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The potential outcome of all beautiful 'Purities' in Nigeria.

Born on Monday
Betrothed on Tuesday
Broken on Wednesday
Birthed on Thursday
Bled to death on Friday
Buried on Saturday

The life story of Purity Yerima.

Looks like deserted post war era air strip.
The control tower looks like a that of a prison.

lekkie073: what does france produce aside cologne?

I hope you are just being sarcastic.
I'm more embarrassed by the person who liked your post

Why did they use stones?
They should have used pure water satchets or eggs.

A million naira car, coming from nissan. That's good news.

This is something Britain will never do.

This frog eyed looter won't go and enjoy his loot in peace.
Shoyinka go run in mouth, Tinubu go follow too.
I hope his house boy Fashola will not be forced by his master to join the frenzy.

miss Brazilian hair contest

FRANCE last Saturday became the first country to win all five football titles by the Federation of International Football Association following their 4-1 triumph over Uruguay via penalties in the final of the FIFA U-20 World Cup in Turkey.
It was also the first victory of France in the championship introduced by FIFA in 1977.
France which won the Olympic soccer gold in 1984 also clinched the FIFA World Cup ‘mundial’ in 1998 at the expense of Brazil while they claimed the Confederation Cups in 2001 and 2003. The cadet French team won the FIFA U-17 World Cup in 2001 in Trinidad and Tobago.
Alphonse Areola, became the hero of the night after a 120-minute goalless situation as he saved two of La Celsete’s spot-kicks, while Dimitri Foulquier’s kick earned Les Bleuets the U-20 trophy for the first time.
Former world champions, the Black Satellites of Ghana had clinched the bronze with a 3-0 win over hard fighting Iraq.
http://tribune.com.ng/news2013/en/sports/item/16718-france-sets-fifa-record.html

duni04: She actually did raise me well. She taught me to stand up to thieves and oppressors and their irresponsible partners in crime and spouses. Maybe your mum told you to shut up and worship thieves and oppressors.

Did she also teach you to rain insults on other peoples' mums?

~Bluetooth:
Mouth shot ?

Or Mouth shut. . . . . .

I'm sure you must be the best educated in your generation. Mo'r'on,stop writing stupidly !

I actually meant shot. Past tense of shoot.

MIDERIDWAN: we're not talking about just any road here,the standard is what we need.Even if he lavish #200 billion on an 18km road,the standard is what we're going to judge on.

Are you for real?

mercylicious: When the road was not good, we said it was cos of bad road. Now the road is good, we have more accidents than when the road was bad. If they ply at night, it will also be bad cos they will sleep off on steering. I just wonder the best way to stop these accidents.

Very strict licensing of truck drivers by the FRSC will definitely go a long way.
I can't forget one trailer that was attempting to overtake another one down hill at a blind corner on a single lane. It was just a miracle that saved the oncoming vehicles (about 5) including me as we were literally run off the narrow road.
Now tell me if the driver is human? Blind corner/ down hill/ single lane/ trailer.

Greatken007: MIND YOU....THE ARTICULATED VEHICLE WHOSE BRAKE HAD FAILD DOES NT BELONG TO DANGOTE,BUT THE VEHICLE THAT FAILED BRAKE HIT DANGOTE TRAILER,THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER IS THAT THE DANGOTE TRAILER REALLY SAVED LIVES BECAUSE THE VEHICLE WHOSE BRAKE HAD FAILED USED DANGOTE TRAILER AS BRAKE TO PREVENT MORE HAVOCK..YESTERDAY WAS MY FIRST TIME TO SEE TRAILER COMING BEHIDE ME WITH PPLE SHOUTING,HW ME AND FRIEND MANAGED TO TAKE TO OUR HEELS I CANT EXPLAIN..A BOY WHO WAS SELLING PURE WATER ACTUAL STOLE A PHONE FROM ONE OF THE VICTIMS THAT WAS EVEN MY GREATEST SHOCK.I DONT PRAY FOR ANY OF US HERE TO WITNESS SUCH SCENE EVER IN OUR LIFE TIME.

Very sad.

P.Stacks:
These people think say na PDP give Professor Wole Soyinka NOBLE Laurate Prize. You cannot use money to buy NOBLE Laureate. She even goes ahead to call him an Embarrassment. I feel for her. B4 weekend she go hear Grammar wey her, Reuben Abati and Labaran Maku no go fit Explain..

