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BusinessRe: Mike Adenuga's House In BANANA ISLAND, Lagos (Photo) by ehissi(m): 9:47pm On Mar 06, 2020
Question: If at the current net worth of Dangote, the protocol required to see Mike Adenuga took one week.
At the current net worth of Mr/Mrs X (in this case, you reading this question), in how many years will you be able to see Mike Adenuga, with due respect to all protocols that must be observed?
PoliticsRe: Yahaya Sharif-Aminu: Protest In Kano Over "Blasphemy Against Prophet Muhammad" by ehissi(m): 5:14pm On Mar 04, 2020
They came to confess to burning his family house, and chasing away his family. And the authorities, both state and local hisbah were pleading with them.

Religion of peace indeed....

I have heard and witnessed cases of people making derogatory comments against Christians, consistently.

In fact on several occasions and even recently, a flick on Netflix portraying Jesus Christ as gay junkie and his earthly mother as practically a harlot was aired.

No lives were lost, no properties damaged. Online and in several quarters offline, there were instances of concerns and protests raised by some Christians and Christian leaders across the world on the matter, but all were devoid of violence.

But Muslims swear even by their most sacred law to practice a religion of peace but every persistently violent conflict in this world is traced to them.

Allah was not even blasphemed against, it was the prophet who is allegedly but a mere mortal, that has allegedly journeyed into the great beyond in peace and they have lost all sense of decorum, attacking an entire family - who may be innocent - for the sins of one member of that family.

What will happen to the family of he had done such to Allah himself, maybe they would have killed the police chief for pleading for calm.

The baffling thing in all this, is that muslims who are born and raised in Islam don't see anything wrong with this, but as one who has read portion of the Quran and some Spiritual books, all I see are blood thirsty fellows who in their zeal, violate the mantra of peace as championed by the very same prophet, whose honour they claim to preserve.......

May God open their eyes to the truth of the after-life and what it takes to journey into it in God.........
PoliticsRe: Supreme Court Stands Down To Deliver Judgement On Ihedioha’s Review Request by ehissi(m): 3:07pm On Mar 03, 2020
famology:
I'm amazed that some ignoramus here are still hoping for a reversal. Some people are just so dumb.
Hmmmm
PoliticsRe: Sagay: I Don't See Supreme Court Returning Ihedioha As Imo Governor by ehissi(m): 8:22am On Mar 02, 2020
You dey see road before.......
AutosRe: . by ehissi(m): 11:03am On Mar 01, 2020
emmenness:
Which of the Benz model will be more economical for Uber/Taxify ehailing business? I am looking at getting a direct Belgium Benz rather than Corolla which seem more expensive. What's your advice please.
Perish the thought. If you can't afford a corolla, then target a Honda civic......it is far cheaper than corolla and has good fuel economy sef......if not even better
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by ehissi(m): 4:27am On Mar 01, 2020
amdman:
2006 Volkswagen Jetta

No faults reported

97k miles

N1.2m
Auto or manual?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Watford Vs Liverpool (3 - 0) On 29th February 2020 by ehissi(m): 8:31pm On Feb 29, 2020
GBOKASINCHA:
Would be sharing 5k too to celebrate Liverpool’s streak end... quote me with your account numbers first 5 people only please
2023518966-UBA
AutosRe: . by ehissi(m): 12:24am On Feb 29, 2020
phemsie:
Oga try to understand before posting, the interest is not on the monthly installment, the interest is on the the total amount left after the down payment, and the same interest will be paid every month till the whole principal is paid. At the end of the day the total interest paid will be almost the same as the loan taken which is too much to fathom.
You try, cool down, read and understand before arguing.

First of all, nobody anywhere awards interest based on anything else other than the principal.

Second, interest is typically awarded annually. However, in this case, they have chosen to award it monthly. In this case, 3.58% monthly on the principal.

In the case of the example OP put, a loan of 900,000 attracts interest of #32,200 monthly (and not annually), being 3.58% of the principal.


Third, only a naive person will expect defaults, people who get cars, on hire for taxify/bolt or Uber pay at a higher premium and they don't default, except where laziness or circumstances beyond their control occur.

A typical taxify/bolt/uber deal bears interest rate of between 100% to 250%.


I have seen someone offer me a ride that is ordinarily worth no more than #1,000,000 - a clean 03/2004, Nigerian used Toyota corolla - and is asking for weekly pay of #30,000 and want #2.8m. That is #180% interest.

A look at OP's offer, show that a loan support of #900,000 from them sees you paying #1,286,640.

That is #386,640 interest. Which is a total of 42.96% annually.

Yes I must admit, that 42.96% annual interest rate is high for someone who wants to buy a personal car.

