to me.
@Aletheia

Whilst anticipating Joagbaje's explanation or follow up,

can you elaborate which part of Joagbaje's comment you find confusing

or is it his/the whole statement?

Thanks in advance . . .
Christianity EtcRe: To All Homosexuals Home And Abroad by e36991: 5:08pm On May 23, 2010
Orikinla:
[size=14pt]Leviticus 18:22 (King James Version)

Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.[/size]
@Orikinla

Thanks for the reminder and/or FYI

but it aint just Homosexuality

The below is an inexhaustive list of other things the Bible considers an abomination

# A proud look (Proverbs 6:16-17)
# A lying tongue (Proverbs 6:17; 12:22)
# A wicked scheming heart (Proverbs 6:18)
# Feet that are quick to sin (Proverbs 6:18)
# A false witness that speaks lies (Proverbs 6:19)
# Justifying the wicked (Proverbs 17:15)
# Wearing clothes of the opposite sex (Deutronomy 22:5)
# Offering human sacrifices (Jeremiah 32:35)
# Robbery (Ezekiel 18: 6-13)
# Murder (Ezekiel 18: 6-13)
# Adultery (Ezekiel 18: 6-13)
# Oppression of others, particularly the poor or vulnerable (Ezekiel 18: 6-13)
# Violence (Ezekiel 18: 6-13)
# Breaking vows (Ezekiel 18: 6-13)
# Lending with interest to a brother (Ezekiel 18: 6-13)
# Lying with a menstruous woman (Ezekiel 18: 6-13)
# Hardness of heart (Ezekiel 18: 6-13)
# Love of money (Luke 16:15)

The list goes on, in actual fact ALL sin is considered an abomination by God.

Lawd have mercy.
BusinessRe: Best Bank To Open A Savings Account by e36991: 9:04am On May 23, 2010
Meddler:
What about Standard Chartered? They still have banks in Nigeria. Are they any good?
naijatoday:
I am thinking of Standard Chartered too. they are everywhere and they have an online savings account for their Nigerian branch.
Meddler:
i'm just curious as to if you can open a Standard and Chartered bank from outside the country
@NaijaToday or Meddler

Contact them in person, by emailing or by calling via any of the below details and keep the forum posted with the feedback

* Telephone: 00234 1 270 4611-4
* callcentre.nigeria@standardchartered.com

OR

* Address: 1 Basinghall Avenue, London, EC2V 5DD, United Kingdom
* Telephone: +44 (0)20 7 885 8888
* Fax: +44 (0)20 7 885 9999
* Opening Hours: 9.00am – 5.00pm, Mon – Fri
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Lars Lagerback Is Trying To Surprise Everybody by e36991: 9:48pm On May 22, 2010
Toba:
U better carry your questn away cus im still hurt seeing my team being defeated by inter
@Toba

Commiseration me brethren

Looked like the special one has done it again

I was hoping that Milito manage a hat trick

and so claim a championship history of first scoring three goals in a final
Christianity EtcCould Adam & Eve Have Eaten The Fruit Without A Worm In It? by e36991(op): 8:05pm On May 22, 2010
Could there have been a permissible time or not that Eve could have eaten the fruit without sinning the worm in it?

1) God will again walk with man - Revelation 21:3, 22:3-4
2) Pain, suffering, and death will be no more - Revelation 21:4
3) God Himself will illuminate the Earth - Revelation 21:23, 22:5
4) The Tree of Life will once again be on Earth - Revelation 22:1-2

Observe that the above is a list of some significant things that will happen and/or be restored when the New Heaven and New Earth are brought in.

Revelation chapters 21 & 22 has more and/or detailed information

The Tree of Life will once again be on Earth!

. . . but oh-oh!! Something else in the list is conspicuously missing . . .

Are you wondering why the other tree is noticeably absent at this stage?
Christianity EtcRe: Chicken With Four Legs: Evidence Of Juju? by e36991: 6:18pm On May 22, 2010
Aloy+Emeka:
[size=16pt]Chicken With Four Limbs In Ogun[/size]

Residents of Ojuore in Sango area were amazed when a chick with four limbs was hatched by a mother hen last Sunday.

