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Family / Re: Marriage: My Mother Inlaw Calls My Wife Everyday Is It Proper? by einsteine(m): 2:57pm On Nov 08, 2022
chii8:



Mr I know it all, please learn to respect people's opinions.....if your parents still calls you everyday while you're married, there's 89 percent possibility that you people are discussing your spouse and marriage, and that's a third-party interference.Which is not healthy.It also means you are not mature enough to have your mother always keeping tabs on you.The bible weren't written to suit your childishness....If you so much love your mother and want that tight discussions, please divorce and go back to her house and continue that discussion while you are been breastfed.

If you want to get married,then stay married!I don't blame you, this is nland, everything goes..... Please stay off me.

How did you calculate the 89%?
Agriculture / Re: In Nigeria, We Love Building Houses More Than Agriculture by einsteine(m): 2:46pm On Nov 08, 2022
Let the OP start a farm and show us his farm. Agriculture, properly done, does not require every Ameachi, Bolaji and Ciroma to start a farm.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Who Should Be Responsible For Payroll Management by einsteine(m): 4:12pm On Nov 07, 2022
Depends on the size of company. In the companies I have worked in, a HR staff trained in payroll management handles it. I think that's best. There's a lot to payroll than just finance. Non financial benefits (continuing education, health insurance etc) are already handled by HR so why not bundle it all.
Crime / Re: Unknown Fraudster Wired N500,000 To 2 Brothers' Account. Now, They Are In A Cell by einsteine(m): 1:03pm On Nov 07, 2022
kingthreat:


They are victims. Stop being silly.

No, they are not.

They are very involved in this fraud.
Crime / Re: Unknown Fraudster Wired N500,000 To 2 Brothers' Account. Now, They Are In A Cell by einsteine(m): 1:03pm On Nov 07, 2022
You collect OPay pos and allowed a fraudster move money through it. Now you are caught and you are saying you leased the pos out. Okay, bring out the person who leased the POS from you.

They thought POS transactions can't be traced.

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Crime / Re: Unknown Fraudster Wired N500,000 To 2 Brothers' Account. Now, They Are In A Cell by einsteine(m): 1:01pm On Nov 07, 2022
They sold their account to a fraudster jare.
Business / Re: CBN Writes Banks On Implementation Of Naira Re-Design Policy by einsteine(m): 8:44pm On Nov 06, 2022
CUMIN:
Since banks can't keep money in suspense account...I want to see how the bankers will help looters evade the system.

They have been told not to. That doesn't mean they can't.
Crime / Re: Cash, SUVs, Items Seized From Gang That Hacked Nigerian Bank (Pictures) by einsteine(m): 3:34pm On Nov 03, 2022
baralatie:

This is serious o
So it was a union bank hack?

Yeah, the Salau guy worked in IT at Union Bank.
Crime / Re: Cash, SUVs, Items Seized From Gang That Hacked Nigerian Bank (Pictures) by einsteine(m): 11:56am On Nov 03, 2022
mafioso47:
chief no loose guard. They want to inject this money back into the system .. everything this guys does is deceitful and must be scrutinized. What hack was this and when did it occur ? Them dey use Nigeria people brain

Don't be a silly conspiracy theorist.

These are the proceeds of the Union Bank hack from last year. The Salau guy was the insider and he was arrested while there was a hunt for his co-conspirators. The guy called Joshua Dominic also had another case where he scammed investors of 2 billion.

You guys are making an issue of the "politician" guy forgetting that 1, he is not even elected yet, 2, he is contesting under a mushroom party. Way to be sensational.

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Sports / Re: Family Stopped Me From December Bout With Fury - Anthony Joshua by einsteine(m): 3:07pm On Nov 01, 2022
As in, family trying to save him from embarrassment
Politics / Re: Orji Uzor Kalu Mourns Davido's Son, Cancels Official Engagements by einsteine(m): 3:03pm On Nov 01, 2022
Which kain eye service be this?

I spit on Nigerian politicians.

So many people have died in Abia state and they are not even made to know if the state has senators or not and here is one of their senators chasing clout because a celebrity is the bereaved.
Phones / Re: Twitter To Start Charging Verified Users $20 Monthly by einsteine(m): 12:15pm On Oct 31, 2022
franchasofficia:
This is what Seun ought to have done on Nairaland.