But For hire purchase for Ehailing business, that is bloody cheap.
AutosRe: . by ehissi(m):
phemsie:
Oga this your calculation of the interest to be paid is criminal. It simply shows ur Chinese people are not being sincere. If the interest they are charging is actually 3.58% as claimed, them they are supposed to calculate it once on the total cost of the vehicle and divide it by the no of months the loan is fo be paid. That way we are sure they are actually charging 3.58%not to be paying 3.58% of the total cost if the vehicle every month that will amount to 42.96% of the total cost of the vehicle.
This is simply shady, apostle must hear this...
Bros, he said it is 3.58% monthly interest and not annually.......

And the interest is on the monthly anticipated pay by month....

Which wan is criminal again, abi you na Nairaland SARS........
HealthRe: Coronavirus In Lagos Nigeria: The Italian Patient's Contacts To Be Identified by ehissi(m): 9:47am On Feb 28, 2020
kiyosaki1:
All because the Nigeria government wanted to be seen as being sympathetic towards china, because of the cheap dollars we are getting from China, at the expense of her citizens health. Which serious country does that ?
The Dillard didn't ban flights from China, but China has long banned flights from Nigeria....
AutosRe: Neatly Used Toyota Camry With Reverse Camera And DVD Player Going For 1.450m by ehissi(m): 7:43pm On Feb 27, 2020
Nlebechichinoms:
Super clean Nigerian used Toyota Camry buy and drive going for 1.450m

With reverse camera
DVD player
Fresh alloy wheels

Call or Whatsapp 08166239674
V6 or V4?
CrimeRe: Abosede Idowu Stabs Boyfriend To Death Over N3,000 In Ogun (Photo) by ehissi(m): 11:06am On Feb 27, 2020
masterP042:
see the dirty ugly girl sef. May no woman kill us.
I can see from your meme you prefer to die by Cruise missiles ba.......................... undecided
AutosRe: Sharp Honda CRV 2010 by ehissi(m): 12:08am On Feb 26, 2020
Trustme2:
419. Go find another work do
Look closely, the car has a badge from cars45
TravelRe: Cameroonian Man Deported From Turkey, Wrapped In Cling Film As A Luggage by ehissi(m): 9:29am On Feb 25, 2020
For Turkish Airport #WrapHimUpGeng......
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by ehissi(m): 12:26pm On Feb 22, 2020
Philadelphia:
He asked a question indirectly.

Your words in bold is a question I asked you first.
Mind you business and let whoever wants to talk to Amdman do the talking.

I'm not the reason your partner cheated on you. So, stop lashing out your frustration on me.
Chai.................. undecided

Savage clap back geng............................. grin
BusinessRe: CBN Returns Over N60 Billion Excess Bank Charges To Customers by ehissi(m): 12:33pm On Feb 21, 2020
Audio return...............
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by ehissi(m): 11:05am On Feb 21, 2020
amdman:
2005 Mercedes Benz C55 AMG

37k miles

N10m
10 Milla ke? Maaaaad oooooh!! shocked

The "If I no drive benz, na wetin I gain crew", comman carry ooooooooh...................... grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: How To Legally Buy A Gun In Nigeria. by ehissi(m): 10:00pm On Feb 20, 2020
Nothing here points to how to buy a gun. Just licensing or process of acquiring a license.
PoliticsRe: Don’t Blame My Running Mate — Lyon On Supreme Court Judgement by ehissi(m): 8:24am On Feb 20, 2020
lackren:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thecable.ng/dont-blame-my-running-mate-lyon-speaks-on-scourt-judgement/amp
The person whey do this campaign poster design cannot make heaven walahi.

See wetin E do Degi nose? Habaaaa
AutosRe: 2008 Toyota Camry Sport (firstbody) @1.8m Net by ehissi(m): 3:56pm On Feb 17, 2020
FashAutos:
Neatly used & faultless



For inspection : Call/WhatsApp 08083095071
4 or 6 plug?
AutosRe: Oliverjaid - Update by ehissi(m): 2:56pm On Feb 14, 2020
SensualMan1:
Do you now see that Nigerians really deserve the kind of police force they have? cheesy


In 2014 oliverjiad was thrown into cell for 9 days for stealing my car accessories.

In 2020 oliverjiad graduated by stealing a whole container.

By 2025 oliverjiad will kidnap you or anybody sent to do business with him.



















BTW, My dear friend GAZZUZZ what's ur take on the matter? It turned out positive cheesy





Ok
Point of correction! Oliverjiad didn't spend 9 days in police cell, it was 8days he spent for stealing car accessories.


Also in 2020, he didn't steal a whole container, he swallow a whole #2.5million without fear, and wanted to use extra #1million to do toothpick to clean mouth.


Also in 2025 he can do nothing, Amotekun will be waiting for him.........