Hiaan!
What is NOBLE LAURATE?
All these free education products.
Happy birthday Prof.
Get well soon.

sanniemoe: Uneducated thing.. It's spelt SOYINKA and not Soyenka.. That man is a Demi god on his own,well respected,well travelled,a man in all sense of the word.. When he speaks, world leaders listen, they adore him with a passion.

It is not an English word so what has education got to do with it?
Showenkia or whatever should have kept his Nobel mouth shut.

adwem2003: You re sick. You think everyone will keep their mouth shot when things are going wrong? Idiota!

If only his mouth was SHOT we would have all had some peace.

Willzkid: Who be dis one?
witch cry for night, pikin die next morning, who nor know say na witch do am?
keep up the self-deceit bro, whatever your motivation is, you will soon run out of it..


By the way na PEJ write dat long GBAGAUNLESS diatribe.


On a second look, dat Ayo Osinlu don price market wey e no go buy for him lifetime

This is not a fetish thread for witches and wizards which apparently abound in your clan.
Nobody is above mistake and that includes your demigod.

I think whatever is depigmenting Soyinka's hair has also started depigmenting his grey matter.
If not he should have not made those unfounded comments against the first lady. He could have passed across his message without resorting to 'market women' insult.
Whoever wrote that speech for PEJ should be the one with the Nobel at this point.

This is pure genius.

nissparts: Engine should be between 70 and 80k.
You will not need to change the transmission

Thanks, was just wondering why a couple of mechanics were advising changing both engine and gearbox.

philfearon: IS THERE ANY PRIZE ATTACHED TO THE NUMBER OF TIMES YOU HAVE BEEN ONLINE?

lol !

Runways at London's Heathrow airport have closed after an incident involving an Ethiopian Airlines jet.

Arrivals and departures have been suspended, a spokesman for the airport said.
Runways at London's Heathrow airport have closed after an incident reportedly involving an Ethiopian Airlines Boeing 787 Dreamliner jet.

Arrivals and departures have been suspended, a spokesman for the airport said. The airport said in a tweet that there were no passengers aboard.

Fifty Dreamliners worldwide were grounded in January because of battery malfunctions.

Boeing later modified the jets with new batteries.

In April an Ethiopian Airlines Dreamliner - said to be the same plane involved in the Heathrow incident - flew from Addis Ababa to Nairobi on the first commercial flight since the grounding.

Pictures on Twitter show an aircraft close to a terminal building surrounded by fire vehicles. London Fire Brigade said its crews were standing by to assist Heathrow staff.

In a statement, the Metropolitan Police said: "Police at Heathrow were alerted to a fire on a plane. Emergency services are in attendance.

"At this time it is believed no one was on board and there are no reports of any injuries. Fire is being treated as unexplained."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-23294760

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I have 1999 maxima which i got six years ago. I love the car and i'm attached to it. I changed the timing chain last year and it has been performing like a 4 cylinder instead of a v6.
I want to change the engine, any idea of the cost of a top grade one.
Do i also need to change the gear box? It is not giving any probs though.
I have a camry but i find it boring.
I need my maxima back till i can get a new one. Actually thinking of switching to a 3.5L V6 Altima.

mooregan: Did he not win in Lagos?? Lagos na SS or SE?? Abi na PDP state?? Haters r always hating!!

Have you forgotten that Igbos are majority in Lagos?

Nigeria should simply align with where her maximum benefits lie, which in recent times is China.
That is what every nation of the world does.

ShyM-X:
Damn!! Even with your 34pt font - only 143 like your president out of the 10,400 who viewed the page smfdh.

That shows his approval ratings should be in the 3rd decimal.

Interesting pics, though.

However, how come they treated him like a leper at the airport?

Joker

P.Stacks:
America has not said they won't play with us.
America only said we should strengthen our democratic institutions..

America didn't insult us, they only adviced.
Romancing with China to spite America is not Healthy.. More so, China doesn't pay attention to details.. Bridges collapse everyday in China, Story of Train derailing in more rampant in China. Just recently, Asiana Airline crash landed a plane in San Francisco In yankee..
I'm not saying America is Perfect, they have their own short comings, but America is number 1 and it doesn't make sense romancing with Number 2 or se 3 ni behind russia.
You can never compare "Made in China" and "Made in America"

We are Giants of Africa and African's Number 1, it makes sense Romancing with world number 1.. Like Obama romance with Mandela, 1st black American president visiting 1st black South African President..

Dangote romancing with Bill gates.. Africa's Number 1 and World/American number 1..

I just hope u guys c where I'm coming from.

My GEJ rating has dropped 15 basis point.

Goodluck sha..

Asiana Airline is Korean.
America patronizes Chinese products more than we do.