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naijababe:
My sister, you did not have breakfast

I did jor. Nor be "juicing" you dey call am?

Chillisauce:
Make una dey do. I dey come

I have done mine and reaping the friut of my labour

Going going gone!

Yimu.

Chillis:
That Yeye thing called moderator Don ban me again until next month.

Mtcheww.
off to my vacation o jare.

Miss yall and keep up the good works.

One month!!

Why? Wetin you do to chop this kinda ban??

Vacation?? Gonna miss you babes

naijababe:
Enough to feed an army

Abi?

The hunger wey wire me this afternoon nor get part two. All I had for breakfast was a squeezed lime and grape fruit (the large orange, bitter one), with some cucumber slices. And that was after my 30mins sit-ups and 30mins jog.

Would have loved to do more but time was against me...

Kimoni:
Lol...longest time Efe

You've been quiet. How is our princess?

Cheers!

Longest time indeed...

My dear, been busy of late. Our princess is fine and kicking.

How are you & the family?

edwife:
https://cdn.niketalk.com/1/10/200x200px-ZC-1091fd0a_churchladyfaint.gif

***Screams wiff lafter!***

naijababe:
I reckon it's a good idea to have a separate thread for us aspiring fitness junkies........... here is to a our hot summer look. Imma have a pic here just for today. Will take it down after today


cc: Damiso, kilode100, Zemaye, Chillisauce, EfemenaXY, Edwife, Cococandy, Bukatyne, Kimoni, Veave


Day 4 of Jillian Michaels 30 days Shred. My arms are hurting less now, although I can feel my thighs shaking as I sit and type this

Usual suspects, come in and report.

@ Kimoni, there's no hiding from me o . Where is your report for yesterday?

Following suit...

Lunch at work!

No one should find my trouble by mentioning the portion size oh!

ifyalways:
Babes, I dey o. Eating, running and loving life. The heat for Lagos now no be here, person want roast. I can't wait for " holiday" to start abeg.

In fact, I don tire for Naija, who's gonna adopt me?

Lol! Same thing here babes.

Adopt? Five hundred tassan Naira chilli dey look for who to adopt. Send her an online application form.

Chillisauce:
Efemenaxy, edwife I dey greet oh.

Ifyalways how far na?

Where is Kilode100 ?

Greetings to you too dear. Been busy of late. How you dey?

Sagamite:
Kai!

See how far persin moni fit go for outside London.

I live in London and make £1.5bn per week salary and still live in a rented cupboard in someone else's council flat in Peckham.

Lol! You and your vivid descriptions!

Good to know you survived the heat.

edwife:
I slept for the first with my windows opened ,i have not had any clothes on for 2 days now.I am sick and my nose is almost bleeding.I have been indoors for 2 days now,i love Summer but this not what i bargain for.I am drinking ice cold water.

Ewooo!! Sorry dear.

And here I was thinking you're still rocking long sleeved shirts and socks this summer

Keep drinking lots of water to keep hydrated. It's been funny. Everyone at home rushed straight to the bathroom for a cool shower. You need to see me and my little girl covered in Johnson's baby powder, looking like Ojuju.

damiso:
All of you are complaining .. I thought I was going to faint on the jubilee line today.

No way am I going on that underground tomorrow if it still this hot

Lol! Leave earlier jor.

I was on it by 7:30 a.m ish and it was fine. Shebi you heard the announcement that the London bridge underground had been closed for a while because of a fire outbreak? I wonder if that was caused by the heat?...

@Naijababe: those of us commuting from London bridge to Canary Wharf on the Jubilee line are too posh to reek of sweat, fish, and hairy kebabs...

tearoses:
edwife
efemena
naijababe
coogar
wonlasewonimi
jaybee
Damiso
Tv01
sagamite
R231

hope una dey okayy oooooo
Hope Ya'all havent melted

UK on meltdown
the temp in my car was reading between 38 and 42 degrees . . . .
I never see this kain thing before

On a serious note I hope people dont die o!
I dey fear
This must be the hottest day in history ever!
Lemme check google

My dear, I not only melted but sublimed and even evaporated. I've only just condensed back to liquid form, and gradually solidifying back into Efe at 20^oC at 3:30 a.m

Yes, the heat has been terrible. Getting stuck in London's early morning traffic for over an hour for what ought to be a 15 minute journey to the tube was no joke (Tuesday). Dunno what sort of yeye road works were being carried out. So leaving two hours earlier yesterday helped a lot. Smooth drive down to the station. Even commuting on the Jubilee line to Canary Wharf wasn't that bad either.

*** Damiso: MAKE YOU DEY QUICK COMMOT FOR HOUSE!!***

Anyway sha, once in the office, I totally forgot it was a hot day...even had to put on my suit at one stage as I was getting goosebumps sef...until I left at 6:00 p.m ish

dangotesmummy:
Happy new month to my sugar pies
KanwuliaJara aka texas orchard
cococandy aka Loretta
EfemenaXY
damiso
Ewuro4 aka Jidegirl
Chillisauce
RoyalRoy aka Mr emergency man baba Zeus
edwife
Shymexxx
Tearoses aka chair cover
Francis tony
Francis Christopher
Sophyrocks
Mr Brown jay

and so on and so forth



Oya one one piece of lace for you

Happy New Month to you too, dear

dangotesmummy:
eheenhen so that's how it is now. You're now taking sides with Woged. Instead of facing the issue you're taking sides. That analysis of the drama that Woged explained can happen ANYWHERE be it hamerika, landan or ny-ji-riya. Abi you never see husband and wife fight before in public ni that she now has to table the matter on nl

and for your information a lousy woman is a lousy woman regardless of whether she's in a free society or a caged society. It has nothing to do with her being in "hamereeka"

I'm not taking sides.