Plus! Abeg, I take God beg you, leave gazzuzz alone, before some people whey their head no correct go talk say Oliverjiad dey work for Gazzuzz office bikonu........... lipsrsealed
AutosRe: Oliverjaid - Update by ehissi(m):
amdman:
REF: https://www.nairaland.com/5672250/oliverjaid-where-container

In order to bring this issue to a closure, we are pleased to announce that we have taken delivery of the container and our customers are picking up their vehicles shortly.

We want to thank everyone for all the support we received in the course of the resolution of this issue. We appreciate all the suggestions and help that poured in from within and outside Nigeria, in a remarkable display of our intolerance for fraud and incompetence.

We particularly thank our customers for their extreme patience and for keeping faith with us despite the missed delivery schedule. You have reinforced our confidence in our business model and we remain committed to you. Of note is one that sent us money earlier in the week to buy ‘wine’ so that we can calm down as the matter was becoming hot (despite the fact that his car was yet undelivered). Thank you again.

We appreciate all our clients from far and wide, and can confirm that we are still in business despite all the schemes of our detractors. Be rest assured that we will continue to do our utmost to deliver on our promise to you. As a first step towards ensuring that we do not have issues with clearing in the future, we have set up our own in-house clearing team, and they have proved their diligence and competence by delivering this container 24hrs after retrieving documents from Oliverjaid.
Congratulations!!

Oya ComradeJoshua, come and display your talent!!

Will Oliverjiad still bounce back stronger and bigger with a bang?

Will God still judge all of us, especially Amdman for not giving Oliverjiad more money after he apologised?

Will God still judge all of us that insisted that Oliverjiad was a scam, just by using commonsense to review the case?

Will you still help us to deliver Oliverjiad from evil people and help us bail him with "something lite", like #2.5 million plus thereabout?

Is it not strange to you, that in 2020 it is someone like Oliverjiad that is making waves as a fraudulent person all over Nairaland, chopping other people's millions as a wharf rat, that your conscience is hungering you to defend using bible verses?

2020 has just started, you still have ample room to repent and make good on this year oooh!

Before your case go and become like Oliverjiad that is dancing one corner dance, inside one corner for police cell......

HealthRe: Discover Conoravirus Vaccine, Get N36m - FG To Scientists by ehissi(m): 11:05pm On Feb 13, 2020
Why will any foolish Nigerian scientist want #36million for discovering the cure to Corona virus when they can walk into Novartis, Pfizer or even takeda and walk away with at least a $million
AutosRe: Oliverjiad Arrested!! by ehissi(m): 3:44pm On Feb 13, 2020
@SmartChoiice......Bia this is your first and final and only warning!!

You don try finish, but I don want to see you nor anymore update again on Nairaland concerning Oliverjiad's purported arrest and confessions except you attach better mugshot!!

We need proof biko, before the ode go dey deny
probably by 2022 say E no know the colour of police or EFCC uniform, how much slept in a cell in his life, after E catch fresh maga......
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Apologises To Inspector Okon Over Threat To His Children by ehissi(m): 12:40pm On Feb 13, 2020
rottennaija:
Narcissist don't apologise. Nnamdi Kanu has never apologies for anything before? Unless you see videos of him actually apologising, don't believe it (and you are never going to see one.) It's goes against everything that a Narcissist is, who often see themselves as above other and others as puppets in their hands to do whatever is their will.

In fact, the language of the write bears no resemblance to his manners of speaking and public display. This is poorly scripted by another person.

Narcissist don't apologise. Nnamdi Kanu is not the source of this statement.
At the risk of being deported or extradited back to face buhari, trust me, an apology is very easy for him to do
AutosRe: OLIVERJAID - Where Is Our Container? by ehissi(m): 11:29am On Feb 13, 2020
lilachiever:
Where is that MF called Comradejoshua?

Conniving bastard
Dont just mind him/her.

Someone has done something horribly wrong. He hasn't delivered on a container he was to clear.


People who have goods in the container, plus the person who owns the container as well as their pals here are expressing their displeasure, and you start attacking them because they refuse to accept a solution that you proffered...............................which is; to give Oliverjiad whatever money he asks for first, otherwise he will suffer more losses and spend more money (of which that sounds more like a veiled threat offered via a proxy Nairaland account, that was created on the same day, the toxic solution was offered)

He even went as far as calling Amdman names, saying ridiculous things like: "Amdman wants to just use Oliverjiad to shine", "They are hypocrites", "They want ,to bring Oliverjiad down ", "God will judge you".

Forgetting that Amdman has already done what he suggested before he even suggested it without result.

