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Like what happened in Kuwait, Iraq and Afghanistan? Lol.

Looks like an old picture.

The6thAustralia:
Back then in 2015/2018 we had many creative nairalanders in terms of writing, music and even scientific research.

Now reverse is the case. What's happening?

Nairaland does not reward creativity. Creative fellows left or got banned beforehand.

Namaster:
Do these now:

1. Start lifting weights. If there is no gym around you, start doing push ups. Go to YouTube and look up the variety of push ups and adopt at least 4 types. Do them EVERYDAY!

Exercise EVERYDAY! It'll make your frame stronger and improve your mental health. Read up on progressive overload and incorporate it into your exercise routine.

2. Stop eating NONSENSE food. Cut off soft drinks and alcohol.

3. Groom REGULARLY and more often. Find a correct barber and ask him for suggestions of hairstyles that'll fit the shape of your skull. Be ready to spend on grooming.

4. ALWAYS dress like you are getting ready to meet your sworn enemy. Dress to OPPRESS! Wear clean clothes that fit.

Tucking in your shirts may give you a funny look, so get yourself a nice blazer to go with it. Has the added benefit of making you look bigger.

5. Look people in the eyes when talking to them. Don't stare, just look. You can practise this by going to the market to price something.

6. Speak LESS and speak RARELY. Embrace awkward silences. If you don't know what to say, you shut up. Also normalise asking questions like "what do you think?"

7. Get yourself a KILLER perfume/body spray. Works like magic.

8. Learn something NEW. Could be a musical instrument, a new skill or a new hobby. But learn something NEW.

9. Get new shoes, sandals and palm sandals. Get quality footwears that make it look like you care about yourself. Even uf you're not feeling it.

10. If anyone disrespects you, call them out on it IMMEDIATELY. Tell them you don't like it and will not tolerate it. If they persist, cut them off and treat them like they are DEAD to you.

BONUS:

Fuuuck a hookup a girl with PHAT yansh at least TWICE a month if you don't have a girlfriend.

Read these books:

1. No More Mr. Nice Guy by Robert Glover.

2. 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene.

3. The Subtle Art of Not Giving A Fuuuck by Mark Manson.

He will disregard every piece of advice here. He’s a Nairaland mongrel. I’ve come across them for thirteen years now.

Man married woman. Wetin happen?

Men no dey approach am again?

Them don draw new scam. I pity you children in this forum.

ROFLMAO. He should’ve added that Nigerians will receive constant electricity when the exchange rate becomes a dollar to a Naira.

Life is cheap in this country. Everybody knows if those kids die, their parents will birth new ones. The more people who die, the more resources for everyone else to enjoy.

You know how many prophets don warn Dangote? Leave am. All these people are scammers.

I. Don’t. Care.

I counted zero life jackets. If they had those on, this would have been a minor inconvenience in the form of lost equipments.

a bureaucratic organization filled with Inflexible developers and local champions.

Good morning.

The country doesn’t produce anything other than petroleum. We import everything. A full lockdown like 2020’s won’t change our situation in any way. Let people relax at home.

Nothing in that video confirms anything. One can sit a freshly deceased body upright. It doesn't mean the soul still inhabits it.

...and? I even thought it was something serious hence the associated pictures. Everything is news on Nairaland.

spinna:
PARDON GUYS.. ALL DAY IVE BEEN TRYNA UPLOAD ONE PIC TO NAIRALAND..NAWAOO

That is a grade A mango. It's like calling a human with ganglion cysts 'strange.' I know it has been consumed. Next time, physically report any others to my home address. I will deal with the matter amicably.

sulakishop:
Let your wife dress responsibly

How else person wan dress for bank job?

She’s still young. She won’t sing the same tune at forty-five.

aterejr:
Selling

450K. Last price.

Not a single dreadlock in that picture. No braided hair. No perms and no Afros. All I see are regular men with low cut hair. Wait, is it not men with earrings, tattoos and long flowing hair who are capable of crime? Did our parents lie?

One of the wealthiest black men in the world. Only on Nairaland you’ll see mongrels claiming they borrowed him billions of Naira to kickstart operations for the refinery. Employed people no dey this forum.

Our rising temperature is claiming the lives of the elderly. The thing is not funny again. Nigeria was 18 - 26°C in the past. 31°C in extreme cases. Now, the daily temperature is 35°C with high humidity making everywhere feel like 37°C. This is not normal.

imagrg:
DM. I wan toast you right now!

That boy preek long pass your own.

Valwezzy:
Some of you never fail to castigate men at any given opportunity.

I mean, Why are you feeling sorry for the woman and already trying to rope in and blame her husband?

Don’t you know that the banking industry gives 3 months maternity leave?

Is her husband the one that made the rules?

Or you’re too slow to understand it’s already 2 months postpartum and there is a possibility the woman might have left the office weeks (or a month) before birthing?

Don't mind them. Another one was picking how I worded the original post. If they don’t have advice to give, they should look and pass. It’s not a must to drop a comment.

Deleted so idiot moderators don’t carry my personal matter to the front page.

shortgun:
Nonsense! This is exactly what most lazy men who have failed in providing for their families will say. You expect a woman to feed you, clothe you, Pay your rent and still respect you.
Dey play

Your opinion has been noted.

shortgun:
If you want your woman to remain faithful, fearful and accord you all the respect as the head of the home you must never allow her contribute funds to the needs of the house. You must remain 100% the provider.
The percentage of the amount a woman brings to the house is directly proportional to the amount of disrespect she will throw at you

Spoken like a true JSS 2 boy. Don't worry, when you grow up, you'll find out two working parents is the best way to maintain a home.

shortgun:
Oga anything that takes your wife outside exposes her to the temptation of succumbing to the antics of men. She can't resist them all

Only one party can’t maintain the family. Nobody marries liabilities in the form of housewives.

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