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lol. God purnish devil

definitely beyond description. Sorry. Can only remember seeing father abraham in Heaven.

She calls me Mycrown but call her by her name.

kayemjay:



i am so upbeat that there is no more fun in this joint. i actually got drawn to this part of nairaland because of the humor, yabis, fun, etcetera, this place HAD!

now, I CAN'T FIND ALL THAT NO MORE! AND that is the reason for this thread. I need some yawa, some ekpe(curse) some tearing at each others necks.
IF You START WITH ME BE PREPARED FOR A BMBSHELL!!!!! SO BEWARNED!

BUT IF THEM BORN ALL OF UNA WELL . . .

if you'r looking for yawa go to the police station and slap one policeman there, then come back and tell us your experience

Shakespear defines love as the feeling you feel when you feel the kind of feeling you've never felt.

Love to me, means respect for people's feelings.

What does love mean to you. In one sentence plzzzzzz.

amzing topic.

girls who play hard to get do so for a reason. They dont tell you they're in a relationship already. Once the relationshp brks, they open up slightly. I gs sm of youz wld agree even dou ths is not awayz so.

nhow, posters msg well understood.

Micheal Bolton- All that you deserve.
There's something different about you
And as I look in your eyes
It says true love has finally found you
And given you back your smile
I'm sorry I couldn't love you
The way I always meant to
Now there's someone else to play that part

I hope he comforts the child in your heart
I hope he understands the woman you are
And may he never take for granted
The little things that make love work
And most of all
I hope he's all that you deserve

I hear the way you talk about him
And suddenly it's all so clear
It's time for me to learn to move on
How deep in my heart you're still there
But I wanna see you happy
Even if it means that I'll make
Room for someone else to play that part

I hope he comforts the child in your heart
I hope he understands the woman you are
And may he never take for granted
The little things that make love work
And most of all
I hope he's all that you deserve

Now and forever you will always be
Someone who owns a place inside of me
The only way I can let you know
Is by letting go
Now as I let you go

I hope he comforts the child in your heart
I hope he understands the woman you are
May he never take for granted
The little things that make love work
But most of all
I hope he's all that you deserve
Ooh yeah
Most of all
I wish you all that you deserve
All that you deserve

I doubt. But it apz after sex, its a totally different fin, no longa friendship but relationship no longa based on friendship but relationship.

if tht mks sense.

Its either u get extremely closer or resent each other. I really doubt it will remain the same

thats what happens when you go to a restuarant and order for BEANS.

next time get something else. Well thts if there's a nxt time.

Wld like to hear the Joke. So I cld embaras people with it as well. Startin with my course adviser

choco4life:
I think she's acting like she's being forced into the realationship. _{more talking cud do the magic}

That is exactly how it feels.

opokonwa:
@poster
If I may ask, 'how old are you and the girl?'
'cause this looks like a children love story.

But if both of you are of age, then consider ignoring the girl completely for as long as 3 month stretch.
If she truly loves yu, she will be forced to start showing it.
If not, make una quit

20s. 3month stretch. Guy, the whole fin tire me. Alr considerin quittin but how after the talk talk talk. Shd I just tell her out of the blue I am no longa interested?

the Lord is your strength. You'r not alone. Kind of undastnd how it feels. Lost my mum recently as well

Looking for a God fearin Wifey?

Isnt there any in your church? abi u no dey go church.

Al the best sha but I doubt this is the right place.

day I will nva forget,

Watchin my mum pass away with me sittin by her side knowing she was going to die.

Rest in Peace Mum.

Anyone in a similar situation?

Been friends with a girl for long, cld tel she likes you but perhaps too proud to let it open, after a very long time, u tel her you love her and hv developd feelins for her. Though reluctant at first, she tells you she loves you too after so much talk and talk and talk tryin to convince her your love is genuine. Eventually, she agrees to your love and calls u her boyfriend but you dont feel loved as she act like she doesnt care. Friends tell u she does care based on wht they hear her say and the way she acts in your absence but you not sure about tht as you tend to be makin all the efforts to sustain the relationship just to confirm u're serious as you fink she wld see you differently if you step aside after all the talk talk talk.

Now it feels like a trap especially as someone else is offerin love on a platter.

Wonders sha neva end,
@ posta.

