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Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 6:06pm On Apr 01, 2010

netotse:
@ejadamen
i'm guessing u're edo abi?

Is it that obvious? grin

@ Topic,
Afraid to take a leap into the unknown but it's the only way I'll ever know if I can do it or not. Sigh! I know you can never predict what will be a success or failure but girl buckle up and face the challenge!! I'm tired of your endless pondering and melancholy way of seeing the negatives instead of the positives. There's light in the plan somewhere. You continue like this and you'll crash before you take off. Make a plan not half a plan and leap baby. There's money to be made.

Fashion › Re: The 16 Bras You Need by Ejadamen(f): 7:47pm On Mar 31, 2010

Jummy4real:
@fellybabe
Kindly post pictures of the bra you listed. Thanking you in advance.

Seconded.

Fashion › Re: Black Hair Does Grow. Let's Prove It! by Ejadamen(f): 12:07pm On Mar 31, 2010

Not at all Blue cheesy

It maketh sense. My weave is coming off this week then I shall pamper my hair. Been going through www.hairlista.com and I am amazed at all the things that need to be done to the hair. A lot of Nigerian women have it wrong. In fact if your hair is not fixed with a weave or in braids or ghana woven then the hair isn't it. Well I am tired of spending huge amounts to cover my hair. I want healthy hair. My programme begins this weekend wink

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 11:21am On Mar 31, 2010

ravenzord:
^^ Are you serious? Hehe, all you these ajebutters self. How long have you been resident in the coal city? 042's d phone code for Enugu, hence folks who live there are called Nwa 042s.

You assume I am Igbo. Been in Enugu less than 6 months.

@ Topic, blaze, Kay9 where are my recipes? angry

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 12:39pm On Mar 30, 2010

ravenzord:
I really hate it when this pseudo-evangelists wake me up with their loudspeakers at 5 am,can't they preach at more humane hours,when their preachees will actually be in the mood to listen. I travel East to avoid muezzins only to meet Igbo Aladuras, mcheew
. If I had a gun I'd shoot this eediot. . .at least he'd go to heaven so I'd be doing him a favor.

ravenzord:
@ Ejad: I see you reside in Enugu, 042 kwenu!

No idea what that means but I guess it's a greeting? undecided

Kwenu to you too.

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 8:38pm On Mar 29, 2010

ariblaze:
@Ejadamen

you may need to see either me or kay9 for the recipe to rid ya of that rash

kay9,blaze, recipe pls

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 11:50am On Mar 29, 2010

At first I thought you were God sent to bring sanity to the chaos reigning in the office. Now I see you're a green snake. Wipe that smile off your face before I do it for you. Blithering eediot who doesn't understand the importance of family. I mean what sense does it make to remain in the office till 7/8/9pm doing nothing? huh

To be busy looking busy is annoying after a long hard day. And you call it sacrifice? I mean, come on!!! Do you really want to be surrounded by a bunch of angry people thinking evil things to do to you once it's past 6pm. My fave daydream is how to disfigure your face permanently. HOW DARE YOU CALL A MEETING FOR SUNDAY? angry

There's Monday to Saturday for chrissake. I'm not even ranting properly. maybe cos I'm bone tired. Need to rest and think of better ways to cuss this new tyrant.

Fashion › Re: Black Hair Does Grow. Let's Prove It! by Ejadamen(f): 11:15am On Mar 29, 2010

@ bluespice and ubiaa5, thanks. I don't know how I can wash my hair with the weave on but since it's coming off soon,I'll wait and begin nuturing my hair. Neglected it for too long cry

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 12:52pm On Mar 26, 2010

kay9:
See, i want to rant, i really do. But i ain't got s.h!t to rant about. Now, neto n EjaD, u 2 just came in here n yelled n dissd WITHOUT EVEN TELLING US WHO U RANTING AT!! Nawa o, me too i wan follow rant naw, haba.
See, kay9 is jumping n gingering over here; just tell me who the e-diotic bownzle is and what he/she/they did - then sit back and watch me and Sisi (and Blaze, if he hasn't taken permanent residence in Bermuda) take 'em to smithereens. And V, too, when he isn't bemoaning the fate of humanity

