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Olarewaju89:
The day garri go finish for poor man house,Corona go know say nobody de fear am,for now make he de continue dey brag shaa.

seriously rotflmao boboyi o funny oo

The big problem we're facing today is being a christian without being spiritual. It makes you misbehave. Doctrine or not, those who worship God must do so in spirit and truth.

gargoylern:
Boxing people, how this lockdown dey bite o?
Them don dey cancel fights anyhow now. The little change to see Whyte fight somebody just evaporated. AJ too cancelled.

Bro are you based in Canada. I have interest in migrating there with my wife. Drop your contact in a mention let's chat on WhatsApp privately. God bless you

I was at stadium bustop and I captured the tank when they were coming from wharf. It's true many of them around 4pm yesterday passed thru that route. The issue now is the competency of the army to use it effectively for wiping insurgency.

kantap:
Good development

how much and which make

Hofbrauhaus:
How? Somebody sneezed and the tiger touched it's face? There is something we are not getting bout this corona thingy.

How does this shit fvcking spread?

The zoo employee must have coughed/sneezed/spoke in the animal's face. Tiny droplets must have fallen on the tiger's face

Isinweke:
Nigeria should carry out mercy killings to all the covid19 patients and suspects to avoid increasing the virus.


This virus can kill millions of people in this country o.
We should do everything possible to stop it now!

do you know what you just said?? This statement is enough to bring evil into your family. So if you or your relative was down with the virus, government now plans on how to kill you against your wish to live and you will be OK? Permit me to say that your thoughts are bestial and leaders can never emanate from generations with your mentality because that will be a quadruple disaster.

positivelord:
Thats good...thank you Sir,but most importantly Sir you are expected to visit the nearest isolation Centre and lay hands on the sicks there.
Its would not sound nice that throughout these trail times, NONE of our healing pastors heal one COVID-19 patient.

that's not allowed now

RisenPhoenix:
My concern is for the outcome of this event. Did the authorities show up with hazmat suits within minutes to bundle him into isolation and disinfect the whole area, or did his friend carry him home through the crowded market with Nigerians following them; inhaling the virus and snapping pix? I would dearly love to know.

I actually laughed out loud at this

lugo99:
U dey game my 17bam blooda.. May u no fall like rain insha papi K

your eye go soon clear if you're one of them. Your time is ticking. Redeem the remaining time in Christ

Adgideon:
Mr man real egede men don't talk anyhow , u were property bamed on the street,

you're annoyed because "he dey play cassette" you sef know say na so the movement be. It turns humans to brute beasts. Seek real freedom in Christ if you're in bondage of cultism so you don't waste your short life on earth

nairalanduseles:
NBM is a brotherhood that fights for equality and fights against oppression of any sort

Nmb is not violent but tries to educate the world about blackism

That man does not represent what we stand for

SM no dey B for secondary school

OG Barundas

seek real freedom in Christ and don't let the fear of man waste your short life

dukeprince50:
RIP, I wonder what lies after this life?
I really find it hard to believe there is hell and heaven.
I wan know but there is one way to find out and that is a way I didn't want to choose right now

I swear with my life that there's heaven and hell. Choose that way while you still have life. That life is given you by the one who's watching your heart and reaction to his nudges for you to accept and live for Him. Choose Jesus Christ today, he will send you his Spirit to educate you about mysterious things here on earth. You're not guaranteed tomorrow, today is a gift.

Tharaja:
Goodmorning my Elders in the house. I moved into this apartment of 150k in january this year. I have done one month and some week in it.

I just get to notice there are two Grinding machines with a terrible noise some meters away from my window. 4am in the morning, the machines are On which wakes me up abruptly from sleep. They are killing me psycologically. Even afternoon, They come on too. I can't sleep afternoon, I cant enjoy sleep at nite.

I want to seek for refund of my remaining money from my Landlord. I dont know if that is possible.

