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Goodbye, sir.

I remember when Obasanjo’s government turned Nigerians into megawatt-calculating analysts. This administration will turn Nigerians into analysts specializing in petroleum logistics. I no send una, I don japa from the grid. I dey on solar during daytime plus generator for nighttime. My bag can contain groceries while I pedal on my bicycle.

1. Diaper booty. Hausa women aren’t built like that.

2. Amapiano instead of American-sounding music or Afrobeat. Nah, she should keep the style in America.

3. Nairaland is still trash. It degenerated into a cesspool and can never be changed.

Traveling was never my thing.

Nairaland is desperate to bounce back. Lol. Advertiser money sweet die.

If he was guilty, he already completed the time. Wahala. These sort of reports make news because they’re rare. That you always hear them on the news doesn’t mean they’re not one percent of overall cases.

Some women have daddy issues. No problem here.

I don buy solar. Na bicycle remain. Tinubu's administration will not frustrate my existence.

Well, when I was already celebrating. The owner for carry brown envelope dey find proper job right now. Nothing lasts forever, he is quick to forget.

Honestly, going to school at an older age is better than when young. When older, you are more experienced and less likely to get distracted with social life. You’re also pliable to fit into a routine. God knows I hated waking up early from teenage years into my late twenties. From thirty-four, I saw no problem with maximizing the day aka waking up early.

This girl of that year. Thank God she no famous again.

Lol. I will not read.

Where are the so-called reports? People claim anything on Nairaland.

I can not swim. Nothing concern me with any body of water.

The girl is akata. All those ones care about is how you make them feel. Plenty of attractive people exist, attractive people who make you desire them are not so many. Seyi Vibe makes music. If you think it’s not a talent, spend four days without listening to a song. It’s a no-brainer that he caught her. She no even fine, sef. Na regular chick. She’s only exotic because her type no full here.

It worked for us. It should work for them.

Fine girl no dey Nairaland.

When 30k salaries are not provided, na 25k relief funds go reach the beneficiaries? Don’t make me laugh.

…but did he visit the gym consistently? Most people who die young never took care of themselves to begin with. Everything in the modern world kills humans. Living to ripe ages without preparation is a blessing.

She'll stick with him. When she tire, she go leave. She honestly won't. She'll always claim the children are what keep them together even when the kids grow, marry and leave the house.

Religion is man made. This man for fear God if he truly believed the doctrine.

The simp gave her the ultimate prize; his life. Hopefully it'll linger on her conscience. Many people no get church mind. She may be that type.

Maybe she's single. She no fit move in with her personal family unless her parents are mega wealthy.

Why is this news? It's a normal thing.

I'll do you one better; Broda Shaggi.

A dangerous profession with good pay. I wish you well. Good luck and safe journeys in advance.

YouTube removed it. Rubbish.

Ibu claimed poisoning multiple times until the truth surfaced. This one should stop lying and face the root cause of whatever happened to him.

Face your job if this story is real. I hate fake write-ups in this forum.