₦airaland Forum

Apply for the job of a janitor or menial labourer. Life no hard, na humans complicate am.

Started a job as a supervisor in an hotel with meager pay.

Them dey forbid starting over for your village?

Last seen 10:30 a.m. My friend, you are a time waster.

If he was a billionaire, he’d build back to at least multimillionaire status. Making money is easy.

If in a school environment, you won’t have issues. Those who catch babes in Nigerian unis perform the same in foreign unis. Those who soapy in Nigerian unis soapy in foreign unis.

Those who go there for work stay involuntary celibate for four to six months. Once oyibos see you’ve stayed a few months and have adjusted a little mentally, they’ll show interest.

The black men who are hot cakes are those with low standards. If you like obese women, you’ll have your pick of the lot. Oyibo people hate obese individuals to their core. Dress well, workout regularly and be exciting discussion-wise. Land whales will fight over you.

Children’s topic.

The thing don evolve from H1N1 tey tey.

Let the marriage last ten years first.

It’s not called boxing again?

Good on you, brother. We’ll join you soon enough.

The song is too short, abeg. These artistes are cheating us. They should head back to the studio and come out with a 03min30sec song. How will I enjoy something which gets me in the mood at the tail end?

If you’re ebony, maintain the skin tone. Nature didn’t make a mistake. Cocoa butter, shea butter and coconut oil are a few of the natural products we need to preserve our beautiful shade. At the very worst, employ Vaseline.

Onila, stop typing rubbish.

Stop asking stupid questions.

Broke people always have opinions.

After one week, they’ll be back to hunger. Black man only dey reason him belle. Nothing else. Not my problem. At least my salaries aren’t affected by any incompetence of the government.

That is 200 - 400k she could otherwise use to buy Indomie cartons and rice bags. She instead used it in a way the community would benefit for decades. It would continue working long after she loses relevance. When I say Nigerian leaders don’t have sense, ekukes on Nairaland will type rubbish to defend their paymasters.

EmperorCaesar:
Cancer

Mother nature saw the surge in human population, then turned around to maintain the equilibrium between mortality and natality rate by forcefully increasing the widespread and the potency of very dangerous diseases


Relax, we all won't be here in 2124

Some thirteen and fifteen year old children on Nairaland may see the year.

Mummy’s boy couldn’t live without his mother. He’s chosen to join her in the afterlife. Dolo dolo.

I remember when men used to starve themselves, steal and lie to their parents to build money for Sony Ericsson P900 phones. Today, those phones are relics of a time long gone. Many children trolling this forum today weren’t born in those days. Memories.

These ones aren’t big boys. Na iPhone sure pass when it comes to status symbols. Samsung no get resale value. iPhones are digitally supported for ten years.

Old news. Crazy ass child. They need trees in the environment. Baby proofing is a thing. Toddlers always look for means to kill themselves.

Black Africans no dey ever innovate. We only copy and follow.

Good for him. Life is all about contentment. If he is, more grease to his elbow.

Learn what successful men perform and emulate the actions. Don’t sit on the sidelines complaining.

What’s the news?

I guess doing a cartwheel will make front page here.

Keep worshipping your white god. Monkeys.

ntyce:
Hope all is well at home?

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Another day, another fraud. Nigerian youths, sha.

What I’m seeing in those pictures is a boy who made up a girlfriend by dressing up as a female. Fake news if anyone asks me.