Do sth new with your life.

@ Posta

I thank God for your life.

Simply sending a signal to you either for good or for bad. It now depends on you to react positively or negatively.

@ omega25red.

True say.

@posta, it depends.

not again. How many more times are we goin to see this issue? Its two options, split up as u both want different things or open your triangle apartment. Cant guarantee him stayin afta tht though.

Trust ur instinct.

Go and marry

@ Rhaspsody, You talkin my mind

@ dafidixone, Nice point. I can tel u've also enjoyed the benefits of tithin.

@ Lady nd Kola , Brilliant contrubution

@ seguno2, Icing on the cake.

May you continue to enjoy the benefits of tithin. I'm glad, I am not alone.

KunleOshob:
Thank you seguno2 for your contribution, you seem to understand the issue at stake more than the average commentator who is just passionate about the issue and has not bothered to understand what tithes really means or what God truly requires from us. I challenge everybody especially image 123 to read again deuteronomy 14: 22 - 29 which clearly explains what tithes is and also states clearly that it is not money becuase it is meant to be eaten in the presence of God. The ironic thing is that this passage also states that you could use your tithes for whatever your heart desires which could be food, meat or wine it doesn't say you must pay it to the church. I also challenge any body to point out the place in the bible were tithe was stated to be money, because money existed in those days contrary to what some peolpe would like you to believe. Even the book of Malachi which is quoted so often never defined tithes nor did it suggest it was money Tithes was defined in the book of deuteronomy and leviticus and neither of them suggested it was money. The definiton given to tithes is a mordern day invention to suit the convinience of those collecting it. As i said earlier to all those who feel aggrieved by the revelations they should go back to the bible and do a thorough study using the quoted scriptures as a guide. As i said i am not against anybody giving to the church or contributing to God's work, what i can't stand is the fraudulent way in which the meaning and purpose of tithes as been misinterpreted.

Credit to you Kunle. Its obvious your post wasnt meant to be malicious. Have made a print out of your post and wld be going havin a vivid luk at it. But havin tasted the benefits of tithing, Its alwz goin to be hard to convince me. Al the same, U deserve to be commended for ur article.

Another sad situation to be in. Gs you'd have to tell her wht you think and see how she reacts to it. But you would have to give her the freedom to choose between you and the boyfriend cz she may find it difficult to break his heart even though she's got feelings for you but I think the best you can do is show her you care, treat her wit respect and understand her situation. The case would hv been different if there was no one in the picture.

For now, stayin friends would do but don't push things as its a very difficult position to be in. Meanwhile improve your social life and let her know your stand. You are not alone in this.

anyhow u look at it, when someone starts callin u 54times at one go, wahala dey!

Lets say the person answers the phone the 55th time tellin you, I was on my other line with someone special and I knew it was u. kia, God save the queen


Sisters in the house, you'v been advised.

Sad position to be in.

Go fink this through coz there's a lot at stake here. Proper fink, I mean fink and let fins occur naturally. I fink u may end up with the one tht pays u more attention. But remember you'v got a heart in ur hands. Tough decision.

You are not alone in this.

At least, you see indeed you were lucky to get out of jail the first time we met.

I love arsenal, I hate arsenal fans

I'd die for Manchester Utd. any jealous arsenal fan there? Una too dey talk. Ac milan 3 Arsenal 1, Adebayo penalty.

No more arsenal young stars. I beg e, Yous lot need to treat other fans with respect and I hope this teaches u a lesson.

Utd for ever.

JAZES:
@Eclairs,
I must confess that u are very funny and am beginning to feel u are one sort of a comedian (LMAO)
So the reason why bad things doesn't happen to u anymore is because u now pay your tithes and not because of your faith in God's word and prayer.Are you sure you a are xtian? Because if you are u wont start thinking your little coins is what is securing your protection rather than God's word and prayer.
This is just an example of what the church has turned to today, a case where our "MAN OF GOLD" has replace the word of God with money.The church now teaches and places emphasis on money(tithes and offering) and not on the word of God which Paul says in Acts 20:32 "that is able to build xtians up".The "MAN OF GOLD" now tell his congregation that as long as u pay your tithes and offering bad things wont happen to u and those that bad things happens to are those that refuse to pay their tithes and offering rather than teach them to grow spiritually by studying God's word(1Pe 2:2).
Please my bro God doesnt need youe tithes and offering before he protects and bless you.Did you pay any tithe before Jesus die for you?
If u didnt pay any tithe before jesus die for your sin why then should you pay before he can protect and bless you.The church is not a shrine where you have to pay money to gods before you are protected.The church is the house of God,your father and he loves u so much to require money from you to protect you.

