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MrsNwaAmaikpe:


From the story , the younger sister died because she was stingy with her survival organ i.e her kpekus


The elder one was wiser, after all what is the use of a kpekus if she dies? She gave them willingly.

Meanwhile...say no to kidnapping.

Am I missing something or are you and Nwamaikpe actually contending for an award for who makes the most stupid comments on nairaland?

Who prescribed it?
How'd you get diagnosed with ADHD?
Just concerned
And yes I can get it

pm me for more info

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@lalasticlala
@mynd44

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Pls Push to FP

superlightning:
E pain you no be small....

You dared him to step foot in Nigeria, he did.

You used court in an attempt to intimidate him, the court cleared him of accusations.

He was unlawfully kept in prison, but to your dismay,he was bailed.

You thought your binta and officers could intimidate him with dos and donts, he rubbished them all

You jubilated over his attack and perceived death, he outsmarted your Python dance.

You call him a tout, Israel national TV recognized and interviewed him yesterday.

Una no dey tire? Losers.

Folks it's called #StockholmSyndrome

oshe111:
How can 2 people be this foolish in same Planet, Continent, Country and same Forum in 2018

Stop falling for cheap scams for mere data

google facebook wifi by tizeti

1k for 5gig

superfast

thank me later

Last week a warning of impending xenophobic attacks was reported (it even made nairaland's FP), now this!!!

What can I say

Abjay97:
For igbos only..
Like for Nnamdi Kanu's boycott of 2019 elections
Share if you will vote Atiku/Obi come 2019...

Waffi go say E clear like HD!!!

Lawyers will say Res Ipsa Loqitur

“In 1963, Nigeria’s population was 52 million. Today, it is about 200 million, yet the land space has remained the same. Against this background, the contest for land and other natural resources is bound to be keener, and the friction, more.

Yet the northerners and Muslims largely do not subscribe to family planning initiatives with the reason that it's not condoned by their religion.

You see why we keep running round in circles?


Not enough personnel but you still retain a skewed quota system that largely favors the north when admitting folks into the NDA


To your rents oh Israel

dollarhome:
People of God, I need financial help. Even 1k right now can feed me for a week. This isn't life I'm living like this. Please don't leave me alone like this Nairaland

Go to rant hq on facebook
they're giving away cash donations right now

Embarrassingly Embarrassing
Dude didn't read that speech before going on stage
Dude could have abandoned written speech and spoken extempore to mitigate the embarrassment
Dude is Olodo2.0
And some Fuckers think video is doctored.
transmitted embarrassment

The Square and Compass

Optimisticgondy:
Hello bro..have you been able to get the cards?

naaah mhen not yet


holler if u can help me out

Nigerians na ITK go kill una
My former landlord rejected a color tv years back from his kids and preferred his black and white national (the type that u slide open with formica-like wood panels complete with leg stands)

iamJ:
which estate? abeg dont use what u hear to talk, he didnt do anything for her


even if she no wan pack, renovate her house, see the tv in her house, abeg rest all these men dont help their mothers, oshimole renovated his mothers house, go and ask no be by making noise online

So after the cultural themed parry which show host Ebuka attended, Biggie surprised everyone by evicting Bambam
Methinks the Saturday night eviction is an April Fool's stunt on the housemates
Who else is with me on this?

lol Reminds me of Michael De Santa's wife in GTA V and her yoga trainer
positions toh bad

perhaps the sooner both sides realize that the progenitors of both faiths have since missed the mark and all we have today is a dumbed down version of an attempt to codify ethical cum moral rules for mankind to embrace and live by in the interest of peace and the commonwealth, then the better for us as a whole for only then will there be a proper understanding of the substance of both faiths and y'all can stop cussing and fighting each other and yourselves.
wake up o mankind

Lol y'all gonna make me laugh now

those shiiii aint hard drugs
marijuana dont make a nigga beg another nigga to suck his deek just to get a toke 2 spliff on a joint

cocaine and crack and all that synthetic sheeet, yeah now u talking hard as a mofo

they go HAM on ur arse

thats hard drugs

#LegaliseDaWeed

Hello nairalanders
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Inbox me or drop a comment
Thanks

FraterMathy Pls holler

Why expend so much energy posting balooney

what a waste!!!!
remember the drug Di Caprio took in Wolf of Wall Street that literally paralysed him and he drove like a stoned maniac back home?
or the scene where he ordered his friend to go get the drugs while experiencing a tempest in the words "I'm not gonna die sober"
thats qualudes baby

cant wait to get me hand of them babies

make una de there de castigate

to each his own

first of all, it seems that by default, you guys are wired to insult any contrary opinion or any view that doesnt rhyme with the ibo narrative so its not a question of seeing reasons to insult people based on airing their views

then,

ogundamasi and co will talk because just like you guys they also have freedom of expression especially on matters that concern our collective interest, welfare or coexistence.

moreover, when the sh!t hits the fan and you guys start falling like chickens or a stack of dominoes, y'all would then cry foul like the rest of the nation dont give a damn when you alienated yourselves by insulting every tom, dick and harry in the first place.