Pls elders, how do I go about requesting for a refund of my money that is remaining, Cos I want to relocate from that Noise. Am dieing slowly. Help. Thanks you all.

which area of Lagos?

miltonchux:
Na waoo, and no one could resuscitate him by given him mouth to mouth artificial respiration.

or even shocking him

MetaPhysical:
Allahu Akbar!
Allahu Akbar!!
Allahu Akbar!!!


وَبَشِّرِ الَّذِينَ ءَامَنُواْ وَعَمِلُواْ الصَّلِحَتِ أَنَّ لَهُمْ جَنَّتٍ تَجْرِى مِن تَحْتِهَا الْأَنْهَرُ كُلَّمَا رُزِقُواْ مِنْهَا مِنْ ثَمَرَةٍ رِّزْقاً قَالُواْ هَذَا الَّذِى رُزِقْنَا مِن قَبْلُ وَأُتُواْ بِهِ مُتَشَبِهاً وَلَهُمْ فِيهَا أَزْوَ جٌ مُّطَهَّرَةٌ وَهُمْ فِيهَا خَلِدُونَ‏


Wa bashshiril lazeena aamanoo wa 'amilus saalihaati anna lahum jannaatin tajree min tahtihal anhaaru kullamaa ruziqoo minhaa min samaratir rizqan qaaloo haazal lazee ruziqnaa min qablu wa utoo bihee mutashaabihaa, wa lahum feehaaa azwaajum mutahhara tunw wa hum feehaa khaalidoon


And convey good news to those who believe and do good deeds, that they shall have gardens in which rivers flow; whenever they shall be given a portion of the fruit thereof, they shall say: This is what was given to us before; and they shall be given the like of it, and they shall have pure mates in them, and in them, they shall abide. (2:25)


Alhamdullilah Rabbi'l Al'Ameen!!


This is good news!
Congratulations to Chief Imam and the people of Imo State in general.

you will soon know how foolish you sound

Built2last:
Can anyone name any top Northern politician who is a MUSLIM who has been convicted and sentenced by Buhari.....

Mention any former governor or federal Minister.

Before some of you will come here to rant like an ant.

I am not against jailing corrupt politicians. I dont know Metu or Orji Kalu.

I just wonder why No Northern Muslim of such status is in Jail. 2 former governors tried and jailed are christians

sule Lamido was tried and jailed. Dasuki went to jail too. No sentiment here please.

Girlwhocares:
Please help me, I'm loosing my sanity everyday!
I'm scared to open up to friends and families because of what they will think or how disappointed or bad I will make them feel, also I'm afraid people will be judgemental about my actions.

I'm not physically and emotional connected with my husband which is affecting our marriage and my well-being, we live as co-tenant, we hardly have any conversation, we do things differently, we share different rooms, no sex for the past 3 years! Even during courtship and the fist two years of marriage I can account for days we were intimate.

Things are fallen out of place everyday, we have a child together who will be 4yrs and the thought of having another child has not crossed my mind.

I get irritated at everything, I hardly show appreciation towards him even if it means he has done his best, which later i will find myself guilty and try to make up but the spark and connection isn't just there.

Most times, I have a non-challant attitude towards him and everything he does to make me happy.

I feel lonely, bored and incomplete even when I'm 90% sure my husband loves me and always ready to make me happy.

I feel awkward communicating my feelings and thoughts to him because I know I might flare up with anger even when he hasn't done or said anything to warrant it.

Please I have come to this faceless forum to pour out my mind, my heart is heavy, I need someone to talk to, I'm afraid my personal intention of walking out this marriage even when my husband hasn't done anything to deserve this might backfire and has its negative effect on our child.

I honestly don't need anyone to insult me please as I'm going through a lot. All i need is mature married wo(men) opinions

Thank you for your time.

You deserve all the insults in this world because you're a witch and more satanic than Satan. You knew from day one that you didn't love that man and still chose to suffer him all his life. I would slap sense into you if you said this in my presence.

budaatum:
Can somone please find this person one of the many threads of those who complimented their boss on whatsapp and had to start looking for another job.

if you value your job, draw the intimacy line with your boss. Remember women are emotional beings. It can only turn out good or evil.