Fair say. Didnt hv to pay tithe before Christ died for me, God doesnt need my money, Perfectly brilliant points. Thank gudness I'm now a student and no longer in employment but let me point out that you understnd the reason for my comments before you make your conclusion. Al I was tryin to say is that at times when I tried to evade tithin, I loose my money is some painful fashion and its easy for me to relate the incident to tithe evasion.

I can only speak for myself and I don't think u are in the position to question my faith. You would agree with me you're not perfect yourself and expect the Lord to chastise you anytime u step out of line.

God's protection is got nofin to do with money neither has it anyfin to do with self righteousness (prayer/faith). Thts what makes him sovereign. You wldnt tell me your protection is based on your righteousness would you? Everyfin we enjoy is down to His Grace, His mercies and his loving Kindness and nofin to do with how prayerful and faithful we are. So, do not misinterpret my comments. Al I was tryin to say is that, I never lost my money in painful fashions when I was a faithful tither. I'm sayin this based on my personal experience.

If not payin your tithe works for you, fine but it doesnt work for me and it sure doesnt mean that even when I paid my tithe I experienced no difficulty. I certainly do not expect everyfin to be rosy as a believer but I enjoyed the benefits of faithful tithin and its hard to see why it's wrong.

I hope this makes more sense to you.

Gs u doin ur best to leave up to ur name. Its al smiles but this is a very sensitive issue. Nice one though but, be careful or u draw the wrath of God upon ursef.

@ posta

How can u strictly explain this issue biblically when in actual fact there was no trousers and skirt in the bible days.

Some times, we need to wake up.

anyway, I'v read some of the comments and I gs they'v sort of woken u up.

JeSoul:
I love an honest question.

"Speaking in tongues is the New Testament phenomena where a person or persons speaks in a language that is unknown to him." I quote that from a friend of mine.
Speaking in tongues is meant for the edification of the church as well as for the glorification of God.

Speaking in tongues is a result of when the holyspirit comes upon a person, some people errorneously say it is the result of receiving the holy spirit and that every believer must speak in tongues. But the bible explicitly states that not all have been given the gift of speaking in tongues. So don't question your faith if you've never spoken in tongues.

There is a lot of misuse and abuse of tongues in churches today. But it is very important to know that tongues must be interpreted when done in a public setting (church) and that no more than 2-3 people must speak in total. Don't look suprised it is stated clearly in the bible. So when you go to churches and everyone is praying in tongues, others no one interprets- that goes against the command we've been given in the bible.

there is no need for interpretation when praying in privacy to God.

Hope this helps!

Many thnks. It does helps but stil unsure, it apz from your response, (result of when the holyspirit comes upon a person). The reason for speakin in tongues is obvious. Gs I'd hv to accept that speakin in tongues is not about sayin radom words with the believe you are being led.

As point out by dafur

darfur:
Honestly i'm not sure i've ever aspired to speak in tongues. the people who speak in tongues are not encouraging me to aspire to have the gift. their lifestyle doesnt encourage me at all.

those i've met o, not all of them

Its obvious some people deceive themselves with it cz I see no reason why the holy spirit will come upon one with an unholy life style. It appears, for someone to speak in tongues, that person must be 100% perfect. am I right to say this, cz you'd agree perfection is practically difficult to achieve which means tht there's a possiblity of loads of believers committin sin of blasphemy when speakin in tongue,

@ those makin a mockery of in tongues, here's a message for you

skyone:
Truly some poeple enlarge their coast through cursed rained from above.

Once again, many fnx.

folahann:
was it actually man u or manchester Utd that lost no! may be Manure at Old Trshford or thay played at New trafford
No! That's Busby Babes wait wait, . . . . . . . I'm geting confused what's the scoreline Man Utd 1:2 Man City now i see do you want to take over from the citizens

now what have u got to say?