Was ranting about one dude who thinks he can use english to confuse me angry

He ain't straight. One minute we're talking fine,the next he's all lust and flattery and before I can clarify he reverts angry

I honestly dislike when people aren't being straight. If you're a randy fool then be one and be known as that at least someone will respect the randy fool for being himself. Don't play lusty maggot and holy saint at the same time. You have no idea how that upsets me angry

So Kay9,blue,kill over to ya cheesy

unless you think the crime isn't worth it angry

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 2:57pm On Mar 25, 2010

Hello ranters _{can i remember all the names?} (Blaze,V,blue,Kill,netoste,Kay9 etc) cheesy

Playing on my intelligence abi? Hmm I am setting the trap and praying you fall into it then you will discover the mouth can really gush out foul water. I'll wait like a lion observing it's prey and tear you to shreds before you realize what hit you cheesy

Now I understand why hunters love to hunt. With an evil grin I spin the web that'll trap you and plan the least efficient way too butcher you(so your demise will take time). Playing with my intelligence with english abi? Just wait you dim-witted fool with an over inflated ego.

Fashion › Re: Black Hair Does Grow. Let's Prove It! by Ejadamen(f): 2:20pm On Mar 25, 2010

ubiaa5:
you can get on the program,the trick to fast and healthy hair growth is to wash,condition and moisturise even if your hair is plaited,in weaves or whatever,since u swim you have to rinse the chlorine out of your hair as soon as you get out of the pool and moisturise daily,you could use braid spray on your cornrows to moisturise.

Thanks so much for the reply. Now I must confess that before I saw your reply I succumbed and fixed a weave for a bash on sunday cry

It's a funky afro looking weave though cheesy

now I still swim with it but cannot imagine washing,conditioning and moisturising it though shocked

,am I really supposed to? I will revert to growing my natural hair after this.

Also I don't understand when you guys say moisturise your hair with a lotion and seal with oil. What do you moisturise the hair with apart from hair cream? huh

Fashion › Re: Black Hair Does Grow. Let's Prove It! by Ejadamen(f): 1:44pm On Mar 22, 2010

Hi all, this is a really encouraging thread. I want to begin Riskie's hair program cheesy

but what I want to know is this, I swim about 3 times a week and because of that I plaited my hair i.e. cornrows. Can I keep up the hair program with this? Suggestions? Advice?

Nairaland General › Re: Attn: The 'how To' Thread - Most Especially 4 Newbies In Nairaland. by Ejadamen(f): 8:53pm On Mar 21, 2010

It started this year but I'm now getting email notifications on some updated topics,not all! but some.

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 8:51pm On Mar 21, 2010

@ V, thanks wink

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 8:33pm On Mar 20, 2010

sjkeri:
when will 808 reagan reach orbit around planet zerv? d heat in here is killing me

Did you miss road? If the heat is too much GERROUT!

Family › Re: Is He Too Young For Disciplinary Measures? by Ejadamen(f): 6:14pm On Mar 20, 2010

It depends on the disciplinary measures you're talking about. As innocent as children are,they can be wily. When do you think a child should be disciplined? When he'she is 3/4/5/10? A child learns as soon as it is born,we underestimate the brains of children. Discipline your child but gently and I think your child is very healthy. That doctor has issues.

Nairaland General › Re: Attn: The 'how To' Thread - Most Especially 4 Newbies In Nairaland. by Ejadamen(f): 5:44pm On Mar 20, 2010

Not in spam and i check my spam before deleting. E.g. i have to keep refreshing this thread to see if there's new posts. No notification that you replied!

Nairaland General › Re: Attn: The 'how To' Thread - Most Especially 4 Newbies In Nairaland. by Ejadamen(f): 5:23pm On Mar 20, 2010

I have. It is permanently on. I'm not a newbie per se,just wasn't on NL for a while. I came back,started posting and I don't get email notifications anymore. I used to be flooded with them.

Fashion › Re: Interested In Buying Ladies Handbags, Perfumes And More? From Dubai by Ejadamen(f): 3:46pm On Mar 20, 2010

Hi sasifun, I like the bata range and bags.

