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DONkollione:
@bin


d vulture re waiting to dine n wine on his carcass aleady !!



whos next? ekeroy?

some people are about to lose their joysticks.
*cracks my knuckles, donko**** & bin starts scampering for help*
grrrrrrrrrh

mcnepow:
^^Why r u shakin ur head?

Answer: She loves headache

bin gbagbo:
^^^

2 sttupid dogs!

I always had a feeling that this dustBin is not worth any space in the entire NL, but somehow for him not to cry fowl he was given opportunities and he has never made anything out of it.
*sad for dustBin*

*yawns* the next newspaper pls.

^^LMAO in the desert of projan. Some people are just too confused, five minutes ago they supported projan now they're expressing abhorrence

@OP u're the man, ride on we shall supply you all your needs 'cos you're born to shine. No shittt MAN.

booqee:
Mtcheww!! rubbish! Ah, eke u bleep up oh, i no expect sey u of all people to do like dis so if u spit, dat means u're already pregnant abi?
Mtchew! Baseless information!

see dere's nothing u can do to spoil d image of projan or the presido.
*rolling my eyes*

my dear it's too obvious that it's not just a spitting, it has continued for days and that means something serious.

bin gbagbo:
^^^^^

booqee, u too sensible oooooo!!!!



*hugs her*

And you're laughing at your pitiable condition right?

bin gbagbo:
I THINK the moderators must seriously do something about this gay menace in this section, its this boy stales who is a gay in real life with his multiple ids promoting same sex on nairaland, but we the religious guys here will fight him till he is no more.

NPJC=GAYS!!!! *SPITS*

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Re: A Trip To Jerusalem . . . . . . . . . . . . Proudly Projan
« #21 on: Today at 06:57:50 PM »

@buki, so u noticed my dryness, bring vaseline quick now.or lucozade then.
projan seketiri.
next.

This thing's getting out of legs, where's Donko*****? Let him come & tell us what went wrong

^^Now this is another joke

RFLMFAO

sutoboy:
heheheheh, laf wan kill me oh!


Am seeing movie here with projan crew oh!

abeg wetin be the title?

They're definitely confused. What a pity 

otooro:
now, i see the night classes u attended isn't paying off! wat a pity!

Screw you Ototooro, I managed to attend night college, you never attended any. Are you not a drawback to the world.

bunmioguns:
Capital NO, ur brain is inside d toilet

Let's get into the ring and settle this thing once and for all.

@araregem pls see where they make history

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-874962.0.html#msg10232256

who cares?

Ghana!! The BEST   except in last world & nations cup  

Am in, just returned from the gym
my specs:

Mass: 183.39 lbs
Height: 6.1ft
Hit: 88.18 lbs
Aggression: 89
Speed: 91
Arm length: 30 INCHS

Titles: WBA, WBC.

desperatem:
@mrbrownjay
My friend behave like mentally infirm person even when he is not high. During arguement his points does not correspond with the topic. His sense of judgement is bad. He can't assimilate. So i think alcohol damages the brain gradually

Your friend's sick mentally, it's not just alcohol.

Anchuna:
Is a lie, it does not afffect the brain nagatively, rather it makes it work optimally. During my high school days, I used to take at least 2 liters of palm wine before sitting for my terminal exams, and I always come out top of my class.

You're right on track am a living witness.

In fact this topic should be jokes section.

bin gbagbo:
eke , projan is doing inredibly well as u can see, unlike the other gay clubs.







* spits *

Now Bin that is early sign of pregnancy, don't tell me Donko**** succeeded in putting you in the family way

mcnepow:
Is that what projan has to offer?? gala n sachet water??
.
I think NJPC has stolen my attention now, *considering NJPC*

You're ever welcome buddy, you're guaranteed the best in the industry. We don't hawk forms like projaners. If you go round their posts you'll find them advertising and hawking forms.

Welcome to the kingdom of the LORDS.