And the ever superstitious neighbours suspected it was an act of wizardry by the chicken farmer who is simply known as Bola City.

The incident, it was learnt, happened at about six o’ clock in the evening. Residents who witnessed the incident were scared of moving close to the chicken farmer for they suspected he must have bewitched the hen which hatched the four-limbed chick.

Even pregnant women who lived in the same compound with him were said to have deserted their homes because of fear.

Bola City was said to have been forced to vacate his house due to the suspicion and commotion that were generated after the incident.

Mulikat Ajala, a neigbour of the chicken farmer said: “In fact, this is unbelievable because it has not happened before. But I am not surprised because the man (the chicken minder) had been behaving strangely. And for his hen to have hatched a chick with four limbs means he could be a wizard. In fact, I cannot allow my children to move closer to him lest he bewitch them.”

Some Christian as well as Islamic faithful seized the opportunity to preach that people should turn to God, saying that the incident had some spiritual significance.

Experts, however, said the chicken suffered from genetic disorder before it was hatched . . .
@^^^

Juju ko, Hiphop ni

The bright side is extra drumsticks to go round grin grin

Nevertheless, its suffice to say, ignorance is a disease . . .

  [flash=480,385]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWCgSbefOZA&hl=en_GB&fs=1&[/flash]
  Baby chicken with 4 legs, from near Mae Sai, in Thailand
PoliticsRe: Yar'adua To Rule For 15 Years? by e36991: 5:59pm On May 22, 2010
RIP

Man proposes, God disposes

In his heart a man plans his course, but the LORD determines his steps - Proverbs 16:9
BusinessRe: Can One Shop On Ebay From Nigeria? by e36991: 9:02pm On May 21, 2010
ChairCover:
Wonders will never cease.

I was in Lagos last week, so I logged into my EBay account on my laptop and placed a bid on an item that I wanted.

Half an hour later I received 2 Emails from EBay saying that they think that my account has been compromised. Before I could say Jack Robinson, the account had been temporarily locked & I could no longer log in.

When I got back to the UK I had to ring EBay and explain that I was the only one who had logged in. They said that they didn't like the IP address that I had logged in from and had thought that my account had been hacked.

I got the account reinstated but I wont be logging into EBay from Nigeria again
.

Its a very sad & embarrassing situation that fraudsters have blessed our great nation Nigeria with.
@ChairCover

If it were me when next am travelling to Naija, I'll just let EBay know about the travel and how long I'll be there for.

Just like when peeps inform banks they're travelling abroad should in case the banks start noticing unfamiliar & foreign credit card spending patterns

and so prevent the banks clamping up the card
Christianity EtcRe: Why Aren’t Christians Better Off Than Non-christians? by e36991: 6:20pm On May 15, 2010
Mama-gee to Mazaje:
[color=deeppink]Poster. . .

Did you bother to add most to your thread?[/color]
Mazaje at Mama-gee:
Most what?
@Mazaje

Excuse the arbitration

I am presuming Mama-gee would rather you posted the heading as "Why Aren’t MOST Christians Better Off Than Non-christians?"

I suppose, in her view, adding the adjective makes a whole lot of difference
Science/TechnologyRe: 42-year Old Panel Beater Redesigns Vw Beetle by e36991: 7:10am On May 15, 2010
ajadudu:
If you were around in the early 80's you will know that VW actually manufactured the beetle in that shape. EXACTLY
This dude just found a junked beetle model like that and beat it back to life. Meh!
Zero creativity, 100% copy copy. Next,
https://www.oldbug.com/061604%20146.jpg     https://img594.imageshack.us/img594/9979/pix201004281540291.jpg
Christianity EtcRe: You Are A Citizen Of Heaven by e36991: 9:35pm On May 14, 2010
Gamine:
PHILIPPIANS 3:20 NRSV
20 But our citizenship is in heaven, and it is from there that
we are expecting a Savior, the Lord Jesus Christ
.