Nairaland General › Re: Attn: The 'how To' Thread - Most Especially 4 Newbies In Nairaland. by Ejadamen(f): 9:55am On Mar 20, 2010

Help!!! I no longer receive email notifications on new unread posts in threads I posted in,why is this?

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 8:58pm On Mar 19, 2010

@ ariblaze, what is MASSOB? huh

netotse:
thats soooo not lady-like. . . . . .i like. . .lol

Do you have more horrible ideas I can use on those eccentric baggers?

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 8:52pm On Mar 19, 2010

@blue,

@vescucci, the poem thingie is from real life,my life.
@Sisi_kill, i appreciate the cold welcome cheesy

ariblaze:
@kill

sentiments and passions bring forth rants

a cold being has noting to rant about

afterall, all they do is just exist

dont you think??

I couldn't have said it better meself grin

Now

If I weren't in motion, I would have stopped right in front of you and hopped out full of righteous anger. "You eediot!!! you think the side mirror is a decorative piece? Do you have cataracts in your eyes that disable you from seeing an oncoming vehicle? Madre de Dios!" I open the door and to the amazed driver deliver a slap. While he's still recovering from the shock, I deliver another one and a series of blows all the while muttering expletives. "Eediot, a$$wipe, relative of the mucus family, eediotttt you want to ruin my tyres abi?!!!" And then with the strength of superman toss him on the fast lane of the road. "Oops! I forgot to look at my side mirror" Seriously people need to have meetings on how to beat all these danfo drivers. Nonsense. I need to get me one nice koboko, delivering the middle finger and waka isn't satisfying anymore angry

Nairaland General › Re: I Do Not Receive Notification Of New Posts In Topics I Post In,why? by Ejadamen(op): 11:37am On Mar 18, 2010

It's permanently ticked for me.

Nairaland General › I Do Not Receive Notification Of New Posts In Topics I Post In,why? by Ejadamen(op): 11:03am On Mar 18, 2010

I don't receive notification on threads I post in when someone else writes in it, why? I used to before and now it stopped. Please help.

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 9:35am On Mar 18, 2010

Good morning ranters, here goes me ranting and being vulnerable.

Today I would have held you in my arms
Today I would have said welcome to the world
I tried not to remember the date
But how I can forget?

Even though you left 4 months ago
I remember you
I remember how you kicked and made me sick
I remember how much I loved you even though I couldn’t see you

I’ve heard everything people can say to console
I’ve even quoted some scriptures myself
But no one can understand my pain
No one can see it’s driving me slowly insane

I wonder what I would have looked like
All bloated and ugly I’m sure
I wonder what you would have looked like
Just like your daddy I know

I’m supposed to put on a cheery face and say it is well
But allow me my moment of grief
Allow me to be melancholy
To rant, rave and be bitter

The pain should lessen after today
Or maybe I’ll start counting how old you would have been
I’m waiting for time to heal my wounds
For when I’ll remember and smile instead of cry

Today I would have held you in my arms
My baby . . . my baby boy
Too sad and tired to curse fate
You’re sorely missed and always loved cry

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 8:44pm On Mar 17, 2010

kay9:
@Ejadamen: no mind them, crazy silly godforsaken black-hearted empty-headed ego-bloated (hhem! lemme catch me breath!) droppings-hole-begotten morrafockers. Wheeew!

a man after my own heart cheesy

vescucci:
Kay, baba. I think you've found a soulmate in Ejadamen

Evening ranters angry

No rant for today,the things i read above me just made me laugh cheesy

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 4:00pm On Mar 16, 2010

Was driving minding my own business, driving at a reasonable speed( Enugu drivers are definitely worse than Lagos drivers shocked

). I approached a roundabout and stopped like a dutiful citizen waiting for the traffic warden to do his thing. Finally! my turn, as I moved my car to gear 1 to move, I heard commotion behind me. I didn't bother to look as I had no intention of missing my cue. On getting to the roundabout, lo and behold a police hylux almost ran me into the stonework. The eediot was waving his fist at me to get out of the road. Perplexed I glanced round. Obviously he had come from behind me, no he wasn't escorting anybody. Just a lone hylux moving like a speeding bullet. "What did I do?" I asked only for the eediot to move in front of me in a bid to park me. HA!!! I was ready for that fight angry

they will tell me what i did,why they wasted my time and answer some lawyer questions angry

I think the eediot thought better of it and moved on. My foot itched on the accelerator. 'Calm down!' I whispered to myself,'he's not worth my time.'

