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LMFAO
this joke's amongst the best, in fact am gonna tell my friends. Pls tell me another of this type.



~~NJPC, bad GUYSeS~~

^^your mouth'll tear

TORRES: A carpenter that is taken into the pitch as a footballer, esp if he cost too much to keep him in a club

GEAJ: Those who grew up without shoes, and would not want you to grow up with even bare feet not to talk of used shoes.

^^hello bro., no need of asking her, everyone knows who she is -that's, if she's real.

What a pity

IRAPADA:
Im just wondering maybe some people on nl have job,when i see people with over 10000post or check some one profile and i see over 100 post a day i beging wondering weda they hv job or working may b nairaland and fb is now a job.What do u guys think about this

Was wondering where the joke is until I saw this

dayamond:
well, u guys thax for the answer.
romade?he may probably be,
obasanjo,huuuuu, he may be you know monkey families are somehow rude.
but here is the story,
a man was making call one day and he only has 5 naira 50 kobo left as airtime so he[b] eventual;ly[/b] got a flashing from his boss at work and he decided to show the boss that he is senior by calling him back, so he dial the number and he started talking, so the boss was just telling him he didnt has airtime that's why he flashed,as they were disscusing this he just hear a voice from the sim service provider that (ur account is low please recharge ur account) the man was so angry he just call the customer care and said you people are so silly and very rude can't you tell me that you want to cut the phone and give me 2 minute so that i will round up my conversation? eyin alaileko buruku. nonsence u dont even have respect for elders you just cut the phone nonsence!!.
so you guys can see our service providers are the rudest people in nigeria cause they wount even tell us before cutting the phone when our airtime is finished.
and remember they may even be obasanjo family who knows(cause he brought phone to nigeria) so they may be of the same family(monkey family) and maybe, romade is also their family member.

#GBAGUN
NOW look no further, there's the yoke JOKE

^^"t"?
.YOU ARE SICK NO DOUBT, and I CAN SEE YOU ARE A LESBIAN INDEED>

GAY GROUP

Lesbian: Just another damn woman trying to do a man's job.(what a pity)

nice bro, keep it up

NJPC all the way
Well done bro

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harlo.ts & slut.s pls find you way outta here

^^ok, let's assume you don't understand. Hope that is fine with you

well done bro

Lucario007:
Tribalism is even here on Nairaland? Ekeroyal so u r a tribalist?

If you don't know how to comprehend things after reading them, go meet someone for help & stop asking useless questions. I know you've been looking for a way to talk to me .
Go advice your brothers eldav &onyeasi to improve their lives & stop racism/tribalism. Go to politics section & see what mess they're creating. I've always said it 'AM NOT TRIBALISTIC & WILL NEVER BE
But sometimes some fools needs to understand their tribe ain't superior to another man's.

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nice joke buddy

Info from a reliable source shows eldav sleeps with animals in addition to his gay life style. In fact he's amongst the Ibo men that travelled to the US in the name of gay and was repatriated back home after the anti-gay bill was passed.

I'm happily married -a genuine proof that am not gay. Tell us if you are married to exonerate youfucknself. HEEEEDioT

^^I swear you know
Hope you're not of that number

Onyeasi:
Infact i no go post any comment on jokes section again. Mod take me out of here
*dani took me away with helicopter*

WHO CARES?
My friend you ought to go and hug a transformer as soon as possible.

booqee:
Ekeroyal I'm disappointed!

My dear no need to be. It ain't my fault that I can't watch movies for a long time without nodding. Maybe I'd put a question across to God.

eldav:
Shut up u dis gossip

Man indeed,mtchw

HE-GOAT

Onyeasi:
And makes you think he's gay?. Infact i dey suspect you

WHO INVITED YOU? STFU >>bhehen ke lola

^^onye ARA
why are you following me?
DO YOU WANT TO RAPE ME? PLS AM A MAN
or ARE YOU GAYYYY?

Always your excellency!!

bin gbagbo:
@ eldav  lol

ph*ckn man, I said a greeting to you and you never responded, even though you abused me -GAMBARI  . Lacking manners

@Remo, his too small for any of us. Let me give him fatality  (Nairaland has shown alot and taught me how to handle his kind)
@eldav ==>now that you're clean what next? Besides I never said am yoruba, I just wanted to be sure you're a racist, hater and fucklikant.
You've successfully proven yourself.


I've got a script for him

1. TERE MUH VICH LAN
2. KRIPYA KOI PISHAB PILADEKA
3. TUM CHUTIEYA AUR AALSI LOLA
4. GHANT PAAD DYUNGA



HE MUST BE RUSHED NOW TO THE EMERGENCY UNIT 


**FARTS INSIDE ELDAVS'S MOUTH 5 TIMES, URINATES INSIDE FOR 2 MINUTES**

                             

eldav:
Osi ogini n'eme ya

@Skales he is saying sth is wrong with you upstairs (sth like that)
PhuckTARD eldav.
screw him with a very big screw driver

^^are you running?

Come let's dig it, rubbish boy. Am actually having fun it was you who took it personal. At least it is better to be dirty than treacherous. Dirt can be washed away but the Ibo man needs more than soap, water and maybe detol to be good.

Enjoy you sunday boy, and don't insult people or their tribes, everything on earth has got a purpose -even a wicked man has a purpose for existence. Think deeply and let shallow things be.

ode remo:
sound lyk your hang out spot. no let your mama see u dere 

Sure, I play a very tight game. No sh*TTT bro! You need to visit that place too.

Ok, very well eldav. Unfortunately you're have nothing to offer here except abuses. You're so shallow minded. Meanwhile, you haven't answered my questions

1. How is an IBO man cleaner than a YORUBA man?
2. Tell me any city in Africa that is dirty as ABA or Onitsha.

Now I'll answer yours'

1. I have been to Aba, have stayed there and visited places like Faulks, Ngwa, Port Harcourt, Industry, Pounds or Pound(whatever, it's been a long time) roads. Ariaria market, osisoma(sth like that), GRA. They're damn dirty. The only places you can have fresh air are in Industry road & GRA.
2. I've been to Onitsha a couple of times. I've visited Nnewi market. All surroundings are totally ph*cked!

One thing common with this places except the dirt is the extremely bad road with dangerous potholes. And I can assure you the population Lagos holds is equal to the sum of both city's population. So what are you talking, useless you. After now you'll come to drag the Ikwerre man as you brother. Nonsensear$ehole

sure bro, I don't blame the dude much but two things are surely the problem we have at the Emirates
1. Injury
2. Player's Wages

If the devil that took away good health from the Emirates can return it, I'm sure we'll be formidable.

^^good afternoon Bin.