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^^ Seen!

Goodness, you are tall oh!

And super fit! Me likey

edwife:

Jeez i can see you building muscles....
me likey

Thanks!

Your turn, sister.

Seen them Eds?

C'mon.

Check gunners Eds.

5 seconds before they come down.

edwife:

Calm down babes. 1 sec...

edwife:
Yes

Chillisauce:
I'm fine dear. Abeg make I log out go watch small movie .

Title of da Nollywood movie?

edwife:
Gunners do some some....

Here you go Eds...

edwife:
https://25.media.tumblr.com/d5ceede877c1b5f87f25812e3ad42aaf/tumblr_ms7k8ojkht1rzoje3o1_500.gif

Lol!

You ready?

ifyalways:
Bia Efe, Eddy and co make una easy with oppressing us fatso's with una toned muscles, abs and ripped bodies.

Can't a girl swallow her fufu in peace? Lol I have some nice coco yam soup in plan to deal with later today, your ripped bodies can't stop me.

Seriously girls, y'all are trying. I'm not even going to deceive myself and start any healthy eating ish cos it won't work! I must chop my eba, eat my banga stew and soup, starch, Palm oil rice, etc and run afterwards.

Lol!

Ify you most certainly aren't a "fatso"! I've seen your pics, remember?

Besides, how can you be with the array of exercises you do? i.e: running, skydiving (shudders), and even golf? Abeg talk another one jor.

BoboYekini:
You know I want you bad.

I belong to my Sagalicious Sagamite...

BoboYekini:
Picture or....

Lol!

In your dreams, man.

Sagamite:
Not yet back in her heavenly and delightful shape.

And most likely never going to be back in that shape or something even close to it.

That is one's reward once you marry a Nigerian woman and she has one child. This is despite all the insult and demeaning you get while trying to date her o.

You have only between 1 to 4 years (period to her concieving for the first time) to enjoy what physical attributes attracted you to her.

Not true Saga.

A lot of us understand the benefits of adopting a healthy lifestyle (i.e: eating clean, exercising, and dieting), even after birthing several kids.

You've just got to look a little bit harder to find us.

amhackdee:
am finding it hard to study this days. i am always tired after work.

It will get better, I promise you. I've been there and more, so I understand how you feel.

Just hang in there and remain focused. This means you'll have to drastically cut down other activities. Also try getting as much rest as you.

Lovely pics.

Why is she being blamed here?

She was forced against her will to have sex with him. The hungry looking, emaciated bastàrd spiked her drink and ràped her!

She isn't at fault here. The only thing she did wrong was pitying his sorry arsé by trying to help the opportunistic thief.

She should tell her husband what happened, and then report this föol to the police and have him arrested. She should also take herself to the nearest clinic to get checked out for STDs.

kandiikane:
He probably has a fungal infection. Is his pen!s really dry and scaly?

I think he's still consulting his friend's uncle for a response.

amhackdee:
nothing much to write about here.

50k monthly job or quit the job and start preparing for post jamb?

Do both. You're lucky to even have a job in the first place. Many are still searching.

SirShymexx:
Nah, I'm not contradicting myself. R&B has always been a feminine genre, hence R&B singers are considered soft and sweet, and gay rumours follow them around all the time.

However, with rap music, it has always been macho - even all the female rappers to ever grab the MIC are/were mostly tomboys/dykes - save for Lil Kim, Foxy Brown, and Nicki Minaj. And in the case of both Lil Kim and Foxy Brown, they both rapped about macho things and most of their lyrics were written by the guys around them. Nicki Minaj is the only odd one out (I don't listen to Nicki Minaj's music as well).

Being gay and rapping are like two parallel lines that should never meet.

There you go again.

You're judging the artist and not appreciating his/her talent for what it is. You can have a very good rapper who isn't straight. That notwithstanding, I get what you're saying and it can be hard to immune / distance one's self from being prejudiced. This reminds me of the Saturday night talent shows. Simon Cowell's X-factor (I think). In one of the earlier episodes, Will Young (the winner), only came out clean about his sexuality AFTER the voting had finished, to admit he was gay.

Question is, why didn't he come out with it from the beginning? Probably because a lot of folks would have been too biased to vote for him, knowing what his sexual orientation was. (I know I would be). Not saying that it's right, but it is what it is...

You don't listen to Nicky Minaj? Even though she's got all the "assets" in the right place? C'mon Shymexx...

Sweetmarriage:
Wives, What Will You Do When Your Husband Wouldn't Cooperate With You In Family Planning?

A woman said, 'I want family planning but my husband objects to it. He refused to join me to see our doctor. Should i be staying on my own?

[b]So, if your husband refuse to co-operate with you with family plannin[/b]g, what is the best thing to do? Will you avoid having sex with him?

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Nigerian-Papalette/312263085651212

All these sugar coated responses...

The key phrase here is "refuses to co-operate"! For goodness sake, it's her body! Every pregnancy comes with it's own risks and at the end of the day, it's up to the woman (and no one else) to take care of her body. If the man refuses to see reason / co-operate, then does this mean she'll go ahead with him and breed like rabbits?

