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RomanceRe: Your Girlfriend Says "Baby I'm Pregnant!" by ebila(op): 11:30am On Oct 15, 2009
[quote author=na2day? link=topic=333635.msg4736376#msg4736376 date=1255588373]na now u dey talk your church mind grin grin[/quote]I don gage o! I be couple now! grin grin grin
Pharoh:
Okay maybe my bad but i won't want to take that model in totality, the future Niger-Delta should include models that incorporates the emerging economies like china, india, brazil, malaysia, korea and singapore. The present Government can do those for us but is that what we really want? i mean building roads and structures.

I am already playing another match somewhere else grin grin grin
Fact is,we want that and more.Good governance,opportunities(job or otherwise) and a whole lot more man!

So u dey play another match?Where be d match venue?lol
Nairaland GeneralRe: Eyonigger Is A Useless Boy. by ebila(m): 5:12pm On Oct 14, 2009
valerie1:
eyonigger is a useless boy, can u imagine, we met on the dating section a while back, like 5 months ago or so, I was the thread creator seeking a great guy with great personality, eyonigger caught my attention, I left thread after exchanging info. We have been in the communication for a while, I love talking to him, however we often talk, he's got the personality through his convo and he's got this killer voice.

At last we planned to meet yesterday at ozones cinema in Sabo-Iyaba, he was there as we planned, and my getting there he had already told me to wait for him downstairs so he can come pick me up, all of a sudden, i got there and his phone was off, I didnt see any1 coming down, i waited a while, then called him back again, he now said he was in the toilet then phone went off again. Later I got a txt message from him stating:


Be careful meeting people you dnt know, I am a spirit you are to meet today, but you are very lucky that I am not in my evil mood, go in peace.

Soon as I got this txt, I was instatanously afraid, but later on I thought about it well that this guy might just be pulling a smart one on me, maybe he has been looking at me from somewhere, because he asked me what color and type of dress I was wearing which I told him, I guess he just pulled a smart one on me, prolly coz he didnt see me as attractive as He may have expected, I thought people dnt depend on looks for dating these days, thought it was personality first. Eyonniger thanks.
I smell a rat!
RomanceRe: Your Girlfriend Says "Baby I'm Pregnant!" by ebila(op): 5:03pm On Oct 14, 2009
vislabraye:
Its a 50-50 responsibility.

The man could have used a CD, but he did not. Rather he was whining that he won't enjoy it.
He could have used withdrawal, but he said it comes out very fast, almost like missile and he did not know when every thing entered inside.

She could have used diagphram. Come to think of it you have a Hot boyfriend who comes to visit you late at night and you didn't prepare.
She should know her safe cycle. Or may be her homones changed and things happened differently.

You see, these are the two safest strategy to prevent the unwanted, But If u allow you homones to becloud your thinking, just wait for two months and hear your achievements. That time your homone will be laughing at both of you. AGBAYAs grin grin
Bros,i dey try to understand wetin u dey try talk. undecided
RomanceRe: I Am So Lost: Someone Just Help Me Out: by ebila(m): 4:57pm On Oct 14, 2009
@poster,
A second chance won't kill u.I possibly may not be able to give a gurl a second chance.But u should try n give her one cos u really love this gurl.
RomanceRe: Your Girlfriend Says "Baby I'm Pregnant!" by ebila(op): 3:47pm On Oct 14, 2009
[quote author=Ben-10 link=topic=333635.msg4732083#msg4732083 date=1255530623]what else? she'll take care of the baby[/quote]How do u mean? undecided
RomanceRe: Your Girlfriend Says "Baby I'm Pregnant!" by ebila(op): 3:06pm On Oct 14, 2009
Pharoh:
The american model is not good for the Niger-Delta sad, You turn the table yourself na when you bribed the sheriff not to handle my case LOL. No be you give me red card? grin
By american,i meant in terms of structures(roads,buildings etc) and about d red cad,well,e dey happen! grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Your Girlfriend Says "Baby I'm Pregnant!" by ebila(op): 1:26pm On Oct 14, 2009
Ebonyeyes:
Ebonyeyes is her own woman and belongs to no one tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue grin grin grin grin grin grin wink wink wink wink wink
Phraoh,dat goes to u.lol

Pharoh:
So we be brothers then? cheesy Good then but my own militant never lost any battle before  cheesy. You don accept amnesty?  grin

