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^^You're the man, was thinking am the only Gunner-NJPC guy here. Gracias pal for that acknowledgement.

News reaching me shows that Reina may be on his way from Anfield after that second goal.

Liverpullpool will never walk alone. The gunners must hunt and gun them down.

GRADE: 4/4

RECOMMENDATION: 7 nights at Vivanta with Priyanka Chopra

^^I don't blame you, I would have abused you father, mother and everything called family related to you. But they've done nothing to me, besides how is an IBO man cleaner than a YORUBA man? Moreover, tell me any city in Africa that is dirty as ABA or Onitsha.

I hate being tribalistic because I'm a Nigerian cross breed and have got very nice relatives and friends across Nigeria. But I think your problem ain't your tribe but your mentality.

PH*CKTARD!!

^^It shouldn't be, the London Kings delivered yesterday after all or are you a Chelski hand fan?

Good afternoon SKALES & ODE_REMO

How are your Sundays going?

*FARTS INSIDE THE THREAD and INSIDE BINLADEN's MOUTH*


WHAT NONSENSE WITH RAMATU

I have two questions for Chelskii fans and players

1. What is the "MATA" with Chelski?
2. Why is Chelskii "TERRY-FIED"?

If they can answer those questions then we can help them out.

UP BLUE ARMY ELEPHANTS!

Am one of those fellow that goes to cinema maybe twice in a life time, but my mate loves going there often. Once I was there with her and turned hero

In 2009, I visited the cinema to see 17 Again. I took lots of coffee before living home, dressed corporate -all in the pursuit of insomnia. When we arrived, we got a bucket of popcorn to keep me busy as well as some drinks.

The movie started, everyone was in ecstatic mode including myself. About 20 minutes into the movie, the wife was carried away by the movie and I was busy battling sleep. When she realized it, I was having SILENT PRAYERS . She tapped me up, I retook position. The next 5 minutes was to be very interesting. When she turned to me, I was on my knees already saying prayers to the popcorn. The people besides and behind were now enjoying themselves watching the new Mr. Bean. When the mate realized it, she started dragging me up. interestingly the drinks spilled on my shirt and someone burst into laughter. Then I woke up.

I refused going home immediately because the shame was going to be enormous . So I took position again and continued nodding watching.

At the end of the movie, the cinema attendants and other people who came to watch the movie were asking for my autograph, contact, etc.

I was crowded until I fainted . Couple of days later I got a mail with the link of my actions at the cinema. What a celebrity I became.


(true life story, for some reasons am ain't posting the link in here.)

*eats radish overnight, drinks raw eggs+horlicks, eats some overnight beans*

*steps into this ph*ckn thread, and farts astonishly*

*they're scampering for help*

*urinates inside thread, shakes my nozzle. Exits thread*

enobong18:
was xpectin smtin lyk a joke, nt a , (u knw wat it is)

Pls I don't know. Try to be straight

Alalabi:
Nonsensical!

Pls stop making this thread tontolated , alalabidickhead

An Aba boy was going to church one sunday morning. His Dad gave him two coins each of 1 Naira. 1 coin for tithe and the order for akara.

While on the way, he throws his coins up & down in excitement. Unfortunately one of the coins falls into a big drainage now he's upset. He takes off his clothes and dives into the drainage in search of the missing coins. A man walks by and is disturb at seeing the boy. Here's the dialog:

MAN: what's the problem boy?
ABA BOY: one of mine coin fell into this drainage and all efforts to get it out failed.
MAN: ok, you still got one more coin right? You can pay your tithe with that one.
ABA BOY: SIR! Thank you. Don't you know that God's everywhere? He'll take that one, this one's for my akara.
MAN:

enobong18:
was xpecting smtin beta

Ok, very well. Something better means?

~vicky~:
nice jokes !!!!
xpecially d 2nd joke

Tnx finally, the haters are loving

^enemies, no unknown quantities? Can't just define the two posters above me.

Is this a joke or yoke?

I mean 'Where is the joke?'

^you must be speaking outta experience. Now am suspecting you, Priest Otooro

;d;d;d;d;d;d;d;d

^^and what's that supposed to mean?

It was an ecstatic evening, an Aba boy who's a conductor went to a brothel, picked an ashanti and headed home. When they got home, the boy asked her for terms. The following dialog ensues:

ABA BOY: How muchu you dey collectu?
ASHANTI: N500 on mat N1,000 on bed
*ABA Boy gives her N5,000*
ASHANTI: Ok, that means five rounds on bed.
ABA BOY: NNAH! You thinku that I dey joku withu you? That amountu is for 10 ROUNDS on mat.
ASHANTI:     

~~NJPC-->rockabilly~~

swtchicgurl:
nice jokes

thanks switch

niceG:
Stale

As stale as your ar$e

ode remo:
stale ? go wash your mouth of that ogogoro.
NPJC jokes rocks for sure ni.

Sure bro, we rule, we rock https://serve.mysmiley.net/party/party0031.gif

^good to know I belong somewhere. As per you, it's obvious you belong nowhere, not even a sense of belonging. If you do show me.

bunmioguns:
Ok, noted

What did you note?

mikuz:
Yeye boy

You mean bunmi right?

Shiitt: a friend mistakenly worked into his Grand father screwing his nanny. And what came into his mind was 'trying to pierce a carton with an earthworm'.