No!

If he's refusing to see reason, then she should go on the pill or any other effective birth-control method. It's not that hard and for the sake of peace, he doesn't need / deserve to know, seeing as he's dead set againt the idea anyway.

crystalgem:
I am married for two year nw with a baby girl, though marriages ave up and down but the one am going through ryt nw,that makes my body aches is the house chores, I do virtually al the work with no help, starting from sweeping the verandah, to the mopping the sitting room,kitchen, and the passage, to clearing the dishes,fetching water and serious u nid to see our well it's rily so deep,i fills the kitchen and toilet with water, wash the toilet, cook den take care of the baby while my husband sit al tru pressing his fone. Av discussed this with him several tyms but no change. I dnt no wot else to do as this is killing me. I alwaz wonder if he love me cos I dnt no ow u ll claim to love ur wife but stil watch her go through stress without you helping ha.....pls advice

You aren't doing nearly enough.

Why don't you grind pepper with your left hand, whilst pounding yam with your right hand - simultaneously?

SirShymexx:
Lol.

Osalogbue!!!!

If you're trying to say, "Oselogbo", it means Old / elderly man. (Ose - father), logbo (elderly / old)

edwife:
Okay good night...

SirShymexx:
Lol.

In as much as I can't listen to a gay rapper, I don't care about gay R&B singers.

Rap is super-duper masculine and listening to a gay rapper would amount to listening to a fake/fraudulent/phony rapper. For example: I'm not a fan of trap music (rappers that talk about selling drugs like Al Pacino all the time) cos most of the trap rappers are frauds.

Regardless, that doesn't mean I agree with the lifestyle or I think anyone is/was born gay - I just don't care for them as long as they keep the lifestyle away from me. Also, a lot of the decent fashion wears today are made by gay people...if you start caring too much about how they lead their lives, you'll probably have to start walking around nak3d.

Anyway, they just need to keep it away from the motherland and let Africa at least find itself before adding more plagues to the place.

Hmmm...

You are contradicting yourself a little bit though. If you can "accept" / ignore the personal lifestyles of R'n B / soul singers, then you should too for the hardcore rappers. For me personally, I think it's about appreciating the music and nothing else. It's kind of like how MJ was. He was a controversial, eccentric person but amazingly gifted artist. You'd listen to his music and forgive his "shortcomings", if you get what I mean.

Akposy:
Sorry ma

No worries...

captianfreeman:
Help ! .... his wife hate sex with so. much passion. sometimes , they do it just six times in a whole year. How can he make her interested in the act.?

How is this any of your business?

edwife:
Lol where is my pinctur?

Not today.

Maybe next time.

edwife:
It doesn't one bit as long as i know my friends do . These days all i do is laugh

***ignore is my motto***

Good girl.

SirShymexx:
Lol. Human beings for you.

I honestly don't know why folks focus on watching how other folks lead their lives, TBH. The man was a Soul/R&B singer - a genre dominated by women. Like seriously, his sexuality should be the last thing anyone should care about, as long as he makes great music. It's not like he was a rapper, where you've to be super-duper masculine cos that's what the lifestyle is about.

If he were a rapper, I'll probably feel a certain way - but a soul singer? - I don't care. Same way I don't care about Elton John, Michael Bolton, Tracy Chapman, Teddy Pendergrass, Tevin Campbell, Frank Ocean et al and their sexuality, as long as they're not trying to force their views on me. And they're not trying to pollute a continent like Africa that's still trying to find its feet with the madness associated with that lifestyle.

My, my...

You surprise me Shymexx. I thought you'd have felt otherwise.

SirShymexx:
Lol.

I think "megwo" is for Urhobo/Isoko, no? That's for EfemenaXY!

Edo chics gatt some juice, mayyyne (Texas voice like P1mp C - R.I.P).

Lol!

You're almost right.

Urhobo: Megwo
Isoko: Degwo.

Chillisauce:
my dear, its so worth it? I dont know who sent me to make big braids. Its like extra 1.5kg on my hair. When i jog, its like extra worth to carry. This wont last anyway.

Pls keep eating clean. Though sometimes i cant resist my chocolatine. Its well

Lol @ big braids.

You're au natural, so that comes with the territory na. Unless you want to sport a low haircut?

Been really throwing myself into the gym these past few weeks, to add variety to my exercise routine. Been cycling for an hour almost everyday and recently added the Total Body Conditioning (strength) and Body Pump (strength) classes to my routine - to tone up and build muscles.

I can't even begin to tell you which part of my body hurts! Bum....from the cycling. The back of my thighs, shoulders, neck...from lifting weights.

Give me my high cardio, fat burning exercises any day. Much preferable to weights / strength focused exercises but it's all good sha. At least the 30 - 45 minute swim afterwards helps those sore muscles. I doff my hat to you and Edwife sha. Una strong.

lofty900:
I have a very good supplier down here, one shot from him will make u feel like a horse. you'll love him

Jokes.