Chai ebila that message na for you ooooooooooooooooooooo grin
Y i go accept amnesty?Until niger delta turn america b4 i go accept amnesty. Who tell u say d message na for me?Table-turner like u! lol
RomanceRe: 13 Signs You're Falling In Love by ebila(m): 1:09pm On Oct 14, 2009
chocoLove:
, speech lipsrsealed less, this thing is actually true if you think about it,


https://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z227/sweet_silvia88/f_Lovem_39da80c.jpg
All those happned to me unitl we actually did it! grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Your Girlfriend Says "Baby I'm Pregnant!" by ebila(op): 12:46pm On Oct 14, 2009
unitee:
I miss my boo Na2day
Una don come?lol
RomanceRe: God bless Nigeria by ebila(m): 12:36pm On Oct 14, 2009
@poster,
Absolutely nothing! But don't bash d car in front of u sha! grin
RomanceRe: Your Girlfriend Says "Baby I'm Pregnant!" by ebila(op): 12:27pm On Oct 14, 2009
Pharoh:
Do you know i am a militant  grin, Do you know they say what belongs to you will always come back for you LOL  cheesy
Remember Odi?D village OBJ bombed wen he was presido?It is my village n i fought in d war! cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Your Girlfriend Says "Baby I'm Pregnant!" by ebila(op): 12:21pm On Oct 14, 2009
Ebonyeyes:
Egggggxactly wink grin
Phraoh,wit effect from now,u r fired! grin grin grin There's a nu sherrif in town! grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Your Girlfriend Says "Baby I'm Pregnant!" by ebila(op): 12:10pm On Oct 14, 2009
Ebonyeyes:
Assumptions, assumptions, assumptions grin We are just replying to eachother nothing more cheesy
Just like we r doin' now se?We don dey jell abi? grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: My Guy Is Messing Up So I Need A Blind Date by ebila(m): 12:07pm On Oct 14, 2009
sugar pp:
Only apply if you are willing to do one or all of the following for the date:

1. Take me to watch Formula1 live
2. To watch horse racing
3. Bungee jumping
4. Parachute jumping
5. Man United match
6. Live concert
7. Comedy show
8. I'm open for other interesting suggestions

P.s. Don't bother with nice restaurant and shopping been there, done that trust me nothing is/can impress me. Will prefer Candidates to be Nigerians, christains only and you can be based in any country although visa restrictions might mean date might be delayed by a couple of weeks/months.
Btw i am not desper8 and not looking for husband (just yet) wink grin
Eh ehn! Wa'a kpe n'be!
RomanceRe: Your Girlfriend Says "Baby I'm Pregnant!" by ebila(op): 12:02pm On Oct 14, 2009
Ebonyeyes:
Say what shocked shocked shocked? how are so sure about that? grin grin grin grin
Una 2 dey flow wella! Una spirit dey rhyme! grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Your Girlfriend Says "Baby I'm Pregnant!" by ebila(op): 11:51am On Oct 14, 2009
Ebonyeyes:
Ah I see what the problem is ebila should we put it out there that you need a forum girl? wink

P.S. Why cant boy and girl chat on a forum with out people throwing in "accusations" tongue
Nah! Don't need one.But if i do sha,i'd remember to ask 4 ur help!

Pharoh:
The answer to your question is very glairing from @ebila last post  grin. By the way how have you been doing today? hope you are fine sha  smiley

Make i step aside for you?  grin grin


Yeah amen ooo she go Jell someday , i claim my miracle  grin grin, You know the hot pap is taken with patience  cheesy. them no dey rush ask for contact for Nairaland ooo  grin grin
Nah,no step aside o! D babe dey gbadun u! wink wink wink N i feel ya patience game! wink wink wink
RomanceRe: Your Girlfriend Says "Baby I'm Pregnant!" by ebila(op): 11:03am On Oct 14, 2009
Ebonyeyes:
My guy you don craze finish o!!!! tongue tongue tongue grin grin grin We are just friends chatting on a forum why dont people get that huh?

Uh uh I better create a backup one then in case shit happens grin
Na wetin come bring craze inside d mara now?Na from play serius dey start o! grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy

unitee:
Lol @ ebila lol the topic needs couples lol. Na2 hun me not pregnant ooo we plan for such accidents are fo chancers in luv, we are too blessed to do that ,miss you loadz
It is good to know dat dis thread is creating couples.But me wey create am nko?Una no go couple me?lol grin grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Your Girlfriend Says "Baby I'm Pregnant!" by ebila(op): 10:10am On Oct 14, 2009
@unitee & na2day,
Una don come una own abi?Ebonyeyes & Pharoh(abi na Phraoh) don do their ownden even still dey do am Now na una bai?Derailers! lol

@Ebonyeyes & Pharoh(abi na Phraoh),
Shey una apologise?Yet una still dey discuss family matter 4 my thread.Ebonyeyes,just give d guy ur number,na im e dey try make u understand.Y u dey do like say u no know?Pharoh,no worry,she go jell! wink
RomanceRe: Your Girlfriend Says "Baby I'm Pregnant!" by ebila(op): 11:49am On Oct 13, 2009
vislabraye:
"Chei, accidental discharge.I should have withdrawn on time. Darling why don't you use diagphram? My withdrawal skills is not as good as before, these days i allow some S to enter,  Ok let's see how we can work it out",  I think that's the best u can tell her grin grin, but when the child grows up, don't let him/her know that he/she is a product of unexpected ejaculation
dis dude got me rolling on d floor.ha ha ha ha ha ha

gab bond:
oh my God ,so baby i will have a daddy face from now?, oh i love u so much. although i may or may not have money at the moment for the responsibilities but,i believe child bearing is a blessing from above,so God will see us through. conversly i dont have a girlfriend.i need one grin
LMAO! Where all dis funny guys dey burst out from?lol
RomanceRe: Character Or Looks by ebila(m): 12:39am On Oct 13, 2009
Ebonyeyes:
Flattery, flattery wink Anyhoo, how can one get a private thread?
Phroah,she don jell.Congrats! wink wink grin grin
RomanceRe: Character Or Looks by ebila(m): 11:38pm On Oct 12, 2009
@Ebonyeyes & Pharoh,
U 2 again? lol