As a believer in Jesus Christ, you have a new citizenship.
Your name is written in Heaven. Heaven is your homeland.

Because you are its citizen, Heaven is responsible for you.
If necessary, Heaven will send its soldiers (angels) to assist you,
and when necessary, to evacuate you.

Although we live on earth, we operate under the laws of our homeland, Heaven, as well as the laws of earth.

As a citizen you have certain rights and obligations.
To understand them you need to read the Bible with the help of illumination by the Holy Spirit.
You need to ask the Lord to teach you and give you understanding of these things.

COLOSSIANS 1:13 NRSV
13He has rescued us from the power of darkness and transferred
us into the kingdom of his beloved Son,


As believers, we are no longer under the authority or control of the devil.
We have been transferred into a new kingdom.

One of our rights as citizens of Heaven is to resist the devil and all his works.
Anything that is of the devil, we do not have to submit to.

SAY THIS: I am a citizen of Heaven. Jesus is my Lord and King!
@ ^^^

True, true. True talk
GBURG
Christianity EtcRe: Strangers Or Allies? Paul’s Knowledge Of Jesus by e36991: 9:02pm On May 08, 2010
e36991 at Mad_Max on April 22, 2010, 09:13 PM]@Mad_Max

. . . I agree with Nick you on certain issues you highlighted hence the interest, enthusiasm & scrutiny[/quote][quote author=Mad_Max at e36991:

. . . Accepted. Who's Nick?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-431942.64.html#msg5939414
Mad_Max:
Who's TBN?

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-442151.64.html#msg6023926
@Mad_Max

To your unanswered "Who is Nick?" question

- Nick is the LibDems Leader

"I agree with Nick" was the political leaders' pre-election TV debate night's catchphrase that was banded about by Gordon & Cameron

To today's, your "Who is TBN?" question

- TBN is the acronym for Trinity Broadcasting Network; a 24 hrs Christian television programming station on satellite
IslamRe: Why Are They Converting To Islam:tom Cruise Ice Cube, Snoop, Riberybusta Rhymes by e36991: 3:15pm On May 08, 2010
13volts:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:Tom_Cruise_converts_to_Islam

Tom Cruise converted his family from Scientology to Islam.
"I can't believe he would do this!" exclaimed John Travolta, scientiologist, and star of Battlefield: Earth, She's So Lovely and Look Who's Talking Now, "I mean, Tom was so completely devoted to our faith! Not only that, but he just became a ninth level Xenu warrior wizard with a +3 sceptre of Psychology Debunking. How can he just walk away from all that?"
@^^^

13volts FYI uncyclopedia's stated goal is to

"provide the world's misinformation in the least redeeming and most searingly sarcastic and humorous way possible, through satire".

Its articles contain information which is parodied, fabricated or ridiculed to such an extent that very little factual accuracy remains,

and information often contradicts itself.
CelebritiesRe: Tom Cruise, Anelka, Ribery, Tyson, Abidal, Ice Cube, Snoop Doggy, Busta Rhymes, by e36991: 3:11pm On May 08, 2010
13volts:
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:Tom_Cruise_converts_to_Islam

Tom Cruise converted his family from Scientology to Islam.
"I can't believe he would do this!" exclaimed John Travolta, scientiologist, and star of Battlefield: Earth, She's So Lovely and Look Who's Talking Now, "I mean, Tom was so completely devoted to our faith! Not only that, but he just became a ninth level Xenu warrior wizard with a +3 sceptre of Psychology Debunking. How can he just walk away from all that?"
@^^^

13volts FYI uncyclopedia's stated goal is to

"provide the world's misinformation in the least redeeming and most searingly sarcastic and humorous way possible, through satire".