Monetize front page such that only paid posts and highly relevant posts hits the front page.


Then start a verified account on Nairaland too, and then make the verified users pay a certain year subscription and then add some benefits like:


verified users will qualify to have at least 5 of their threads on front page every month. So it is left for the verified user to submit his most relevant threads to the mods to the screen and select one to be pushed to the front page every week. Do this and watch throlls reduce on Nairaland.


Also verified users will have direct access to private message any member or mod directly without waiting for them to respond to their PM request.



Verified users must have their full details submitted and verified by Nairaland admins before an account can be verified.



Cc: Seun reach out to me let me share more monetization tips to you if interested

You assume Seun is interested in removing trolls or making more money. He is extremely comfortable with where Nairaland is at the moment.
Travel / Re: Married Guys That Relocated To The UK, Whats Your Experience by einsteine(m): 10:07pm On Oct 29, 2022
OP start him story with English, frustration make am end am with pidgin.

Pele.

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Politics / Re: Farooq A. Kperogi: Hope Buhari Doesn’t Appear On New Naira Notes by einsteine(m): 5:04pm On Oct 29, 2022
NYSCplus:
I thought those are meant for dead heroes.


That's just a Nigerian custom. In many parts of the world, living leaders are placed on the currency. King Charles picture is on the new pound note.

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Politics / Re: Igbo Kwenu. Beautiful Igbo Ladies For BAT. Pictures. by einsteine(m): 2:50pm On Oct 28, 2022
Securing their funds.
Business / Re: CBN Spends N281bn To Print New Notes In 5 Years by einsteine(m): 2:44pm On Oct 28, 2022
This is the real reason behind the redesign.

The new design will come with fresh expenditure and new printing costs. Even a 10% padding on costs will run into at least $150m given the sheer number of notes to be printed.

Final cash out for certain people.

Yet naive people think this is a policy to catch politicians and criminals. I bet some of you are even unaware that there are people in this country that banks deliver and pick up cash from their premises or homes. No visits to the banking halls necessary.
Celebrities / Re: MC Tagwaye Thrills Guests In Buhari’s Voice At Wike's Award Reception In PH by einsteine(m): 1:58pm On Oct 27, 2022
Maxymilliano:
Is that vertigo affecting Wike's face ?


Vertigo on face?

Or you mean Vitiligo?

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Politics / Re: How Redesigned New Naira Notes Will Favour Peter Obi In 2023 By Charles Novia by einsteine(m): 9:32am On Oct 27, 2022
Charles Novia is naive.
Business / Re: CBN Redesigns 200, 500 & 1000 Naira Notes by einsteine(m): 2:56pm On Oct 26, 2022
Emeskhalifa:
Those wey read Economics, aside the fact that it will give those who starch Naira in their apartments and underground basement, of what economical value is the redesign of Naira

Stash nor starch.

And nobody does it for Naira. The Naira takes too much space and is of too little value for people to keep in their house. 1 billion naira in 1000 naira notes weighs 2,000 Kg. Completely stupid to "stash" Naira notes when the same amount in 100 USD notes will weigh 15kg or in 500 euro notes, 3kg.

Redesigns of paper currency is done on a regular basis to avoid counterfeiting.

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Romance / Re: Young Nigerian Man Shows Off His Old German Sugar Mummy In Wheelchair (Video) by einsteine(m): 11:53am On Oct 26, 2022
Caregiver dey form Sugar boy
Politics / Re: Tinubu: Pastor Adeboye Named Me Abraham, Father Of Nations by einsteine(m): 8:46am On Oct 25, 2022
Someone should ask Pastor Adeboye if Jesus would do what he did.

Ordaining someone who couldn't convert the closest person to her (her husband) as a pastor.

Well, it's RCCG. The McDonald's of Nigerian Christianity. Anybody can be a franchisee.
Politics / Re: Wike Reveals Why Atiku Is Not On Rivers State PDP Campaign Posters by einsteine(m): 8:44am On Oct 25, 2022
highchief1:
I don’t like atiku but I don’t know him to have this tendencies.atiku is being decieved by Okowa Obaseki and diri.

What tendencies?

Wike is being petulant.

Give him an inch and he will want a mile.

