₦airaland Forum

Aidejay:
We never get messiah for ISWAP, BOKO HARAM, JAMB and ISIS and these people are killing Christians up and down and posting the videos on the net. But he is sending messiah for naira maley and malians so that they will all be converted to Christianity and beheaded by islamist....go and dream again

is JAMB now a terrorist organisation? kai I don laugh taya

make una leave this nwaama guy na, almost one hundred mentions for one thread, he is obviously trolling.

If a man is beaten by his wife, it doesn't necessarily mean she is stronger. He might just not want to hit her. But the day the man retaliates, na hospital the woman go land.

I hate these fully tiled houses. One hotel did this years ago, they have tried to remove them twice but abandoned the project. Brand new house looks like it was built 20 years ago.

Belafonte:
Hi, how have you been?

Very fine, thanks. Hope you are good. I don't recognize this moniker though.

Needlefish or swordfish

Your girl is cheating on you and you are trying to pin it on her step mother. Red pillers, come and advice your member, he might listen this time.

Abeg sofri disgrace us for there

My first child was so thin and light, people recommended this force feeding, but as long as he wasn't sickly, I didn't bother. Now I come home to empty pots. Leave these kids alone.

What was your concern with her well being that you were begging her to stop work and rest? You see what you guys ' I took alomo and invited her but she didn't come' attitude has cost you?

loled at after giving him a son, are you God?

Whoever came up with 'bloggers will not make heaven' got it through divine revelation.

Is this really possible? Has this been done before? In my mind's eye I can already see Nigerian politicians rushing to endorse him and then traveling to congratulate him.

Sometimes an eye for an eye is the best teacher. Why not leave her in a cell without food and human contact for seven days before taking her to court.

she was angry because she thought she has caught a big fish only to find out say na mirage, like seriously I can't stop laughing

You invite a girl who is not your girlfriend to your house, you prepare for sex and she doesn't show up and you all are telling us your stories of having the same experience and deleting her number and what not. But if she makes the date and you sleep with her, you come on nairaland to call all girls 'except my mother and sisters' oloshos.

is there a zoo in your city?

Nigerians done become laughing stock. Shame dey catch me to even complain again. Why we con turn ourselves to house help for our papa house?

Ginaz:
Can someone tell me the location of the guy sitting down so I can go and kidnap him for marriage?

that is Seun, no need to kidnap, we have pastors, imams and bishops in the house to conduct the online ceremony.

I thought the girl standing was their mother.

Sooooo.... who steps up for you now when your baby daddy doesn't have money?


Hope you guys are not planning on killing or kidnapping any member of your family to make money.

Youngjohnosas:
one even after building the house bought a bus for her husband for commercial purpose.

e be like na your church my cousin dey go

They should have tarred that park before asking commercial vehicles to relocate there. The place is an eyesore. Compare it to the Comrade bus park at ringroad and you wonder what was obaseki thinking?

Having an inferiority complex and being an introvert are two different things.

I just love this aki vibe, laugh at your shortcomings and disadvantages and they will make a way for you.

can a man be more useless? na the side chick I pity, worse awaits you

hope they have given the baby to the father before they go still kill that one

This is sarcasm na, he wants the US to get rid of the Buhari he voted for. How can't you guys deduce this?

Just goes to show that some Nigerians receive funds from Iran.

weird mc

Nairaland guys, don't you people have friends and brothers you can talk issues over with? Is it the 'men don't cry' mantra that is causing all these or what? I am really getting tired of all these I love her so much and I don't want to lose her stories. Upon the ubanja guys help, una still dey cry like this. I don taya abeg.