Is it only this particular cult group that's in Nigeria Why always them? Nothing secret about them again sef

God don't answer the prayer of killers and greedy racketeers. Pray for your soul to be spared from damnation instead. See mumu thing ooo

To think that Late Anenih(executioner), Buruji Kashamu(drug lord), Bode George(one chance politician), OBJ and the terrible rest come from your midst, one can imagine what you open your mouth to say to the one you're praying to.

Well what do I know? Prayer can be to any deity shaa


PS clean water is now running in Owerri. Thanks to Uzodinma

SUPERPACK:
5 minutes pleasure = 6 months of sleepless nights. Is it worth the stress?

NAH

AngryIgboMan:
These keke people were a total and complete Nuisance. They constituted a whole lot of mess in Lagos.

Does Okada ride in Tokyo, Japan, Beijing, Berlin or New York?

Even, is Okada in Onitsha? Why would Okada be allowed in Ikeja the seat of government?

For those saying crime rate will increase, thats unless Lagos state government is clueless and stuppid. Sanwo Olu is smart though as far as I know and a very hardworking governor. You can deny this if you want... But the heavy volume of work going on Lagos roads speaks for itself.

Obiano the drunkard (My state Governor Onye Onwu Nkwu) banned Okada in Anambra. Did heavens fall? Rochas even went to the extent of banning keke in the entire state. Did crime rate increase? Was okada not banned in Nnewi even with the rate of billionaire Okada importers from that axis? Did anybody die?

What most of you don't know is that Nigeriens, Chadians, Sudanese, Malians and Somalians took over South West without anybody knowing! It was gradual, crude and definite.... But they were almost succeeding before I believe Sanwo Olu stepped in. At a time, I was asking myself if there is no regulatory body managing these people in Lagos anymore.

They virtually took over Lagos with there stuppid, crazy and mannerless style of driving. They felt like Lords of the city and if you try to caution them, they will bow there heads in foolishness to thank you. But in there hearts, they were calling you Mumu after scratching your car.

What is Keke doing in Victoria Island the financial and industrial hub of Lagos? Who even brought this useless and worthless contraption called Keke to Nigeria? India that manufactures these nonsense made moves to regulate them.

Google Indian roads and see how organized keke driving is. But in Lagos, its madness! They will keep on creating multiple lanes that cause traffic, scratching peoples car with no mercy, hitting pedestrians with reckless abandon while using there Okada and useless keke to rob at night!

I ask again, is Lagos no longer a city? Why is there no Okada in Tokyo, Japan, Beijing, Berlin, Stuttgart, Dubai, Osaka, Chicago or New York?

Sanwo Olu if you are reading this, its not much about making these laws. Its about enacting and enforcing these laws! Enforce the ban and see sanity return to Lagos! But do make available more organized and well tailored Public system of transportation and movement! If Eastern Governors banned Keke and Okada and heavens did not fall, NOTHING DO YOU.

cc

NB

By the way if you are a Lagosian driver reading this be it commercial or private, please always be road disciplined when driving! Stick to your lane for crying out loud and stop maneuvering like a morron. All of us will get there. E.g is Oba Akran enroute Ikeja bridge. If you know you are climbing the bridge, stick to the left. If you are going under bridge, stick to the right! The mouth or entrance of the bridge can only take one car. Stop tail gating! Don't create multiple lanes and then try to merge at the mouth of the bridge. Thats very stuppid and morronic in my opinion. As you go to the mouth of the bridge to drag it with the rightful owners, you end up defeating the purpose for which you created the muliple lanes! More traffic build up and more hold up!

That aside and For those quoting me and saying "Why am I working and investing in Lagos and why not the East"... My answer is very simple.

Lagos gave my life some meaning that our five hopeless Eastern Governors never gave me. Infact, Sanwo Olus government has been so good to Mainland Lagos where I do busines. Why would I hate him? Why bite fingers that is trying to give my life a meaning? Infact, more of Gods blessings and protection on him as I believe he is taking Lagos to its original plan which in my opinion, AMBODE ABANDONED.

not everything you wrote here is true. Okada is still in operation in Nnewi. Are you even from Nnewi. What gave you the temerity to say something false about someone else's hometown?