Its articles contain information which is parodied, fabricated or ridiculed to such an extent that very little factual accuracy remains,

and information often contradicts itself.
Christianity EtcPreacher Arrested For Saying Homosexuality Is A Sin In The Eyes Of God. by e36991(op): 9:37pm On May 03, 2010
. . . there is hope for a future generation, a generation which would turn once again to the Lord

[size=14pt]Christian preacher arrested for saying homosexuality is a sin[/size]

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/05/02/article-0-09672869000005DC-832_468x353.jpg
Dale McAlpine in the church where he worships

A Christian street preacher was arrested and locked in a cell for telling a passer-by that homosexuality is a sin in the eyes of God.

Dale McAlpine was charged with causing “harassment, alarm or distress” after a homosexual police community support officer (PCSO) overheard him reciting a number of “sins” referred to in the Bible, including blasphemy, drunkenness and same intimacy relationships.

The 42-year-old Baptist, who has preached Christianity in Wokington, Cumbria for years, said he did not mention homosexuality while delivering a sermon from the top of a stepladder, but admitted telling a passing shopper that he believed it went against the word of God.

Police officers are alleging that he made the remark in a voice loud enough to be overheard by others and have charged him with using abusive or insulting language, contrary to the Public Order Act.


Mr McAlpine, who was taken to the police station in the back of a marked van and locked in a cell for seven hours on April 20, said the incident was among the worst experiences of his life.

“I felt deeply shocked and humiliated that I had been arrested in my own town and treated like a common criminal in front of people I know," he said.

“My freedom was taken away on the hearsay of someone who disliked what I said, and I was charged under a law that doesn't apply.”

Christian campaigners have expressed alarm that the Public Order Act, introduced in 1986 to tackle violent rioters and football hooligans, is being used to curb religious free speech.

Sam Webster, a solicitor-advocate for the Christian Institute, which is supporting Mr McAlpine, said it is not a crime to express the belief that homosexual conduct is a sin.

“The police have a duty to maintain public order but they also have a duty to defend the lawful free speech of citizens,” he said.

“Case law has ruled that the orthodox Christian belief that homosexual conduct is sinful is a belief worthy of respect in a democratic society."

[b]Mr McAlpine was handing out leaflets explaining the Ten Commandments or offering a “ticket to heaven” with a church colleague on April 20, when a woman came up and engaged him in a debate about his faith.

During the exchange, he says he quietly listed homosexuality among a number of sins referred to in 1 Corinthians, including blasphemy, fornication, adultery and drunkenness.

After the woman walked away, she was approached by a PCSO who spoke with her briefly and then walked over to Mr McAlpine and told him a complaint had been made, and that he could be arrested for using racist or homophobic language.

The street preacher said he told the PCSO: “I am not homophobic but sometimes I do say that the Bible says homosexuality is a crime against the Creator”.

He claims that the PCSO then said he was homosexual and identified himself as the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender liaison officer for Cumbria police. Mr McAlpine replied: “It’s still a sin.”

The preacher then began a 20 minute sermon, in which he says he mentioned drunkenness and adultery, but not homosexuality. Three regular uniformed police officers arrived during the address, arrested Mr McAlpine and put him in the back of a police van.

At the station, he was told to empty his pockets and his mobile telephone, belt and shoes were confiscated. Police took fingerprints, a palm print, a retina scan and a DNA swab[/b].

He was later interviewed, charged under Sections 5 (1) and (6) of the Public Order Act and released on bail on the condition that he did not preach in public.

Mr McAlpine pleaded not guilty at a preliminary hearing on Friday at Wokingham magistrates court and is now awaiting a trial date.

The Public Order Act, which outlaws the unreasonable use of abusive language likely to cause distress, has been used to arrest religious people in a number of similar cases.

Harry Hammond, a pensioner, was convicted under Section 5 of the Act in 2002 for holding up a sign saying “Stop immorality. Stop Homosexuality. Stop Lesbianism. Jesus is Lord” while preaching in Bournemouth.

Stephen Green, a Christian campaigner, was arrested and charged in 2006 for handing out religious leaflets at a Gay Pride festival in Cardiff. The case against him was later dropped.

Cumbria police said last night that no one was available to comment on Mr McAlpine’s case.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/religion/7668448/Christian-preacher-arrested-for-saying-homosexuality-is-a-sin.html
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