All this police people na wa sef! Maybe he was scared of woman trouble grin

but he better not cross my path next time or any other police for that matter angry

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 2:18pm On Mar 15, 2010

vescucci:
Lol. Football ain't going nowhere, love. We're atomically intertwined. Throw men on a deserted island and they'll start a league playing coconuts about.

kay9:
@ejadamen: sorry man, i'm sticking with V on this one.

I know but it was good to rant it out grin

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 5:30pm On Mar 14, 2010

Thanks ariblaze.

I hate you.
Why were you created?
Who created you for that matter?
Why did you become so popular?
Why do you hold the heart of men in your hands?
Why are you so addictive?
Why can't you be eradicated?

I hate you.
You started out innocently
You stole the men I love
You thrive off the masses and amass wealth
Even women are not spared this malaise
I would kill you if I knew how
Erase memories so you'll never be remembered

I hate you.
We compete but I'll win
One day,someday, I hope
I hate you, football angry

Literature › Re: My Book Of Rants! by Ejadamen(f): 5:29pm On Mar 10, 2010

I wonder why I'm just discovering this thread grin

So much to rant about but let's take it one at a time

Who are you to look down at me from your self-erected pedestal and call me inferior?
Who are you to think you are better than me?
Who gave you what you have?
Do you have what I have?
The gentility of a tiger is not a sign of cowardice
My choices are mine to make and not for you to discriminate

You think it's easy to be a woman?
You think it's easy to maintain a home and a husband?
Where does your small-mindedness come from? Gosh!
Why can't you think beyond what you watch on Nollywood and African magic?
There's much more to life than what you say 'our culture' demands

No more pressure
I admit I was stupid enough to once think that your opinions mattered
But no more
Take your ideas, opinions, criticisms and shove it
I am a woman,blessed by God in many ways
I made my choices and I am very happy
So you man and woman giving unsolicited advice, get lost!

Family › Re: Ladies: Can You Be A Housewife? by Ejadamen(f): 12:58pm On Dec 30, 2009

GL:
i must commend you, i'm impressed. you sound just like my mother, she's a housewife and a business woman. most of the time she does several businesses too.

but you know not everyone is business-oriented, some people have zero business skills. some people's only skills are related to their profession.

This has aroused my curiosity. So what can a housewife in this situation then do?

Family › Re: Ladies: Can You Be A Housewife? by Ejadamen(f): 12:17pm On Dec 30, 2009

yajebu:
Being a 'housewife' doesn't make you an idle, laid-back incomeless person. It actually makes you more of a real woman and it also does not mean you have to be 100% dependent on dear hubby! There are 1001 things that can be done from home. Every human being has skills that can be developed. You are there for your kids in the most important years of their lives. You determine your work hours. Sitting down waiting for manna from dear hubby (becos he is wealthy) is simply being lazy!

I am a proud, comfortable and intellectually sound housewife. I do confectionary supply, I do catering rentals, I sell clothes. I'm currently working on establishing a snail farm and home bakery. I have my BSc in Accounting and an MBA. I'm a Chartered Accountant and have a paper to go in becoming a Certified Internal Auditor. I keep abreast with developments in my academic calling and if the need arises, I will dust my certificates and hit the roads!!!!

I took the decision to leave paid employment when I realised my kids were imbibing the values of their nanny and not turning out the way I wanted. Of what use is all the money one makes if your kids turn out horrible? I admit it was a tough decision but today, the whole family is the better for it including dear hubby. No more frozen meals everyday . I'm fufilled. No regrets. The sky is the limit for housewives, depending on individual desires!

Lovely post.

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