NwaOhafia:
Which kind shirt be this Frank wear?


Money never still they show for Frank body Abi na constant fasting cause am

but the young man soji oo

Lordswazz:
Just as women won't tolerate a broke man, a well-to-do man should not tolerate being sex-starved by his wife. The average comfortable man is a woman magnet. If you can't use it to get as much sex as you want from willing and younger girls, and rather wait for anytime heaven touches your wife to bless your luck, you go die for konji. I am tired of men with ample means complaining of being sex-starved and having blue balls.

No wonder unmarried lovers have more sex on average than married people. Go out and get your fill my brother. The world is at the feet of any man who has means and knows how to use it. Just stay away from prostitutes sha.

and you forgot the real definition of prostitute. Now the word prostitute is generic and if you have more than a partner, you're a prostitute. Or maybe you mistake an ordinary prostitute for a professional.

Daejoyoung:
What happened at the cross?

You destined to rot in hell because of Adam's error got rescued to spend eternity with God. You became an overcomer at the cross. Only believe

Holyvurgin17:
A guy who was our former neighbor went to rob yesterday night, police caught them then...he denied it and even said that he slept in our hostel yesternight ....then police asked him to describe the place he slept and he described our hostel in oto awori
This morning around 11 am police came to our hostel and they arrested my roommate who is the only one around...he told them that those thiefs did not sleep over in our hostel that it was all lies but they arrested him and locked him up since morning...we also went to school to mobilise student Union leaders who went to the police station to protest but they chased everyone out
Now they said he is a partner in crime and that he will be charged to court on criminal case... please any good Samaritan to come to our help coz I don't know what to do again .....right now I can't go to hostel for fear of being arrested too and tagged a criminal
Please any body who can help us should call me on 08122934592 we are innocent students

inform the school authorities. If police has no evidence of tagging your roommate a criminal, then they're being unprofessional

invigilator:
How do we know our so called Economic and Financial Crimes Comission people did not embed those files there just to cover their shame i.e if truly Naira Marley is innocent?

For Gods sake, how many days on earth do you need to go through files stored on a laptop, this wasn't presented as evidence on the first appearance in court neither [I stand to be corrected] was it presented in the just immediate appearance. And by the way, why save a CC number as .txt when you can write it in a book elsewhere, e no just add up abeggie

obviously you rushed to comment even when you're a novice in electronic matters. First, cracking up hidden sites in a system is not a one day stuff, it takes time. Second, the file .txt don't need to be saved and I'm sure a criminal like Marley can't be that careless. The thing is every electronic device has the capacity to throw up every web link, server, website that has been used on it I.e it can vomit history you think you have deleted. It took expertise for those men to come up with all these recent discovery and that's why naira Marley is out on bail because work is still in progress on his case so he can be rearrested if convincing evidence is gathered against him. Therefore every step the EFCC has taken so far is full of sense.

generationz:
Yes, they preach and encourage their members to study the Bible but I know three Jehovahs witness elders who are confirmed Jazzmen. Two don't hide it at all. One does but you'll see him digging his compound today and burying that tomorrow.


This is because:

1. The average witness hardly prays compared to even Jesus and the early church.

Matthew 26 vs 40.
Then he returned to his disciples and found them sleeping. "Couldn't you men keep watch with me for one hour?" he asked Peter.

Yes, Jesus was praying for one hour before he returned to his disciples then he went back again to pray for another hour TO RECEIVE STRENGTH


Prayer is the only way a Christian can receive strength. Any Christian organization that doesn't
teach it's members how to stand in the place of prayers for long hours ALONE should be checked.

Paul: Acts 9 vs 8 -12

8 Saul got up from the ground, but when he opened his eyes he could see nothing. So they led him by the hand into Damascus. 9 For three days he was blind, and did not eat or drink anything.