You really think all this foaming at the mouth would happen if he had been chosen as the VP candidate?

If Wike was Atiku's running mate, you think you would be hearing about Ayu needing to resign for peace to reign?

Wike wants to appoint a PDP chairman he can control and use to sabotage PDP's campaign. He is then hiding behind fighting for Southern interest to propagate his personal war.
Politics / Re: Wike Reveals Why Atiku Is Not On Rivers State PDP Campaign Posters by einsteine(m): 8:40am On Oct 25, 2022
zamirikpo:
So atiku wants to win election with only the North.

We shall see.......

So he should suck Wike's balls because he wants to win elections? At some point, Wike deserves to be ignored. If that means PDP will lose the elections, then so be it. Pandering to Wike would only make him feel too big.
Politics / Re: Wike Rules Out Reconciliation With Atiku, To Deliver Rivers Votes For Opposition by einsteine(m): 8:35am On Oct 25, 2022
Buddha3:
Even before ascending the Presidency, Atiku is already showing disturbing signs of ethnic favoritism.

E be many things o!

Do you think Wike is fighting against ethnic favouritism? You really think that's what Wike's diatribe is about?

It is simply heartbreak from him losing the primaries and being (rightfully) ignored for the running mate role.
Politics / Re: Wike Rules Out Reconciliation With Atiku, To Deliver Rivers Votes For Opposition by einsteine(m): 8:32am On Oct 25, 2022
BigDick70inch:
Nigeria need a crazily intelligent man like him........

No cabal would have been able to control him...... reason why e was rigged out of the primary election.......

Imagine,.....a sitting governor having 6 sitting governors in his support......and dragging a big party PDP to Ransome.......

Look at you confusing wealth for intelligence.

Rivers state Billions are being used for jamboree. Wike is using the people's funds to buy influence and people think he is a strategist. His display of crass arrogance and poor emotional intelligence has shown him for what he is: an incompetent man who was just lucky to be a governor. Of course, let's not forget his gang affiliations as well as that is a prerequisite in being a leader in Rivers state.

Rivers state residents are the lovers overall.
Politics / Re: Wike Rules Out Reconciliation With Atiku, To Deliver Rivers Votes For Opposition by einsteine(m): 8:27am On Oct 25, 2022
bennybuhari:
Yes he is arrogant and talkative but the greatest mistake Atiku made is not choosing him after the party recommended him. He should have used him for his nuisance value

Reasoning like your name.

No sensible person would choose an ambitious person like Wike as Vice President. Not choosing him was the most sensible thing Atiku could have done. Wike's arrogance is not worth the votes.
Health / Re: I Might Be Impotent by einsteine(m): 7:54pm On Oct 24, 2022
Hoodforever:
Bro I swear I had the same problem untill I saw a urologist. Only difference was I have never masturbated before.
The doctor recommended these two drugs for me and I've been fine ever since.
I suggest you should try them

Which doctor is recommending the first one to you for erectile dysfunction? That drug is for premature ejaculation and is dangerous for someone who does not have serious premature ejaculation problems
Health / Re: I Might Be Impotent by einsteine(m): 7:52pm On Oct 24, 2022
Do you know the meaning of impotent?

What you have is erectile dysfunction of psychological cause.

Do you masturbate to porn? This is a very likely cause. Normal masturbation (to mental fantasies, for instance) does NOT lead to erectile dysfunction.

Also, if you are one of those who believe masturbation is evil, it will affect you psychologically because you will begin to overthink it all.

Properly done, there is no real difference between fapping and fucking. It's all in your head.

Other things like stress, performance anxiety etc can cause erectile dysfunction.

If the cause of your erectile dysfunction is not psychological, then you should try Sildenafil or Tadalafil. Heck, you should probably try those medications at least once just to gain some confidence.
Romance / Re: He Found Out His Wife Was A Former Runs Girl by einsteine(m): 3:10pm On Oct 24, 2022
I am surprised at his surprise.

Who send am marriage in the first place?

You want to own what is supposed to be rented.

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Car Talk / Re: Ezra Olubi Buys Tesla With Vanity Plate Number R3T4RD. by einsteine(m): 7:51pm On Oct 23, 2022
Barims:
Where did he see the money to buy the car?? Has he sold his national Honor award or what

He sold his company for $200m.

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