Amdman was charged #2.2million to get the container out, but had already paid #2.5 million, a whooping #300,000 extra to deal with anticipated duemurrage on the container, this was done at no cost or loss to Oliverjiad in anyway, with the hope that the container will come out swiftly. Nothing happened.


Then Amdman is asking for explanation, instead you offered him a fresh bill of one million extra and are saying that your personal money inside is #200,000. Meaning your one kobo no dey inside the #2.5million sent to you for a job which was costed at #2.2million.

How? Please Provide breakdown of expenses and he could only account for #1.4million. Okay where exactly is the container now? Why hasn't it been cleared? Please provide evidence of payment for Terminal charges? Nothing......

This doesn't include the allegation that through an agent on ground, Amdman was able to catch Oliverjiad trying to extort him of extra #800,000, citing them as fresh charges for payments already supposed to be captured in the initial #2.2million.

The painful part of all this, is the cars in the container have been paid for in full, cost, shipping and clearing, not factoring Oliverjiad's duemurrage extortion package, so if he is to send him #1million who is responsible for that extra cost?

Considering that not single word of truth has come out of Oliverjiad's mouth, for Christ sake, Baba no even fit tell boys where container dey, what is the guarantee that he will deliver as he has said?

Yet E dey there, dey talk upandan. That is why I am not surprised that different people believe the ComradeJoshua account to be controlled by different alternate Monikers that are at one time or the other associated with fraudulent transactions here on Nairaland.

Who ever it is, it appears that the sympathy towards Oliverjiad is unnatural, except they are colleagues in crime, brother in arms or friends with benefit.

Don't waste your time engaging such a person, who implicitly endorses and refuse to openly condemn Oliverjiad's actions and starts championing a cause to attack people who attack Oliverjiad.

Forget about likes, not everyone accepts my proffered solution to the impasse here, but that doesn't grant me license to attack aggrieved person who have being burnt doing business with Oliverjiad, parting with millions.

Ignore that fellow, nothing profitable can come out of engaging in any logical or reasonable discussion with such a faceless and voiceless personality........
AutosRe: It's A Brand New 2018 Honda Accord. by ehissi(m): 8:11am On Feb 13, 2020
pairs2kay:
Brought brand New.
If you need this ride don't hesitate to call me for the details.
Duty paid. Documents valid.
No issues
08165996205
Chair!! Be like say a 2017 be this oooo! Abi?
AutosRe: Oliverjiad Arrested!! by ehissi(m): 9:27am On Feb 12, 2020
Oga Lateef101, comradejoshua, make una vex oooh! Say I mention una ooooo!

I be hear say una oga, Oliverjiad is now under arrest. Abeg make una no vex, una go fit raise like #2.5million, make we just bail am sharply sharply!

At all! At all!! Baba Oliverjiad go surely bounce back with a bang, maybe next time, E go dagbo person whey no get level at all, pay una back.

#2.5million na pepper soup money for am nah!! You know as E dey go.......

Abeg make God use una to secure the release of this innocent man that all these hypocrites on Nairaland are accusing unjustly, just because he wanted to just help this guy whey dey Canada whey no sabi anything nah!

Abeg naaah.....
AutosRe: OLIVERJAID - Where Is Our Container? by ehissi(m): 8:47am On Feb 12, 2020
Oga Lateef101, comradejoshua, make una vex oooh! Say I mention una ooooo!

I be hear say una oga, Oliverjiad is now under arrest. Abeg make una no vex, una go fit raise like #2.5million, make we just bail am sharply sharply!

At all! At all!! Baba Oliverjiad go surely bounce back with a bang, maybe next time, E go dagbo person whey no get level at all, pay una back.

#2.5million na pepper soup money for am nah!! You know as E dey go.......

Abeg make God use una to secure the release of this innocent man that all these hypocrites on Nairaland are accusing unjustly, just because he wanted to just help this guy whey dey Canada whey no sabi anything nah!

Abeg.....
AutosRe: OLIVERJAID - Where Is Our Container? by ehissi(m): 10:47am On Feb 11, 2020
sats:
undecided
Adexfm was cutting corners too
Na wa
My brother na inside life ooooo, na E we dey ooh......
AutosRe: OLIVERJAID - Where Is Our Container? by ehissi(m): 8:35am On Feb 11, 2020
maynation:
I thought Adexfem was OP's agent?? What changed??
He has now learnt how to be under paying duty for motor and he got someone's Tokunbo Lx460 seized by customs......so Amdman changed him
AutosRe: OLIVERJAID - Where Is Our Container? by ehissi(m): 8:25am On Feb 11, 2020
amdman:
The only amounts you have been able to clarify is in the region of N1.4m. You are now claiming you spent N500k on documentation, agency charges and customs exercise and without receipts. Really?
Oy Comradejoshua come and answer this one for your boss.....

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