10 In Damascus, there was a disciple named Ananias. The Lord called to him in a vision, “Ananias!”

“Yes, Lord,” he answered.

11 The Lord told him, “Go to the house of Judas on Straight Street and ask for a man from Tarsus named Saul, for he is praying. 12 In a vision, he has seen a man named Ananias come and place his hands on him to restore his sight.”.

Even Paul as a baby Christian knew the importance of persistently banging on heavens door to get results. Remember the story Jesus told of the corrupt Judge and the persistent widow? I can't go into depth as to the power of prayer now because it is a vast topic.

2. If you want to know a real Christian don't ask him to quote scriptures and him about the Holy Spirit.

Jehovah's witnesses have bastardized the person of the Holy Spirit. They call him Gods active force when Jesus Christ clearly referred to the Holy Spirit as a "He" and "Him"

John 16 vs 7-8
. 7 But very truly I tell you, it is for your good that I am going away. Unless I go away, the Advocate will not come to you; but if I go, I will send HIM to you. 8 When HE comes, he will prove the world to be in the wrong about sin and righteousness and judgment:

Vs 12.

12 “I have much more to say to you, more than you can now bear. 13 But when he, the Spirit of truth, comes, he will guide you into all the truth. He will not speak on his own; he will speak only what he hears, and he will tell you what is yet to come. 14 He will glorify me because it is from me that he will receive what he will make known to you. 15 All that belongs to the Father is mine. That is why I said the Spirit will receive from me what he will make known to you.”

Do you refer to an active force as He? Do you refer to electricity, lightning, thunder, rain as He?

Even Jehovah's witnesses couldn't alter that part.




3. They know scriptures, yes but ask an average Jehovah's witness what is your opinion about this scripture as revealed to you by the Holy Spirit, they will stare at you like groundnut.

The regurgitate what they have been taught by Charles T. Russell their founder.

As the Bereans showed us by example scriptures taught must be open for questioning and research at all times. They are far worse than Catholics when it comes to their herd mentality but they don't know.


Now, to their good side, I don't think I have seen a religious org. as united as them. All their building works are done by members.

Yes, I used to be a witness so that's why I can point out their loopholes.

psalm 116:16 is your case. The Lord has freed you the chains of ignorance to serve Him forever, you're wise now. Two pretty ladies who are jehos just left my house about an hour ago. Everything you wrote here transpired because I'm not a young Christian by His grace so I know the right questions to ask in order to maximize time. I summarized by telling them that one on one I can seduce and sleep with them because they have terrible secrets they're covering up by looking like God's children and professing to try their best in keeping God's laws. Without the person of the Holy spirit it will be impossible to please God. I also believe in heaven as my home after life here on earth. If you're busy searching for someone's mansion you couldn't build but have hope if inheriting in the future, Lemme shock you, you're on a very long thing

respect80:
It's really hard not to have been a victim of such as a guy especially at certain stage of your life except you are those who outrightly emphasize on the skills of the barber before he begins but even at that, it takes one or two icky experiences to make one cautious of such.

My experience was almost about 2 decades ago while I was in JSS 2 in a boarding school. Even though the cost of getting a haircut in the closest salon was just N50, I opted to visit a fellow boarder staying in another hostel who uses razor blade and comb to cut people's hair at the rate of N30 probably out of greed or Childishness not realizing that the so called barber was just being over rated and is only good at giving people with roundly shaped head a good looking cut.
That was how I went and sat down in his front, he did the job and gave me a mirror to confirm his work. When I looked at the mirror, I wasn't comfortable with what he did there and I told him to at least correct the curve he made in my forehead because I don't have a roundly shaped head like most of his clients. This guy kept craping the curve on my forehead until he successfully made me looked like a young tortoise.
It was after we went on break and came back to school that a friend of mine said he met the guy as an apprentice in one of the villages he visited during holidays.

I was like whattttttttt! So this guy was just using people to learn his trade in a coded way?

bro I actually laughed out loud @young tortoise

healthserve:
I think say Timi say him be gospel singer. Benjamin sha

it's staged, probably discouraging the act