@poster,
Y can't i just have d two? grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Your Girlfriend Says "Baby I'm Pregnant!" by ebila(op): 11:24pm On Oct 12, 2009
Ebonyeyes:
Teeehhhe Ebila sorry kiss
Apology accepted! kiss
CelebritiesRe: I'm Getting Married To A Popular Nigerian Artist by ebila(m): 10:47pm On Oct 12, 2009
Mama Gee?
RomanceRe: Your Girlfriend Says "Baby I'm Pregnant!" by ebila(op): 10:39pm On Oct 12, 2009
@Ebonyeyes & Pharoh,
I'm tryna see where pregnancy come in in ur later post,i no dey see am.Una no go xchange IM or e-addy?Make una no digress dis thread o! lol
RomanceRe: God Bless The Non-virgins by ebila(m): 10:23pm On Oct 12, 2009
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RomanceRe: Your Girlfriend Says "Baby I'm Pregnant!" by ebila(op): 10:16pm On Oct 12, 2009
hilda jid:
well if she no fine i would ask her to pack up nd lets visit a pastor 4 deliverance but if otherwise i like make i marry her who knows if d baby wuld be agbani
Na wa for u o! lol
RomanceRe: Guys Please Make Us Girls Understand by ebila(m): 9:16pm On Oct 12, 2009
please girls ask all your question here that you would like the boys to answer

here are mine

1)why is it that, most boys doesn't like to date girls taller than them, and why?
2) Is sex the most important part of a relationship?
3) Are you against the idea of marriage?
4) Could you date an ugly person or do you value looks more?

Most guys don't date gurls taller then they cos it makes them feel less dan dominant/Guys like walkin' wif gurls shorter dan they cos it gives dem dat dominant feelin.Have u noticed how u feel walkin' wif a tall guy?Don't u feel quite secure?

Sex isn't d most important.But like everyfin else in a relationship,it is important.

Nah! Alot of us ain't against marriage.But it gosta be wif d right person.Marriage is meant to be lastin n forever.

Depends on whether d person feel she's ugly.There r gurls who ain't quite pretty but get's guys attention.I think attitude best describes it.

Those were my own opinions sha! No hatin' pls!
RomanceRe: The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea by ebila(m): 8:42pm On Oct 12, 2009
Ujujoan:
So the fact that he's rich and he's in jand makes him incapable of true love huh undecided

Personally, I dont give a hoot about what the guy wants or what is best for any of the guy. Anytime anyday, I'll advise her to go for what she wants and if she says she wants guy 2 . . . I'll even help her plan the aso ebi!!

I give her enough credit (based on her age), to think that she'll make the right decision. But it'll be wrong for her to go ahead and marry guy A just because they've been dating for a long time. If the tables were truned, the guy wont do it for her!!

I have a friend that's 32 and she has been dating her BF for over 10 years . . . guess what happened? He left her to marry a 25 year-old. That's life, you deal with such things. The guy's not in jand and he's far from being rich!

I dont judge people based on how rich or poor they are!! And dont forget that the fact the guy's abroad dosen't exactly guarantee his wealth!!

I have news for you young man, once you are a nice-looking, comfortable, decent young man here in Nigeria . , 'girls fall for you like a pack of cards' . . . Jand sef dey too far!!
Uju,i fink i know d angel he's comin' from.Our gurls r mostly freaked bout guys abroad.They let go of their boyfriends for guys abroad.Dunno d reason i'd attribute to dat,cos som of d guys they let go r doin' very fine.I'm a living witness to such trash.Our gurls need to know dat fact that they r out there doesn't make them any beta lover than us here. undecided
RomanceRe: The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea by ebila(m): 8:35pm On Oct 12, 2009
saltnsugar:
I live in UK and i don't know why girls are foolish.Once you are in the UK all the girls are falling like pack of card.Do you know the number of girls queuing like you? You are a disgrace to the first guy, are you perfect to say he has his faults.Now i believe the study that say women can give up 95% for 5%.
We look nice but you will know what we are after xmas (sleeping with you and going back to base grin grin).What made girls in Nigeria girls think those outside don't have Girlfriends? It baffles me.
Shaa i will stop here so that we can still use our cousins to arrange cheap whores in 9ja with the usual marriage.I think its poverty that is causing the problem.
A word is enough for the wise.
Guy,i like d iam of dis post,though it was very harsh.But truth is,it actually shud serve as an eye opener to many of our gurls who throw away somfin good cos of a guy abroad who they've not even met.Nice one! wink

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