Nice efforts boy, even though it's old it's a good place to start from.

The only thing you missed is the (NJPC) emblem, pls don't fail to do so next time.

I am reporting from the NJPC studio and confirmed information reaching us shows that the Projan President Mr. Bin gbago is pregnant. And this is unconnected to his affair with Donko**** after the val outing.

Proof:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-873480.192.html

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Re: Jokes Section Vs Romance Section= = =soccer
« #214 on: Yesterday at 07:02:04 AM »
eke , projan is doing inredibly well as u can see, unlike the other gay clubs.







* spits *

Information from reliable sources shows he may be going for acute abortion before the end of this month to avoid shame. Meanwhile he's under lock and key. However, as doctors are reported to have said they're not sure a pregnancy of one week only can cause the pregnant Bin to start spitting. That means, this ain't his first time.

Please stay tuned as we keep you informed on the state of matters as this interesting saga unfolds.

Comdt. EkeRoyal reporting for NJPC broadcasting corporation.

otooro:
@ekeroyal, u aint serious at all! no wonder u type slow
with a lot of errors, u've been typing with ur joystick!

smj

you can't flaunt what you don't have. Stop saying that please before you embarrass yourself any further. And mind you I've got nozzle not joystick for children, I've out grown it, ok?

booqee:
F u c k

aawwwww! SMH

k10:
fufu

And what's that? huh?

ARareGem:
This really does keep me abreast of latest happenings. Hehe

familiar terrain 

swtchicgurl:
not very funny sha

Now this is wisdom, thumbs UP my dear.

bin gbagbo:
that couple must be skales and ekeroyal!!

pand cho!
ori-ode

mcnepow:
So no one can tell me what this cult association offers intending members

Projan's a cult group that deals with coffins, gala & sachet water.

for NJPC, here's the front page of their handbook.



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Re: Weekend Projan Newz### 3rd Edition
« #22 on: Yesterday at 09:51:25 AM »
ref: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-874108.0.html
Question:
Quote from: Da_b¤§§. on Yesterday at 09:03:55 AM
okay! Whïch one is npjc

Answer:
Nairaland International jokers Jamboree corporation club(private unlimited)
Here's a brief overview of the corporation.

International Jokers Jamboree Corporation(IJJC) was established in 2002 by the elites class of men who knew nitty-gritty of the infotainment & entertainment locally & internationally. Out of share desire to extend her hands of generousity & let poor people access to their database of expensive jokes only affordable to the elite class decided to create a subsidiary called NJPC in 2011.

Her founding members though largely annonymous to NL are scattered all over the globe entertaining everybody esp those who can afford it.

NJPC's President Skales(CFR, BBC, Oprah, CNN, AIT, NTA, MTV, Oscar, Grammy in view just to mention a few)has shown beyond reasonable doubt that he possess what it takes to place comedy above ancient minded comedians who parade themselves as jokers.

In the invaluable vault of entities are distinguished members like Sutoboy, Homar1, Ode remo, Mikuz, Otooro(indecisive man), Boo, Swtchicgurl, Ben-10, Seun, my humble self, just to mention a few. These are infotainment + entertainment juggernauts who have matterered the artistry of scholarly attributes required to set the pace in this industry.

You are free to contact NJPC at will.

For: NJPC

You have a bright future if your choose your destination wisely bro. All the best

[quote author=MOGUL.O link=topic=874809.msg10231691#msg10231691 date=1329727781][/quote]^^
Search no more, here's the joke

didn't get this one, could you pls make it clear?

^am sorry bro., I think you need prayers now. How could you continue failing like this?
*sad*

^^It depends on your definition of decent my dear.

^^Suto pls don't disappoint me. Make sure you try and get the answer, if you do a handsome beautiful reward awaits you.

Pls try again

ARareGem:
^Spoil sport.

My dear don't mind them. Projaners are damn corrupt, please stop playing with them so they don't disgrace your their families.