Fact is, the issue here is the woman's very big mouth. It matters not where she's located. Shebi you've heard the saying: "You can take someone out of the village, but you can't take the village out of the person"? That's exactly what's happened in the story Woged2005 narrated. Only thing is, this woman is not even village material, but bushmeat material.

bukatyne:
Lol!

NEXT time call me for blessings and sanctification of the thread

Her back view is very nice So I figure she will be a show stopper.

Besides, Why are you avoiding me?

Lol!

Not just you. Everyone else, actually.

iykedare:
Efe,thanks for your kind words.

Uh..uh... don't you dare make me feel bad. You're in the wrong here and you know it.

Shymm3x:
Lol, I was a tad bit conked out, but I wasn't even naughty. The angry black woman just wanted me to notice her. But shiit, I like 'em angry as fvck, with a mean face. I'm a sucker for chics with mean faces.

Alright - I'll be expecting the video.

You're crazy, Shymexx!

Then in that case, you most definitely will love this lady and her video. I hope the spambot doesn't get me for posting the facebook link to her video...

https://www.facebook.com/skeezeereeez/videos/vob.561065786/10153083748470787/?type=2&theater

iykedare:
Edwife, are you a model?

What other proof does efemenaxy need? And why is she so pissed that I saw her pics?

Are you for real? Why shouldn't I be pisséd off?

Why would you want to save pics that weren't intended for you, much less given to you? Are they yours? What do you intend to use them for?

Seriously, are you that sad and desperate that you go around fishing for married women's pics to store?

That aside, why bother telling us you have them? Is it that hard for you to keep your mouth shut? Must you yap about e everything you see?

And you ask me why I'm pisséd? Like seriously??

iykedare:
I would never post them. Would never do such thing. But its nice to finally see what you look like. Are you a model?

Timbuktou,Edwife is a fine woman.

Why is efe still angry with me ? That thread was for everyone and its not like I was present where I shouldn't be. Let her calm down.

**** still staring at efe' s pic****.

Chillisauce:
Yah, that's the spirit.

Oya babyosisi, I know you are offline..but join them.

Cc Herzumpther.
Bukatyne
zemaye
damiso
Kilode100

Work done set o

Kia!! See favouritisim, even inside kitchen sef.

Why you nor come mention me and Edwife name na?

Chillisauce:
Where is the pics....

Whose?

Chillisauce:
It wasn't my pics but a small sunny trip. Post my pics here make půssy sniffers use am måsterbate .

And you still dey ask for pinschur?

Chillisauce:
Spying you? Abeg you and Efe wan cause trouble with your ripped abdomen.

Do I blame them for spying? Hell no!

Oya show me small

Lady, whose side are you on?

Chillisauce...chillisauce...chillisauce...

edwife:
Please everyone here i want to ask a question and i need y'all guys opinion:

After the legalization of gay marriage in America,i have read so many opinions about the matter,but one thing kept ringing in my mind is others calling those who do not support this development hypocrites.

Should we also call them hypocrites when a man decides to marry more than 2 wives and they condemn the act outrightly especially if it is a Christian brother or sister involved;Yet we have Christian gays?

Let's discuss.

I don't get it. What's the correlation between a gay couple and a polyandrous one?

That notwithstanding, I haven't got issues with either set. To each their own.

Shymm3x:
The acute Angry Black Women (ABW) syndrome I alluded to.

No matter the class, the nationality, or upbringing - black women are always angry. It is innate. However, the level of anger differs from one person to the other.

One angry black chic still told me she was gonna fvck me up yesterday cos I was messing about with one of her friends. But I just had to laugh it off cos if I decide to smack her putrid mouth, then I'll become a bully. How do black women get so brave that they're not even scared of people twice their size?

Lol!

Looks like someone's been naughty.

There's this video I saw on facebook and would really like you to watch. Thing is, I've downloaded it on my phone but can't seem able to upload it here. I'll try again, but from my laptop when I get home...

Chillisauce:
Edwife and efemenaxy

Going going .....

Gone.

Lovely week ahead

Jokes.

Na today?

Chillisauce:
My dear
My house full. Just relaxing

Lol! Welcome back, then.

bukatyne:
hahahahabahahahahahahahshahahahaha!

Oro ti e fe ki baba gbo, ohun na la pari e

Meaning What you do not want the father to hear/know, he will be the one to settle it.

Funnily, I rarely visit This thread; just drop in to read and say hello.

Why don't you girls PM the pictures instead? That way, you have total control over possession as some people can be funny here.

Permit me to laugh again.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahshahaha.


Happy Sunday to y'all.

Ahhh...Bukky. Na your fault na. We were trying to avoid you.

Anyway, Edwife fine eh, choi! A real show stopper.

Chillisauce:
No time for nolly wood. Try good series

Lady, where have you been?

ifyalways:
Edwife and Efe, see as God " cash" una too

So Edwife is tall like that? Thank God I didn't see the pics. Who knows, I might not be able to chop my Sunday rice and banga stew after viewing all that toned abs and midriff.

Efe and Eddy, I try with the veggies and fruit stuff. Rice is always with carrots, no beef, plenty fish, shaki and co occasionally, small portions of swallow and fruits. That's as healthy as I can go o jare.
Happy Sunday @ all.

Lol! Happy Sunday Ify.

mutter:
I have coped for twenty years without help It is hard but the best thing for the family. You learn to share responsibilities and you learn teamwork. It also equips the kid's for later.

True that. But it depends to a large extent on where you're based. In Naija, domestic helps are two-a-penny at best.