Once upon a time Ikemba lured you guys with sweet and scintilating rhetorics and like the children of hamelin lost to the tunes of the pied piper, more than three million (3,000,000) souls perished needlessly. What did he do, he ran away on exile. As at that time the principle of
stand/die for what you believe in was probably lost to him. He came back and was given a hero's welcome only to be marooned by the same people after forming a political party. makes me wonder, you heed his call to war, but cant trust him enough to put in at the helms of affairs using democratic processes. Taka good look in the mirror and ask yourselves what exactly is the problem my dear hebrew heebo eebo ibo igbo brethren.

Enter Nnamdi
Nigga blows hot air about shutting down the country should there be any attempt to arrest him. How he wont go on exile bla bla bla. Declares sit at home. Bestrides the land like a colossus. obviously suffering from narcissism and megalomania, partly induced by the sycophants and ass lickers and piss drinkers cowering before him all. Flagrantly flounting condition after condition of his bail.
Emboldened by social media videos of the horde of mostly unemployed youths and disgruntled elements aka supporters and fake cries of aye axemen, arrow mates / SS ooo bloody cries, forms and inspects guard of honor as a field marshall would; then like a junkie high on crack attempts to stop armored personnel carriers on a routine patrol with sticks and stones.
Niggah probably got a few broken bones and either pulling a skibii--- faking his death, or indeed has pulled an ojukwu --- he who

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fights

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and runs away lives to boast another day.
and then some uneducated and misguided folks here on nairaland would be disturbing da peace with dim witted half truths and hate filled comments enough to make a nigga puke at their level of stupidity.
in one breath you claim to be jack the giant slayer and in another you cry as an oppressed and marginalised victim.
tomorrow you run away and come back next week and start insulting people.
it goes round and round and shows the Igbos dont know what they want.


NB:
Insults are welcome. The one with most likes get a. 40 shots of tokillher <tagbo probably drank fake tequila come to think of it
or b. iphone hex or
c. All paid pilgrimage to israel

rumor mongers are probably euphoric while the usual muggers (tie-neck) having a field day, thanks to the former. Breaks my heart to see such crass ignorance capable of formenting needless insurrection on display all because of some folks who insist on doing things the wrong way.

simple
check out http://onobraks.hodo.biz
it's time to Ryze up
Thank me later

tomi87014:
Help, Trouble In My Marriage

Hello Nairalanders.

I have been married for a year and half. I thought hubby and i have been living happily and i would've swore he was faithful. A few days ago i saw that a random lady messaged him on Facebook and they got talking. I was shocked at first to see that he was chatting her up. Fast forward to yesterday I checked his phone and saw that himself and the lady had more conversation and what started as facebook chat had progressed from phone calls to whatsapp chat. The content of their chat seems they were eventually planning to hook up.

I confronted hubby but he wasn't remorseful and told me he doesn't owe me faithfulness and went on to sleep in the other room. Hubby and I pray together and are looking towards a very bright future together, this is not something i really saw coming from him. I am very troubled in my heart and pregnant for our first baby. He dozent feel any atom of pity that the whole issue might cause me problems and I have been wondering what has come over him. I am 100 percent faithful to my hubby and want the union to work out. I am at work typing and holding back tears. Please i need advise from mature people in the house, how do i deal with the situation. I am in my late 20s, he is in his late 30s.

sweetie it's pretty easy
if a man tells you he doesn't owe you faithfulness then there's no reason for you to owe him fidelity as well.
if you get entreaties from other males my dear bleep or hook up with the one of your choice.
stop wallowing in silence and playing the victim for some one who obviously doesn't care for your feelings.
that's my sincere take on this issue.
what is sauce for the goose is equally sauce for the gander

I'll assume none of the above commenters on this post watched the video else no where did I hear Future talk aboutt a collabo with wizkid

bleh