₦airaland Forum

If you are a human being born later than 1975 and you want healing, take your self to a hospital — money included. There is no magic or spirit associated with illnesses. The worst which can happen is the hospital won’t have the equipment to treat you, not enough knowledge on the situation or you were unlucky to catch a one in a billion ailment. “Men Of God” are scams. Their only work is to guide members into living morally upright lives. At that, they still fail.

No be everybody get the same mind. Just like in conventional warfare, the objective is to kill enemies and move to the next. Some combatants take pleasure in torture, maiming, desecrating and rape. At the end of the day, the majority will fulfill the main aim of the operation.

I remember collecting four thousand Naira. Where can I pay it back?

Abeg, no try revive am. E don die. Throway am.

Wait, women die from domestic violence? Why e come dey sweet them then? “He can fight everybody. He can fight everybody.” Don’t be shocked he’d descend on you if there’s no one to battle. Sha, violence turns on some hooligan females. I have no pity for the victim.

He will still run because there is money to waste. Na Naija we dey. Atiku has spent enough money to feed thousands of Nigerians on pointless campaigns since parents of Nairalanders were in junior secondary school. He’ll campaign again in 2027 and likely into his early 90s. Leave these men. If them win, e no go benefit you.

I tire for this eight minutes activity. The benefit is the world is populated because of it. It took eight minutes for his life to change for the worse.

Why did she then marry? I’ve had girlfriends ready for me to control them. Wives should expect no less.

Onila repeating questions. Boring human being.

You children on Nairaland are weird. E sure me die say na only boys full this thread. Wake up early morning and na prick dey una mind. Tufia!

How Yoruba news take concern me?

At least they have hope which may pay off. Things different this way.

I don’t even know him.

I no wan know anything regarding the matter. Naija dey upside down.

The age of consent. It takes two to tango after all.

Those are masculine features. Guy, is there something you want to tell us?

Nobody places the responsibility on them.

The boy wey no sabi act. Mscheeww.

Does his age affect anything?

It's not a show of strength if they'll still resort to guerilla tactics.

This is a message to their sponsors, "that human rights shit is for weak western nations. Keep bringing minions, we'll end their chances of living normal lives."

Boko Haram still dey? Na wa.

What does the driver's age have to do with anything?

Those who aren’t wealthy jump stupidly into marriage. Na them dey born twenty before them clock forty. Wealthy educated individuals wait a bit longer. They birth four kids at most and call it a day.

Who’s to say those are their first marriages/wives? Una too believe anything una read online.

All these na political soap opera. We're too stupid in this part of the world. We deserve our APC and PDP nonsense. Our brains no fit comprehend going ons behind the scenes in western nations.

He should build experience first.

La click, la shiggidy.

Namaster:
People who gamble don't understand simple probability. Or they do and OVERESTIMATE their luck.

In a given betting scenario, let's say you bet on one outcome while there are OVER 6 or more outcomes. You will have only ONE chance to win and 5 or MORE chances to lose.

Betting is begging to LOSE money.

Some people will tell you to bet only what you can afford to lose. But I'll tell you NOT to bet in the first place.

Plus even when you win, you still lose.

I keep telling them. They never listen.